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183cm. πŸ† joker. engineer. writer. former student. 26. thinking about climate change. heir to the tiktok ltd fortune. Did I mention I'm 6'0 and single 🦩

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Joined Twitter 6/4/16


@Kr8cken no worries, no need to get worked up about ithow u act when an endangered white whale bites your leg off is the real you
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊how u act when an endangered white whale bites your leg off is the real youYou: Hey I'm in your city πŸ‘€ Her: Ok hope you have fun 😁 You: https://t.co/KtOfQsdnHR
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @sh3riffwoody saw it first herelocked and loaded https://t.co/mTyTY5puB7
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Tim Cook could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, shoot somebody, and still wouldn't lose a single Apple stan
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊people out n about... without a mask on... in the middle of an archipelago... smh
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊people out n about... without a mask on... in the middle of an archipelago... smh @cholulaboobs fire @VikingBut did panic at the disco ever close that gaddamn door? @VikingBut did miley cyrus ever make the climb? @TommyRainmaker I mean... could be true 🀷🏽
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊If I had a husband, I would just set him down somewhere and forget where I left him like I do with my keys, glasses, cell phone, and purse.
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊https://t.co/imeXU7K2Z4there’s people watching, bird watching, and whale watching...but are there any others? I’m tryna watch some more animals
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Tim Cook could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, shoot somebody, and still wouldn't lose a single Apple stan @besf0rt Tim Cook could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and still wouldn't lose a single Apple stan @DrakeGatsby bangerWe all make fun of the people who clap when the plane lands but people also get mad if I boo when the plane lands so make up your minds
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊if you liked this one be sure to also check out: @AmandaRNH @poutinesmoothie @missrachelww @realfunghi… https://t.co/VQwElRWbyxNormalize accepting that your kid is ugly.
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊i just lost an imaginary friend to a hypothetical situation
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Life is all about perspective like, maybe you aren’t really bad at cooking maybe you’re just really good at ordering out
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @EmSchwegy he deserves itYou can lead a horse to water but you can’t have him because he’s mine. Also, you’ll need to put up these posters w… https://t.co/ImmDN1ojkt
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Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @edgewrths slightly diff but same vibes https://t.co/128ceMfSA6
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊America may run on Dunkin’ but I run on attention
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imagine meeting your soulmate and before every sexual encounter they said pack it up pack it in let me begin
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊*rips off costume* Shaggy: Zoinks it’s just old man Jenkins dressed up like a gggghost Me: Yeah another freak in… https://t.co/25iUf0k6tG
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊all hail the Vegetable King who wears the broccoli crown
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊y'all ever get a targeted ad that's so off-base that it's hilarious to think a company paid another company to put it in front of you
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊kinda crazy how we have strict laws against advertising alcohol/weed/tobacco to minors but no regulations against i… https://t.co/Lf8y7jNSlT
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊kinda crazy how we have strict laws against advertising alcohol/weed/tobacco to minors but no regulations against i… https://t.co/Lf8y7jNSlTGo fly little tweet Fly and find your people
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Someone in my bullet journal was excited she got these little bone shaped paperclips until she used them https://t.co/xyqhuAFJ5q
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @portmanteauface take me back 😭There are some things in life I think I’ll always wish I could get back again. That youthful innocence you don’t re… https://t.co/08LeGwLQSy
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @tatertothotbtch so true bestie @lockhaute yesI bought something from Old Navy and if I'm reading all these emails correctly we are now in a long distance relationship.
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Mr Rogers Taylor Swift 🀝 Cardigan
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊what if our cars 😳 kissed on the freeway πŸ₯Ί
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊just saw a Dodge Charger with both "ACAB" and "Support the Troops" bumper stickers ???
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @TommyRainmaker @geekysteven Nah I feel like cameras at this point have more clarity than a mirror we are playing G… https://t.co/kp9oAJr0Vl
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @moistvessel @geekysteven this comment fucked me up @MissSassy_Pants rt to save a lifeWhen you grab a guy's dick for the first time and it's too small, just tell him you believe in catch-and-release an… https://t.co/UElLLD88TB
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @perpetuallyhrny it's 100% the phone's faultthis $2300 phone is obviously broken @VikingBut did Jordin Sparks ever learn how to breathe with no air?*takes unflattering photo of myself using 1000 megapixel camera* hmm must be something wrong with this phone
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊*takes unflattering photo of myself using 1000 megapixel camera* hmm must be something wrong with this phone @VikingBut did Ray J ever get his one wish?"I'm just keeping it real" - asshats everywhere
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊no offense but i feel like different cities with different costs of living should have different minimum wages
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @capnwatsisname big if trueMy kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @motherofworms thanks @IndecisiveJones @mom_tho end the stigmaReal men can flex their muscles and the garbage gets too scared to polute. https://t.co/nxMtqHDx9e
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @ADHDeanASL @surrealvehicle i feel like a space heater would be cheaperme flirting: you deserve affordable housing with a free fitness center and in-unit washing machine.
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Unsure how many times I’ve seen Inception
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊The void was more fun before it got crowded.
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊All of us have told the GPS to shut the fuck up at least once. Admit it.
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @tatertothotbtch manyi showed you my instant noodle flavor packet collection πŸ₯Ί pls respond
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊what's an occupation that is currently legal but really shouldn't be?
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊caught my girlfriend having sex with her nutritionist and she said "its my cheat day" and tbh i'm not even mad that… https://t.co/EKb3Q2DeLu
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Tetris, Flappy Bird… This cool father turns video games into real-life toys for his daughter https://t.co/VU4Fx4QN8B
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊[getting arrested] cop: u have the right to remain silent me: make me cop: me: [we fuck]
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @IndecisiveJones @mom_tho plot twist: mad hatter was the fatherAlice: I’m late. White Rabbit: Haha, that’s my line Alice: White Rabbit: Alice: *stares* White Rabbit: oh shit
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Being around people just reinforces why Forrest Gump ran for 2 years
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Bill Gates now owns more farmland than anyone else in America so he can grow all those microchips
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊I just want Chinese food and to have sex in a pillow fort. Is that too much to ask?
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊I accidentally texted β€œfo sure” and then got embarrassed because I know I’m not cool enough to pull that off
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊sometimes opening the twitter app is like being choked but not in the fun sexy way
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊You are the Monopoly wheelbarrow of people.
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @lilnimrita learned it from the best πŸ’―πŸ’―inspired by @lilnimrita[getting arrested] cop: u have the right to remain silent me: make me cop: me: [we fuck]we're all just trader hoes looking for our trader joe πŸ₯Ί
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊Businessman: We need a job title for the person employees go to for serious incidents. We need it to sound approach… https://t.co/e3f6MWdyB5
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @EmSchwegy sk8r bois πŸ₯°omg babe πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί its not even vday yet πŸ₯Ίβ€β€β€ https://t.co/dn41PdoBw3
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I crave that leaf
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊kinda wish I was ignorant about current events, some of y'all look like you're having so much fun πŸ₯Ί
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1/19
2021
@adamgreattweet hugs for everyone :) @chardonyay what to heck??why can't CAPTCHA just sense my panic
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊A show about sleepy drug lords: Narcoslepsy
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊our grandkids are going to bitch and moan about the paul blart remakes because they'll never top the originals
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊my favourite bit of a tv series is at the end when i can finally read the reviews to work out how i felt about it
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊 @TommyRainmaker Men are just gay period
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊me: don't talk to me until I've had coffee them: u drink coffee? me: no
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊i’m pretty sure I have enough mental illness saved up to start screaming at birds
Retweeted by 🦦 Sir Jackothy 6'0 WaterBender (top 88.18%) 🌊If the cat climbs into a house guest’s lap, I like to freeze and whisper, β€œAre you feeling okay? She only does that… https://t.co/WKSkACMR2G
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