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Trevor Noah @Trevornoah New York, NY

Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.

299 Following   10,454,106 Followers   11,082 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/11/09


In case you've already watched every video on Youtube! Here's another! Watch the FULL version here:… https://t.co/S0JpUqw8nG
4/2
2020
An interesting thing to watch for: Political reporters are leading the pandemic coverage. So they will cover it in… https://t.co/22ngk4ubfM
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4/1
2020
BREAKING: To boost morale in New York City, The Empire State Building will be emitting a blood-curdling scream for… https://t.co/pzZyxKKF1b
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Retweeted by Trevor Noah1. I've never had a hard time sleeping. But the past three nights I have slept a total of 3 hours. I'm writing this… https://t.co/TF8xd3md9q
Retweeted by Trevor NoahPlease don’t do this. Tip delivery workers well always and especially right now. https://t.co/APuYAW5JEi
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3/31
2020
Anytime is tea time! https://t.co/r5Q2ZNqNjUJoin us TODAY on Instagram Live Q&A with @TrevorNoah and @Mosseri Head of @Instagram at 5:30pm EST.… https://t.co/DdDvuc5VVi
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3/30
2020
A serious proposal: All major news organizations should temporarily replace their White House reporters with medica… https://t.co/XNYIWTlWfN
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3/28
2020
Dr. Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, speaks to @TheDailyShow to bust m… https://t.co/NjOqCDw2OV
Retweeted by Trevor NoahDr. Anthony Fauci answers some of the most pressing questions surrounding coronavirus: How is it spread? What makes… https://t.co/A8e6nMcXD1
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3/27
2020
😂🙌🏾 🎥: FB Cara Skinner https://t.co/W7CFlahaHW
3/26
2020
Denmark has promised to cover 75% - 90% of salaries for businesses that don't lay off their employees. And in the N… https://t.co/tBB9RoJVkS
Retweeted by Trevor NoahDue to the #coronavirus, comedian @TrevorNoah moved @TheDailyShow to his living room, calling it "The Daily Social… https://t.co/E7bD8MxFXk
Retweeted by Trevor NoahWe've got another episode of #FallonAtHome tonight!! I'm chatting with @djdnice about #ClubQuarantine and @Trevornoah!
Retweeted by Trevor NoahTOMORROW: @TheDailyShow host @TrevorNoah joins @CBSThisMorning to talk about "The Daily Social Distancing Show," wh… https://t.co/0IGcl4ujsC
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3/24
2020
Democrats need to drop the language of politics and say "This trillion dollar stimulus package is some fuck shit, t… https://t.co/XoyhoBmp10
Retweeted by Trevor NoahThis is the best and clearest explanation of why people need to stay at home you could ever wish to see https://t.co/49MgadlctI
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3/23
2020
Is Onward only available in HD? No 4k?‘The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah’ To Air On Comedy Central During Coronavirus Pandemic… https://t.co/8chYsAKzPy
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3/22
2020
Corona virus is the ultimate relationship boot camp.
3/21
2020
New rules while in a public restroom 🎶 🙌🏾 Full episode at https://t.co/1NmUB60eAE https://t.co/Ck71O2eZFtI thought I was thorough, but this taught me not to forget the thumbs! Take a look. And blessings to all today. 👋🏾… https://t.co/RGTf5aQ3UK
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3/20
2020
😄❤️ https://t.co/nkHKtgLLNDFrom my oncologist brother on the front lines of this pandemic. NEW YORKERS, THIS IS A GREAT REASON TO GO OUTSIDE!… https://t.co/AGCga7VZwG
Retweeted by Trevor NoahDonate #WithMe to No Kid Hungry: https://t.co/H6p0iSihnS or https://t.co/PCzm3wMsz4 for NYC specifically
Retweeted by Trevor NoahWelcome to The Daily Social Distancing Show! https://t.co/lg6O4FDT0e
3/19
2020
When the gym is closed! 😂😂😂 🎥: FB Peter Schmeiser https://t.co/keMkNe5NPF
3/18
2020
Believe Cardi ME! Dave & I talk about how real it’s getting in this week’s podcast. It’s up now. Give it a listen!… https://t.co/n2UAIQvf2cNothing can break the human spirit. Except that guy. That kinda hurt. Will try again tomorrow. #AwholeNewSong https://t.co/KNtvadzXDw
3/17
2020
@jaboukie 😂😂😂😂This morning I tested positive for Covid 19. I feel ok, I have no symptoms so far but have been isolated since I fo… https://t.co/CpmfaebeyO
Retweeted by Trevor NoahNot true, @realDonaldTrump. I wrote to you more than 600 days ago demanding answers after you fired the entire Whit… https://t.co/JEXMnWCJ5p
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3/16
2020
👍🏽 https://t.co/akvqlGupB6
3/15
2020
Whole Foods is effectively owned by the richest man in the world, but they want employees to "donate" their vacatio… https://t.co/6QBVFAmhGg
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3/14
2020
https://t.co/Vgv6hw2pJOTMZ but where cameramen follow around healthcare officials to see where the fuck all the test kits are
Retweeted by Trevor NoahThank you for informing everyone and being amazing. 😄 Get well soon!🙏🏽❤️ https://t.co/QbFpRQOQu6
3/13
2020
My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods… https://t.co/oYZbvaw602
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3/12
2020
Nambia. Diversary. Pivittible. Donald Trump has the best words, but which one is the most best? We created an inte… https://t.co/jzr5LnTAm7
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3/11
2020
Back in the swing of things! 🙌🏾Happy Monday everyone! 😃📷: @ruminasean https://t.co/YvJjV6MPT6
3/9
2020
Here we go! Season 2 baby. The first episode of my podcast is up. Visit https://t.co/Ykg8yZ9iAb to listen! Also now… https://t.co/SBLk01OvIE
3/5
2020
I love Klopp🙌🏽 https://t.co/amJas5Hd4c
3/4
2020
Mondays be like... 🎥: Somirabel/ TikTok https://t.co/buqdHRwOsN
3/2
2020
Thank you to everyone that came to the show last night in Westbury, NY! 🙏🏾You were incredible! #LoudAndClearTour 📷:… https://t.co/Wer2BB4D6W
2/29
2020
Halfway to the weekend. 🙌🏾🎵@postmalone 🎥 TikTok: GrayAcres https://t.co/U7hkfGhBu4
2/26
2020
Apparently Michael Jackson isn't dead he's a wrestler in Brazil https://t.co/BJUDh1sbGT
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2/23
2020
Incredible night last night! Thank you to everyone that came out in Salt Lake City! 🙏🏾#LoudAndClearTour See you ton… https://t.co/tlXMebOeyj
2/22
2020
Because of "Watchmen." Decades of historians have been trying to let the world know about this massacre, and it too… https://t.co/GNGVXErxur
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2/21
2020
Thank you Ellen. See you on Monday 😋 https://t.co/g4noplJt5xKnees weak arms are heavy #DemDebate https://t.co/rk8pyZDEfl
Retweeted by Trevor NoahThis is the worst night for a billionaire since Bruce Wayne’s dad walked down that alley. #DemDebate
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2/20
2020
Heading back into the work week like... 🎥: @austinkeen47 https://t.co/UqhHRFq537Vaccines are a miracle. But how exactly do they work? I explain the science behind vaccines and why our foundation’… https://t.co/pELn0hFPjj
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2/17
2020
Albany, NY! Thank you to everyone that came to the show last night 🙏🏾 Can’t wait to come back! #LoudAndClearTour https://t.co/BLiS8hCjXi @Travon This article was incorrect.
2/16
2020
Unpacking the legacy of stop-and-frisk in New York under Mike Bloomberg. #BetweenTheScenes https://t.co/xNhFlQoEuS
Retweeted by Trevor NoahWe all gotta go hard to make sure Jalaiah gets income and opportunities from creating this viral sensation. I need… https://t.co/Zcud3F5Hyx
Retweeted by Trevor NoahThank you for spending your Valentine’s Day with me Charlottesville, VA! I definitely felt the love 🙏🏾… https://t.co/tKJTIy24ic
2/15
2020
Remember that real romance is not only about gifts, it’s about finding someone who makes you want to find yourself.… https://t.co/7fRxxZ2W0C
2/14
2020
@jbouie Isn’t that why he does well? Most people don’t understand policy but they understand feelings. Tv debates w… https://t.co/R1XtKak5UH
2/8
2020
To say tonight was a dream come true is an understatement. We helped raise over 3 million dollars to help spur educ… https://t.co/b6uNyQDYtPThey’re not ready. #MatchInAfrica @rogerfederer @RafaelNadal @BillGates https://t.co/WyvAfyZnNVCalm before the storm. #MatchInAfrica @rogerfederer @RafaelNadal @BillGates https://t.co/2sJKSHSMJS
2/7
2020
It's. About. To... Go down! @rogerfederer @billgates @RafaelNadal #MatchInAfrica https://t.co/sSFnBzLE1yLet’s go 🔥🎾🔥🎾🔥 @rogerfederer @RafaelNadal @BillGates #MatchInAfrica https://t.co/8je1vCTt6j
2/6
2020
Didn’t expect that ending 🎥: @doodlermob https://t.co/BjQuiMXfjoLast chance to win a trip to The Daily Show set, go behind the scenes, & be interviewed by me after the show! Every… https://t.co/DbriXzxHlt
2/5
2020
For someone who claims to be such a patriot (and who attacked NFL players protesting police brutality), it sure doe… https://t.co/fmC1t4pUKI
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2/4
2020
With sports betting on the verge of legalization, Uncut Gems is about to look more like this: https://t.co/UOjEUTuX7A
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1/31
2020
One more day till the weekend!!! 🎥: IG joeliartaz https://t.co/mXT2LstQ3Y
1/30
2020
Hey @RogerFederer, you & @billgates want to play doubles against me & @RafaelNadal!? Okay. We accept your challenge… https://t.co/i1QR0BspyO
1/29
2020
Incredible night surrounded by incredible talent.🔥#AboutLastNight #Grammys Tux: Giorgio Armani - Photo: @richfury … https://t.co/Y7BjM6hSP4
1/28
2020
Jesus this is heartbreaking.
1/26
2020
Pence showing up for the #DollyPartonChallenge https://t.co/C8X9tWLdOf
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1/25
2020
Haters will swipe left claiming photoshopped. #DollyChallenge https://t.co/cdy5jIPc7L
1/24
2020
Wow! Just hit 2 Million subscribers on YouTube! Thank you to anyone who’s ever watched, shared, or subscribed! 🙏🏾… https://t.co/th5kw9XoBxStuck on the senate floor for 12 hours and your only options are water and milk? Try Impeachmilk! https://t.co/lZFmuNpjPA
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1/23
2020
Please make sure every U.S. senator sees this important jury duty orientation video. #ImpeachmentTrial https://t.co/YSl8rvczPO
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1/22
2020
He saw his life flash before his eyes. 😂😂😂😂 🎥: FB Justin Rockett https://t.co/X11xgieQVk
1/21
2020
@Castro1021 That was an emotional rollercoaster. 😩😭
1/20
2020
Thank you for an incredible night Hollywood , FL! 🙏🏾#LoudAndClearTour Next stops... Charlottesville, VA - Albany, N… https://t.co/SVD6Wqo2gM
1/19
2020
When you just wanted a happy meal 😂 🎥: @complex https://t.co/LwHQW76p2DHere's to the moments we'll never remember and the friends we'll also never remember @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/GY6AYsJeml
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1/17
2020
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
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1/16
2020
Don’t miss your shot to be interviewed by me on the set of The Daily Show! People around the world can enter—yes, e… https://t.co/Wpin5OyJkH
1/15
2020
Honoured to have @TheDailyShow nominated for 3 @NAACP Image Awards this year! May everyone we’re up against at leas… https://t.co/BDwXfdff9Q
1/12
2020
Thank you to everyone that came out to the show in Buffalo, NY last night. 🙏🏾 Such an amazing way to start the 2020… https://t.co/tksPMafNoO
1/11
2020
Me at the end of the work week... (🎥 Insta: samburkebalsom) https://t.co/j6u8Gm52L6
1/10
2019
Top 9 of 2019! Here are some of my favorite moments of the year! Thank you to everyone that was a part of it! Happy… https://t.co/MmKvkxThse
12/31
2019
You try keep your train of thought when Michael B Jordan looks at you like this 📷: Juan Ocampo https://t.co/soVf37nvUM
12/26
2019
😂😂😂 🎥: Insta KingSwerve https://t.co/IG4fEcJWbpHave a safe and happy holiday! 🙏🏾🎄⛄️ 🎥: #EggnogTheBulldog https://t.co/CDD3PSY1c7
12/25
2019
Days off... https://t.co/S3rLi9nb6s
12/23
2019
When you try to sit down for a normal dinner after you and bae just had an argument 🎥 Insta: InstaPaws https://t.co/xw66Xc7A6u
12/20
2019
In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break… https://t.co/8SEvxLBLIJ
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12/19
2019
Best time ever!!! 😃😃Thank you so much @Trevornoah @TheDailyShow for having me. The show is airing on @ComedyCentralhttps://t.co/urGvzEWnqQ
Retweeted by Trevor NoahWhy does the black community have limited access to mental health resources? And why isn’t therapy more like black… https://t.co/7HRL7hLhf8
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12/18
2019

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