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tv writer🌸BIG MOUTH🌷HIGH MAINTENANCE🌼MIRACLE WORKERS🌻PRESIDENT SHOW🌺 @threebusydebras on adult swim! @urgentcarepod. fuck hut pod. iranian bitch. 💐

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Hey kings and queens, just a heads up that (for the time being) all episodes of Three Busy Debras are streaming fre… https://t.co/RtAsBHTUlT
5/27
2020
that's right... "sarah" "psycho" "squirm" is writing for s2 of three busy debras... https://t.co/5UjLV9F7wZSome 3BD season 2 cuties hard at work. (Season two-ties?) (Sorry) https://t.co/l3WIBwg2Vw?? Are there ANY good shorts ?? @jasonjross @adultswim @sandyhonig @astonoha @ThreeBusyDebras thank u Jason miss u!!! @nlyonne @adultswim @sandyhonig @astonoha @ThreeBusyDebras ☺️☺️☺️☺️thank you!!☺️Three Busy Debras has been renewed for a second season on @adultswim. ❤️ Very excited and grateful! https://t.co/OXBHEzDWII
5/20
2020
I was so excited to be named a finalist for the @SPACEonRyder residency to work on a project I’m super passionate a… https://t.co/aD29IRUw4rfive out of six episodes of @threebusydebras on @adultswim are now streaming for FREE online!!! 😍🥰🌺👛👑💍💐🌼🌷🌹🌻🌺💥… https://t.co/sTNWhdARRA
5/19
2020
This was such a beautiful tribute to Lynn Shelton by @marcmaron. Give it a listen if you can. "I lit her up, she li… https://t.co/Z92PMT8FhS? This literally sounds cool u cretinous bitch https://t.co/OoyxKt3utS
5/18
2020
Hate to be the bearer of GREAT news but you can currently stream the first FOUR episodes of Three Busy Debras for f… https://t.co/lJvtpGwwSMGot mad at my boyfriend for not wanting to do a puzzle with me and then proceeded to immediately forget about the p… https://t.co/IPRU1GfBJyI met Fred Willard backstage at a TV show. He said to me, "Dan let me teach you something I learned in showbiz. I'm… https://t.co/M928Phm1aN
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5/17
2020
What's amazing about Lynn Shelton is she had no formal training and didn't make her first film until her mid-30's.… https://t.co/ctkcFgOf9T
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5/16
2020
The FIRST thing I’m doing when I get out of quarantine is getting NEW HEADSHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you, I LOVE the entertainment industry.this bitch is filled to the BRIM with cum https://t.co/qezZIhZmSKIn this time of anxiety and suffering, I see people triumphing against all odds, refusing to give up, and courageou… https://t.co/3a6lxTOojX
5/15
2020
I’m making the most of my quarantine experience. I’m getting uglier! I’m getting dumber! I’m getting sadder! I’m lo… https://t.co/ImwlIHXkuKHi. I’m John Seinfeld, from SeinfeldWas getting so pissed off and confused because I kept typing “John Seinfeld” and nothing was coming up. Then I remembered his name is Jerry @ihatejoelkim @ThisIsMJWrobel @UrgentCarePod Yes!!! Truly very sorry. We fucked up and will do better! Thanks for l… https://t.co/ENes9QyWyQHad the time of my life putting together hygiene kits for our unhoused neighbors in Los Angeles. Please donate to… https://t.co/jT4tjD77Lw @catcallxo @ihatejoelkim ❤️The podcast that's getting me thru quar is Urgent Care with @tweetrajouhari and @ihatejoelkim - it is actually so DELIGHTFUL. I love u guys!
Retweeted by Mitra Jouhari @mediocre_swich Here it is! https://t.co/6q4hpQTqdjOh look, the food I spent 2 hours making is ready! Time to black out, deep throat it, and be done eating in four seconds!my mom just asked me where they found ‘that old lady’ w/o any context .... she was referring 2 lucy... the fossiliz… https://t.co/8LvoFsEqkT
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5/14
2020
Shoutout to my bf who is a comedian and a musician AND much nicer than meAs someone who has exclusively only ever dated comedians and musicians I just want to say: help mevery excited for S3 of search party. not sure of this is enticing or a threat but you might just see me in a couple… https://t.co/Pe1MR4lhLqShout out to my remaining brain cells can’t wait to see which one of those little sluts makes it out of quarantine alive!
5/13
2020
I wasn’t sure what my next door neighbor did for work before quarantine but now I know that his full-time job is: u… https://t.co/UK7PirzBV6My takeaway from Mother’s Day is that every woman who has ever lived is very hotI went with Potomac. I am almost done with S2 and am loving every moment. Thank you to one and all for your feedback and service.The show is called Dustin & Lily Hit The BigtimeIf ethnic friend does not have cool accent, she cannot be hotter than Girl. Guy is allowed to have one million frie… https://t.co/dPzzW2UuvVTv show pitch. Weird Guy has trouble dating. Meets girl. They, against no odds, end up 2gether. Girl is a lil stran… https://t.co/e8U21pIYHU
5/12
2020
I don’t really have any skills that translate to compelling Instagram live content so maybe I’ll just FUCKING GIVE UP!!!!!!!Not afraid to say I’m a proud #jerkiehottie. Where are my fellow #jerkiehotties? https://t.co/o44NgVY5ll
5/9
2020
check out this deeply lovely track "debrance in f minor", by our immensely talented composer for three busy debras,… https://t.co/EYz83znzU3YES if u are at OSU & love comedy (after quar is over) u should join @BuckeyeStandup /put on ur own shows & ALSO tr… https://t.co/3IsOY1RqaA
5/8
2020
"Sleepover!", episode 3 of Three Busy Debras is now FREE to STREAM on Adult Swim 🍋🍋🍋https://t.co/3t4rflbXQ5🍋🍋🍋 So,… https://t.co/YizX7qHbGR
Retweeted by Mitra Jouhari @WhiteMcWhiteey Omg! That is so cool and exciting to hear. Good luck!!!!!! @WhiteMcWhiteey Also shit piss ass poop burger pee goo goo ga ga @WhiteMcWhiteey My final little thought would be to Keep going until u feel like u aren’t growing anymore and then… https://t.co/HVs3lzPEGD @WhiteMcWhiteey Yes!! It’s diff for everyone. I can only speak from my own experience but A) I think it’s great tha… https://t.co/b1Ful7qK6O @WhiteMcWhiteey In all seriousness I don’t feel comfortable telling people what to do either way. I went to school… https://t.co/kTIHcNAxKi @WhiteMcWhiteey It’s def a risk. My own experience is that I only felt comfortable dropping out once I had done sev… https://t.co/jThjI4PMwI @WhiteMcWhiteey How much time do u have left in school/where do U want to move/are u committed to feeling like absolute shit for years
5/7
2020
Tonight’s episode of What We Do In The Shadows was written by Shana Gohd!!!!! Are you fucking ready??!!?! I know I… https://t.co/EvhJP0CPid
5/6
2020
Time for my 4:31pm egg!Ok what about a restaurant called Tooters. Same menu as Hooters, same skimpy outfits, but the servers HAVE to fart as much as they can
Retweeted by Mitra Jouhari @curtneill @WhitmerThomasQuarantine has given me an opportunity to explore my one true passion: eating hard boiled eggs
5/5
2020
Our editors for S1 of Three Busy Debras were Jonathan Kramer (@iamnotasmartboy) & Brendan Walsh. They, along with M… https://t.co/PtC83ONJmV👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼… https://t.co/qElTjm5UHE
Retweeted by Mitra JouhariThanks to everybody who watched Three Busy Debras and for all the kind words. The mean words are also appreciated b… https://t.co/FUvWNJOSJaTonight is the SEASON FINALE of Three Busy Debras on Adult Swim Watch it and love it! https://t.co/zAxDRCVyPh
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5/4
2020
@jenstatsky omg nooooooo worries it's my fault for not planning ahead! usually I have it too ha ha... *rubs stomach for effect*My set for comedy central is out today!! ❤️❤️❤️Watch the full thing here: https://t.co/TTu7fbzmI3 https://t.co/pqBWq2eSmV
Retweeted by Mitra JouhariThree Busy Debras marathon this Fri!!! Watch all episodes in one sitting as god intended! https://t.co/yuJFGNwYN5I just want everyone to know I have bad cramps at the moment. If I was with friends I would be making a big deal of… https://t.co/EWuIsEaFoqShe really can have it all. Catch #ThreeBusyDebras season finale tonight at midnight. https://t.co/hSt6SOML6N
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5/3
2020
I don't watch many algorithm-recommended standup clips, but when I do, @tweetrajouhari destroys me with "New York P… https://t.co/loiDIrsFsF
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5/2
2020
Entered quarantine thinking I'd create something beautiful during this time. Currently just have a flatter ass, car… https://t.co/88yNf9ju53 @sandyhonig @Filly_FoxTM I’m DebraRe-upping this thread - new check to donate, will donate to organizations you send me! Thank you again to everyone… https://t.co/cuYzSN3BrV
5/1
2020
the ultimate Debra has spoken. listen to @DebraMessing and watch our season finale THIS SUNDAY at midnight on… https://t.co/4LJsQuD0lB
Retweeted by Mitra JouhariI got to talk to @marcmaron on @WTFpod about my entire life. It was a real good time. He didn’t ask me who my guys… https://t.co/TvtLe2AaLb
Retweeted by Mitra JouhariThis Sunday night is our finale episode of Three Busy Debras, called "Debspringa". I hope you will tune in, we have… https://t.co/ulhmVVwOk0Ice water neat please. The finale of #ThreeBusyDebras airs Sunday at midnight on #adultswim https://t.co/VuLFx0nZyV
Retweeted by Mitra JouhariA very sweet boy who is a big fan of my scripted podcast “fuck hut school for teens” made this art and gave it to m… https://t.co/060B3p4Br5
4/30
2020
POV u join the zoom and your “friends” (twisted) are COSPLAYING RACHEL https://t.co/6KPjj0ZMJv
Retweeted by Mitra JouhariRACHEL HIVE ASSEMBLE!!’ #rachelheadsIf I get to 7 billion followers by 7am tomorrow I will eat one piece of fruit! @yoyogeraldinev Still wearing my ponytail and turtleneck!!! #stanWHERE ARE MY RACHEL-HEADS AT!!! JOURNALISM QUEEN!!!!!! #BadEducation https://t.co/US6EODM4C7
4/29
2020
Three Busy Debras season finale is this Sunday at midnight! https://t.co/MkFDuxeQ7NPart two https://t.co/szeLAcAT79
4/28
2020
Open photo for surpriseDid you enjoy Three Busy Debras last nite? @adultswim https://t.co/U13jEVkXOgIt's a special time of year. The season finale of #ThreeBusyDebras airs Sunday at midnight on #adultswim https://t.co/04VAIbxhrP
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4/27
2020
Congratulations to whoever invented seafoam green.The state of affairs at the moment https://t.co/KvenLfumnR @paulscheer I love BH!!! I am totally caught up. Camille is everything to me. I am just thirsty for more housewives… https://t.co/9MuUpK5JlcAlso consulting with some trusted friends, but... if I were to start a new housewives/housewives adjacent franchise… https://t.co/xMJhjkptsG
4/26
2020
@kumailn I’m gonna watch that this weekend!!!!! I was so happy the whole time.If I get to 200 million followers by 5pm today I will eat a vegetableI just watched galaxy quest for the first time. It is my favorite thing I have ever seen and if it ever gets remade… https://t.co/chjSRDFKZo
4/24
2020
Have you watched Barbra (episode 4 of Three Busy Debras) yet? If not, please enjoy the song of the summer, “Stinky… https://t.co/1gg0nAaWf4 @hayesdavenport https://t.co/pZ52abYzcBWonder if I smoked enuf weed tonite https://t.co/ZjP4FrbmveQuarantine month 2: said “good girl” out loud to my phone when she (!!) connected to my Bluetooth headphones.Time to jerk off to the waitress the musical soundtrack !
4/23
2020
Using the quarantine as an opportunity to hone my craft. Hope you all do the same. https://t.co/WizbfOv4rV
4/22
2020
Now's the time to invest in new assets. Catch @ThreeBusyDebras this Sunday at midnight on #adultswim @sandyhonighttps://t.co/1Kq2zqLDWI
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4/21
2020

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