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Guguist. practitioner of Goblin Stance. tactically getting more and more out of control. 🦑 (they) 日本語OK avi by @Vosk___

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1/21
2021
@liljonlovitz some people think being around dinosaurs is inherently unsafe. but in real life, almost all of my fri… https://t.co/G2PVVDMcFFsorry but it’s a little weird that ossoff was sworn in on a copy of ready player one
Retweeted by lux (new 'GEORGIA' year) @trash_ebooks totally clear on why we love blades actually @GummyFredo still stretching before i try and "accept" @dawn2021 ty dawn 🙏 can u recommend a particularly gendery trackwhy do queer people like bladee so much (i'm gay please don't cancel me for asking this i really want to know!!!!!!!!!!)in case you didn't know it was a work, the prop c*p is named "Good Man" lmfao. vince russo ass scriptingtipping my hat to this dude's stealth-a-cock-onto-your-TL coup here https://t.co/qivj1vDiBv @naidu_akash @saywhatagain the gremlins send a message etched on bog wood that simply says "we do not claim him"turned it on long enough to see people literally applauding the p*lice so. you know.relatedly, you CAN successfully bait a mousetrap with the delicious meat-free crunch of Bac-Os® from @BettyCrocker®!first heard the heli leaving the white house while emptying a mousetrap this morning cuz i'm big on portentcelebrating three decades of not being able to do the dragon punch input reliablytuesday night vibe check https://t.co/g63mg1323Onice night... might fuck around and succumb to my condition @minitoar its from something i wrote a long time ago about those content farms that are churn out "14 amazing cars… https://t.co/PnWuzZeXyhdon't get left behind- schedule a consultation and experience the toilet that reuters calls "mind-bending" today!my italian dinner with @doodiehole_ https://t.co/3Qh4fgFFc6
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Retweeted by lux (new 'GEORGIA' year)ah sorry when i said in my dating profile that i have a Coca Cola Shape i neglected to mention i was referring to a… https://t.co/qI0C2xCzPt
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1/19
2021
yes this is moviebobese for "craving a dart"an unexpected visit from Nic Cravins, my least favorite exy'all get one guess https://t.co/6gNYVo2jEUhad a vivid sex dream where i hooked up with a guy way out of my league, but my dreambrain was like "how'd i swing… https://t.co/g8JN6ZNQ0Y
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Retweeted by lux (new 'GEORGIA' year) @TheBigEasyofOz or in the original, まさに子猫物語になりますよ!...we'll allow it https://t.co/Wutqp6ayWDanyone here use ancestry dot com? does the website let you sort your ancestors by experience level?156. https://t.co/lI8Gls3ISXThis guy at Kroger dead ass asked me to hold his place ahead of me in line saying he had to get something else, wen… https://t.co/kz9vxK5wlJ
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Retweeted by lux (new 'GEORGIA' year)my hobbies? well i'd have to say "having nothing to show for my time on this wretched earth" is a big one
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2021
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Retweeted by lux (new 'GEORGIA' year)"pummel my stones, wench," growls the barbariani'm sorry you've mistaken me for a fellow human, but i'm actually a highly ornamented and beguiling new cultivar of corn
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2021
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