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TwoBusy @TwoBusy Boston. ish.

Like human sunshine — only warmer, and with slightly more lobsters.

887 Following   1,463 Followers   22,756 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/14/08


@thejuliemarsh So did I.
11/27
2019
@thejuliemarsh @bugfrog @dwescott1 @Penguin @unicorn @BackpackingDad @Dadcation @OfficialJimLin @dadonymoushttps://t.co/EbxZjLUQTe
11/26
2018
@ai6yrham Thank you so much for the updates — as someone watching this all nervously from Kapalua, these have been tremendously helpful.
8/24
2017
@mrlady #BaldHorsemanoftheApocalypse
12/23
2017
@MLynchChi Minor point from your "States ranked by beer" article: #34/WY - Grand Teton Brewing is in Victor, ID...… https://t.co/hUp3IMSIDG
12/5
2017
@plathitude You're right. They look delicious. Thanks!
10/1
2017
@plathitude @cheriethemainer You can't prove that. @cheriethemainer Proceed directly to Garfield Minus Garfield. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
8/11
2016
@EllCeeGee I've always wanted my own Eiffel Tower.
12/6
2016
@plathitude #LivingTheDream
4/2
2015
@charliecapen Or, for something quite different, the crushingly beautiful Lantlos... https://t.co/u5JJEXRWZt @charliecapen You familiar with @immanuelband? "In Passage" is looooooovely. https://t.co/7mYKd4k6DQ
8/14
2015
@ClumberKim good boy. Gooooooood boy.
7/29
2015
@ClumberKim My minions are everywhere. Often in khakis.
7/11
2015
@sarcasmically @plathitude That's far less terrifying that I expected.
6/1
2015
@ClumberKim @draftdaysuit BOO-YA
5/10
2015
Superbowls, World Series', Stanley Cups, and snowfall records. We are truly a title city. There will be no parade. #titletown #bosnow
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3/17
2015
@phenom1984 What's a Twitter?
1/27
2014
@earnestgirl @redneckmommy It's been an elegantly clusterfucky 12-month stretch for the blue lobster clan. #HoorayForUsEmergency rooms are really colorful after 11pm.
9/12
2014
@ItsSuebob @AntheaButler We never go out of style.
8/26
2014
@alimartell Congra.... wait.
8/5
2014
Deeply bummed that @watchcitybrew in Waltham has abruptly gone belly-up. #PoursOneOut #WhichIsIronic http://t.co/1Zaktjtu2Q
7/29
2014
A tornado? In Revere? What the hell?
7/28
2014
@JettSuperior OUTSTANDING.
7/16
2014
The best part of working all weekend is coming into the office on Monday feeling so delightfully refreshed. @blurb So damned cool.
7/14
2014
@cheriebeyond Dead whale connections are worth their weight in gold and/or dead whale. #ExceptForGold @cheriebeyond Even as we speak, entire pods are lining up for a die-beach-and-bloatfest. #SmellsLikeSummer @cheriebeyond Heading up to your neck of the woods next week. Any dead whales awaiting us? That's still my kids' most vivid MDI memory...
6/16
2014
@ClumberKim FREE MY CLAWED BRETHREN
6/10
2014
@earnestgirl Damn, that's good packaging.
5/29
2014
Had an Interlude from @AllagashBrewing for lunch and am now smitten beyond all words.
5/24
2014
@palinode Which may help to explain his great success in romance. @Bostonianadrift "Hey, Will!" "Hey, Stephen... what are you doing here?" #AwkwardSilenceWow. Hello again, Stephen Drew. #TriesNotToMakeEyeContactWithWillMiddlebrooks
5/20
2014
Finished at the gym. And now on to spending the rest of my day undermining everything I just accomplished. #AndThusWeAchieveBalance @Greeblehaus Killed. #PastTenseArghhhhhhhh. Enough with the constant stream of links, people. We’re killing Twitter.
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5/10
2014
@therockfather Greg Luzinski!
5/8
2014
@adjustafresh I feel like I've bathed in a crystalline mountain stream. Filled with enormous crawly insects. @adjustafresh It really made the entire trip to Florida worthwhile. @plathitude I do not have the language for how grossed out I am.If I could go the rest of my life without ever again reaching into a bag for deodorant and coming out with a palmetto bug, that'd be great.
4/28
2014
Doing as one does in Key West. http://t.co/4sM1tGaANK
4/22
2014
@TwoBusy Yay! #GoSox
Retweeted by TwoBusy @TwoBusy Do you like this uniform better?  http://t.co/a1GuJ1zK6W
Retweeted by TwoBusy @JetBlue #WildApplauseWatching a nearby @JetBlue plane with the NY Jets logo pull away from the gate. Is it acceptable to boo a plane? Because it's happening.Losing my @JetBlue virginity today.This is gonna be a looooong day.
4/21
2014
@CTMom That is MADDENING.
4/18
2014
@whithonea @HowToBeADad Hooray for fun. #MayOrMayNotIncludeActualFun @SuzyQuzey Well played. #CircularFlummoxLogicIsCircular @SuzyQuzey God, what a great word. I'm gonna start dropping that into work conversations asap.I'm vexed. I'm terribly vexed.Surprised by how much I hate the @BostonDotCom redesign. It's been my home page forever, but in <2 days they've effectively driven me away.
4/16
2014
Holy jarring redesign, @BostonDotCom
4/15
2014
@meganjane11 Thank god it'll be back in the 40s and pouring rain tomorrow.
4/14
2014
Just spent 3 hours putting together the goddamn trampoline. Pretty sure I deserve a medal for this.Angry lady yelling angry f-bombs at the dump is angry. @suebob It's the greatest Yankees story ever told.
4/12
2014
So very happy I'll be able to commemorate every Jeter experience this final season by mumbling "Yeah, Jeets!" to myself. #ApocryphalStories @SuzyQuzey Trappist ale, m'love. Happy birthday!Hello, weekend. http://t.co/ckcvqelByNIt's my birthday! I need hookers and blow, STAT! #DayofMe
Retweeted by TwoBusycounting down the moments until I can call for Thai takeout... @ppmdad Thanks? Sorry? Not sure what the appropriate response is here.
4/11
2014
@buggazing It needed a little salt. I could tell.In case you missed it... it turns out I have a blog -- http://t.co/TJsjJKvRp8--> Brand new post. Yeah, really. http://t.co/gaHoN9NCr3 @buggazing It's like "The House of Pain" from The Island of Dr. Moreau, only with (slightly) fewer mutants and more parking lot $20s.Found $20 in the gym parking lot this morning. #ExerciseReallyPaysOff
4/10
2014
Going on vacation in a week and a half. Which means I have to pretend I haven't already mentally checked out for a week and a half.
4/9
2014
@ClumberKim @suzynat I can always use more SPs.
4/7
2014
@Bostonianadrift His pose is more dignified that sprawling out on the couch.
4/2
2014
Just gave several sips of my lunch beer to a pregnant co-worker. Possibly the high point of my karmic year, right there.
3/28
2014
Badass. @adampknave http://t.co/gdLOzjbcl6 @teridrink @Just_a_Grrl A reasonable question. I may have checked the wrong box in the Married/Single/Parasite section. @Just_a_Grrl @teridrink You've got it backwards. I'm entirely dependent on my hair. #PerhapsItWouldHelpToThinkOfMeAsAnAwesomeHairParasite @WickedGood #validpoint #sigh @teridrink Apparently the IRS doesn't discount for awesome hair. Which seems un-American.Just heard from the accountant about our taxes, and now I need to find a bus to step in front of.8yo: "Daddy, can I have a sewing machine?" Me: "Why?" 8yo: "So I can make boxing gloves for my kangaroo, obviously."
3/22
2014
Just got a couple of Green Monster tix for early May. Very excited. @woolyknickers It's my assumption that you're everywhere at this point. Next up: LinkedIn, Disney Clubhouse & major pigeon breeding sites. @woolyknickers Still working on the MySpace celebration.A very happy birthday to the official arbiter of cool @woolyknickers @TheNorm41 @draftdaysuit http://t.co/ZVYWShAU0EStill a couple of spots available in the free @draftdaysuit Fantasy Baseball League. Want in? Let me know!
3/18
2014
@snarkyamber @ClumberKim @draftdaysuit Ouch. #MarriageBurninationI've been deputized by @ClumberKim to recruit for the @draftdaysuit Fantasy Baseball League. And yes, it's free. DM me for info.
3/17
2014
THERE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS MUCH SNOW ON REVIS ISLAND.
3/13
2014
@cheriebeyond Too late. That rabbit hole's done been gone down. @TwoBusy Ditto. :: discards pot of lentil soup, heads to coop with ax and bread crumbs::
Retweeted by TwoBusy @TroutTowers ::misreads that as "chicken parm;" begins drooling:: @TroutTowers #ShakeNBakeNQuake @TroutTowers I speak from the land of eternal twilight known as Corporate America. QUAKE IN FEAR, CHICKEN FARMER. @RageMichelle "I was pretty ticked off this morning, but then #ShovelKrispie and afterwards the day got much better."
3/10
2014

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