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World's shortest Archaeologist. Part time artist and adventurer, full time pain in the arse.

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Joined Twitter 10/2/10


I have opened an online Book of Condolence so Dubliners can express their sympathy to the family of George Floyd RI… https://t.co/CTBxFcwVY1
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetIf I wear my O'neills shorts and drink Fanta Lemon will it feel like I'm on holiday?#OnThisDay 1941 The Luftwaffe bombed Dublin, the North Strand being worst hit. 28 people died, 90 injured & 300 hou… https://t.co/vPF5inRuY6
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetPresident Michael D. Higgins : Help introduce the teaching of black history in Irish primary and secondary schools… https://t.co/1mK1oQ35WT
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetUnforeseen problem with brewing ale, fermenting too much in the bottles and exploding...Today, 3 June is St Kevin's Day. St Kevin who died, c.620 AD, founded a religious settlement in Glendalough, Co Wic… https://t.co/ssrJHPE8d8
Retweeted by Mattocking Midget @jjyoss83 @lyletaylor9019 It's true! If they weren't white, they would have been charged with murder within the first 48 hoursNo way the Madeleine McCann case is back in the press. How many millions have been poured into that because two whi… https://t.co/RVXcirNWc0
6/3
2020
@RuthFCarden Freeze my face, got it! Thank you, I shall do that, I've munched an entire bar of dark chocolate because I hear that helps tooI haven't posted anything on the protests but I strongly believe in the Black Lives Matter moment. I sadly do not k… https://t.co/viBKWWE4aQ @JackmanNeil My dad puts old mirrors and those shiny paper windmills in front of his berries, works a treat. Doesn'… https://t.co/X2gXqRMlAAIf anyone has any migraine remedies please do send them this wayThe red box pandaol extra is the only painkiller that works on my migraines and someone took the last ones and put… https://t.co/s112gRROBp
6/2
2020
If you're out protesting today, first off fair play, please please mask up. We're still in the middle of a pandemicDublin stands with you #BlackLivesMatter #GeorgeFloyd https://t.co/jxhrG6iuwZ
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6/1
2020
@hernameisnikki A bit of mint in it makes all the difference 😊So my brother was throwing out this shirt so I cut and sewed it into a crop top for me and Cassie a matching bandan… https://t.co/PGNi2H7OCj
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5/31
2020
I bought a new tv and needed a stand for it so we built one. Dead proud of how it turned out https://t.co/WJ0ET8UvML
5/30
2020
“ Come and try rob from this house. I dare ya “ https://t.co/GLIfWsycFe
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetI don't go golden at all, I burnt and then peal. My republican skin will not tan.GAA shorts are so comfy and light, I can get behind this trend. https://t.co/dIgHJqdOUtI was falling asleep upright at 9pm and now I'm wide awake again 😑
5/29
2020
Having to cancel SuperMacs as a culchie is like having to put down a dog you've had for 20 years
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetBuilt a second box and finished off the panelling on the bbq station. Not bad for a first time attempt https://t.co/VtUdvyz70r
5/28
2020
@pedrohayden Thank you! @Mezii_xo Thank you! 😊 @HeyItsKaraa Your mams looks great!! Must be the warm weather making everyone creative!I built a flower box today, measured and cut the wood myself and all. There was only a few curse words involved. https://t.co/fQqKygNR3VApparently, the pilot is testing his eyesight just to make sure he’ll be ok for a transatlantic flight in a day or… https://t.co/RqTtJ5UzX8
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5/27
2020
@RaFanGem Wow!!People who take the minus money on The Chase are the same people who sleep with socks on.My dog is snoring so loudly, my godIt had a port which my dance mat plugged intoThe last tv I had in my room was an old box tv that had a video cassette player built in. It still works so it was worth the 90.quid..I'm buying a tv for my bedroom because I deserve to watch shitty Netflix shows just as much as the lads get to play… https://t.co/lPoTs8CK6e
5/26
2020
We have glowed up. The left is us 4 years before we started going out. We went to Sligo to return a potato to it's… https://t.co/YDnwg0mif7One year today I've been going out with my best friend. It has been wonderfully chaotic. I'm just so lucky to have… https://t.co/GAwuN2KN7NLook, they're growing 😱 https://t.co/otnzwklb8VI'm not sure where my housemates have gone but this is the first time I've had the house to myself or any me space… https://t.co/yPNcL8bmcZ
5/24
2020
Okay. I'm at the end of season 1 and what the actual fuck.
5/23
2020
Important info: Lidl do bags of oven curly fries for like 79c, they are equally as good if not better than McDonald's.After all the Debbie Ryan memes, I stuck on Insatiable. Dear God it's more mental than I thought it was going to be
5/22
2020
always thinking about the abandoned theatre under Busáras https://t.co/AyfqfhmejZ
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetI see you Argos, putting your prices down during lockdown but not offering home delivery on items so they couldn't… https://t.co/y2RnPn1HNBAh yes, sat 2m apart but all sharing the same joint? That's logic..My plans 2020 https://t.co/wrXzCoXC5Q
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5/21
2020
I'm so toasty from my sunburn that it's almost like being on holidayThey're the Ivory Coast's problem now https://t.co/DexKgsvHaMIf 1D do reform, Harry Styles will have to go from songs like Watermelon Sugar back to songs whose lyrics predomina… https://t.co/usnYDOSEwX
5/20
2020
She's the Man is a strange strange film.I'm going to cook it today and eat the whole thing myself out of spite. The whole 4 person roast.Work isn't starting up yet until the construction company get their arses in gear, just let me dig holes, I'm getting grumpy
5/19
2020
In today's Separated at Birth, Pope Alexander VIII (reigned 1689–91), and Marty Whelan, veteran RTÉ broadcaster and… https://t.co/WZGBBNxIDC
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5/18
2020
My sourdough starter did not start, has anyone any tips?I would 11 out of 10 recommend the Method and Madness ginShe is Painting ... with the sun! The Sun & she learned how to do it when she was growing up & didn’t have paint bu… https://t.co/qvyA4bBB78
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetArchaeologist Dr. Jean-Loup Ringot specializes in prehistoric music, here he demonstrates a Lithophone. 🔊 https://t.co/xqaov8Q8LZ
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5/17
2020
That Never Have I Ever on Netflix is so awful but yet I've watched 3 episodes and countingWow. No punches pulled here. https://t.co/kgbKQbvO6f
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetI want to go running but I don't actually want to run, I just want to have a run done
5/15
2020
I'm not a fan of how Disney Plus doesn't really run from one episode to the next, I don't want to get up every seco… https://t.co/YuLBNSwTQVthis is amazing 😭 this is the content i signed up for https://t.co/aGL9GtvUi2
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5/14
2020
Garden update: 2 rows of spuds have peeped up Onions, chillies, herbs and carrots have also begun to emerge. Sunf… https://t.co/9HHa76tOpf*washes multi-vitamin down with a gin* I'm a fitness blogger now.Watching the Mandalorian for the first time and not being dramatic but I would die for Baby Yoda.https://t.co/Itk60chnOH
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5/13
2020
@lucyrambles I've heard good things about the Garmin Forerunner, they're about 130 but are meant to be much better than FitbitsThis man drove into me while parking earlier but he was like 90 years old and probably hadn't left his house in wee… https://t.co/B6cIdc2l4J
5/12
2020
102 years ago today sailors from the US Navy inscribed their names on a rock just outside Rerrin Village… https://t.co/28ggO0bIq0
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetUh oh. Basically.Working out pensions and how poor I'm going to be when I'm old. I don't have a pensionable job so I'd have to save… https://t.co/lYdXvkDj9p
5/11
2020
Too early for bed time, too late to nap.Why must men shout in weird accents at the Playstation? @jjyoss83 Out of shot housemate was talking shite haha
5/10
2020
Before and after, I didn't really have any before photos and that's not my cat but delighted how the garden is turn… https://t.co/Jzajqq0AHgMe leaving quarantine after months of non stop snacking.. https://t.co/U3xC9gisVHI'm sneezing because I've hayfever, please stop judging me.
5/9
2020
https://t.co/PHSxGByiOiI've accidentally turned my decking into an indie-rock stage. #livelaughlove
5/8
2020
@graceeeecareyyy A tremendously bad one, I think she wanted to teach English but they wouldn't let herMy career guidance teacher told me a month before the leaving cert that I wouldn't be able to get a job in a McDona… https://t.co/pKy3VTOgbsThe one that survived looked and tastes good https://t.co/zvUL8EZR9dMade homemade mini pizzas from scratch and dropped them on the floor taking them out of the oven. How's your day going?How will I get though the day without a nap when I return to work?With Corona Virus I haven't been home home since mid March and according to Leo's plan, it'll be July before I can travel downThis will be me when I finally get to go home home and sleep in my own bed https://t.co/V0rcJQ1EYG
5/7
2020
Made slow-cooked Lebanese Lamb Pittas for dinner and now the whole house smells like garlic. Yum. Tomorrow's dinner: Cambodian Lok Lak.173 years after the Choctaw donated to famine relief in Ireland - Irish donors are mobilising to help Native Americ… https://t.co/5sqBfWQrUi
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5/6
2020
Spent the evening playing The Forest with my brother, what a terrifying and intriguing game!
5/5
2020
@_nicmitchell I had them really bad for the first couple of weeks then started taking vitamin D tablets and haven't had one sinceIf 2020 wasn't bad enough, there's a new Twilight book. Just end us all now.
5/4
2020
Can any clay pipe experts out there solve a puzzle for this lovely little budding archaeologist? https://t.co/Ux8abiOAJN
Retweeted by Mattocking MidgetWhat is the cheese in this sandwich? https://t.co/cmTlrmsnyDHas anyone (who is also a cheese expert) seen A Man from U.N.C.L.E. ? It's very important! @jjyoss83 I'm excited for themIt is complete https://t.co/cKQX4otyiqFor anyone also building.. the vent flap goes on the inside of the smoker chamber with the handle poking out, ignore the diagram.The early bird gets the Aldi smoker bbq.
5/3
2020

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