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Joined Twitter 4/14/09


"Let me say the quiet part loud: In the Covid-19 economy, you’re allowed only a kid or a job," writes Deb Perelman.… https://t.co/N3zfnvHlcr
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7/3
2020
I think I might have mercury retrograde poisoning
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6/20
2020
I would be overwhelmed trying to loot Target I would have to get a cart and walk around and take my time
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5/31
2020
Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/gzOhY8zzD4 via @Change
5/29
2020
@ElvisDuranShow Ordered all the things from @Target
5/19
2020
I really just want American Airlines to stop emailing me
5/9
2020
New York on PAUSE will be extended in coordination with other states to May 15. Non-essential workers must continu… https://t.co/PVcCzF7umv
Retweeted by christina krutchickI cry a little every time I think of needing to wear a mask .. which is basically what’s kept me home for over a mo… https://t.co/8a98k9Usmu
4/16
2020
If you feel sick please don’t waste the few COVID-19 tests they have. There are still a LOT of movie stars with no… https://t.co/w1fhJraI6I
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3/19
2020
I’m not saying the last 6 months are giving me apocalypse vibes...... but if in the next couple of weeks there’s an… https://t.co/xSfQDOhz7Y
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3/9
2020
Due to recent safety concerns I am officially announcing I am self quarantined. That means I will be staying home,… https://t.co/J8AtryrV5n
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3/6
2020
@kgerlich18 New job?? Or stay at home dog mom??
2/17
2020
@jrrwoods Just googled ramekin. Yay for owning ramekins!
1/28
2020
Twitter wants to know what’s happening. This is it! 😭🥰 https://t.co/8I8uvozeBx
1/8
2019
@kgerlich18 😱😍
12/23
2019
@chrissyteigen i have a rule of thumb that anything healthy i eat cancels out any junk food. they battle it out in… https://t.co/lWfPjjgEWh
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10/13
2019
My life 😂 https://t.co/2KNnIUWoVV
9/16
2019
@Kate_Chastain OMG mine looks just like this 😩😩 so annoying such a ripoff
8/24
2019
I’m sickly obsessed with my son except for between 1-5am I’m just regular obsessed with him 🙂🤪😍
8/19
2019
Happy Friday everyone! Check out my cover of ‘I Like Me Better’ by @lauvsongs. Full song in bio! Enjoy your weekend… https://t.co/UStLdLVrp6
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8/6
2019
@Mr_Krunch_ https://t.co/wmXnpkhxMJ
Retweeted by christina krutchick @ChipotleTweets He might not remember this moment but I will forever... first chipotle date with my son *one tear r… https://t.co/851QJtIpLn
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8/3
2019
We have been home for less than 24 hours but I’m already wondering when I’ll stop crying 😭😍😩💙🥰 #solucky #babyboy #homesweethome
7/12
2019
Vincenzo is in the nursery and im here staring at every single photo of him🥰😍😍😍
7/11
2019
Didn’t @Starbucks revamp their entire employee training after asking black people (who didn’t even buy anything) to… https://t.co/GR7jA7Bafo
7/8
2019
So strange waking everyday thinking “am I gonna become a mom today?” 🤯
7/5
2019
Morning thoughts:: Can you die from itchy feet? They’re so swollen😭
7/2
2019
@jrrwoods Yesss!! If only Marion was driving me and @tweetTEEEbird to NC for 4th of July with backyard parties feat… https://t.co/lVdTWQXFkoWe’re going to have a baby by this time in 3 weeks @Mr_Krunch_ an actual baby
6/28
2019
HELLOOOO pre-maternity leave vacation week!!🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼☀️☀️☀️☀️
6/27
2019
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6/26
2019
@rda228 https://t.co/3Zuk8CUeyW
6/17
2019
@kgerlich18 Guess it’s time to stop working LOL @kgerlich18 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I had a nightmare that they wouldn’t let me give birth in the hospital bc I was exposed at work😳I can not believe the measles outbreak is going to last longer than my pregnancy 🤯billie eilish is just one of thousands if not millions of 17 year olds I am afraid of
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6/14
2019
As a New Yorker, I want @NYGovCuomo to support A.2371 to eliminate non-medical exemptions for immunizations and sto… https://t.co/qvE9Uao4AR😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
6/5
2019
@patty_nightgown @marytklippel The babies are lucky to have a MUM!!💖💙🧸🍀
5/26
2019
Notice: 🗣You CAN announce a pregnancy without a letter board!! And fake leaves!🗣 Thank you
5/22
2019
@Mr_Krunch_ https://t.co/gDaAZeNYTGTHIS THIS THIS https://t.co/fqLL667gnd
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5/14
2019
Having a favorite type of bottled water
Retweeted by christina krutchickDoes it count as ordering takeout if you call your mom and ask if you could pick up a plate of dinner?
5/10
2019
It's been said that records are meant to be broken and that's what we did at #EWR in Q1-2019. We saw 10.37 million… https://t.co/VMPi1ZxiW5
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5/6
2019
@fras99 @darknessn2light I can’t write on here what I would like to call them. I’ve been in Twitter jail twice and… https://t.co/xfSMOUwGeX
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5/2
2019
Or handsome @Mr_Krunch_ https://t.co/gtweLALXhg
4/30
2019
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/xG3XJa0DqD
4/28
2019
need to start checking some of these off the list 😍 https://t.co/I1gaUYd5li
4/27
2019
We live very close to a measles outbreak and are extremely concerned for our 3 month old son. I'm tired of the loud… https://t.co/KesJP3Estw
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4/22
2019
All aboard for a new season of #BelowDeckMed, premiering Monday, June 3 @ 9/8c on @BravoTV! @CaptSandyYawn ⚓️⚓️⚓️ https://t.co/aDt2UOeYIa
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4/16
2019
😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/vIiN4VtRCv
4/10
2019
Bought a house on January 18th, still haven’t changed my address. (& there you have it - my life story) @mariontini @rda228 OMG 😂😅Me: how do I do taxes? School: here’s a recorder Me: what is a credit score? School: just put it in your mouth a… https://t.co/7Z5XhN44tS
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4/5
2019
Literally everyone smells like cigarettes and it’s so annoying @cathleen_nk Hahahah!! Is it even a real adult emotion if it doesn’t involve wanting to puke!? 😂😂
4/4
2019
The house don’t fall when the bones are good 🖤
4/1
2019
@VALociraptor21 @mariontini 😂 https://t.co/31B6giKfZ1
3/29
2019
@ChipotleTweets @Mr_Krunch_ yes
3/21
2019
@kgerlich18 u got a job?? also i need life updates outside of twitter plzzzz!
3/15
2019
@kgerlich18 😍🐠🌴Hi I’m Tina, and I am an @instagram addict. HELP🥴
3/14
2019
@kgerlich18 OMGGGG😍 where!?
3/13
2019
JUMANJI 😳 https://t.co/TpCXcW2uip
3/12
2019
Having 7 other apartments inches away from mine has been hard. 😂Priority things to do right after move in: 1) Extremely loud karaoke action in whichever room has best acoustics 2)… https://t.co/smOyIeO3TC
3/9
2019
Yet another reason why Italy is the best 🍷🧀🥗 https://t.co/CMpQETDFtb
3/8
2019
I’m a self-made broke person. I’ve worked hard to get here and no one has done this but me.
Retweeted by christina krutchickSomeone graduated at 21, but waited 6 years to get a good job. Someone had no education, but was a millionaire at 2… https://t.co/Xc5RKUbLqo
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3/5
2019
Moving 101 https://t.co/IoTrz1lwKaLove having Fridays off 🤗🤗
3/1
2019
Running around Lowe’s while you are pregnant, have to pee and on lunch break limited time is actual torture and pro… https://t.co/wb4wrfHJYG
2/28
2019
Prince Harry!!✨ https://t.co/h2L64vCkV3
2/27
2019
@BrokeMillennial You have to lay on it for at least 10 minutes for a true feeling of the comfort
2/25
2019
@KaceyMusgraves your zen: spotting zen even if it’s tiny my zen: https://t.co/KGCvImGPbk
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2/22
2019
@patty_nightgown @ABC She knows how to live!
2/21
2019
@ACMawards @Jason_Aldean @LukeBryanOnline @kennychesney @ChrisStapleton @KeithUrban I LOVE country music and have s… https://t.co/dqzlzKHfoX
2/20
2019
@jrrwoods Sorry :(Morning thoughts: I’ve been waiting at least 9 years for the term “cheat meal” to disappear 🙄
2/19
2019
@patty_nightgown @lisastark351 @Mr_Krunch_ Yes I do relate!!
2/18
2019
@Mr_Krunch_ 😂❤️ https://t.co/RDjxbXl2x7
2/15
2019
babies when you appear from behind your hands in hide and seek https://t.co/QCMVxLgWft
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2/13
2019
Waiting for @KaceyMusgraves #GRAMMYs follow up tweet like 👀👀👀👀👀 https://t.co/sWHY8Tn73A
2/12
2019
Was really fan girling on @ArianaGrande this year but this #grammys drama took her back off my list 🤷🏻‍♀️ #mondaythoughtsOnce, just once, I want to remember which handle is to pop the gas tank and not the trunk..@KaceyMusgraves' reaction to winning Album of the Year at the #GRAMMYs https://t.co/EkvWteFkex
Retweeted by christina krutchickThe #GRAMMYs hangover is going to be soooo real tomorrowYESSSS!!!!! @KaceyMusgraves 😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🌈✨💫💕🌎💃🏻👑🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈Tonight is #GoldenHour’s time to shine! 🤩😍🌈💫🌎 @KaceyMusgraves #AlbumOfTheYear #Grammys @MikeyPipes1028 Lol!! I’m really proud that I did indeed get up to eat cookies at 4am 🤣This #GRAMMYS red carpet is everything right now! 🍿
2/11
2019
So now that’s it’s been a whole hour of starvation, i should probably just cave and go shovel a sleeve of chips ahoy down my throat, right?Waking up severely hungry at 3am is really inconvenient 😩
2/10
2019
It’s like the universe knew I needed Titanic to be on right now!The things I would do for wine right now #🤭
2/4
2019
@patty_nightgown @thejoecurr 😂😂😂
2/3
2019
Every apartment in my complex still has window AC units in ... you just never know
2/2
2019
Aaaand at exactly 16 weeks , I now see a baby bump 😳🤭🤯 #thankgodforsweatshirts #julybaby
2/1
2019

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