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Tom Zohar @TomZohar San Diego, CA

Loud and Jewish and gay

756 Following   30,665 Followers   29,258 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/9/11


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Retweeted by Tom Zohar @imdrewanderson No amount of atoning will help me but I’ll keep trying @jamesholod I’ll give you an entire festival medley @JakeJarvisWV @mrsamherbst Google “Grotbags”, you’ll be grateful @mrsamherbst Sounds about right @jamesholod Now I’m getting flashbacks https://t.co/pBWXBs8uFE @Almondrobopanda It’s no wonder she seems so happy @alplicable That is such a specific energy @MatthewKBegbie Grotbags > Elphaba, but we’re not ready for that conversationForever on repeat https://t.co/FIlJFMaomD https://t.co/Sba5g3OfEf @samcorb Wendi McLendon-Covey is clearing up space for the Golden Globe she’ll win for playing this woman in the bi… https://t.co/sAbJAFgND1 @OrangePaulp Paul this is good“Necessity is the mother of Invention!” -me explaining how the two drag queens on stage know each other
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @adamjmoussa This is everything I hoped for thank you
9/28
2020
@MarkTaylor Aaaaah congrats! @mrsamherbst And here she is https://t.co/RnKaolPySP @nickybrownson They wrote a whole musical about you doing this https://t.co/6SxGCmqFSE
9/27
2020
@EPCATDork There only one that’s ever existed that I know of is inside of the San Diego airport so up until now I c… https://t.co/GGGIEPMq87 @piscesdaddy Thank you @aheram It’s Chipotle but drenched in queso which makes it both grosser and also infinitely betterJust found out they’re opening a Qdoba near my house so I guess the tide is finally turning on 2020RuPaul when you ask him who Ben Platt plays in Dear Evan Hansen: https://t.co/aZcUEaN8Ps https://t.co/XBavGhMiyd @mattyost_ @jamesholod Who in their right mind says no to watching Maxwell Caulfield @adamjmoussa @jeffchatterton Bless you @adamjmoussa Wait I’ve never seen this and I would absolutely like to
9/26
2020
Actual photo of them conceiving me https://t.co/pA7rCiNlfM https://t.co/lyZl5ZvzLp @mrsamherbst And I’m in jail @mrsamherbst That alternate universe doesn’t have covid
9/25
2020
@gerardovallejo Because @MatthewKBegbie Make that pull-out game weak https://t.co/DsiLBcZZ5ENow from the top make it drop https://t.co/K10YA5DmbWSpecial Special Day🦍❤️❤️ https://t.co/4QdfDvgxX8
Retweeted by Tom Zoharhttps://t.co/tnJnkKMawy @JesseOut I’ve never ever enjoyed being tagged in replies to tweets I retweet so I do unto others as I would have them do unto meThat moment you realize you just replied to a retweet without untagging the person who retweeted https://t.co/15JrWngL8J @marcjfranklin @laurjbrown That was a classic, that was a classic @mrsamherbst This woman originated Cosette and then years later returned to play Fantine... petition to have her play Valjean next
9/24
2020
She was used for everything. Used to promote everything. Used to make people look good and socially conscious. Used… https://t.co/4y0zamfhUs
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @jonnydrawffles @jonnynightcore Glad the rumors are true @jonnydrawffles @jonnynightcore I love them @cmcoving You are a really good person 💕FYI this is the creator of the Christian Girl Autumn meme. Please help & donate to the Go Fund Me if you can! ❤️ https://t.co/BBTSKg8DgA
Retweeted by Tom ZoharA system that allowed Breonna Taylor to be murdered in the first place is never going to punish itself. We have to… https://t.co/PX5SxrXiZU
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9/23
2020
@LouisPeitzman I’m suing @LouisPeitzman Am I one of those two people? Because I should be one of those two peopleEverything: *comes up roses* Mama Rose: https://t.co/hldCZlKUWv @feistyfrank The original c*ck destroyer @drewgmackie Big turn of the century himbo energyhttps://t.co/z2HV0iKl22 https://t.co/nez97EMprR @ecareyo “By a nose, Nicole Kidman” — Denzel when she won the Oscar and now also this cat
9/22
2020
Almost positive I’ve blocked someone on an app with the name “Topmaniac69” at SOME point in my adult lifeWhich homosexual at Nintendo got away with naming a Mario Galaxy level “Topmaniac and the Topman Tribe” https://t.co/aKqzsgpsYY @samcorb DM me, we should collab 💕 @mathewrodriguez Thank you for thisHappy September 21st https://t.co/BzOEo3HSKN
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @laurjbrown I have it on good authority that you haven’tExpectation vs. reality https://t.co/zZc3gAyYYUMiss Hannigan when all her plans got foiled: https://t.co/knsdqBRKVDmargo martindale my president https://t.co/vBqCBBoxKE
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @ramy The Emmys said https://t.co/2xfTtLGLLCHelena Bonham Carter making her dog wave dot tumblr dot com https://t.co/ys3PzMEnvP
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @KaSpad I had such fond memories of it and they apparently should’ve stayed memories
9/21
2020
No one ever talks about the fifth Teletubby https://t.co/PiJLUTk77u @Valkenhyne @boombazookajoey Oh I agree I just mean I liked how those two silly controllers felt in my hands haha @adamjmoussa My favorite is how the second one is in italics which is something we literally never even see on this website, and yet @boombazookajoey Galaxy’s fine but my one controversial statement is that I actually really miss the Wiimote+Nunchuck combo @boombazookajoey Somehow in 2002 I was able to overlook these issues?!? Simpler timesMy brain when I log into twitter: https://t.co/TUrpivCsOj @ImPoeticAF @kylebuchanan Controlling Mario in these remasters feels like pushing a grocery store cart with broken wheels @HairSandwich It just constantly feels like Mario is drunk @crippledboiswag You’re not wrong @crippledboiswag I mean I’m enjoying the nostalgia and some parts hold up well but I do feel that maybe this game c… https://t.co/tgMVwxglgsMe playing the Super Mario Sunshine remaster on Switch https://t.co/mw2qwfxgb2 @MickeyJoTheatre @mrsamherbst Natasha doesn’t count she belongs in her own special category where singing doesn’t matter @mrsamherbst Electric chair @mrsamherbst Wait has anyone ever sang it WITHOUT doing that??? I didn’t think it possiblehttps://t.co/9LEXVAsviN https://t.co/dWqszfduiY
9/20
2020
@marcformarc @TyleKurner “Two weird bowls stand before me” https://t.co/x5wNAszfJm @illegallyginga @thatryanlogan This has become very chaotic @yaesohn @marcformarc For some godforsaken reason I like my cereal to basically be a bowl of baby food and I don’t… https://t.co/aXoI5cFc1p @marcformarc I let my cereal and milk sit in the bowl for about 10 minutes before I eat it so it gets as soggy and soft as possibleWhen someone on Grindr sends a butt pic without even saying hi first https://t.co/oM2yHlp3hMShortly after I heard that RBG had passed I told my dog. He immediately learned human speech and demanded that we t… https://t.co/8wYpyL8Mrs
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @feeltheheath I love you @feeltheheath HEATHThis is the one that broke me https://t.co/5OFnMY3TC5People rushing to tweet about Betty White every time someone important dies https://t.co/lOweVDniLI @urdadssidepiece OH NOOORBG when asked about Marriage Equality: “I think that as more and more people came out and said that 'this is who I… https://t.co/dnbtafJpBr
Retweeted by Tom Zoharit is absolutely depraved that we cannot mourn this mountain of a woman’s death without the fear of whatever is lef… https://t.co/1Xfh4VPTev
Retweeted by Tom Zohar...goddammit
9/19
2020
“Who’s your biggest enemy?” Lady Gaga: https://t.co/V7Yhk99xKV
9/18
2020
@Tweet_Dec Wowshe will cure covid https://t.co/PWuyoLAnjm
Retweeted by Tom Zohar @awards_watch That won’t help I have twitter on my iPad tooWhy did they call it THE RIVER WILD and not MERYL-LY WE ROW ALONG https://t.co/DFWPPm6DNPSandy in the beginning of Grease vs. the end https://t.co/gESVlw6Qdk
9/17
2020
@sailorbluto @nickybrownson Omg I saw this tweet 5 hours ago and couldn’t figure it out until now I’m glad I’m not alone @colormejorge FRIDA!!!Hey @Google make this today’s google doodle you cowards https://t.co/rPMyZQhapK
9/16
2020

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