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I resisted joining Twitter for years, as I feared it would be a productivity sinkhole. Now I KNOW it is. But as productivity sinkholes go, it’s one of the best.

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Joined Twitter 5/25/20


It looks like @BorisJohnson attempt to look tough and make an example of #AndyBurnham seems to have hugely backfi… https://t.co/1BFF5Rtdtd
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @CarlRackman @JimMFelton On the subject of the Law and little people... is there any news of Mark François? 🤔 #MarkFrancoisAbsolutely amazing https://t.co/B1QbgnoIeG
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10/21
2020
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Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Once, there was a city to the south that actually helped people in the North of England with real money and real in… https://t.co/ALTnzWQpVT
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Make no mistake, once the dirty deed is done this fella will disappear with his ill gotten gains and live off the p… https://t.co/NJvONc1Vq3
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @frankmarcois Robin Askwith.#OneRuleForThem https://t.co/1QTW7KsFEZ“Earth calling François. Earth calling François... come in please”. #markfrancois https://t.co/9hC5h8wugL
10/20
2020
Just popping down to Sainsbo’s. https://t.co/2Msd3w1Z7JThe elephant in the cabinet! https://t.co/msS454oXUJ
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @empiricist_gsv @campbellclaret https://t.co/ASQfEYXKNAwhat do boris johnson and jennifer arcuri have in common? they both love a short pound
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @JolyonMaugham @GoodLawProject David Davis https://t.co/etyzciUtQA
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10/18
2020
It would be easier to list things that Boris Johnson hasn’t fucked at this point
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10/17
2020
We all knew this was coming: they made no real attempt to hide their plans; indeed the blatancy of their lies is in… https://t.co/dzBG62S8Op
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Just a reminder: Bozo doesn't even believe in Brexit he just wanted to be prime minister. #BorisTheLiarhttps://t.co/1BMXr7HMjC
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Never let them get away with claiming they said something different. https://t.co/kehAUV9vr4
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @Bec2043 @SamCoatesSky And any failure is always someone else’s fault.Tory Corruption on Steroids. https://t.co/tD74sZN6tT
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10/16
2020
@hawkins_carole @weaniejeanie53 @WillBlackWriter @Jacob_Rees_Mogg https://t.co/kQ8WAwUOd0Does this also apply to Brexit? https://t.co/AiVvoPjp3K
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @MickyTwoPints @RichardGCorbett @SotonForEurope Otherwise known as ‘Operation Jackpot’. @stoneman_dave @RogerQuimbly To be fair, it could easily apply to either. 😄 @stoneman_dave @RogerQuimbly Haha! I meant Daddy Chump. @PritiNot I always thought he seemed a bit flaky.This is a blistering attack from a Liverpool MP https://t.co/uIIOVuXU8d
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @RogerQuimbly I not quite sure, but do you think Chump Senior could be wearing a wig? 🤔 @frankmarcois @miffythegamer @fbpe_jojo77 Sorry Frank, that was a little insensitive of me. You probably can’t reach the urinals. @frankmarcois @miffythegamer @fbpe_jojo77 Why can’t you use the Gents like a normal bloke? @CosmicDancer20 @bsgorrie Blazin’ Squad meets Duran Duran. @joeinlondontown @Lizziemcc73 @bsgorrie https://t.co/GDMA04HgGlWorking class Tory voters. I was lucky to go to Oxford.Only Scottish comp pupil in my year. I met these people, I… https://t.co/gzVhVxqLSt
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Without the rule of law, we descend into barbarism. Anarchy. Lawlessness. Disorder. Mob rule. We have to stand up… https://t.co/EZoZOutBu3
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @webbthepleb @Chris08505199 @BrexitBuster @eric_max_123 Surely you mean pendant? 😉Test-and-trace consultants are being paid £7,000 a day https://t.co/ynHP5FqiJ2
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10/15
2020
@niallerc @EHijacked @lisaocarroll Do they consider how to do ANYTHING properly?... except of course funnelling millions to their mates.I have watched this 35 times https://t.co/QNusyBCYG0
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%#CliffRichard 80 today! https://t.co/6GNdUkaJ7u
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Rest in peace Chris Killip, undoubtedly one of the best photographers ever. A truly great loss...💔 https://t.co/t9D0q3fEus
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Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Delighted to have found another picture of my grandfather, Helmut Marcois. Being a soldier comes naturally to us Ma… https://t.co/f1S7WfKexm
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10/14
2020
@Chris08505199 @BrexitBuster @eric_max_123 Sorry. Couldn’t resist that one. 😁 @Chris08505199 @BrexitBuster @eric_max_123 Heckler: “Do you mean hackles?” 😉 @spamnugget This country... we’re pretty much steeped in shit at the moment.One rule for them etc. Dominic Cummings dodges £50k in unpaid taxes after Durham council decides to 'write off' c… https://t.co/ZWvtmSLzOO
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%I hate your government, @BorisJohnson. And all of us who retweet this hate it, too.
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%« How can a government solve a nation’s problem when the nation’s problem is the government? »
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Boris Johnson: The Anti-Prime Minister – Byline Times https://t.co/YgOFKdXuzZ
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Lindsay Hoyle, Commons speaker, earns £156,676 including his MP salary, to sit and allow the government to get away… https://t.co/XDpaX67vNU
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10/13
2020
@YvonneBurdett3 @UkSophism I admire your restraint. @BrexitBuster @UkSophism For a few minutes, I thought that was Laurence Fox on the left. Should’ve gone to Barnard Castle! @EUflagmafia @Conservatives Brushing up his skills on an assault course? 🤔 @frankmarcois https://t.co/ixKV24BrkL💵 Three contracts worth £52 million 🟦 To a dormant firm with one director https://t.co/P6T44Wk5KY
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @therealmrbenn 😂 @therealmrbenn Apparently, the government will support Orchestras... as long as they only play Wagner. @mindless_131 @JohnJCrace #HobbyJob @g_gosden “And the band was... Showaddy... waddy”.Allegra Stratton’s appointment in a nutshell. https://t.co/ARHIa5h6ZATalk about #CancelCulture These shower of shits want to cancel: ✅The judiciary ✅The GFA H international law ✅Par… https://t.co/Ox2AwBPide
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @MarinaNigrelli @mmmmyesplease @NAOorguk Quite probably, literally.
10/12
2020
@michaelnixon70 ‘Escape from York’ @Philsbodydouble @sincesixaneagle For a few minutes, I thought that was David Icke. Should’ve gone to Barnard Castle. @sincesixaneagle Yes, totally suck out humanity. @spamnugget It looks like you’re precariously holding that ceramic gem above a very unforgiving tiled floor. Careful now! @Richardmassey82 @rob_northern That reminded me of this gem from @vizcomic - “Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather w… https://t.co/SPIMUmkQtN @AlsagerPol Looks like Mrs Ethel Escobar will have to do without her arthritis relief this evening.It seems that Alan Partridge has a new career. https://t.co/NFBn14jJML @AlsagerPol @DWPscumbags I didn’t know Alan Partridge had started working with Alsager Police. 🤔 #AccidentalPartridgeHe has a press secretary to lie for him. https://t.co/QVoySxQNGL
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @JamesGr49498338 It’ll give him more time to concentrate on the important things... such as Violin lessons. @JDMOUDJ @mac_puck @ClareAdams Collective “Gulp!” from Pulp. 😉 https://t.co/uhCkJWtbaCIf I didn't know better I'd swear @Aiannucci wrote this sketch. Onec for you @AccidentalP. I genuinely rewatched t… https://t.co/8jDdErWbbY
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Another vast contract goes to a Tory donor. The public treasury is becoming their private purse. https://t.co/BzoSF66m8s
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @Schadenfury @lazyfred1971 Or stood next to you... anywhere. https://t.co/IAMWZv14Po @petertowns5 @Iancoll94354676 When you say “we”, I think you mean “they”.You have to read this to believe it. Trump was planning to appear frail and then rip over his dress shirt to revea… https://t.co/7lNcANqZmc
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10/11
2020
@frankmarcois Said “massive hair” would make an ideal hiding place for a diminutive 55 year old former Parliamentar… https://t.co/3pwOaJqg5L @petermauriceuk @JonathanPieNews I’m sure Geography Expert Raab will put him right. @Andrew_Adonis We look forward to seeing you on Love Island. @spamnugget Only when they weren’t dancing in the moonlight. @SydBolton11 @fbpe_jojo77 @miffythegamer A pasty has infinitely more mental acuity.Trump and his role model. https://t.co/OImyqgiDGN
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5%Lorraine Kelly getting a CBE for playing the part of Lorraine Kelly for 30 years to avoid paying extra tax is peak Tory Britain
Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @SteveKrono @MPrepuce @ItRecks “We were just following orders”. @frankmarcois You charlatan! That’s clearly a pic of Dan I’Maphoney. @frankmarcois No doubt you’ll make short work of the spuds... being ‘Regimental Potato-Peeling Champion 1986’.
10/10
2020
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Retweeted by Tupac Carruthers #FBPE 3.5% @luckyma_man @frankmarcois “Oh how we laughed on the way to A&E”. @BrexitBuster Aww, it was nice of that lass to take her old Mum out for an afternoon’s cigar shopping... especially… https://t.co/SWxpiMLpru @frankmarcois The MP doth protest too much, methinks. @changed_gear @IainDale @JuliaHB1 Do you think his brown shirt was in the wash? @frankmarcois In that case, I’ll get the boy Grimes to dust and hoover both, first thing on Sunday. It’ll help take his mind off things. @frankmarcois Will you be giving the Dinsdales the bunker tour before or after luncheon? @MattScript @torycheckuk Which one is the puppet?... I should’ve gone to Barnard Castle. @frankmarcois I see you’re on the Quarter-pints again. @Blatehelm I don’t think a Grits Pizza has been done before. 🤔 @Ellieflower12 @MediocreMgmt https://t.co/WDMZedQnsQ
10/9
2020

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