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King of the Barclays 👑 #CelebrityRefs (via @rdcrdc) https://t.co/2aaJ8EkSBW
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Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Rashy 🔥 https://t.co/vkcud0wgjf @HEBakers He must be retardedHell. Yeah https://t.co/scOHRVMtWhTwat https://t.co/h9Yb9Nf5fD @FlexUTD @rantsnbants 😂😂😂This is a picture @BorisJohnson doesn’t want you to see. It shows Jack lying on the floor of Leeds Infirmary for 4… https://t.co/AvCqzJ9GZ8
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Cute Cat Doing High Five With Athletes https://t.co/TdPQekQuAn
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Same Energy https://t.co/I7IBAzjzxc https://t.co/vZK3e4X1tM
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Scott McTominay vs Kevin De Bruyne - Manchester Derby - 2019 |HD| https://t.co/hbjwUBLQ5R
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Throwback when Sir Alex Ferguson told Jose Mourinho to pick Scott McTominay. What a moment. 🙌🐐 https://t.co/1MDuQVdVUG
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Andreas Pereira 30 seconds after coming on during the Manchester derby 😂😂 https://t.co/APRsIDlsDM
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Ole Gunnar Wolskjaer 😎 🎥 @2sporten https://t.co/BRlVVEtYcW
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Say it every week. Man's a brick wall! https://t.co/0H5NQCpMc9A huge thank you to @MarcusRashford for giving me his match worn shirt today! My first away derby will forever live… https://t.co/5h34cMYB4k
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Messi Lingard https://t.co/xPGqLpl4FzKanye decided he was ready for anustart https://t.co/F0eKmfFzvA
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Jamie Vardy has now scored in every single game since his missus got done for spying on Coleen. (8) (CC… https://t.co/T7lBPi0lNX
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴I can’t believe that Gary Fucking Neville is holding the prime minister to account in sky sports whilst bbc and itv… https://t.co/Y4vXEvIVIo
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12/9
2019
Boris is a nonce #SaveTheNHS
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Love how City players get so mad over this as if that hasn’t been their tactic to stop counter attacks for the last… https://t.co/gGxaQaMbGC
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Finally. A Corbyn policy we can all get on board with. https://t.co/B2NZtv8ddk
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴 @jfknbreezy My favourite Boris https://t.co/rz4PJkkifVThe city is United’s. https://t.co/TFKbW5gTeL
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Martial’s goal was ALL HIM! What a player! #ManchesterDerby
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴I think my favourite part of this has to be Fergie's face looking at Ole. Says it ALL! #mufc https://t.co/X4QCktSD3b
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12/8
2019
When you organise a date with a stunner then realise its on Derby Day.... #mufc #derbyday https://t.co/MKb7USfsWdMessi Lingard at 10 again plz 🙏 https://t.co/KPfwDe0lx1Devastating. The moment the BBC finally stood up. Still a long way to go to rectify all that has happened but thi… https://t.co/gOhsMJgDxe
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Someone please put an end to these dreadful cakes!!! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/XwUyqlmoDmBig. Game. Player. @MarcusRashford #MUFC https://t.co/YqEGE0CKkR
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴The funniest thing that happened this decade, by far, was Kony 2012
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Be funny if that fat Mexican bloke beat AJ again 🤔😂Some people worry about the boogeyman being under their bed. I worry about Joe Bonamassa buying all the good guitars. #trueterror
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴JC coming 4 you clowns https://t.co/4Djm1y0i1qArsenal struggling to find the budget for a new manager. Just give it @ItsDonRobbie @MrDtAFC & @TroopzAFC 🤣! Can't… https://t.co/V3DEhwLvoq
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Got no problem with Goths at all. I stand! https://t.co/gNE48YJ4dJ
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike https://t.co/A3g9nK5pWg
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Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴 @JackDavidNash John Stones playing more like Joss Stone 🤔😅🤔 @JackDavidNash 🤔 https://t.co/cnHE1hB5inhot take: man city would be infinitely better if they just played a couple of rando academy lads at cb and fernandinho in midfield.
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Zazzaroni and co. quadruple down on Black Friday. Instead of issuing an apology to the players they hurt, they inst… https://t.co/Ac4um6lcjE
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Dat guy! https://t.co/I6UhUGnpFc🎶YOU SCUMBAG YOU MAGGOT IT'S BIG GERRY TAGGART🎶 https://t.co/c7Vd5rUMnn
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Mata has too many pics saved of players when they were kids. Checking harddrive... https://t.co/FNvSKZY2bn https://t.co/IRnFbEYaPg
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Banterrrrr haha https://t.co/Q3kqxThf1gBut the airport's always almost empty this time of the year so let's go play on a baggage carousel. And set our wat… https://t.co/mdSsDYlrzTFollowing the publication today of the front page headline ‘BLACK FRIDAY’ accompanied by a picture of Chris Smallin… https://t.co/qK37AblAPU
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴 @maxrushden Bruh 😞
12/6
2019
Shouting at Jeremy Corbyn to apologise for something that wasn't his fault but taking selfies with a man who referr… https://t.co/RgqHLmuRTs
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴With Pogba returning it would be foolish for Solskjær to drop Fred for him. Rather, he should accept the fact that… https://t.co/DrqaP1FnOr
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Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Can it be the weekend already 😅You what? 😂 https://t.co/PoooQaTnL1
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴No one: Absolutely nobody: Not a single soul: Corriere dello Sport headline writer: https://t.co/u2xpMLV5IH
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/CihhwchuKjCute pic 4 all da fans xoxo https://t.co/aD890DhhDjSome things never change. Happy birthday @AnthonyMartial 🙄😂 https://t.co/3Nk1I2Joj8
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴 @Sander_Segers7 Fuck sake 😂😂😂Marcus Rashford’s mindset over the last few months has been nothing short of sensational. He’s buckled down and tak… https://t.co/RgnkzOw4Hc
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Almost as if the older Rashford gets the better decisions he makes. Who would have thought it?
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12/5
2019
This old man trapped in a child’s body has to be my #TwitterMomentOfTheDecade https://t.co/I4KW9zaVtc
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Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Rashford when he saw Mourinho in the tunnel before kickoff. #MUNTOT https://t.co/84LakIFatI
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Oleeeeeeee 😭 https://t.co/D7bp1fKHvc
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Utd’s last 10 games in all comps: ✅ W (McTominay plays) ✅ W (McTominay plays) ✅ W (McTominay plays) ❌ L (McTominay… https://t.co/8p1cOuyrgX
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Old Trafford on nights like tonight ❤️ https://t.co/S6JmxSXNgB
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Mourinho says McTominay "dominated" #mufc
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴N’Golo Fredrick 💨 https://t.co/ZNM7UkIE1k
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴 @simon_lockyer Touched Deles arm for his goal though bro so we'll call it even yeah? 😉Our best first half hour of the season tbf. So annoying.
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Really cant see us getting more than 1 point from next 2 games. Martial out. No depth. Same old story. Let's hope I… https://t.co/onJWT4czYWToday 🍿 https://t.co/dZqbL0gRhr
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Imagine thinking Mourinho deserves a hero’s welcome tonight?! Certain man forgot that press conference after the Se… https://t.co/Y0V7xVOcd8
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Everyone loves Chris https://t.co/ZQMWNEqWVk
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴24 years ago today Milan and Lazio are heading to a bore draw when this moment of filth from the Future President o… https://t.co/5GAlrIXDjg
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴A reminder it’s a 7.30 KO at Old Trafford tonight! @ManUtd
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Remember the Kendrick Llama meme? That shit was terrible.
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Ohh fuck saaaaaaake https://t.co/4VXMAFreqZ
12/4
2019
Guy Fieri, I am. For America’s greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives I look. https://t.co/tYb5zYvrFs
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Wanting your team to lose is proper embarrassing. https://t.co/gG1Dn1UA0J
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Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Proud to be named @ManUtd Player of the Month for November. Fully focused on Spurs... let’s go 👊🏿 https://t.co/eLvQJzejlo
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Eric Cantona signs for Manchester United from Leeds United for £1.2m, 1992. https://t.co/BjQxOuNgbN
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴I hope Utds dressing room doesn't fall for Mourinho's kind words. He's a psychological pest & knows exactly what he… https://t.co/jATXNfCRdh
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12/3
2019
Slinky Kitty https://t.co/AJLdAcIfiW
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12/2
2019
No McSauce means no midfield which means no win for united today. Probably a good thing its not on TV 🙃 #mufc
12/1
2019
Man Utd fans when they see Liverpool are gonna win the Premier League this season. https://t.co/L4wr8BvsOL
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Don't want Rice or Allegri anywhere near United
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴The #EURO2020 groups have been drawn! 😍 Which matches are you excited for? https://t.co/CU7SvtNAXq
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴Beans beans beans https://t.co/L84bEGQe1xHow do bookstores decide if they’re going to play Wilco or The National
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11/30
2019
@LozzaKayy She mad hot yo. That's the joke 😩😩😩https://t.co/d8AXAszFix
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴I only like music made by the 1975 https://t.co/885ZQ2qkdV
Retweeted by Uncle Scooter 🛴This aged well https://t.co/7pfWkGRDMr
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11/29
2019

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