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trista @tristamariemcg Minneapolis, MN

Queer disabled photographer, writer, model, friend. Lacking oxygen but full of sass. Ridiculous and Skanky. she/her

828 Following   1,089 Followers   17,591 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/23/16


🌞 https://t.co/27ouAzY0DK @nullrend I can’t, I’m scorpiomutual aid should not be trying to create a miniature model of the disparity the state puts us under https://t.co/O0nA8GzpHs
Retweeted by tristaafter corona is over i’m having a house party where we all bob for apples and sing karaoke and share food and make out
Retweeted by tristaStill awake 🙃 losing my marbles 🙃Black people can't vote ourselves out of oppression so... what else y'all got? @ white liberals https://t.co/MLTqBJTehS
Retweeted by tristaand that's that on that. it's not on Black people to fix America and even if it was, voting wouldn't do shit for us… https://t.co/fLf857adTT
Retweeted by trista @fruit__kate WhyyyBack on my insomnia bullshit @ThriftShopTV 👀👀👀🥰🤡Okay now that its almost November, ya'll who said you have a crush on me gOTTA tell me thanks!it is so easy to fall into the Amazon/Target trap but if we want local spots to be around when the leaves come back… https://t.co/MRmVeWIYWb
Retweeted by tristahs me v now :) https://t.co/pqW7o0Dzj3 https://t.co/5cTnyx1BNa
Retweeted by tristaI was not prepared @alexispolitz you gotta see this one https://t.co/ZCorLg23Um @shiftedshaped oh thank goodness @athenapelton W O Wmight as well get weird with it @mustachemam I love it @shiftedshaped card pull!no thoughts, just a belly full of curryluv when my covid test comes back negative and I get to keep staying home / with my pod so that the next test also… https://t.co/yokGnKlFVT
Retweeted by tristaLet's pause stimulus deals but get an absolute vile woman onto the Supreme Court instead!! https://t.co/5fkgMSe2Vc @mustachemam SO WE HAVE THE SAME EYE PORTALS?! @chocodamiix so goodmpls queers stop YEARNING for WIVES and start LEARNING to DRIVE
Retweeted by trista @mustachemam wut
10/27
2020
or add your own lmaohey people that have met me irl, what color are my eyes? @mustachemam WAMsorry not sorry https://t.co/sPaojiSR9T
Retweeted by trista @alexispolitz :’)Hello heathens!! My friend is having a tough time getting what they need from docs (surprise!) and any suggestions… https://t.co/qHITQ3RrHn @emelineohara @OhDionne Can you imagine the power of moon water and coffee combined tho @OhDionne Same lmaoI love to be dragged when it's true!!!! https://t.co/NJ8GSe5dxP
Retweeted by trista @ThriftShopTV !!! Couldn’t find your twitter handle lmao @NateTymoshuk They so talentedIt me By Grover Hogan https://t.co/dhMzFbjlWF @Marna_Wal Same!ISO https://t.co/1y0pjJxc2f @hellozachwolf my point was getting older means running out of new things, not just that kind haha @hellozachwolf try it out and lmk how it goes @hellozachwolf okc is not new lolI miss new experiencestonight's Netflix party https://t.co/4gUnWrZwDJ @zihnawiyon @mustachemam listen to babo
10/26
2020
@OhDionne @alexispolitz IT ISSSS @mustachemam I think so? It would be the same as going to the grocery store? @OhDionne I do not blame you lmao. Its my cupid's spellI definitely have a thing for people who are Really Good at What They Do. and it's never mattered what the thing th… https://t.co/dfqS3VTxor
Retweeted by trista @OhDionne YESI hate being high risk while my people can afford to be risky and see people indoors. This winter is gonna be torture l o lHeadache for the past two daysReminder I have an OF and lewd account over at @justtristamarie Anyone welcome to join if you’d like 💫 https://t.co/L0k52kygDu @librarights HelloTLDR stands for The Lord of Da Rings
Retweeted by tristaMy friend left me a card and part of it says “I look up to you for the ways in which you keep your heart open, and… https://t.co/v61TuTlA3iit's a great morning to say fuck 12 and fuck the system 💜
Retweeted by trista @ZaqBaker I don’t get ithttps://t.co/v8tc5EBw3K
Retweeted by trista @mustachemam No you aren’t 😢 @hellozachwolf Oh noooostill fundraising for help in this trying time, where im still searching for a job, and still adjusting to being ho… https://t.co/fLVmWJ6Pbt
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10/25
2020
How do people know what age they were in certain grades like every time I tell a story I go quiet for a long time t… https://t.co/Xgb83aUPwX
Retweeted by trista @OhDionne I miss dancing 😭 @dpsav I can do a bit but when it’s in a soup version I think I shouldn’t push it lolOkay no more dairy soup for Trista @OhDionne And also send me chaotic goals!!! @OhDionne I hate that my dreams can set the precedent of my day’s mood lmaoI had a dream someone married her terrible boyfriend and now I feel a chaotic mission to prevent that2am still counts @SarahWhiteBlack @MosesSumney omggg😔 https://t.co/aWxYcVZ2k1
Retweeted by tristaWhere the goofballs at🥺🖤 https://t.co/idwtAkvamaI got pizza literally so I can have it cold in the morning @SarahWhiteBlack Yesssswork it honey https://t.co/hNFVRbhqjf @hellozachwolf Same @alexispolitz ily @hellozachwolf oh god people really want you to cut it out huh @NateTymoshuk just... make it stop @NateTymoshuk Every time I go on instagram I get mad loldeleting some old stuff but WOW last year I was really nonstop huhI miss this @alexispolitz https://t.co/Fr0LwtcBCh @hellozachwolf depends how bad it is
10/24
2020
I miss being goofyV bloated but that grilled cheese n tomato soup was worth it @devoramouse YesU.S military occupation in Africa https://t.co/IezO2mrmtM
Retweeted by trista"Amazon is selling this book for half of what you're charging" yes, Mary, we all know.
Retweeted by tristatl;dr this shit is airborne you can calm down with all the wiping down your groceries bullshit. wear a mask and soc… https://t.co/KbBCRMs2mK
Retweeted by tristaI love opinionated womenThe twitter RT update finally came for me. Instagram moved “shop” in place of activity/likes. I hate this allllllMcGovern 2020 You’re so cute https://t.co/zfmvoDTf5Gus 90s babies are going to one day have to deal with people younger than us going "you were born in the nineteen-HUNDREDS!!??"
Retweeted by tristaI wonder how Liv Taylor is doing @mustachemam good riddance @mustachemam babo pls no yell at me @ZaqBaker DO U
10/23
2020

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