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John Waters once told me i was a good dancer. writer/film bb/sissy sophisticate/not a golem. @PasteMovies boi. + @nytimes @npr @gqmagazine. tweets thieved

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@margeincharge Masochism @alex_abads my understanding is that even if the person didn’t know, that one is a public figure just changes the kind of sex you can have. @roxana_hadadi Wait what? Didn’t they do a little box set like two or three years ago? @alex_abads it's the public figure/institutional power thing i suppose @coledoman I already do that with my head @coledoman i've always wanted to learn how to play but i'm afraid my coordination is too poor? @smallnartless Whata triptych found in Park Slope https://t.co/ADCVSGwnENI could never day anything with my whole chest because i am very weak, i have at most one third of a chest @alex_abads especially after her turn as a Bond femme fatale https://t.co/EObyCJ6ne4 @GayHorseDerek i wish i had gotten to see it :( @GayHorseDerek overseen?🎶It's starting to get to me! It's starting to get to me.🎶 https://t.co/w90lrvF7d2 @plentyofalcoves Ugh sorry that sucks @plentyofalcoves I remember extremely vividly that in middle school i was going to “come out” as a joke, and then i… https://t.co/8bQ6gxVams @stephendcone happy birthday Stephen!!! @shania_twink I guess as a child of adoption, i get excluded from all the fun stuff. I SEE HOW IT IS.i would like to briefly leave the city please. a little break, as a treat.
8/11
2020
@girlsinmitsouko I aspirewhat if the vibes i am experiencing cannot be described within a binary framework? @zblay i will come @KocoumOfficial oh! that's how you do it!from former S Club 7 member Rachel Stevens, a cover of "Knock on Wood": https://t.co/90hYjNc0Fy @aijiujoe joe.It hurts to love. It’s like giving yourself to be flayed and knowing that at any moment the other person may just w… https://t.co/UNACjdefPN
Retweeted by kyle 中和 turner @erinprovolone @jeremyoharris you're right, my apologies. @jeremyoharris Fair enoughLooking forward to MILF ISLAND, coming this fall to Peacock.
Retweeted by kyle 中和 turnerdouble double gender trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble
Retweeted by kyle 中和 turner @bkkirby hbd bb @zzdoublezz @adubjose @JayJurden @AllMyProblemzz @imyouridoll @MarciaBelsky @chanel__ali @MajorPhilebrityhttps://t.co/szlanOdnqL @PatchNavillus farthermore @PatchNavillus furthermoorethis is a T’Challa stan account now #rhop https://t.co/0f3GROfTsRICYMI, me writing about ~feelings~ and ~longing~ https://t.co/FRDuMpyppg @lpbradley please don’t mock me during these trying times Laura 😭😭😭 @PerryCavalari https://t.co/J0jeIlqrqC @stevenblum 🌊 👋i feel like the first half decade or so on here was very useful and helped me learn new things and perspectives and… https://t.co/xysAV8gpryliterally me https://t.co/TZwcfTkEOdrude of all of you to not tell me personally that Monique got an African Grey parrot 😍🥰🥰🥰😍🥰 #RHOP https://t.co/d749Fmezwzjust added all those that liked this tweet to my Close Friends @supermattachine what is psy-op? @supermattachine wait what is the second thing? what did i miss?anybody want this? I figured it out https://t.co/cL6F66W5SB
Retweeted by kyle 中和 turnerfaggots and their Close Friends between revolutions
8/10
2020
[Qui-Gon voice] “There’s always a woker Tweet.”
Retweeted by kyle 中和 turner @dancingofpens Me reading that my delivery is on its way @zdbarnes @redroomrantings BPM ending @Jakeloewenthal Jake. @mr_bellis @abrahamjoseph i am not really a fan of her or that show tbh. I’m mostly pushing my Jennifer Staniston a… https://t.co/AuAOcq2OYE @hip_soccer_mom I HAVE SEEN HER DANCE IN PERSON, GABBY. AND I HAVE SEEN YOU CARRY A MIC 🤪🤪🤪❤️❤️❤️ @abrahamjoseph Jennifer Aniston @hip_soccer_mom I assume Sylvy is the dancer @girlsinmitsouko “in prone or in prose” 😭😭😭😍😍😍 @damfales Adam. @jakebackpack i had to google the kirby part and i want to go back to the time before i googled it @pricewalden @LITMAJOR_music okay i didn't watch this, so this is stunning and horrific to me @LITMAJOR_music @pricewalden I realized just now that i don’t understand this reference. @zzdoublezz https://t.co/uvmYOfBQzf https://t.co/r19Qns8WHsQuaran-scenes: In which @tylekurner, stuck inside, dwells on his favorite scene from @thatalicewu's #TheHalfOfIt (… https://t.co/Ib5SP6DdZU
Retweeted by kyle 中和 turner @FedericoMostert thanks i hate it @FedericoMostert blocked and reported for spamthe password to the sex party happening on Zoom should be "Fidelio". @realJaredGilman oh my god @jhoffman The Dick Dock is a cruising spot in Provincetown! @cinementalist nah I’d argue it’s the same people who lobbied against the film @FedericoMostert https://t.co/LjPf9Et1T1all this discourse around gay intergen sex and power... my gay remake of THE MAJOR AND THE MINOR is finally topical!!!!!good night. https://t.co/tQbAa8GYzeme during 2020 https://t.co/JMMbecgbwc @margeincharge Oh my godyes, yes, all Bond movies deal with “terrorists”, but i think both films’ have this sort of meta-terrorism that’s u… https://t.co/hUlqWgRQZ5double feature of THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH and CASINO ROYALE as pre/post-9/11 Bond filmsHappiest of birthdays to one of the very best, @sales_off_film!!! ❤️❤️❤️ @intothecrevasse @alissamarie [conspiratorial twink] @sxglatt https://t.co/vlIVkrivCP @ianmartella KNIFE + HEART, THE HALF OF IT, BOUND, THE OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION, THE SURROGATEhttps://t.co/UPR0tEAz1P https://t.co/CIt5Y89mjIAs he flipped through the folder of smudgy photos that had been dropped off at his desk, Cody idly thought to himse… https://t.co/KF2u5fMenE @theannestott Yay!! High five! @Chris_Osborn knew i liked you for a reason, sending hugs and good vibes @Chris_Osborn ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @theannestott Oooh I’ll have to look it up. It’s so good, and there’s some very interesting social politics in it. @schlife @lastnamefuirst what about frisbees?Happy birthday, Faye Wong! 🍍💚🍍💚 You can watch our edition of CHUNGKING EXPRESS (1994) now on the Channel!… https://t.co/JaDxAKhjg9
Retweeted by kyle 中和 turner @chance_rants oh my GOD @JayJurden what's the thing in the outlet, if i may ask? @benjrainwrite the weight of my phone becomes Proustian.
8/9
2020
@zachheltzel amazing how this is not worse than the movie was alreadyshowdown between booksellers at The Strand Bookstore and Book Culture, WEST SIDE STORY-style, give this to medouble checking my drafts to see if there’s any remnants of a brain worms free past @RonnieLauth Wait what? I thought bitcoin wasn’t a physical currency @jhnevins Love how the underside of the cap is matching @MikelleStreet https://t.co/TDNLARqnL7 @brennylen Brendan. @itsdlevy Hellothe Howard Ashman documentary sucks, and I’d post my piece on it from Tribeca a few years ago, but the editor at Vi… https://t.co/MPsY7qwGp0 @benvyle https://t.co/N1PNlkQxVf @benvyle booooooo!!!
8/8
2020

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