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Tom Zohar @TomZohar San Diego, CA

Loud and Jewish and gay

760 Following   26,925 Followers   26,215 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/9/11


@emmylanepotter Me rolling up to give those boys a ride in 1868 https://t.co/MO4X5S8TIA @WFKARS And a harness @FedericoMostert They’d be too busy pillaging my [redacted] @theericmathew @MatthewRisch_ I mean I’m sure they also smelled like actual death but I’m still ready to risk it all @MatthewRisch_ MATTHEW.Brb just taking a time machine back to 1868 real quick https://t.co/1SSmKKmjCK @nickybrownson The only puzzle here is why you’re so perfect @MrMeriweather Can’t @ShammaBoyarin @koshersemite For the record, here my actual tweet: https://t.co/hUU8ALlN9Z @RadJudyGarland The flu just wants what you’ve got @jaykisokay Theatre is ephemeral and sometimes so are tweets!!!! @benyahr Imelda absolutely said gay rights https://t.co/oBGsQkGczk @luxurytrash_ Staunties uniteCan’t believe this gem spent 5 weeks in my drafts @kevinddaly Wow the proof really is right thereImelda Thee Staunton
2/16
2020
Hocus Pocus (1993) https://t.co/9L3reQZJgv @jgobble It’s in the TEASER @ShirleySTANson Listen I enjoyed the first... two?... seasons but enough is enough @feeltheheath Even I have limits Heath @catmancatman864 @tousleshommes That right hand has gotten a lot of exercise huhWas in a rare good mood this morning but then a straight coworker yelled “I KNEW HOPPER FROM STRANGER THINGS WAS AL… https://t.co/sdAEjyReyf @tousleshommes @catmancatman864 This is making me anxious https://t.co/U9ZkCWEVet @chezspence What kind of idiot would mute THIS @awards_watch I mean I love Magda, I just want people to know this woman had a varied and rich career besides tryin… https://t.co/tbr3D3ZrgfNo one talks about this, but she also had a cameo in MUNICH playing Golda Meir and she’s so good she basically stol… https://t.co/pZbIzhrTVR @MarcSnetiker A nice valentines nightcap, if you willRoses are red Violets are blue Jellicles can and Jellicles do @charles_jensen @anthonymethvin He wishes @sullyhasthots @anthonymethvin I’m truly a hero @anthonymethvin I am so confused by this gif @Felixes_ @anthonymethvin Shocking to find out this way @brandonjohnpow @anthonymethvin Since 2011, bizarrely enoughMy husband doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day or Twitter but I guess I’ll acknowledge his existence on here anyway https://t.co/dS66XiIlhX @jamesholod Every time my phone starts a turn-by-turn direction with “at the light,” I ignore the actual direction… https://t.co/efizZ9FSrO @airuhgo Absolutely yes @taber Taber Shabbat shalom to your SWOOPY HAIR 😍 @itgetsbedder You taking care of him https://t.co/229kuKgzok
2/15
2020
@GetItBigGurl She kinda already did https://t.co/zQ71CV1rs5I’m so sorry https://t.co/ElQhneCZm6Deepest apologies to Lauren Cohan and Brahms the doll for this comparisonhttps://t.co/lQkzwiNGg7 @Allanismsf HAAAAAHAHASame energy https://t.co/8Q6BTpmkRKMe as a child trying to recite the alphabet https://t.co/GqLSjm7mfl @itstwinkbitch @joethehack You thought right @WFKARS @lgbtqnation Holy shit I’m going to ask you SO MANY QUESTIONS @keithkurson ty 🤗
2/14
2020
Me when a guy stretches and his shirt lifts up https://t.co/ZAKJ6H37Cs @jeffreysparsons @AMusicalPodcast If you actually look at MIDSOMMAR and Night Music, they share a startlingly high… https://t.co/DbIoXtgKNP @In_Otter_Words @benhewis “Mom drank some green juice” @jeffreysparsons @AMusicalPodcast Here, is this better? https://t.co/oBOnIuxiOl @benhewis Girl whose skin is inexplicably green goes to college, befriends the popular girl, steals her boyfriend, yells a lot @Baldilocks_23 @AMusicalPodcast @jeffreysparsons Sondheim was really into people in trees it turns out @AMusicalPodcast @jeffreysparsons Sondheim did hidden naked people and secret images in trees WAY before Ari Aster… https://t.co/trjQX5yjioDid anyone else NOT notice the naked people in the tree until very recently or was it just @jeffreysparsons? 😂 Be s… https://t.co/c1xqyUs1c5
Retweeted by Tom ZoharThe “and you’re watching Disney Channel” energy in some of these is so strong https://t.co/IQm5clfUh1 @urdadssidepiece This is a cursed meme but it felt inevitablehttps://t.co/xwQiO8szVq @pkrumpz You can’t tell me this cat isn’t cruisy https://t.co/11FFZYptxf @DiscreetLatino Impressive how they’ve both managed to find such harmless tweets from you @DiscreetLatino Tbh that flag should be your header imageMe when his profile says “no taps” https://t.co/daIP8lTR9T @TwitterUK Love to be represented especially in the same group as @DiscreetLatinoOnce again I am asking wouldst thou like to live deliciously https://t.co/UcdUptdMzp
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @mrsamherbst I was awaiting your disapproval @dontfollowzak @Asymetricalhomo @misterjench Truly wild to find out intestinal parasites are racially specific @chrisgeidner @farisfair For the record, I will NEVER be quiet about ANY medical thing I’ve ever gone through. That’s part of being Jewish @misterjench I want that framed @misterjench Miss ya lil buddy @misterjench Please show more respect for my Giardia, may they Rest In PeaceKinda sad that the intestinal parasite I had in 2016 died before they got to see the movie PARASITE become a hit @EW https://t.co/WGIheMNxcv @nlambrossmith @dylanbrickley12 @RealChalamet Just remind yourself that mustache is deeply fake!!
2/13
2020
@AmitChn https://t.co/xkjOJkMq8X @PrettyGoodPhil Sorry for your loss Phil 💕 @Slade https://t.co/eWt9PS7dZBI googled “Patrick Stewart with hair” and I was not in any way prepared for these results https://t.co/bLC7ZwXdau @Sarostar16 @AMusicalPodcast Thank youuu 🤗 @MPatrickHeath That’s very sweet but you should know the scruff you see in my avi is after three weeks of not shaving @MPatrickHeath I won’t but trust me you’d be in for a world of disappointmentI googled “Patrick Stewart with hair” and I was not in any way prepared for these results. I have logged in to tw… https://t.co/Q2X2Ua6W1e
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @brayet She’s fantastic and I extend an apology to her for my very dumb joke! @MrMeriweather @dylanbrickley12 @RealChalamet Google says so!! @laurjbrown I can’t decide which reply to this video I like better https://t.co/39vi5x7OF3 @dylanbrickley12 @RealChalamet Funnily enough, I’ve done exactly that but I wore a fake mustache https://t.co/zPmHbLhn9B @timmymetzner @ashtonevans @Slade @itsDMCL @alex_abads A very chaotic episode of familyd*ckOther adult men growing facial hair vs. me growing facial hair https://t.co/85LB9DW9Ik @JeremyWest Yes good morning @ryanstreit Joking aside she IS amazing but I couldn’t help myself @benyahr This is the type of reply I was HOPING forA blessing upon everyone replying to this without actually listening to the clip @matiasgomeznyc @ChrisMitchellXX Beautiful @ChrisMitchellXX @matiasgomeznyc ...did you guys actually click on the videoUgh the German Elsa sounds so good in this clip 😭 https://t.co/IUqTqwmfsv @laurjbrown This frigging medley from Mickey and the Magical Map at Disneyland has made it so I can’t hear any of t… https://t.co/Q1KxP1BXSK @ianmichaelstone It’s in her memoir!!! @julieklausner She’s an absolute legend, but also the part where they had two actors reenact the moment when she an… https://t.co/KqictFw2Be @ianmichaelstone Listen the only Topol factoid I care about is that Patti LuPone hates him @michael03153798 Look up “documentary now co-op”
2/12
2020

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