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@ddale8 I’d like all the information.
9/17
2018
If we're using peoples' high school records to support their credibility, can I also direct your attention to Judge… https://t.co/FZwQQsT6rMWorking on a diss track about Kenny Loggins.
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @DavidSchawel Worst palindrome everSure hope @DavidSchawel is watching.... #OSUvTCUWorld’s tiniest interception #OSUvsTCU
9/16
2018
The story of civilization: 1) Citius, Altius, Fortius 2) Liberte, egalite, fraternite 3) Ceaseless, shameless, and… https://t.co/9RTFYsdT1i#OnePunchMan https://t.co/07spHxRRqG
9/15
2018
Nice shoutout to @GiveWell in the Weeds newsletter: https://t.co/elxH8aMGzO
Retweeted by Tom RutledgePitchers duel https://t.co/hKCgSijgqk
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge“Best TV Hurricane Stand-Up” needs to be a Pulitzer category. https://t.co/POzRTW7o7P1/ On Bezos's $2B announcement of gifts to pre-K and combatting homelessness, I have usual reaction: big philanthro… https://t.co/MoC8uZz6bk
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9/14
2018
@sarahfayboston Sarah, hop an Uber and get the f back to Brookline! @MeghnaWBUR Usage vincit omnia.
9/13
2018
@lizzieohreally Postman Always Rings Twice. Best BOS-LAX ever. Oh, for the super-long haul, maybe tack on Double Indemnity @ClaireCoder Long story on QR codes for you over coffee sometime...all of this apple watch shit just sounds like apple will now know exactly how to kill you to make it look like an accident
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @KramerRyan @michaelkasdan @RedSox What’s Yankee Stadium?
9/12
2018
@HowardMGould @BromptonBicycle @DuttonBooks Can’t enter. It would be one more thing.
9/10
2018
Amen Scott. https://t.co/MwkEXAeAy9 @gah650 Orchestral ones In The Dark @LetThereBeVideo @GerardMulligan1 I stand by Rupert Pupkin from The King of ComedySame https://t.co/FZqvwhswBN @jcohen570 Such a important and overlooked topic, and one that fingers the pure-greed capitalists hiding among thos… https://t.co/5AWYTsNzjg @paulsolman if you’re interested in the “monopoly power” take on economic rents, here’s some good material to work… https://t.co/yTWtZ29enO
9/5
2018
@wendyzuk About this, I am intolerant. @wassilyk Sociopath. (Doing the Lord’s work)One year ago today the world lost a great musician and poet, Walter Becker, 2/20/50-9/3/17 #SteelyDanhttps://t.co/4Me3zekYJB
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9/4
2018
Greatest betrayals: 1. New Aunt Viv 2. Judas 3. Skittles - Green apple replacing Lime 4. The eradication of the ye… https://t.co/QP6veB8HCP
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9/3
2018
Watch King of Comedy. I’m seeing Rupert Pupkin. https://t.co/EwDAhnyg5d
9/2
2018
These jamokes kill me. It’s Sep 1. https://t.co/1QmF6arB7AFeel the beat of Brazil with Monika Oliveira & The Brazilians at the most exquisite, charming and elegant French re… https://t.co/5Qd9OFkkzK
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9/1
2018
Dan Koh taking a strong lead in the yard-sign poll on Partridge Lane in Concord ⁦@dank⁩ #teamkoh #koh2018 #MA3https://t.co/EUAqqmSdzRJordan Hicks, Mechanics (102mph Fastball/Side view). https://t.co/CaGLGgJCh9
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8/31
2018
@paulsolman Less abstract but related: monopoly pricing power. We don’t think we have monopolies in US but between… https://t.co/cO4FBU1J46
8/28
2018
Hey @colinmcenroe I’ve pondered your “Trump’s rap = Don Rickles’” and thought it really smart, but Rickles was way… https://t.co/vSZjYUiHBX👎 https://t.co/t1F9aeQKks
8/26
2018
Nothing inspires confidence in your team’s offense like them featuring the goddamn punter on the schedule. In relat… https://t.co/dl1L5oyPDE
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge#BeverlyHillsHotel really making me pay for that World Series win 😂😂 Thanks for the great lunch as always!… https://t.co/LW2XcNgL4E
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8/25
2018
@bgslipka A Modern Sisyphus
8/24
2018
IM CRYING LAUGHING https://t.co/6a0eq94pxe
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8/23
2018
Reminds me of when I told my then-4yo to hurry up and put on his pants. “They’re not pants,” he said. https://t.co/RlDUW0efriGotta admit he’s got the common touch https://t.co/nFq2bVRHsO
8/22
2018
This Wile E. Coyote gravity https://t.co/ug6IxL6xYO* *[proud @getBevi investor!] https://t.co/XXNkD4Ik04
8/21
2018
😂 😂 😂 https://t.co/6CWwDMJPcL
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @leung @ellenclegg @BostonGlobe @GlobeOpinion Well-deserved, Shirley, congratulations!I'll say https://t.co/TaygiyE5PCI've said before that Trump's rant tweets make more sense if you preface them with a huffy "But Mom!" The "soooo"… https://t.co/Y3v4cWlUeW
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8/20
2018
Seconded. Regina’s or Santarpio’s please. https://t.co/WADpqvnVGi
8/19
2018
@LulaWiles Chaka Khan, Etta James, Angelique Kidjo, Monie Love, Lauren Hill, MIA, Astrud Gilberto, Betty Everett, R… https://t.co/nhFnBxaDbs
8/18
2018
In a special episode of #ThisistheAuthor, author @HowardMGould is joined by @Real_JMHiggins, his longtime friend an… https://t.co/37lodvLouk
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8/17
2018
@tracyalloway @Birdyword “Offended”
8/15
2018
Max Scherzer, Grunt. 😱😂 https://t.co/HPh4yjwrTW
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8/13
2018
We stan Big Al. (via @Ianmurray7) https://t.co/wdyy41XInj
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge“(T)he Perfect Guitar Solo”? Really? Yes, really, absolutely, pencils down, thank you and good night. https://t.co/ANIL6QZelEhttps://t.co/ZReYnDwjaI
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8/11
2018
Metal Gear Solid 4 Was a Mistake https://t.co/O3h1EsnTls via @YouTube and Clip Butcher-in-Chief @SteakBentleyMetal Gear Solid 4 Was a Mistake https://t.co/6myIC98UMF via @YouTube and director @SteakBentley @SteveRattner @Morning_Joe R-squared?Getting a little giddy on Twitter this morning. @jack, can you create a “lock my Like and Retweet buttons for 24 hours” feature? @ischafer The title of the panel I’m submitting is “Navigating change in these fast-moving times”. Don’t think that one has been done yet.
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeSex is great but have you ever seen a billionaire destroy every long-short fund manager’s returns with one tweet
Retweeted by Tom Rutledgeit's actually THE ohio 12 special election
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @bgslipka @petridishes Damn, you wrote this 12 hours before I did This has devolved to parody account of @bgslipka @petridishes Which aren’t? @maddow great reporting, as always, but “equity capital” /= “loanable assets.” More like 10% of, for most banks
8/8
2018
US-North Korea relations. US-Russia relations. https://t.co/rSxKnvJ2lI
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @AshleyRParker 34th, 44th, 55th (approx). Don’t even have to google it.
8/7
2018
Chad, meet my ex-roommate Andrew, who brought a bottle of champagne into the room when the Sox took the lead in 198… https://t.co/H2BrCTltqX @UnkaTRazz Just gave to the Schistosomiasis Control Initiative. Deworming. Unsexy, crazy important. Thank you. https://t.co/CkUCglXqzk
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @wendyzuk Awesome. Thanks for the close look, Wendy. @wendyzuk GiveWell's goal is maximum impact for donated dollar. They're here: https://t.co/QmA7HVEceg And their top… https://t.co/l1heFgsFDnWow! 26th of season for Markus as #RedSox take a 1-0 lead. Sox are 53-7 when scoring 1st Sox are 58-4 when lead… https://t.co/5zC6PJrwPx
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeMOOOOOKIE 4 GAME SWEEP #WillieMays
8/6
2018
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8/5
2018
...and if you buy the audiobook of Last Looks, you will get the words of college pal @HowardMGould and the voice of… https://t.co/gBKKm2sVn6This is my genius college buddy @HowardMGould with his debut novel (after decades of brilliant work as a screenwrit… https://t.co/eGdUJugcoCRick Porcello, Filthy 76mph Curveball (release/slow). 🤮 https://t.co/Svr7ufZ7bz
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8/4
2018
Prediction: executive order requiring proof of citizenship to buy groceries. Followed by, “The Fake News told you… https://t.co/EDzyfxvh5R
8/1
2018
@fjk3 ...and he was half a hand too short, on every route, all season long!
7/31
2018
@caro Sasquatch is one of at least 10 manservants...
7/30
2018
Something I made for @MrFlamingosis ‘a new album “Flight Fantastic” out July 31st! https://t.co/mAzADSgNdp
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7/29
2018
Apologies to Schauffele, but it was a howling good edition of @TheOpen, especially for the babies #QuietPlease https://t.co/pGYc2wQ0PCThe article says this is a "a strictly nonpartisan affair" but it looks very partisan on behalf of the Beautiful Pe… https://t.co/WQJiHEzWY0
7/22
2018
2/2 For @SethAbramson: Case I - w/Russia, spying & militant mischief, in 2016 vote & beyond. Lead = Mueller Case I… https://t.co/iGYGoa2pa01/2 Question for @SethAbramson: You are a great resource on Trump crises (one of few accounts I follow with >10k tw… https://t.co/rcEFN1lGnL
7/21
2018
To the many with embarrassing stories about me: You look really nice today. https://t.co/6pl0UHPZi7
7/20
2018
@HowardMGould @Super70sSports Great theme song too...love the slow, dopey bass lineCongratulations to @MeghnaWBUR , a fitting tribute https://t.co/XIS0lElhJLJust over two years ago, I wrote my first ever article for The Boston Globe. It was on Ted Williams, eephus balls,… https://t.co/uB3HGFELXv
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @WallandBroad Coverage from Veronica Lake-style wisp of hair plus general smoky atmosphere from burning embers of herbWaking up with Morning Wouldn’t https://t.co/hAXFGt26Ct
7/18
2018
I'm Tired Madeline Kahn Blazing Saddles https://t.co/9L3HlU05z3 via @YouTube. She’s tired, I’m tired. Let’s face it I’m tired.!
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7/17
2018
@CoryjTaylor @FilmCritHULK Rounders, Malkovich
7/16
2018
@MJMcKean Redd Foxx
7/15
2018
Mookie Betts = Willie Mays. That is all. https://t.co/lNRxGxnRQb
7/13
2018
Folks, behold a thoughtful human being forming a strategy for being an effective citizen. This is how you do it. https://t.co/L19TsrDW5dThis is the Wes Anderson storyboard version https://t.co/HrGGmXjXOZ
7/12
2018

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