
![]() | Baby vegan alcoholic Plup. #1 in Missouri for Melee. He/Him. Partnered with @LAGrGaming |
Like and retweet for a chance to win a JP White. Ill buy it off ebay and send it to your house. This is for me reac… https://t.co/nH2R5tbW7n
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@champangevia Yes @champangevia You gotta stop talking to yourself in the mirror manI just registered for The Midwest Gauntlet https://t.co/CsYloeNnS0 via @smashgg
Please commission @monotheon he is actually so talented. Probably the dopest art made for my twitch. https://t.co/5m3W4Ewst2
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When Logic said “Who can relate? WOOO” I really felt that
Want to join us in helping raise money for @ExtraLife4Kids ? You can now join our team page and have your supporter… https://t.co/Ftcdv8rC9I
Retweeted by Travis Portertourney results tweets suck BUT i did rlly good today and took sets off of ginger, golden, kevin maples and almost… https://t.co/kN37JpANBP
Retweeted by Travis PorterTyler Swift may only be the second best Pikachu, but at least he’s really hot tooDude Tyler Swift beat Ginger wtf that’s my muhhfuckin dawg, Crack Shack highkey best crew in Melee
Retweeted by Travis PorterIts so clear to me that Tyler Swift is the second best pikachu
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do u think people like this know I'm plastered out of my mind when i win https://t.co/I9x1Vs6jnj
chipotle is charging extra for double wrapped tortillas now and i’m genuinely not alright
Retweeted by Travis Porter2 things I’ve been addicted to lately https://t.co/NkAa13pc9Ihttps://t.co/HcCWOnS0wQis execution testing your opponents in melee fair

A Black History Month Special. #BLM #FTP #FREEMELEE https://t.co/aA7nlggnyN
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Turnabout Monke https://t.co/7VKizeyGVC
Retweeted by Travis PorterI've had so much sex it's honestly just lost its luster. Note to the novices: have fun while you can because once y… https://t.co/ArumBKX1b5
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@MissedHaxDash @RyobeatPeach Hey that’s me LMAO
What’s your favorite shape to draw in the snow with your pee? I always try to do a heart but I mess up the turns an… https://t.co/wi4IGXYSZs
@TrillAFsmash I’ll cry @TrillAFsmash I’m ab to drop 2 grand on another root canal in a week fuck teeth
Very sad dreams :( why brain?
@CasuaI_89 deal🥵🥵🥵🥵 https://t.co/86hxf5MxxXWe are happy to announce that @GYOscore will be joining us as our official social media sponsor heading forward.… https://t.co/0ZUDV6juL7
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I had my chest waxed a month ago and it fucking sucked im never doing it again https://t.co/v2BjCIRUFDIf you don’t have a good friend named Izzy I feel bad for you https://t.co/ZWVdblclXaSober is a synonym for pain
I have to be drunk when I lie in bed to go to sleep or else I’ll thinkThey’re having a meeting https://t.co/N92oSQ6Mk3
Every shot I take I tell myself “this will stop the sadness” yet here I am still taking shotsim in love with her please dont tell her https://t.co/fNU8NR12Ks
Day 2 of being stuck in horny jail. I’ve attempted to escape multiple times but I’m always caught and brought back.… https://t.co/AL9M0VUAuw
CRACK SHACK CREW BATTLE:
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Will announce more this weekend
Crews:
Tyler Swift- Whiskers,… https://t.co/Z3P77FJj9v
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Our teams will be out for blood and glory this year. Whether you are a fan of @ring_of_elysium , @Rainbow6Game or… https://t.co/turHOIGVmS
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mario gun 70 star wr - 39:17 https://t.co/aKL5AKztB2
ty to the kings in chat last night
Retweeted by Travis Porter @ZealotSSBM https://t.co/WjNccnE2BFI can’t help but want to play every character in melee. I love it so much and learning every situation each charact… https://t.co/vYCUSyMATj @ZealotSSBM cracking up watching the vod especially since his chat was against you :') good timesCan't be a Sunday night without @Travioli1313 entering a MASS event drunk and in charge. #LAGrTakeOver
Live :… https://t.co/bHTbQtvxFO
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@TheSWOOPERR There are countless recipes on Pinterest I highly recommend
yo my first salty message I hope he knows im wasted https://t.co/BfNRIo6QaN
Don’t worry guys I’m still drunk and sad I’m just trying to not complain about it as often
Big Mac in USA: $4.80
Big Mac in Denmark: $5.15
McDonalds worker salary in USA: $7.25
McDonalds worker salary in D… https://t.co/Jl2lO8nOGQ
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A couple good boys being good https://t.co/4Z6m3GH941
Can check https://t.co/lDHgu4OK33Hmmm what to tweet about will it be veganism death or alcohol I haven’t decided
I am only proud of myself after working out. Never proud after drinking. Should I chase this feeling? It sounds like a lot of work
🥳time to get someone hooked on melee for the new year
GIVING AWAY a decked out platinum controller + mayflash ada… https://t.co/8BqIR9fqhg
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@ssbmzuppy Glad I can help. Alcohol gives me life @Kodachrome_CL 6The end of an era https://t.co/CqyPF99Hjv
Y’all arguing about politics or whatever I’m just tryna figure out how much energy I’d get from 2 5-Hour Energies… https://t.co/aCLyRWbjn9This team is busted af look at our cat analyzing and formulating the perfect plan to win https://t.co/UprQVIIWUX
Girls who are built like this 🥴🥴🥴😍😍😍😈😈😈 https://t.co/Pbg5rr6XQ7
Can someone find this girl and introduce me to her https://t.co/4ZGcZDCcYY @dank_waffle I’ll wax my pubes on video for $5 I was probably gonna do it anyway. How about that @stocmoney Thank youCan’t believe I never posted this on Twitter. Had my friend wax my chest a while back and it hurt like a bitch and… https://t.co/B9hp0XAe0H
Not gonna post the first time I did this and failed but here’s my successful attempt and I was super proud https://t.co/tcFWseHm36Men are attracted to short women because they want a little Yoda riding on their back while they run around. But a… https://t.co/gcjqcGZe6j
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@TrewDomko Horse riding simulator is game of the year lolLast one I’ll post on Twitter just follow my TikTok if you wanna keep seeing me suffer https://t.co/Cs31SolRbkStaying healthy by drinking a variety of flavors https://t.co/AgqGsoEQzl @ouch_ssbm Samus bad onlineI miss drinking 20 cans of Mountain Dew and staying up all night at a friends house playing GTA IV and WAW zombies.… https://t.co/Kbpoq1dOLf
I wanna be able to drink this like water https://t.co/7AjSo2YR1jOperation : Avalanche - @ring_of_elysium
We will be dropping into the snowy mountains of Dione for the Avalanche… https://t.co/xXHLiIcdYa
Retweeted by Travis PorterWhy do I keep seeing people mad about free online tournaments just get wasted and play a secondary. Trust me it’s a lot more fun @SmallHandsBrian Tofurkey is dope! They have really good vegan deli slices. And for tofu I use like 1000 different… https://t.co/cABikBR3Yo @RocknRocknrolli Usually 1 maybe 2. But I like to drink while I kick ass in Halo with the boys.Grocery list looks good so far https://t.co/YlwK3beMkp @BigLarf Seitan cures my instinct to rip something apart with my teeth. So underrated and it’s just perfect for everything

2021 is the year of the buff moms. Find yourself a buff mom or become one today! 🤱🏼💪🏻 https://t.co/xmajKRPub2 @TheRealLeZagna 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️I’ve been working out more than ever recently and I gotta say this pic my grandma took of me is boosting my ego mor… https://t.co/ARAyd7ySBI @CornCobKyle The nitro ones definitely sucked IMO. I love just the regular Takis but I haven’t tried any other than these 2Hax is the mark zuckerberg of melee @TheRealLeZagna I would love to wtf I feel like a chill melee sesh while we chat on discord would help me a lotDid someone say drunk tweets I’ve got one for you. Please call your mom tonight she’ll appreciate it so much
@TheRealLeZagna I do have Halo!! We can def play sometime I’ll DM you my steam friend codeI just wanna play modern warfare 2 on the Xbox after school with my friends again @TheRealLeZagna I’d def be down to talk tomorrow if you can on discord @HeyHada If only women found sadness hot I’d be like Johnny Sins rnDon’t let the hoes see how sad I amFuck eating the rich I’ll eat myself @Happens_2U Mmmm it looks very nice I’ll def see if I can find it at any store in my area @DepressionLite A big snake friend wrapping around my arm so I’m never alone <3Fuck this I hate people who aren’t sad. I’m getting tattoos and alcohol https://t.co/QNlTiBCIDC
@ouch_ssbm Death