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Jessica Alba Fantastic @turnandstomp Holiday Heart's Wig Closet

Petty & Pilates

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Joined Twitter 3/9/09


Our kings have a holiday special! @rossleonardy https://t.co/Oq0pA0XHzB @jxeker Holleringggggf @weedgummy Ugh I need that jumperNot my fault y’all keep falling for it https://t.co/HAL1VH5vV8 @zj_slack You good? @zj_slack HoneyHow is working out without a gym proving that you need a gym to workout? https://t.co/ZWpkIr2CDb
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticI don't care if this happened in Florida, it's Philadelphia inside every single Wawa in the world. It's like an emb… https://t.co/8jHsuH57JL
Retweeted by Jessica Alba Fantastic @_purapari It’s almost brilliantHow in the hell??? https://t.co/pWrYGLJxbRI.... https://t.co/acduTyvE0vWho hates collared greens????!Well I.... https://t.co/AbdkWyKYRf https://t.co/GRQyXpN7sKOH I WASNT FUCKIN READY FOR THE END DJDJJDKDKDKDKZ https://t.co/sKkUpQV5aR
11/24
2020
MA’AM https://t.co/1OOmwgRreNWhy is Diana shorter than Charles in this show????YALL ARE SPENDING 900 BUCKS A MONTH ON WEED?!i’m sorry but this is so funny https://t.co/O6uk2OdFpY
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticIs this...was this created just for me? https://t.co/HhBhBsBjokPoached and soft scrambled https://t.co/ehKRf28L2YAnd then follow it up with “you’re worried about album sales but should be worried about that hairline and 401k, si… https://t.co/CfrJ3JVPxfUnreal 😂😂😂 https://t.co/P19p6aWDFX
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticAncestors said https://t.co/84pDtBYwEg https://t.co/f6l7L9Wscj
Retweeted by Jessica Alba Fantastic @YungYinkv LmaoooooNot y’all calling D Wavey “elderly” https://t.co/DeSChYWq1K @rossleonardy I know....Yes I qualified for the free therapy (she even insisted) and no I did not go to any of the sessions because those 2… https://t.co/eDtJplcPAVI walked into that office with a ginger pep in my step and left lookin like my dog just died after less than 30 mins hssjjsjsjzjzkzkzk.Her: So do you think that affected you negatively? Me: No, I’m dealing. Her: uh huh....when was the last time you… https://t.co/UCqbpAa4PXAfter I watched someone die at my job I had to talk to someone at work who wasn’t even an actual therapist but a cr… https://t.co/Hpx39XYSYxBut can’t they tell when your ass is hiding and lying about shit??? https://t.co/ulN2ISqZhRNot a white cuban dhjsjsjsjsjsj https://t.co/eKi0HSDooqOh y’all were BULLIED bullied in high school https://t.co/APZUNgsaP8 @WiizardFiish I thought I was seeing thingsChristie Carlson Romano is WYLIN https://t.co/wBt8hVZOcEHEART QUAKE https://t.co/ETE3NQiOTRTHAT. GIRL. https://t.co/7RzNNcRjJrbro you don’t have to micrdose just do the dishes
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticThe fact I saw this man on Hinge and went on a downward spiral udhfjgkvohphobojn https://t.co/x9xuFVXKfNStill thinking about this https://t.co/WXP2RpsvcuI would make SUCH a good Nancy in a Broadway revival of OliverThinking about Ruthie Henshall @chocobohomoWhomst is The king on the right omg https://t.co/DypYvNWSPW @th3saddestangel THIS VIDEOOmg this is how fucking stupid I sound when talking about men https://t.co/2Eau24GHt6https://t.co/BqgRqOrUCu https://t.co/ItCXyqgVBQ @fauxdeity Yeah I’mma just age lmaoHe said “I’m not to blame for your problems, uglee” djsjjsksksksk god I live https://t.co/xwnS3TzjF1The fact they don’t even let the shit settle before they get more jsjskskskkss https://t.co/d5NSHXUFsRThe fact I’ve had to unfollow so many LA himbos because all the juviderm has made their faces look like literal Purge Halloween masksWAIT LMAO https://t.co/41p0rroklrstraight men think about sucking dick more than i ever have in my life. https://t.co/PnPVRcA6Vi
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticGetting back into the Magdalene album https://t.co/Gx7TV8sH7OMe, handing Chris Evans his cockring https://t.co/9itnXMUYTO
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticI remember when I was talking to the man of my fuckin dreams and he let it out that he just made a Twitter. I was D… https://t.co/iKHwMSS3lb @YungYinkv It’s what ole girl says in the beginning of the song lmaoNsnsjjsjsjsjsjsjs pls https://t.co/nU6P7ZSXOrYes indeedy https://t.co/GSC7oG6L4Z https://t.co/ie8hkBiufEKALIYON KA CHAMAN! https://t.co/Hkhml49ucvWe be all NOCHE!!!! https://t.co/1HhvrnNjhV
Retweeted by Jessica Alba Fantastichttps://t.co/751d1aToOe
Retweeted by Jessica Alba Fantastic @rossleonardy GEEYATDAYUMIf you’re still planning on going home for a big Thanksgiving with your family, https://t.co/InMNz8KUJ9
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticGirl what?! https://t.co/gG7J4uPatb https://t.co/FTks3MRY7lThis messy Mary lmao https://t.co/07XOH9CTwSJackie Kennedy walked into Buckingham Palace and said https://t.co/6SagmLXaok
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticThis is racist. I will not elaborate https://t.co/FBDtZoD540
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticThis is still sending me because like...you’re gonna get ghosted and ignored just how you were prepandemic. Lmao stay your ass inside.I’ll air this entire bitch out https://t.co/ta1R1d20qRhttps://t.co/G7JbvwluTE https://t.co/SQdlveG0DBImagine how fuckin uncomfortable the other kids in this class were https://t.co/dIsV1tovtz
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticChile, get the fuck over yourself https://t.co/iOYiEx5VmlMentally I’m here https://t.co/AbESFw6CMU
Retweeted by Jessica Alba Fantastica teacher from my high school got married on tv and the COMMENTS omfg 😭🥴 https://t.co/6G4HF7sXUt
Retweeted by Jessica Alba Fantastic @NJDG WORKINGSimply because we can. https://t.co/5UZWkyyIzcA big part of COVID’s spread in America is y’all unhealthy relationship with alcohol. I been in my house getting ba… https://t.co/YeBXasFGHC
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticHad her red pumps on everybody’s neck - ESPECIALLY Usagi’s. https://t.co/AiYEnvJKXp
11/23
2020
LOL this took me out https://t.co/q0Cxqi59zS
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticWHAT IN BLACK HELL?! https://t.co/6EQ7lpkEdxWe going on lockdown again???I GASPED https://t.co/K15pODKqbm @sexidance It’s devastating and still freshNo but that track sends me on a downward spiral every time. Just who does Banks think she is???Banks - Under The Table https://t.co/lUbpV9QFxe🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃y’all im screaming i just got back from doing covid tests and i didn’t know that you had to have a car and do the t… https://t.co/uBIjfOmzMw
Retweeted by Jessica Alba Fantastic @OrangePaulp https://t.co/AlKIikhAVdNot Kevin being THE DOLL https://t.co/Tfc7wYSbUR @rossleonardy @Remdelarem @yosoymichael The absolute gallI REMEMBER THIS EPISODE DJDJSJSJSJSJSKS GOD I SVU WAS HELL https://t.co/P3B4E3SZa4 @yosoymichael Chile I really forgot it’s been so long https://t.co/nWB3Wi9E0Onot me matching hijabs with queen elizabeth 😭😭 https://t.co/5BHezEo2iL
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticTHIS HO KNEW HER FUCKIN SON WAS SICK IN THE HEAD AND NEEDED HELP AND SHE DIDNT DO SHIT?????Hajsjsksksksosksk how is this legal????? https://t.co/oy9KlSam69 @ThatBKGurl WHAT?!you ate her up boo https://t.co/o9sx38HdTN
Retweeted by Jessica Alba FantasticMess. https://t.co/XxAuo8vAYHNot the least severe and dreary royal child being the fucking pedophile bsjsjsjsksksksksk @socialistjordie OF COURSE HE IS
11/22
2020

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