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Liz Turner @turnlizer Portland, OR

retired coffee person || usually tweeting about dogs, snacks, women’s basketball || perpetually homesick

550 Following   152 Followers   3,090 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/23/09


Fellas is it gay to love your children unconditionally https://t.co/1VEC7Y0dyj
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10/22
2020
@deezz_nutz https://t.co/8pHtLxCABV
10/21
2020
@alealealea You can absolve yourself from any spider guilt by getting the kittens to deal with the spiders, in my experience @KJezerMorton I watch this video at least once a month, legit very into the horse puppet's vocals https://t.co/gQ5dcnPRMK
10/20
2020
@NotJustMeister @dj_swaglessdad @bailbail @Anunumous https://t.co/QG8ZIXMtdZ @frumpenberg SO much. My favorite thing.If you have convinced yourself that trans people (and not say, underfunding, sexual harassment, unequal pay, lack o… https://t.co/RSEbytsF62
Retweeted by Liz TurnerI’ve never looked forward to anything quite as much as I’m looking forward to being constantly furious at Biden https://t.co/cweUvFh9Iz
Retweeted by Liz Turner @annehelen @AugiesUnion @TartineUnion in SF (coffee/bakery workers), gimme! coffee baristas have also unionized, bu… https://t.co/V1zcyiZwXYDanny Devito is wearing the outfit I imagine myself wearing as a “cool lawyer” https://t.co/z0uuAStdXp @bailbail @Radthanael Drop your fave Meg, pretty sure this specific scene made me gay https://t.co/8tCNeKMXx4
10/19
2020
@bailbail I gasped
10/18
2020
this is such a bad take. The NBA had a 50-year head start and literal decades of unprofitability. The league was in… https://t.co/VqEYn3csIw
Retweeted by Liz TurnerPPl: Nobody watches the WNBA Me: But viewership went up PPL: But the pandemic Me: Why would the pandemic increase v… https://t.co/fvU2ZwG0eY
Retweeted by Liz Turnerflats only https://t.co/1afkofqgfE
Retweeted by Liz TurnerHappy birthday to the greatest to ever do it! 🐐🏆🥳 @S10Bird #StrongerThanEver https://t.co/R8uWj58Bmk
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10/17
2020
@dj_swaglessdad Literally me40 Iconic 📸s for 40 Years ✨ Happy birthday to the vet @S10Bird! #WNBABDAY https://t.co/H97MgxEuMK
Retweeted by Liz TurnerThe funny thing about most originalists is that treaties are the “supreme law of the land” according to the constit… https://t.co/ReRzPemFVL
Retweeted by Liz TurnerI really do wish this man wasn't QUITE so old.
10/16
2020
@dj_swaglessdad petition to replace dianne with katie porter & her whiteboardMy grandmother died SIX years ago.This prompted me to look — Harriet Tubman died in 1913, almost a full year AFTER my grandmother was born. The past… https://t.co/vbQ7AVv7AXI'm working on a story for @OPB about the closure of CC Slaughters and, in general, the disappearances of Queer spa… https://t.co/ynNVPmvlOv
Retweeted by Liz Turner @TwitterSports https://t.co/t8LwFSyvMY
10/15
2020
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Retweeted by Liz TurnerNot only is this woman going to overturn roe, she’s going to *write the decision*
Retweeted by Liz Turner @dj_swaglessdad Dandy it’s not too late @dj_swaglessdad Yeah I watched a big chunk earlier, honestly impressed by how diligently she refuses to answer any… https://t.co/t5GcYl4EAX @dj_swaglessdad She is apparently very very smart — one of the professors at my school clerked with her and said sh… https://t.co/gTH8uxgfub
10/14
2020
The production nerd in me wants to know if the Capitol has an in-house print shop that does foamcore mounting or if… https://t.co/W28HdotOVII regret to inform that I have attended enough l*w school that these hearings are enthralling to me.Loving Sen. Whitehouse’s visual aid, bless stunt Congress once again. @frumpenberg I have also had this unfortunate revelation bc of east coast l*w schoolone basic takeaway i’ve had from reading, at this point, a couple thousand pages on the writing and ratification of… https://t.co/vhrDoxnAOd
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10/13
2020
When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guara… https://t.co/U8ZlaT36F1
Retweeted by Liz TurnerTruly astonishing that media & GOP accusing Dems of court packing when Senate GOP stole a Supreme Court seat, confi… https://t.co/5zCB8IaDXg
Retweeted by Liz TurnerLet’s be clear about this: if a Muslim woman was nominated to SCOTUS you would see Republicans lose their mind abou… https://t.co/GXC71WS7BT
Retweeted by Liz Turnerhappy indigenous peoples day! send an indig person u love some $$$! (my venmo and cash app are @/$juicycaturra)
Retweeted by Liz Turner"Blow up our civics" is pretty fucking rich coming from Republicans of the Senate Judiciary committee, Ben Sasse!… https://t.co/dFw6e1BHcV
Retweeted by Liz TurnerOk Mayor Pete is good at being engaging on TV but we have had some time to reflect on the fact that this does not m… https://t.co/C21HA0hfoH
Retweeted by Liz TurnerI was skeptical, but the NBA bubble actually worked. It’s a testament to human ingenuity and resilience how quickly… https://t.co/xmW0fXbD28
Retweeted by Liz Turnerbasketball is the best sport thank you
Retweeted by Liz Turner🙏🙏 from ted’s lips to god’s ears https://t.co/tmwNUEC0ieSee what happens when you don’t put the numbers in the front @WNBA? https://t.co/bktFtSIgBb
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10/12
2020
i'm HERE i'm QUEER please help me
Retweeted by Liz Turnerfuck this guy for pulling this shit when I have a deadline honestly Hi there, I work in ag! I also do canvassing… https://t.co/WvRtWo1kTh
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10/9
2020
Happy Lesbian Visibility Day to this picture of Alice Walker and Tracy Chapman!!! https://t.co/YEfypMup7c
Retweeted by Liz Turner @swanmichaels @helenestabrook !!! Go Sean go! @dj_swaglessdad @bailbail it is for this reason that the damariscotta church basement thrift store is my preferred vacation destinationOne of my str8 white man l*w professors invariably refers to any hypothetical president using she/her pronouns and… https://t.co/Nz8NCNyS5A @zacharycarlsen no pink eyes 2020 @zacharycarlsen why are you putting more pink eyes into my TLMike Pence led the biggest concentrated HIV outbreak in U.S. history while he was governor in Indiana because he op… https://t.co/bAOeoEap0G
Retweeted by Liz Turner @zacharycarlsen Zachary whyGod I WISH they had a radical environmental agendathe way pence is going to hell
Retweeted by Liz TurnerThis man is the darkest kind of evil.
10/8
2020
@hooleil Also pizza. @hooleil Cultural background: Vermont (white) hippies // food: brown rice, braised kale, nutritional yeast, protein… https://t.co/NsLHdTSsbJOctavius Catto was shot and killed in election-day violence in Philadelphia when anti-Reconstruction opponents of b… https://t.co/f6Y7C07g3m
Retweeted by Liz Turner @mellentuck DT to the Sparks, contract includes part ownership option.LOL SAME @jewellloyd #StrongerThanEver #WeRepSe4ttle https://t.co/xP3B8fJZ1w
Retweeted by Liz TurnerThe Seattle Storm are the only all-female ownership group in the WNBA composed of women with names worth saying. #westan
Retweeted by Liz TurnerCongrats 2 RoboStewie https://t.co/SxIsrYyWmf
10/7
2020
@mollypriddy Out of Africa starting Susan Sarandon, which, whew.TDIH, Fannie Lou Hamer was born. One of the least known aspects of her work was the Freedom Farm Cooperative and p… https://t.co/f9ONqv6k6K
Retweeted by Liz Turner @Kris_Hollie Becky I have a student ID and am not afraid of fraud (don’t tell l*w school)
10/6
2020
If ACB is confirmed, we lose the right to marry. It’s only downhill from there. https://t.co/xIiN6yrztrYou know it's bad when they're not using Rhode Island as the unit of measure. https://t.co/tiEBesjI7d
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10/5
2020
*stares in Dia De Los Muertos* https://t.co/giX06FJ6wE
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10/4
2020
@Nicole_Cliffe Lol here she is https://t.co/2jRQHcyEPkhttps://t.co/aKqVoj9lEb
Retweeted by Liz TurnerOn Monday, the entire city of DC had just 14 new cases of COVID. The Trump White House alone is now responsible for… https://t.co/rPiB57UpBv
Retweeted by Liz TurnerI just think it’s nice that Sue and Stewie have each other. https://t.co/zFNhReEEi4sue bird just set the finals record for assists in a game with 12 and there's still 6 minutes to play in the THIRD… https://t.co/4QcwJAuZom
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10/3
2020
Watch the @wnba Finals, please. https://t.co/gwaHP74pyp
Retweeted by Liz Turner @dj_swaglessdad Absolutely not a scary movie but i found this podcast to be very delightful and relevant to your cu… https://t.co/XQ2QFJKedN @meeshal me clicking that affiliate link https://t.co/DeIRUSUSPcMegan Rapinoe, wife guy supreme https://t.co/XSt8neVDE9 @juicycaturra Correct.When people are like “Jeff Bezos is chill and capitalism is good” or whatever, remember that he let 19,000+ low-wag… https://t.co/jZwNNFjQ5S
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Retweeted by Liz TurnerLife comes at u fast https://t.co/lgRNVWu99O#WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert says that there was a 68% increase in regular season average television viewership across all networks.
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10/2
2020
@LukeyBonner 🧐 https://t.co/yjRg7GyCQointelligentsia abruptly closed their austin store and left three wonderful baristas with families and mortgages beh… https://t.co/Cvuwy88pWK
Retweeted by Liz Turner @dj_swaglessdad @becksreeves @sproparty @bailbail @racheljapple @nicolahearts girlgiant42 has entered the chatThis whole thread but especially this. 🙋‍♀️ https://t.co/SR15umEz03Petition for Katie Porter to fact check the next debate. https://t.co/fIaXRwFcXp
10/1
2020
This is horrifying and shameful and if you're feeling smug about how Canada is good and the USA is bad, it's time f… https://t.co/SHkpLDqDaV
Retweeted by Liz TurnerI know “radical” was thrown around a lot last night. Fighting for a new society where Black people and our comrades… https://t.co/F7rGBvYr9G
Retweeted by Liz TurnerBad things happen in Philadelphia like the constitutional convention.
Retweeted by Liz TurnerLet Cardi moderate the next debate https://t.co/SXNEqW0ij1bad things happen in philadelphia like when I had a crush on someone from there and spent an entire day walking aro… https://t.co/vjNHY1L4Ep
Retweeted by Liz Turner @frumpenberg checking in with f*x just to torture myself and the reaction is pretty much the same...?https://t.co/XgpSTnFSIp
Retweeted by Liz TurnerWHAT RIOTSIdea: Let WNBA players collectively serve as our president.
Retweeted by Liz Turner @alealealea Honestly this is giving me enough anxiety as it is 🥵
9/30
2020

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