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Dan Abel @twicezer0 London, England

A sparkling coder with some grey hair. I work for Tes. https://t.co/nzPGEx3KGm

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Joined Twitter 5/17/13


@davefarley77 Bring a developer @eatsruns @Ocado I have so much to give!
9/23
2020
99.9% survive flu, so COVID is 5-10x more deadly, and 3-4x more infectious. We have the highest excess death for… https://t.co/KXYshFCdMW
Retweeted by Dan AbelWe are super excited about our 8th annual #Agile Tour London returning next month from 21st to 23rd October. It wil… https://t.co/IbRxZYuzqf
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9/22
2020
Sad to say that it’s been over a week and @CamdenBrewery has not resolved the issue. They send 2 Mail asking for d… https://t.co/4NdCXkkv2XA brexit story in three parts https://t.co/ckNw3ynlj4
Retweeted by Dan Abel150'000 people in Sweden now have had chronic covid-19 symptoms for more than 8 weeks (source: novus). That is appr… https://t.co/KJXGZAmV16
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9/21
2020
I once disabled our product for the entire country of Norway for a day because `NO` in YAML evaluates to `false` 😔 https://t.co/EYHlkowqN1
Retweeted by Dan AbelBoris sold a £3.75m home in September last year and pocketed £700k profit. He still owns one property with his ex-w… https://t.co/ufXvLHMTWI
Retweeted by Dan Abel @richjohnston @alexdecampi An unreliable narrator? What a cliché @richjohnston @alexdecampi We have Previews for that now.So now we're seeing the first finger-pointing at students' behaviour (complete with the inevitable photos), I'd jus… https://t.co/ODJq6xF5l2
Retweeted by Dan AbelIs it because we all drove to Barnard Castle that time? https://t.co/xa2yH42GQW
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Retweeted by Dan AbelNowhere is this more visible than in the restaurant industry, where a bewildering array of deceptive (and even frau… https://t.co/Q5TeWs2hpy
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9/20
2020
@bleedingcool Yay for all of thisBrexit. What’s going on and what’s going to happen? A thread. /1
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9/19
2020
@mikegeyser True, my friend. Hope things are ok.
9/18
2020
What? NO NO NO! https://t.co/ZNLlopb7CECan i please go one day of my life without hearing about harry fucking potter? the generation that grew up with tho… https://t.co/TfBcpM6SX7
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9/17
2020
"The next time a man drives from London to Durham with COVID symptoms it will probably be for a test" - Angela Rayn… https://t.co/3of7OzuSTi
Retweeted by Dan Abel @CamdenBrewery I really would appreciate contact. You are losing a customer here. https://t.co/aaXq9gm7GV
9/16
2020
@SuziEdwards Its a fella called Charlie Bigham if the marketing is to be believed. @BearlyScaredYRQ wants to call h… https://t.co/lBJlH2yLsV @SuziEdwards PS did you misspell it on purpose so you weren't bigging him up? @SuziEdwards Could totally stan their beef bourguignon & dauphinoise potatoes if only the supermarket could delive… https://t.co/W1V9tJL9qxThe more you make your software configurable to avoid programming the more you make your configuration mechanism look like programimng
Retweeted by Dan AbelDo you get this info back from the delivery company?Perhaps a bottle got lost or drunk in transit? https://t.co/pXM4LTle3oHi @CamdenBrewery Most of the other half of my missing order turned up today. But I have folded cardboard in the… https://t.co/OIjPRWh4cWWould Priti Patel snitch on her neighbours if they broke international law?
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9/15
2020
Hi @CamdenBrewery - Only had half of my order delivered on Friday (courier tracking said some was damaged?). Drop… https://t.co/aHHHIjm0Qy
9/14
2020
@johncutlefish Individuals do get something like objectives and some will relate to the planned work.the local council in my part of brussels will install a mosaic on the path outside your house for FREE, and I reali… https://t.co/TeyXMu9xcN
Retweeted by Dan AbelGrieve, Clarke, Soames - over 30 Tory MPs were expelled from the party for pointing out the consequences of Boris’s… https://t.co/sKUQCjK7BG
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9/13
2020
Today's book snippet leak. You're probably already used to things not being perfect in your day-to-day life. Humans… https://t.co/7uJinT6ljT
Retweeted by Dan AbelThis is a work of genuine genius https://t.co/6b7lgoBSh4
Retweeted by Dan AbelEpisode 4: Public Houses. Join us on a virtual pub crawl through the old Thames haunts of Shadwell and Wapping. Hea… https://t.co/SpwcX7l1mJ
Retweeted by Dan AbelJohnson’s messaging. Stay in. Go out. Bustle and hustle. Keep apart. Shake hands. Don’t shake hands. Don’t wear mas… https://t.co/xM9w0NcHxX
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9/12
2020
Rebecca Front silently blocking Laurence Fox is not cancel culture. Laurence Fox publicly sharing private messages… https://t.co/SycrLsyPIU
Retweeted by Dan AbelToday we will be stanning iconic BAFTA winner Rebecca Front https://t.co/YNbJYuXDhw
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9/10
2020
@pennypitstop62 @flossrev @Ruralmaestro @JustinWelby I hope the stone has been sanitised.Realised that "state of Agile" takes are using the "Agile as the community" definition for "Agile" https://t.co/ErOM6683kF
Retweeted by Dan Abel @chyn_km @quii ironically, also https://t.co/jr5jAQqp69 @quii I want more senior people to speak to the problem they want to be solved, rather than the action they want to be taken.I'll give you one example of how devastating #NoDeal will be. AstraZeneca is a British-Swedish pharmaceutical giant… https://t.co/mj64L0wQnK
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9/9
2020
We finally have an opportunity, forced upon us as a nation by COVID, to correct that path by a shift to more disper… https://t.co/2ONGTWms3b
Retweeted by Dan Abel52% of us voted for £350m a week for the NHS, to save payments to the EU, and the easiest deal in history. The £35… https://t.co/fnhKK9J61S
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9/7
2020
"I'm not allowed to say anything anymore," says man quoted in national magazine, who will vote for Trump because, i… https://t.co/crO2Md2TGm
Retweeted by Dan AbelCorona deaths in France: - week to 3rd September: 130 - week to 16th March (date of lockdown): 123 But I think bot… https://t.co/9ZbIO0ybwD
Retweeted by Dan AbelRead this. Check your sources. I got swept up in believing this too. From Stewart Lee: #ToriesLie https://t.co/byxMuNcBpW
Retweeted by Dan AbelTruth. https://t.co/dbAEFT9JWa
Retweeted by Dan Abel @SoozUK https://t.co/QTuG2F0dteX : One of our customers wants a new feature in our product. Me : Sounds good. Add it to the backlog. X : No other… https://t.co/byhVNRsvkL
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9/6
2020
If you’re part of the “COVID-19 doesn’t kill that many people” crew, keep in mind there’s mounting evidence of long… https://t.co/dwyFod8RmA
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9/5
2020
I've been working on a side-project illustrating different SEO concepts. I tend to use them in blog posts + as exp… https://t.co/KdMFXTAaBg
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9/4
2020
I thought that tube ad was spot on, personally. https://t.co/ko0B2L8YTe
Retweeted by Dan Abel @matwall Makes a lovely pasta sauce, Dunnit?You know that thing where people berate liberal celebrities by saying "if you like immigrants so much why don't you… https://t.co/Jh78T7dEmQ
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9/3
2020
Just to contrast with everyone saying "lOnDoN iS eMpTy". No it isn't. 19.31 Jubilee Line from Westminster to Stratf… https://t.co/HfO5HN9zgG
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9/2
2020
If I needs to be said: “managers have an obligation not to seem like they’re creeping on the women they manage.” https://t.co/222hY4f6RE
9/1
2020
Hiring managers and job seekers, almost every piece of follow up info on that "short stints considered harmful," th… https://t.co/H0X3q3iwI1
Retweeted by Dan Abel“Official figures show that on Monday last week, trains carried only 28 per cent of their normal passenger loads”… https://t.co/NQjnxSZ6e9Guy’s security camera catches kid tearing it up on his driveway almost every day, so he decides to do something abo… https://t.co/Jxw2a6Tpuf
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8/31
2020
I want you to get paid to deepen your technical skills while working on open source. These internships are a grea… https://t.co/45LIqgHGvd
Retweeted by Dan AbelBritain: worse port infrastructure than Somalia, cargo management software running on an OS that hit end-of-life 15… https://t.co/rbV4JLqTi4
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8/30
2020
I love how the UK economy is robust enough for the country to thumb its nose at its biggest trading partner, but is… https://t.co/pQXdlz6Fzs
Retweeted by Dan Abel @ClintSmithIII @MattDoyle76 My favorite cover of a comic book ever https://t.co/8ycFOP48nP
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8/29
2020
can’t get enough of this tbh https://t.co/kp4hNRoUB4 https://t.co/JlRS5DZpqh
Retweeted by Dan AbelAround an hour away (or less) from the Silicon Valley, there are many communities with limited to no broadband acce… https://t.co/sUe3CpsW3R
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8/28
2020
@chrisweston @sharonodea We’re full! Also Our city’s are empty!
8/27
2020
@khreilly @chris_herd So I actually have a book on remote work for women being published this fall! @RemoteWorkErahttps://t.co/78Lc5JuEfM
Retweeted by Dan Abel @dealy14 @cornett @chris_herd It can be easy to dunk on things like this. But a dude who only gets to hang out with… https://t.co/JXFMEpYiud
Retweeted by Dan Abel @SandyAdam @squabmartin 'We're all working from home too much!'
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8/26
2020
"Ben Linders, with all his experience, comes up with a great book on how to address these issues and gives practica… https://t.co/GsG2xdNWyc
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8/23
2020
The Daily Express has gone from 'No-Deal Brexit will make your life better', to 'No-Deal Brexit would be fine', to… https://t.co/gGJhvocPl4
Retweeted by Dan Abel @MyzLilith @cstross You know people will vote for the face eating party, right? @chris_herd None of the above. It should not be treated as an office job from home.The UK negotiates with the EU as if the EU is stripping stuff away from what we had as EU members. In reality, the… https://t.co/VSic10t6ko
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8/22
2020
@rgwarner @DavidGHFrost Oven ready I hear.Man who caught Coronavirus in his office says there's little chance of catching Coronavirus in your office https://t.co/eeqPvptBsG
Retweeted by Dan AbelImagine a country where a politician’s think tank calls for abolition of a major public health body, it gets broken… https://t.co/h6mcPE4Nui
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8/21
2020
Uh-oh. https://t.co/xo7Tn6KXnv
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8/20
2020
“individuals, regardless of whether they are on the individual contributor track or the management track...should b… https://t.co/5GdO56TN1G"What’s to stop us from developing a more outré body language for remote working?" I would love to see this idea e… https://t.co/NcNUZSdRJn
Retweeted by Dan AbelQ: How to make devs care about security? "Devs want to know abt security, orgs told them it's not their problem. D… https://t.co/LeSKPYrdtK
Retweeted by Dan Abel @KevCJones @allenholub Which is a funny question as the best services are those that run (deliver) so often than no one needs a timetable.Three upcoming speakers @ministryoftest cork: @a_bangser, @dar_dar and Simon Aronsson. Three awesome topics Measuri… https://t.co/fQioBIwbS4
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8/19
2020
@ewebber For anyone reading out there who wants to go shopping for their team. Etsy made it very easy for me to f… https://t.co/kIDkb7sByu @ewebber Last month I sent my team posh Tea blends to thank them for a great thoughtful chunk of work they did. I'… https://t.co/eXoun0JCyhEssentially, several years ago someone got a U at her school for maths. She was ranked bottom of her class for mat… https://t.co/35uPIHXfH7
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8/17
2020
@Coty @rondoftw Only if you have two separate ‘1’sDominic Raab has been downgraded to Dominic Rbbc
Retweeted by Dan AbelCoding tip: to convert code from C to C#, simply put the capo on the first fret on your keyboard and type as normal.
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8/15
2020
@alexdecampi Although "Combat medic" is a disappointment - I'm pleased she gets a full "Metal" rating. \m/ \m/ @alexdecampi https://t.co/412LmNgiTI @paradisecircus Lovely list, though I was sorta hoping 101 was gonna be https://t.co/zXPg7ccgZg
8/14
2020
@kittylyst but... sword fighting?Sad to say that my time at Compare the Market has come to an end after 5 and a half years. I'm incredibly proud of… https://t.co/JEE2Z7oUsk
Retweeted by Dan Abel @GoatSarah I think it should totally be supported. please read fully and fund.So Dominic Cummings is the best dad in the world for taking his kids up to Durham in the middle of a pandemic but a… https://t.co/YJ4wunXvVV
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8/12
2020

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