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@JarettSays two things can be true @CopyPasteDump we save those for "I've never heard of Twitter" @Shaxreym Twitter is laugh @laswagna love u dylan @ImMrsOikawa mint chocolate chipβ€œI’m not on Twitter” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
10/12
2021
@hyptxt one of the worst tbh @bhandarikiran16 timeline backwards is tenet @wjsnver no matter how you say it we can agree it's in retrograde @artfuIchaos are you retinol @ClaussenPickles if the pickles are in there then that's a good thing @imOKcozImJK went from having one to not having one. retrograde @brenduhalvarado it was mercury not us @ContentKonosuba LOLLLLLLLL @hedasripa honestly you're right sorrythe timeline is in retrograde
10/8
2021
We don’t beg for followers on twitter. You get em when you get em 😭😭😭😭
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10/5
2021
@Adele ahdfljhadsjdlash ADELE?!?! @McDonalds can u just DM them? @netflix https://t.co/Rh7uauOcyT @oscarmayer can we have the keys to the hot dog car @netflix https://t.co/W0XPnj2qLP @McDonalds 59.6 million nuggets for my friends @Ziad_EJ real ones were already here @ImLiteralLarry1 quite literallyhello literally everyone
10/4
2021
@CaptainMyza yeah would have preferred to walk @Doodleissolivag apparently it's *jimintober @PickleJuiceLive always @trobediscn is water wet @ajrxcomehangout happy bday bff @justus_muriithi where @Mupf05YT big bird @04baekseung just an observationapparently it's october
10/1
2021
@baileykazii did it for the bit @loutallinson we should tell people that too @3LAU https://t.co/abJ2YLb4Fcoh you also love money? here’s how to send and receive Tips https://t.co/tCnzgrJEGEtested the Tips feature, turns out people love money rolling out on iOS with Android coming soon https://t.co/pkmLHzg6fu
9/23
2021
@enzostrange_ we just met @brenduhalvarado thanks bestie @_TheBozz_ no one proposed @REPSLIV it's still in the vault @FloatingGravs mind changed? @TaeHizi how'd you know @Chloepatrick12 a Tweet @KdbEnthusiasm ratio @itsme_iliana a little loud...well, well, well
9/21
2021
@ThingsIveDrawn captured exactly what we see when we look in the mirror
9/20
2021
@imOKcozImJK don't be shocked if we scream about BTS in your DMs @NhatHoangRBLX on our way to wrestling Twitter @djarinculture first is the worst second is the best third is the one with the treasure chest @bre_naa following you because you're extraordinary @ImLiteralLarry1 you're also Larry @arikeokinn excited to be follower 543 @hedasripa you could've just told us you'd put more carol danvers on our timeline @jakehue_ NEED this on our timeline @louanben where would we be without kissing-heart + in-tears @brenduhalvarado AND you rhymed. definitely makes senseok but why should we follow you
9/15
2021
@ashhhhhhole so how did it go @iBYGLOSS make the periods a bigger font than the rest of the essay if you're worried about page count @lunrwave SOHCAHTOA @SilviaCorreia05 need to learn from you @GretaAilie definitely reading our old Tweets @kapp_cap we can help if it's easy math @majodk10 oops @grzmot69 then you're in the right place @auroravua1 sorry for being rude @its_menieb learn something funhello to everyone reading this while you should be doing something else
9/13
2021
@419OO that's aries sun, virgo rising to you @96138 they're perfect AND self-aware @Karasmyoui so you're calling an aries sus now? @ftblabbas yeah it was in our horoscope this week @Jinieseokim yup and we're not afraid to say it @shfaffler sorry but it's virgo season rn @LynxyFynxy you must identify with your risingvirgos don’t need an edit button @adviceburner https://t.co/hoYD09Impn
9/9
2021
@FatihAkTurko can't think about that yet @KirtReyes the kind that Tweets @elleseh can we hoot for october instead @_shawkay the only way to put it tbh @lilyoongi_07 bestie, i'm afraid to tell you this... @polaqwym let's skip to thenwe were rooting for you, september
9/2
2021
@mollyhannahm tell your professor Twitter replied
8/25
2021
@playboixcarson give them a week, their taste has to develop
8/12
2021
okay confirmed it didwait did our font change? @kirstenktitus 60 likes IS viral https://t.co/dsrDMhNdsg
8/11
2021
@heyimbenton oops sorry it got lost in the mail check now! @REPSLIV elite reply, check DMs @TheOchohco yes you can has cup in DMs! @cindyqiu8 taking that energy to your DMs @Meeliboo brilliance headed to your DMs @afiqahizzlin 100% check your DMs
8/3
2021

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