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@AlannaBennett okay, but they were funny Tweets?
@SPRlNGTAY As long as Mercury credited @jalaiah @lilcitrine Twitter @laussicaxx perhaps you are reaching too far into the galaxy @_payneen That's not what Mercury said @luui_00 Ok Brian @pisceanoracle take this as a sign @itsJustFayaz spoken like a true Capricorn @ManaliSharma12 True. We shouldn't be going after the little guy @vhic3adibe So you're saying the earth used to be a frozen pizza and now it's heated and ready to eat? @itsJustFayaz Who do you think sent this Tweet? (Mercury) @Ewura_Ad Didn't mean to treat you like this at the beginning of Pisces season @diagas Ok! It's you, Ethan @anothastan Us when someone throws a water bottle in the green recycling bin @FARRiLYNMONROE Well... you do Tweet about it every day @asmr_paula Consider it a thought starter for the day @antonelitagal yeah sure whatever makes you feel better @ThorCL14 Something fishy going on in that trident @jukatarry Don't stop him now @naj_jim Vitamin D is making your day better, promise @ailawho The only thing Saturn is gonna do is put a ring on it @justbanaany But life still goes on @usbakon Don't judge a planet by its cover @StuteeMishra revenge for getting kicked out of the solar system @Anmolgogia Does this look red to you @connorbroooks Why can't we just blame it on Pluto @Camcam1717 Sorry, you've reached the Mercury defense squadIt's not Mercury, it's you
@LiamMemer69 pics or it didn't happenNow you can add a Tweet to one you already Tweeted, faster! @Chunky_Kong_Ape best cover we've seen @yungbae we support this @iam_lordvintage just make sure your @ isn't cropped @Rondaline68 better late than never @wolfiecindy is there even a better talent @iamnotbenjikrol toot it and Tweet it @BBTheorist at least your thoughts are tangible here @Henry_3000 no more sonnets, we're freestylin @juIissaxo xo mutuals come through @leeminhosslut still typing @shashaatt MYOT the most important acronym
@DarthZiel we're on the same page then @Pranjultweet are you breaking up with us? @yoondeinert We were hoping so that it could turn into a big chat @Vasiliki_Vsl Thanks for making the first move @mimamicheal We're a perfect match @neighbours_wifi is there someone else? @FabDeminizer We did! Did you give us the wrong number... @Badicalz oh we actually meant to say "we like you" @VishalSatra1 In that case, ignore this Tweet @theTHAKURAIN_ Giving you the confidence you need @Maryftaddoh he told us to Tweet this @TheEARTH123 to the moon and back @mindspacemafia 👍 You've got us for next year too @prof_pius still waiting for someone to DM us the plan @misconstruedude us too, before we send them @zynapsed You pick the place @Orafaded Rejection? Today of all days? @Tonerozic But you love it @MehvishSyed10 Low blow on V-Day @CodeSwiftUI And if we meant as more? @exceptioniall love you so much that we're speechless @Xura_rit Didn't know we were at that level yet @3Keeyys THOSE SCREENSHOTS WEREN'T REAL @tobesolonelyyy_ This is a conversation, here's a 💙 Sent you conversational hearts @my_name_jeff69_ intros complete, let's get dinner @PescaraCalcio we're always in the cards @henrytwittts Real and true @DanielSambar How can we show you? @jared_brecher If you'll have uswe LIKE like you
@azureenicole going ✈️ @AlexisRenG writer's block on Twitter hits different
@annabel_meschke thank you @toolzbabe Twitter @vantaepedia who needs a study break alarm when you have BTS on push @iadoreyovibes It can't have been that important @J1muni what's Twitter? @misschrizza Reminder you have exams @HozierNation This is your Groundhog Day @YGALYSSA_ What if the tenth time's the charm @itskeyon humbling
@RazanDahmash It’s a medical mystery @Rushiss123 "friends" @prettyxkitten Tell 'em @maamoun_yousef time to meet your mutuals @JoyAndESStacy IF THEY DON'T GET TWITTER THEY DON'T GET YOU @Billie_oh decade of understanding @carkgirl Aquarius? @amymendezz they didn't teach us this in school @Havish_AF it's the circle of life @PopTartsUS is this the wild berry flavor? @Shnson_ You saved yourself a failed relationship @BuddyWeekends hard to understand someone with a filter @bcktdcmbr that's the tea @mrs_winch 🤝 @bluemeth123 always a mention away @jared_brecher quite literally @jehyunist wouldn't happen @unkonfined that Tweet has sailed