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@TheoryPopYT ..... IS THIS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS?!?!?!?! - b @trc2rockon i just love my plant babies too hard!!! sigh... - b @standardtuber @lisadraws I feel like a shrimp being shucked, feeeeels like I ate a monster truckkk- SING IT WITH ME, GIRL. - TUCACan I get a YASSSSS?! - TUCA https://t.co/px1vVS1ivb
7/12
2019
okay so i guess i wasn't supposed to feed pricktina jr. coconut water... WHY DON'T MY PLANTS LOVE ME ENOUGH TO STAY?!?! - bnot sure how i feel about my boyfriend's grandma loving up on my pastry baby... nope. not going to unpack that. - b https://t.co/plx7NuC0Sk
7/10
2019
@LambdinSierra but i get it!!! it's okay!!! i'm with you, beach twin!!!! - b @JoeJABoll WHOA. You da app QUEEEEN! - TUCAi've been trying this thing lately where i compliment other women while i'm out so that it empowers and uplifts the… https://t.co/iUSYz4jjdx.@FastFurious can i get a 10/10 on my parallel parking skills? thanks! - b https://t.co/mlsjONabFx
7/8
2019
I got 99 apps and I ain't uninstalling one. - TUCA https://t.co/rde08PFur9
7/5
2019
is there really a difference between spf 100 and 125? why is body spf different from face?! what if i'm reapplying… https://t.co/c69b8T70obI WORK AS HARD AS I BEACH. Happy Fourth and be safe everyone!!! - b https://t.co/PpxN9Hh6Mh
7/4
2019
who, us, weird? hehehehehehehehe love you Crissle! - TUCA https://t.co/adQjbJ9ELV
7/3
2019
@UptightFeminist Stay fly and fierce!!! And whatever you do, DON'T FEEL PRESSURED TO BE ANYONE BUT YOURSELF! Good l… https://t.co/PL5NWbRSXk @AlixOrlando Hmmmm @Postmates .... so is this the one where they SEND you a potential mate? Gotta get ON THAT! - TUCA @LambdinSierra Damnnnnnn Sierra! I get you though. Want company in that house of yours 'cause I'm definitely with you there?! - TUCA @BasementWeirdo Diggin that CONFIDENCE! - TUCA
7/2
2019
So what new dating apps are y'all using? - TUCABIG. BEAK. ENERGY. GET YOURS, B. - TUCA https://t.co/L25w3XxUuF
7/1
2019
YOU WORK HARD AND YOU PLAY EVEN HARDER. YOU'RE YOUR OWN DAMN ROLE MODEL AND YOU. ARE. CRUSHING. IT. a friendly remi… https://t.co/CYLhtybyMPRemember when my doctor told me I have an egg up in my cooch and I'd be a moron not to cut that ish out of my lady… https://t.co/riFoI9KImg
6/29
2019
GIRL NEEDS TO GET PAID. Ya'll, what's your hustle? Shoot your girl some tips. Also, someone said something about re… https://t.co/LHVoAlWM1r @raynnings whaattttttt?! i love this!!!!! - b @bjhiddenjokes *GASP* gamby... is that you?!?! - bLove is love, ya'll! - TUCA https://t.co/ajd0km4lsC @potionsellers WORD?! Where can I get me one of those?! Let your girl know! - TUCA @BasementWeirdo YOU GOT THAT RIGHT - TUCA
6/28
2019
@lisadraws not a sneakers fan myself but i can DEFINITELY vouch for a pair of cupcake-themed clogs! they're the BES… https://t.co/aOJOaU5MNt @lisadraws i feel like you get me... - bI know Jaguar might've been a stretch as a pet, but I'm thinkin' bout getting me one of those giant Rent-A-Hawks. Y… https://t.co/HW8Y28ZrynSomething about Bird Town is so ELECTRIFYIN! I can't get that rush outta my system! - TUCA https://t.co/TclepKwrKz
6/27
2019
best friends are hard to find, so when you do, keep them close and hug them closer - bnew best friend vibes got me blasting @carlyraejepsen ON REPEAT!!! - b https://t.co/h7SHpzhLXz @SL_Rivera well all deserve an applause for putting up with this nonsense, am i right?!?! i am so the definition of… https://t.co/EQOkATqDkD @LambdinSierra just so tired of it!! say it with me!!! - b @aaron_equus21 those emotions got me going!!! - b @wonudream and i, you! - b
6/26
2019
@SL_Rivera @lisadraws we could all use some panic attack shoes, am i right?! i'll be your support system! - bi'm TIRED of justifying men's actions! EXPLAIN YOURSELF. and i don't know- MAYBE LEARN FROM YOUR ACTIONS?! ... than… https://t.co/Ff9AippmiQ @knightsofransei you bet i did!!! - bI CAME. I SAW. I MADE IT RAIN SWEET BEAK. - b https://t.co/myoCMu9Vmn
6/25
2019
@lyswiler i've been there, too!!!! do we need a support group for this?! - b @Laur_Katz @lisadraws it's not just me right?!?! - btoucan never have too much tuca!!! ehehehe get it?! it's a tuca pun!!! okaysorryagainbye - b https://t.co/KbAd1xR15a
6/24
2019
@BasementWeirdo YES. AND SHE WAS WEARING A FACE MASK AND STILL DOESN'T GET WHY IT'S CREEPY. thank you for asking i… https://t.co/UqVi9RMObt @ArtbyHart20 tuca says she's down- b https://t.co/DJXKpfTtd4 @BasementWeirdo I heard THAT! - TUCA
6/23
2019
Thinkin' I need some concealer for this damn hospital bill! MAKE IT DISAPPEAR, YESH!!! #brokeegg #itwasdeliciousthough - TUCAas wacky and wild as she is, tuca's always dragging me into situations where she knows i'll thrive. i really am so… https://t.co/6Jyi86ypTU @cedes0_0 i just have a lot of feelings - b @peachyniela Draca is a whole mood! - TUCA @Eunju8 awh thank you! this is so cool. you’re a cutie! - b @PassivePony did we just become best friends? - b https://t.co/zBXcfer6E3 @TeruTeruJiru KEEP HYPING ME QUEEN!! I’m feelin lucky! - TUCA
6/22
2019
@PassivePony YES oh my god !!! it's like- come on, cleanser! you gotta actually cleanse! i don't need those demonic… https://t.co/TDvBfa7FDx @branflake_ Right there with you! - TUCA @fatimanoor97 worst. feeling. ever. - b @hellocupkait you get me. i feel seen. - b @matress_island it's terrible, right?!?! get it out of my head!!! - b @gamehowlers UGH! My mouth is watering...IT’s SANDWICH TIME!!!! - TUCA @gamehowlers I"LL HAVE WHAT YOU'RE HAVING - TUCA @lichengoddess_ Cause it's just that GOOD! LOVE me some lunch with a side of jokes! - TUCAsometimes when i'm washing my face at night, i get scared that every time i look back up in the mirror, something's… https://t.co/uv1hVWUvHbDamn that boy can place his pickle... SOMEONE GET ME BACK THOSE MAGIC FINGERS. - TUCA https://t.co/o5TruyEuWB @BasementWeirdo True! - TUCA @BasementWeirdo OOH YEAH!!!! Put it over a beat!! You’re spittin rhymes!!! - TUCA @vrex2 @TLC Looping it and scooping it to this RIGHT NOW!!! - TUCA @brianabonfiglio @lizzo @lizzo is a mood, ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!! - TUCA @OfficialKingKip No but I’m a real big fan of the earth tho so...IM IN!! - TUCA @AlisonSpittle @TierraWhack OOOOOO YES!!!! YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME @TierraWhack!!! - TUCA @seventiesmom @ninjasexparty OOOOO @ninjasexparty, I’ve been to one of those! - TUCA @cosmichomie @JUNGLEPUSSY By the sound of it, I think you could be right HAHA!! THANKS! I’ll give her a listen! - TUCA @lisadraws @Skrillex GURL, you KNOW I'm always down for a lil Bangarang - TUCA @lisadraws @Skrillex HAHAHA you know @Skrillex is my jam!!!! - TUCA
6/21
2019
@spacekitty44 A TRUE hero! - TUCA @theRavenflight RIGHT!!! Let the horseman live!!! - TUCAWhat's a LAN party and am I invited?! - TUCA https://t.co/OpAGyLSflfWhat music are ya'll listenin' to today? I gotta update my playlist. So far, I got Lizzo, Rico Nasty, and Doja Cat… https://t.co/acgB1C6vsO
6/20
2019
Bout to work hard, jerk harder! Let's pay those BILLS! - TUCA https://t.co/QsrinopxqN
6/19
2019
so i was stuck in traffic and my favorite song came on so i blasted it but my windows were down and the man on my r… https://t.co/3lJ49iAgC2Why buy a house when you can live directly under your best friend in an apartment with a walkie-talkie-hole-in-the-… https://t.co/EFlMh1EyvI @aaron_equus21 I love YOU sober king!!! - TUCA
6/18
2019
Anyone need a quick hangover remedy? Coconut water, greek yogurt, chia seeds, anchovies, deli mustard, and a couple… https://t.co/jGw7e6WVIdHey @awkwafina did anyone ever tell you you sound JUST LIKE Bertie's left boob? 👀- TUCA https://t.co/NjhFwAF33KWOMEN ARE GROSS AND FUNNY, TOO! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK. - b https://t.co/l62FSAVcxe @danamicheleking HEY!!! It’s me! We look CA-UTE!! - TUCA @AlixOrlando GET IT GIRL!!!! - TUCA
6/17
2019
@Mega_GalladeXY right! Like what works!?! someone help me! - bLiving upstairs from your best friend should be EVERYONE'S life goals! Bertie is my GIRL! - TUCA
6/16
2019
don't worry, everyone! i got a second cactus and i will NOT be feeding pricktina jr. any coffee or cola this time a… https://t.co/VLzjgxFvInYEAH YOU TELL 'EM, @lisadraws !!! KAKAWWWW - TUCA https://t.co/pkEdcRXesD @BasementWeirdo Hehe thank you! - b
6/15
2019
Does anyone know where I can buy a broken funhouse mirror, some glow-in-the-dark ugly bugs for mood lighting, a tub… https://t.co/UIzKV2bzGqwe couldn't buy all the Girl Thingz when we were younger, but LOOK AT ME NOW!!! - b https://t.co/TfK8AB065R @LexyPappas @lisadraws you look lovely and so does your dog person :) - b @davebrarian hehe we all want to be as cool as draca - b @JasperCoyote_ i feel the same way but as Speckle tells me, “take it one day at a time” - b
6/14
2019
sometimes i feel like i'm really good at my job until my boss makes a small critique. then i re-evaluate my entire… https://t.co/w7EhECuMIBjust a small town bird livin' in a lonely world taking the snakey train not goin' anywhereeeee - b https://t.co/2EGI7hFxBI
6/13
2019

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