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Mild mannered, yet cold blooded and wildly perverse. he/him #blacklivesmatter

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Joined Twitter 10/21/07


@taylorannberg https://t.co/1nA2atto2iMan Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life… https://t.co/UOBU03BBXG
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11/27
2020
Breaking: President Biden will start receiving the Presidential Daily Briefing making him the first President to do so in over *46* months!
Retweeted by ramos.txt @MiroslavHCvinyl That's a dumb reason @MiroslavHCvinyl Why?
11/24
2020
@cassidyhrush @scottbalster More like Red Baron. @howdydoughty Everything @NekoCase, @MrBlackFrancis or @Beck has ever recorded is brilliant. Period. I would love… https://t.co/RnQQPLSn2q @scottbalster You'll be shocked to learn that they have a whole section of cold pizzas in my grocer's freezer cabinets. @BermanHale ...Great Aunt survived, BTW. She's no fucking joke. @JamRam33 @Etsy 'fraid so @JamRam33 @Etsy https://t.co/Ehfm2XniPx https://t.co/pgDGqTN6aG @BermanHale Relatable. We have a 1-3 feeling check in my weekly team meeting and I do the same kind of thing. I dr… https://t.co/3GyaDJJLdKJust stumbled upon @Etsy's Erotic section. https://t.co/Qy2ha7LpFj
11/23
2020
@armondhammer There's one in Orem Utah. That's about 7 hours away. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
11/22
2020
@Jammer_Volts @tlane207 Still better than being dumb asses. @tlane207 @Jammer_Volts dude I know @Jammer_Volts Close my office doors @bugfrog Jesus Christ, that's a terrible idea.
11/20
2020
I don't know who needs to hear this, but; No. You don't need a bigger junk drawer.I fucking hate writing redirect maps.No love for keyboard and mouse. *Shakes head disappointedly* https://t.co/Dy8wAILRGo @MattLacuesta @jenstar @Suzzicks @BritneyMuller @goutaste @BermanHale @katobkato @NickNeels @kernmedia Wow, my hair… https://t.co/4GwYsZPsp4
11/19
2020
Omg what's the first thing you're gonna do when YOU get the vaccine shot?? You're gonna go back home, wait a month,… https://t.co/JpzeZjT7YM
Retweeted by ramos.txtits trans awareness week! https://t.co/yhyzODS5P4
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11/18
2020
first recorded instance of the drake meme https://t.co/wnp3cSMPNa
Retweeted by ramos.txt @armondhammer Pretty sure the people who hate masks are the same people who love nickelback and creed.A simple, free, kind, thing we can all do is never ask anyone who declines an alcoholic beverage for an explanation.
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11/17
2020
When the Customer Support person's name is Karen you begin with an advantage.*Hillary's emails rolls their eyes so hard they fall out* https://t.co/lSz4DAboOS
11/16
2020
“Because deep down we know that what matters in this life is much more than winning for ourselves. What really matt… https://t.co/ylunee20HF
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11/12
2020
@Jammer_Volts Kind of on a Red Fang thing right now but I'll get to that next. @Jammer_Volts Why are you the only one with a slider? I want a slider too. https://t.co/SlQQcGolhb @Jammer_Volts I like to turn that setting all the way up. https://t.co/TcpdjnPwCw @joehall I read somewhere that it's always good to ask: Do I need to tweet this? Do I need to tweet *this*? Do I *n… https://t.co/8EJgEmGWRl
11/11
2020
Pretty sure @Lowes is the @Target to @HomeDepot's @WalmartPhone language can change not only what ranks or how it ranks, but how the SERP looks. Even if searching from the s… https://t.co/gqEdzFG0So
Retweeted by ramos.txt"Well I ordered the Four Seasons special with this Landscape Gardening side salad. Very great. Very beautiful. Ther… https://t.co/xxDgd5Ke2M
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11/10
2020
Baller SEO job working for @Location3 in Denver, though remote is totally fine! Top notch team including… https://t.co/FYN12WDiDp
Retweeted by ramos.txtWhat do you get when you combine SEO, UX, and Performance? Google's upcoming Page Experience ranking signal! Get y… https://t.co/kdPoiLl7P7
Retweeted by ramos.txt @GreatDismal Lizard DNA?
11/9
2020
@MiroslavHCvinyl Reckoning
11/7
2020
Roses are red Violets are blue... https://t.co/AXNhcW81A1don't judge https://t.co/0aeMEpu9tp
11/6
2020
Cheese a model and she's looking good... https://t.co/DlkiXFcepN
Retweeted by ramos.txtToday, five years ago, my arson charges from setting a confederate flag on fire were dropped. https://t.co/7XGMQxC0no
Retweeted by ramos.txtSince we're celebrating #TheCount today, never forget that, in 1988, scheming Ronald Grump conned Oscar out of his… https://t.co/bmtb7glLrW
Retweeted by ramos.txtNow that voting is over my USPS Informed Delivery Daily Digest is back in motherfucking business.Telemundo wanted to set the record STRAIGHT ☝🏿 https://t.co/dUWIlbqL3w
Retweeted by ramos.txt @DanLeibson Don't be. She's a Mountain grown hayseed who ran on an pristine MAGA platform and her key goal is takin… https://t.co/HoRpN5GmYt @AJHaefele Stranger Than Fiction holds upSometimes two consecutive timeline posts are magic. https://t.co/9poiAT9ViY
Retweeted by ramos.txtIn the South, there is a political strip of blue in a sea of red, and that strip hints at a 100 million-year-old co… https://t.co/sHoLWOyJth
Retweeted by ramos.txtLive look at the White House bunker where Trump is trying to stop the counting of ballots. The internet remains u… https://t.co/JWbCm4Snam
Retweeted by ramos.txtOne of the best companies in the digital marketing world is hiring for 20+ roles. I was CEO of this firm for a week… https://t.co/7Y8GDhrUpt
Retweeted by ramos.txtA lot of the anger about non-white people voting for a white nationalist is because some people don't understand on… https://t.co/41Ze9mMEiY
Retweeted by ramos.txtLauren Boebert's new name is Tiny Palin.
11/5
2020
I've been holding onto this tweet for literally years.Cleansing the TL w some Eddy Grant inspired pandemic puns. https://t.co/M5YLi4NYEr
Retweeted by ramos.txt @fighto Huh @deray @theperfectRu https://t.co/mUpwtXjPz4If you see me with bags of soup after the polls close tonight just know I'm buying it for my family.
Retweeted by ramos.txtnot any more you don't https://t.co/r3URuvmRXL
Retweeted by ramos.txt @snipeyhead same @mistrchristophr https://t.co/w7x4b9UoAeHey @SenCoryGardner... See you later fuckface https://t.co/LON80k84zk
11/4
2020
um SIR https://t.co/2AIvurXK13
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Retweeted by ramos.txtVote https://t.co/J9I9x4nhjI
Retweeted by ramos.txtVote! https://t.co/XhG6Xrnh80
Retweeted by ramos.txtKatelyn Miller of Fort Collins is missing age: 16 4' 11" 125 lbs. No vehicle Phone left at home Needs necessary med… https://t.co/wvA0VloMbG
Retweeted by ramos.txtAs someone whose job that allows me to see the taxes of people who make $400,000 a year and people who have more th… https://t.co/WCGFwtgZoZ
Retweeted by ramos.txtFascism: Fight it Now. 1937 https://t.co/uFiCD42Aa9
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11/3
2020
Bob doesn’t care about Sally’s right to control her own body, about minorities, the environment, or basic human dec… https://t.co/TSkhTqYewa
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11/2
2020
@tlane207 15 minutes
10/30
2020
@BermanHale Oh My God This is amazing. @lzzcat https://t.co/yZ8LVQMUyVTURN IN YOUR BALLOT IN PERSON!! THE MAIL SYSTEM IS CURRENTLY JUST A BIG WET MOUTH WHERE THINGS GO TO DIE I GUESS… https://t.co/yvpM1OTFSO
Retweeted by ramos.txt @TEKSTartist My Gmail favicon still looks like a red M. The colored calendar box is just wrong.The new Google Calendar favicon is fucking me all up today.
10/29
2020
Motherfuckers, just stand back and listen to your damn selves. God bless.https://t.co/nAYaY9b8P5Listen I'm no Jack Dorsey fan but that beard is the hot shit.
10/28
2020
[💻 WEBINAR] Seer's Audience Lead, @teresa_a_lopez , covers scalable ways to understand your prospects and how to… https://t.co/VLRNkvyxyS
Retweeted by ramos.txtA black metal Bright Eyes cover band called Dark Butthole.
10/27
2020
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10/26
2020
@BillandTedUK @Winter that math checks out https://t.co/kspMgxfTvoI forced a bot to read over 1,000 hours of QAnon theories and then asked it to write QAnon theories of its own. Her… https://t.co/7l9SGtJ1Q5
Retweeted by ramos.txtYay fall! https://t.co/OBA6OOiWdF https://t.co/MlLlXhUFYB @taylorannberg OMG so good @taylorannberg I found one! @supsaruhhh Fucking seriouslyPeople smoking legal weed talking about 'voting doesn't matter' smh.
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10/23
2020
@noahlearner mums the word 🤐 @noahlearner Skunkbot... is that a Skunkworks product? @IlhanMN 🤤
10/22
2020
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Retweeted by ramos.txtShredator kindly reminds you https://t.co/QISfbMdEz1
Retweeted by ramos.txtDo you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/qUhbhnrr4D
10/21
2020

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