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Traveled to 95 countries. Help run @tridentboulder @tedxboulder @igniteboulder Have a van and need for adventure. Retired ish.

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Joined Twitter 3/9/07


Make me an angel that flies from Montgomery / Make me a poster of an old rodeo / Just give me one thing that I can… https://t.co/yS6x0mpRbD
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde.Very telling that many cities see the solution to crowded parks as closing the parks, whereas they see the solution… https://t.co/3zaRc8HEMh
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @COBlackpacker It is awesome.I'm not smart. https://t.co/VQWEuRXz2x @shayshinecastle I'm flattered that you think I'm watching. @shayshinecastle He is still around? I remember him from the coop. @shayshinecastle My. Word.Too soon. https://t.co/q6RKd2uAbN @Greeblehaus Bass is what makes it incredible to me. On a big system... Just crazy good. @serlindsipity Crypto stocks.“We are the Daughters of the Witches You Couldn’t Burn” the witches in question: https://t.co/aFpQXroV86
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde.Think $ogn is about to go for a run up to .50 again?Y’all Black people don’t just “have” higher risk factors because of our skin color. We are killed by structural racism. Language matters.
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @eatplaylove I'm in for drinking and watchingMoon rising over Sanitas as I'm setting up for a long evening of listening to John Prine. RIP. https://t.co/0jN2NEhXKB @myerman ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💔 I saw a hundred thousand blackbirds Just flying thru the sky And they seemed to form a teardrop From a black hair… https://t.co/soA3IhxnWo
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde.What day of quarentine is it I don't know but I just made a sandwich of two cooked cookies and the middle being an… https://t.co/Kd4UIUGcDq @brianlong I'm joining in too! @shayshinecastle Go Shay go!!!! @Merredith @APLewis Donated years ago. @akacolleen @TridentBooks ♥️♥️♥️ from @tridentboulder
4/8
2020
Here's a list of #Boulder restaurants that offer delivery and takeout service during COVID-19, compiled by Camera f… https://t.co/cFLpQoPi1o
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @APLewis Think of all my shirts and think of the one you hate most.Which shirt should I sacrifice to make a mask?Book of the day! Tinsey Clover by local author Chelsea Walker Flagg. Fantastic YA book! https://t.co/UHoxPFToVD“The days of denigrating decaf are over. We think decaf drinkers are in some sense the real purists — drinking coff… https://t.co/LY2wouxA5Q
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @waxpancake That is what I do as well. Some Twitter users named @pug like the pay for stamps method, which is advanced voting.The Onion is dark today https://t.co/oBQ6ZIjK3o
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @waxpancake Colorado you do need a stamp. @pug I'm so confused right now. @vikasreddy @pug "he must work out" ;) @pug are you intimidated by this gun show? https://t.co/tK96FphrGV @Elaine @mitchellbyars @myerman @beewrks @rachelkfriend Everyone is welcome to my "yelling expletives into the void" 1pm daily! @davidkircos @Kate_Catlin I'll check at the shop at 11am! @PaulRoales @qpyoungnews @tridentboulder @samlounz Fixing real (expletive) quick. @qpyoungnews @tridentboulder @samlounz Thanks to you and team! Also sorry for swearing in your paper again ;)Round of applause @jaredpolis https://t.co/ZVYjnlp0WA
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde..@tridentboulder in #Boulder is one of many small bizs getting creative with sales during pandemic: Customers buy m… https://t.co/L2Vmj2Rz5x
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @laurenlambertco I can make this happen. @qpyoungnews @TridentBooks @samlounz @tridentboulder not @TridentBooks (that one is in Boston) ;) @Elaine @myerman @mitchellbyars @beewrks @rachelkfriend I thought it started with the timing to match the shift cha… https://t.co/F3j9bLu3g4Genuinely this is probably the first piece of humor about Coronavirus that has actually made me feel *better* and *… https://t.co/IoAs6WFLX7
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @caro @ArielRobinson1 Jared. @evanpro @hondanhon WebthoughtleadertalkingimportantI would like to start the grant version of this. https://t.co/FuntcRdRi3Hope that made you laugh. Absolutely hilarious to me. Well played ;) Be kind to each other. Be kind to yourself.… https://t.co/7T4aE0VYrc @ZaneSelvans You going to come home or stay? @ArlanWasHere It is cringe not love. @arleigh It was shucks @tomaxwell https://t.co/IAJcQdM9JO @rr https://t.co/XCxUg9ajEM @secos I'd love a hug ;) @shayshinecastle Fuck yes I'll bike some books to your readers ;) @rr @lants 😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/F0g8IuWgBPI have a worry that the takeaway from all this shit is going to be the rich using technology (video conferencing, V… https://t.co/jXzy6oIE5x
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @ericmbudd @dailycamera Yep ;) https://t.co/tJxRSD1WkC @aviel I don't remember much swearing there ;)Not my first fucking rodeo. https://t.co/GeIoT3U2SN @likaluca How about a fox. https://t.co/WbzxznBWbU @tranquilotravel @mitchellbyars Spirit animalArea man tries to swear in local paper. Foiled again! I don't swear often but when I do it gets to print 😂😂😂 https://t.co/dYl3uXorBT @dailycamera Thank you for supporting local businesses! Also, wasn't the last time you quoted me also a swear?Oh LOOK IT IS ME SHIPPING BOOKS TO HAPPY PEOPLE ;) https://t.co/aE9e2BpfwJWe will survive this, and return to health and prosperity by embracing the world rather than shrinking from it.
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde.I just had fries AND pizza for dinner. Super stressful day for not too many good reasons. Worked on… https://t.co/6EdC1tpYiAWe need to popularize the term "Jared" for someone that has pristine (legacy admit) credentials but still an idiot.… https://t.co/yhxs4Fbt4E
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @hopedoty Mouse.I’ll sing before I shoot, I’ll sing before I shoot, -@suziqpoet (via @tiltwest) https://t.co/281RUlrMRL
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde.Home. https://t.co/8t6eqYIlWkYeah @JayTdike ♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/3evZhi4MGMFOX NEWS BROADCAST. Piccasso the Great went 1/1 in murder pounces tonight. Get some dinner you black beauty. https://t.co/9OmQuEsj9e @TooleyEvan Promaster.
4/7
2020
Guess what is almost done? https://t.co/omGAKvzIiihttps://t.co/sA331FHFdv @jenn I think we should be able to do that for you. ;) @owocki https://t.co/bHrbhmrWw5A lovely set of books! https://t.co/wqiOSPTa5bWhen you see a virus donation by a company or billionaire, one question you might ask -- beyond whatever understand… https://t.co/je10JVp5Rx
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde.Damn right we will! 💀⚡️❤️ Credit: ⁦@Zulu_Law⁩ https://t.co/bnZC7Ggosn
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @evanpro Same.Guess what I'm up to today? MORE BIKE. MORE BOOKS. We are thinking of opening up a tea of the month box. Bunch o… https://t.co/dR7qCXhaMK @Violetsouffle I asked the internet. @ZaneSelvans Nah man last time I went to church was 1995.Have a good day. This is Picasso the lucky black fox. Also anxious just like us. https://t.co/6WWU635e7j @ozskier https://t.co/ku251wDCjzCan’t we just put coronavirus on a blockchain and slow this thing down
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @jakesutton @hezzy This is the winner. @mistersterling Red one will be named Michael J. @unicorn https://t.co/UR2q3895Sx
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde.The dolphins have returned to Boulder Creek, so beautiful.
Retweeted by andrew, (expletive) book bike delivery, hyde. @techgnostic Took me 6 days of looking to get to see it once!!! Lovely magic to 🦊 @unicorn Picasso for his paint brush tail. Props to @hezzy for connecting those dots for me.
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4/6
2020
@TaylorLorenz @DanielleAlberti Sko buffs! The only school I know that can't get the species of their mascot right. ;) @caro 100% accurate. @darth what is the pounce rating of this black fox? @caro Are foxes more cats or more dogs? Are we talking liger shit here?STRONG NAME IDEAS. https://t.co/y23sluIYQ7 @thejuliemarsh No storage on a road bike! Cargo bike is the way to go.
4/5
2020

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