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@ThatWMD Toast isn’t really food...it’s allowedWorst 2020 MadLibs... https://t.co/nQnj9Kzker
7/7
2020
@JT4Mets4Arsenal Just starting it now lol#Mets play Yanks 6 times Nationals play Orioles 6 times...it's fine @ThatWMD time traveler @MetsWes @_nictro i would've waited for a day it wasn't raining to get car done @erin_goBark I'll take things involving a fireman for $200 Alex... @samanthaivyyyy https://t.co/eoAG7OuXVk @jentast1c Missy would be like "who da fuq is this and when is it leaving??"What exactly is she complaining about? https://t.co/oKlTsY9ZQ7 @Lud_Bug6113 major temp drop too @Lud_Bug6113 That was wild @jentast1c "Plan? no, but you never know if tequila is around"69...nice https://t.co/j5HMwVxaH4 @LateRoundCorner My guess is $420M @ThatWMD I'll take what was my average grade when I moved on campus after commuting first semester of college, Alex...https://t.co/t8jIOjDlOR https://t.co/GtJhjHemq9President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them,not nonsense
Retweeted by Vinnie T. @marciaherold My mom ain't that easy ok?...at least 5 minutes @Complaina "draw me like one of your French tabbies" @myfriendkatye https://t.co/YDvkhCqBc5Penn State continues to be a disgrace.... https://t.co/d63ml8pcs9 @JT4Mets4Arsenal Being fluent in Italian makes it so much more of a great movie to me... @JT4Mets4Arsenal One of my favorites...the last scene with all the cut scenes...i lose it @PupsAndPucks I'm on the fence but leaning that way lol @PupsAndPucks https://t.co/h5nXE8xCyDThere is nothing more heartbreaking then when your best friend tells you to make sure to check in on his family whe… https://t.co/eDHosTORyi @PupsAndPucks Seems like you have this decision down... @MetsWes No, but it's funny that's where everyone yells at me to go when I sunbathe at Belmar... @ThatWMD amish-chicBreaking: Next week's Memorial Tournament, which was scheduled to be the first post-COVID event with fans in attend… https://t.co/NsRrhf1QsX
Retweeted by Vinnie T. @MetsWes Wesley @samanthaivyyyy https://t.co/JmJAG6uTaH @PupsAndPucks I support you in these difficult times...same https://t.co/2a9WJ9ztMvholy fuck https://t.co/jcKOqggQ6y @ThatWMD Holy crap...how exciting...we haven't had one in our town in a few years @JeffGold81 @bycharlescurtis @AlexMyers3 https://t.co/SOghHStmwQ. @ginisimov haha is someone getting flashbacks from their day yesterday? @damwop2 Planned to do my taxes this weekend...forgot lol @Lisa6264 Don't forget bug spray...😬 @YankeeMegs Oooohhhhh @ChrisBiv Holy fuckHoly crap Colorforms...that’s my childhood https://t.co/YvK3JoA2py @lexwaslike https://t.co/GHqqfoDhy3 @TheChelseaStern https://t.co/dsclmpr2sW @nicoleeejets If he’s turning 30 in 2022 you’ll be fine...Great job NJ...good distancing https://t.co/UynjemhwrH @TheChelseaStern Sad...https://t.co/XU0Qlkp7I6 https://t.co/YS3fmqx34I @Lud_Bug6113 I hear them in distance but not close @MetsWes You’ll be missed...sorta @EricStangel Ok for a Monday @steve_markham Steven @NJD107_ @Rusty91104 @LevityNYC @slaw12345678 @BradHeisler 4 hours of making himself laugh and banging on desk...pass @RachRedux @X_Offender__ I don’t have the attention span to read EVERY hashtag!
7/6
2020
@marciaherold Very cool! @TheChelseaStern I’ve been listening to the Scrubs podcast and he was very good friends with Zach Braff who spoke a… https://t.co/mqcpfCbS3A @X_Offender__ @RachRedux You did! I missed it lol @NJD107_ @LevityNYC @slaw12345678 @BradHeisler I have never been entertained by his act... @john_pielli I think you got hacked https://t.co/YMvMJJAVgC @TheChelseaStern Reading that it might not be confirmed...nothing from family @X_Offender__ @RachRedux I was gonna tweet that it looks like a Pomes shot but I didn’t want to piss you off lol @NJD107_ @Lud_Bug6113 Wow that sucks @jquadddddd https://t.co/W8rDPhThI0 @Lud_Bug6113 @NJD107_ I won’t remind you of the 3 months of Columbus Days you get...#runsaway @jquadddddd Oh with the change up on June 22nd...didn’t see that coming @SUZAN916 https://t.co/8PhzuKLN4v @NJD107_ @LevityNYC https://t.co/vJQc3G6Gzx @ginisimov Warlockectomy @NJD107_ I’ve never had a job where Columbus Day was a company holiday...I think it’s more a city/state workers thing right? @lexwaslike @tatertr0tz https://t.co/dnRmv8tKR6 @FiddleElphier Leprosy @Lud_Bug6113 She left out the word “white” between “for people” @MetsWes Bigger than cnn poopies? @Lisa6264 😶I need to know who this doctor voted for first... https://t.co/r1DJk9WqBr @jentast1c Good movie @LateRoundCorner People need to stay in their lane otherwise Twitter gets confused @TheChelseaStern Redhead now? 😬 @Lisa6264 Tremendous cover artWhat a horrible take https://t.co/mz9joYgBhJ @Lisa6264 “You may be wondering...” @Lisa6264 😂😂 @Lisa6264 How can you “not see” it Lisa?? 😬 @Lisa6264 No dumber person on this planet than Woods...you probably disagree 🤪😘 @ginisimov Impressive lol @ginisimov Your drunk text spelling/grammar is impeccable tho... @MetsWes You were 409 offI’m no Obama fan but this fuckhole conveniently forgets Fox destroying him for how he handled Ebola...lemme go back… https://t.co/sNDswAWIhF @YankeeMegs https://t.co/cFwFAasDdv @YankeeMegs #drunj @ginisimov Give your phone to someone lol @ginisimov And shots? Oh boy @chalulu23 It’s Arizona so plenty available @RachRedux https://t.co/UEJ8jXgSONImagine this cuck being the face of baseball? Where’s Aubrey Huff or Lenny Dyksyra when you need REAL men to repres… https://t.co/x4jjHhSkXo @ginisimov She’s a fucking loon @ginisimov It is @ginisimov <sarcasm> 😬Remember when this guy just used to tweet funny videos? Now he’s making fun of normal Americans fighting oppression https://t.co/2gWN3zl1wl
7/5
2020

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