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Runner, skier, engineer, cat slave. Mostly a cat slave. Chief Motivational Heretic. Legendary wordsmith. Imposter syndrome affected keyboard masher

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Joined Twitter 1/21/09


@hillsy Yeah - mostly concur. Journald logging out to syslog seems to manage to bring raspberry pis to their knees… https://t.co/dVnjtqsmsC @QuinnyPig Imagine the piss and panic if Lennart wrote an emacs reimplementation, and they put *that* in bullseye. @QuinnyPig If it were only an *init* system, far fewer people would care, frankly.
2/19
2020
"Hello, I am the top lawyer in the country. I will now proceed to shit my pants on national television in a display… https://t.co/zE19WM2o7A
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2/15
2020
Woke up with a wild idea racing through my mind: why don't we join the EU?! Maybe it's nuts, maybe it's a lightbul… https://t.co/RhEvrmAWZ4
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2/6
2020
@bbcnickrobinson @BorisJohnson @BBCRadio4 @BBCSounds Pragmatism has more of a whiff of nobility and honour than the… https://t.co/k4c2XtiUAk
2/5
2020
the room next door - Priti Patel https://t.co/kwgEdJKGLr
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2/4
2020
@tomhfh Only it’s not a benefit - because it’s replacing cheap imports with more expensive domestic manufacture, this is an economic cost.
2/3
2020
99 smartphones are transported in a handcart to generate virtual traffic jam in Google Maps. Through this activity,… https://t.co/15bW50yDpR
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2/2
2020
Went to see off those Brexiters earlier, on their way down to London to celebrate trashing the country. https://t.co/2QKMiRDwV8
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2/1
2020
Bob was beginning to think that the dress code in Brize Norton was a bit weird, but just put it down to pre-Brexit… https://t.co/HGuiRU8Ue3
1/31
2020
@tomroyal A benign suggestion might be protecting against ad exhaustion (i.e. automatically bashing someone else’s… https://t.co/SMNKkLW9Du
1/30
2020
@ToruOkada69 @Alskicav @janemerrick23 With all the UKs fish, amusingly enough.
1/29
2020
Get you a museum that can do it all. #DollyPartonChallenge https://t.co/FdoUilRHXd
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1/24
2020
@davidallengreen @Inforrm This is literally the equivalent of “She was wearing a short skirt and makeup so she should expect to be raped"
1/23
2020
@IanDunt It’s an increasing Americanisation of UK domestic agendas. This and talk of “perpetrators”. Shudder.
1/21
2020
@SkyNews We always knew there was a Pooh connection somewhere.
1/20
2020
@mikeysmith Maybe they could advertise their cause on the side of a bus. @beajammingh This looks more random than I expected in isolation. Just like real life. @beajammingh My bladder chassis overflowed, sadly.
1/15
2020
@piersmorgan Ill informed hypocrite Twitter twerp’s incorrect knee-jerk reaction shrieks into the void… https://t.co/Hmp0lJD2pn
1/12
2019
@holland_tom It’s a dog whistle, loud and piercing, that there’s an enemy and he’s fighting it. Nothing more. @identibase Oh dear. Not just me though, is it. Unless you can demonstrate to me where I consented in to receive… https://t.co/no6JKRy2CZ
12/24
2019
@SRSilvie @HarryDibbs_ @holland_tom Well. Cleansing religion out of modern culture and society doesn’t seem like a bad thing to me. @holland_tom Aged 18 and atheist, I worked in a call centre, and enjoyed a personal culture shock when asking a lad… https://t.co/fEvAbUh2dS
12/21
2019
@SkyNewsBreak “… or else"
12/19
2019
@TheNewEuropean There’s a good chance of fucking implosions
12/18
2019
@monzo @JackKleeman Huh. We went straight to s3 because availability/resilience without going through any interven… https://t.co/CIe0ad2ZiZ @BathCA @theorchidqueen @fredsmam We can’t imagine what he’d make of this and the newly minted Baroness Morgan. No… https://t.co/Bus2KdHhmT
12/17
2019
@lewis_goodall If only this could have been predicted somehow.
12/16
2019
@BathCA @ch_1401 If you want everyone to live up to their names, we await with some impatience the rebranding of th… https://t.co/FLIbAmklEP
12/15
2019
Happy Christmas, turkeys. https://t.co/cRQd7xvdDRThe tears coming from upstream are strong this morning #GE2019 results https://t.co/XdMjACELmr
12/13
2019
@RobDotHutton It’s almost certainly going to be a white Brexit.
12/12
2019
It is election season. The world is busy and rubbish. But it is also Christmas. So take a breather and let me te… https://t.co/SzJpTUAXgv
Retweeted by Chris SpencePerhaps you're not going to #VoteConservative. I know I'm not. But millions of people are, apparently, and it's time to have a look at why.
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12/11
2019
After speaking to these 2 gents this morning on @GMB I think it would be only suitable to join them with there caus… https://t.co/8kALewfyXV
Retweeted by Chris Spence @theousherwood Maybe he could ask them to run it over some bridges with gardens on them, en route.Was it by private jet? https://t.co/POhymzFBjO https://t.co/jL6CIVAcGQ
12/10
2019
@Davidwo35570144 @MikeDaviesLab @NAJ562 @BathCA @annabeltall @bathxmasmarket @UKLabour I guess it helps if you can… https://t.co/xXVejvo4tS @Davidwo35570144 @MikeDaviesLab @NAJ562 @BathCA @annabeltall @bathxmasmarket @UKLabour But then, even if they can’t… https://t.co/YXm2uJM6Un
12/8
2019
@BathCA @IainDale @GuidoFawkes I mean, that’s true right up to the point she gets reelected, right? @SkyNewsBreak Which of course is why they released the report on Russian interference… no wait…. the other thing @MikeStuchbery_ Careful what you wish for - “Tommy” might pitch with a hippo bag of coke.
12/7
2019
@mrdanwalker @BorisJohnson @afneil We want to see him being grilled. @unixdaemon git notentirelyblameless @mikegalsworthy @BorisJohnson @afneil Andrew Neil, like so many of us, is simply waiting for a person of talent to appear. @scg_sam @BorisJohnson The UK already applies a lower 5% rate to them. The EU also has proposals to allow a zero r… https://t.co/ELNMGxFdLd @Tczernabog @CharlieHGlover @MichaelPDeacon Well, given Tory education spending cuts since 2010, you’re probably no… https://t.co/Pfg4kI8WtL
12/6
2019
@uniquemedia @annabeltall @BathCA How can you defend Boris Johnson’s history of evident islamophobia and racism, hi… https://t.co/eh9UTTtU3j @twlldun He’s coveted his neighbour’s wife’s ass, for sure. @BathCA I think the message is possibly closer to “You were lied to then, and they’re still lying to you now". @RupertMyers Entirely illuminated by gas powered lighting, too I expect.
12/5
2019
@CharlieHGlover @MichaelPDeacon https://t.co/YzPGcGAbzo @adampayne26 Let’s hope they’re Mason bees. @mrjamesob I’ve never been there, but the brochure looks nice. @MichaelPDeacon Do they know they’re Turkeys at all?
12/4
2019
@BathCA @SimonMrshll @jriekemann @Wera_Hobhouse And it’s only a judgement call if you ignore the evidence... https://t.co/LUmpetBJ1s @BathCA @SimonMrshll @jriekemann @Wera_Hobhouse Well. There are degrees of opinion over whether a second referendu… https://t.co/j4rItWLMe7 @jillongovt @PJTheEconomist Nor do they have enough brain cells to fill an entire skull.https://t.co/izSNKRIukV
Retweeted by Chris Spence @mrnickharvey It was a rapid spiral descent. @MaleHumanPerso1 @BBCPolitics Yes. @BBCPolitics Is this the same Trump who doesn’t know Prince Andrew? https://t.co/GShjZkI5QJ
12/3
2019
@ContractorCalc @davidschneider He also dislikes the UK economy. Choose one. @BathCA We’re having this election because Boris refused to allow Parliament time to scrutinise his deal and concomitant legislation.
12/2
2019
This is bad. Brave Londoners had a go with a narwhal tusk. Tomorrow Boris will blah-blah. The big questions - about… https://t.co/W6eKDeLkuL
Retweeted by Chris Spence @Aiannucci Now reads “At least 5” (:The man with the tusk is apparently a Polish chef named Łukasz who works at Fishmongers Hall. Bloody Poles. Comin… https://t.co/Eo6SPfZUxJ
Retweeted by Chris Spence @Trump_ton Tragedy, adversity and hardship brings out the Polish in all of us. @Trump_ton Luckily they don’t appear to prevent EU citizens from doing so. @JuliaHB1 He. Is. Polish. https://t.co/iR2BJItUjFMy bit on Boris Johnson, and various other horrors yet to meet their iceberg https://t.co/jxz16ZY0lL
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11/30
2019
@jriekemann @BathCA @annabeltall @afneil @krishgm Given the extent that she attempts to amplify the part line, it s… https://t.co/KtOKxLsHYr @BBCPolitics Tactically. @lewis_goodall To be fair, it’s an overwhelming majority to remain now. @ThatTimWalker Strictly speaking “Absolutely not” is the right answer to the question “Can you look at me in the ey… https://t.co/h2LNPn5TdN @ITVNewsPolitics @PaulBrandITV Strictly speaking “Absolutely not” is the right answer to the question “Can you look… https://t.co/fTKMiWCZ93Knock on the door this morning. Smartly dressed people - ooh candidates to bark at, I thought. Imagine my disappo… https://t.co/b35pcKn4OZ @faisalislam I wonder why he was signalling to @NickFerrariLBC to cut a question? @KatyrooBoz @annabeltall It turns out that yes, actually it is hard to grasp. I have to say the whine from the spi… https://t.co/Ka0R0XPGFR @matwatkinson @johnleremainer @bbclaurak Actually true, if short lived. https://t.co/kfaNiBr9Fw
11/29
2019
@nickpiggott @nevali @ruskin147 E @garius "… where the best fox hunting is to be found this winter"I try not to tweet political opinions, but as it’s my birthday allow me just one. The Tories do want to sell off th… https://t.co/7MvNpXy57T
Retweeted by Chris SpenceThis is the truth of what happens when @BorisJohnson visits your hospital. This has been written by an anonymous fr… https://t.co/gPo6JDZFsL
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11/28
2019
@Usherwood We’re all fucked. @Peacenik45 @PabloEFC1878 @britainelects @YouGov Do you know, I think he might be. @britainelects @YouGov Just goes to show how few people read the Telegraph. @BBCRadio4 Freedom of movement.. @identibase Hi - I’ve just received unsolicited commercial email from you contrary to your obligations under GDPR… https://t.co/Y3cvnNIB1d @StevePeers I vote dishonest. @BathCA Your other candidates aren’t much better either, are they? https://t.co/LP8PxNcqEr @BathCA @annabeltall It went through the EU parliament already? When? https://t.co/mwO7fQOjE0. Before it can move… https://t.co/JWTHgHwwVt
11/27
2019
… because the fucking idiot who declared that we’ve had enough of experts comes out with, well, I’m not sure what i… https://t.co/x24jGozi20I remain convinced that we are far from having had enough of experts. https://t.co/snX3tA7bXM @BathCA I suppose Johnson is OK by you because he hates black people, Muslims and journalists…… https://t.co/bPti4TLqjT @MikeHolden42 I have to say, I await with anticipation the 2 hours of Today programme coverage of Boris Johnson and… https://t.co/W0G39PrOEJ @unixdaemon Next thing, you’ll be suggesting that my exposed Mongo and Elasticsearch clusters are a risk. Live a little.
11/26
2019
@BBCRealityCheck Retention is not the same as having a numbers boost.
11/25
2019

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