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Boston Marathon legend Joan Benoit Samuelson finishes the Boston Marathon 40 years after her historic win. https://t.co/vCrfvS0ttp
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4/16
2019
Selon le porte-parole de Notre-Dame, l'incendie se serait déclaré aux alentours de 18h50. Environ 13 millions de t… https://t.co/jyWABfLBUt
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4/15
2019
Thank you, Colgate. This is for me. I care too much. https://t.co/uknpWoBMA8
4/14
2019
Kids, don’t take tests. https://t.co/inM8oWfFaY @Natesemipro @GetSpectrum @Ask_Spectrum Wrong guy
4/13
2019
Ol’ Man Robo Potter is calling to foreclose. Help me, George Bailey! https://t.co/USQrZpFdt2
4/11
2019
Today is Tom Lehrer's birthday. He's 91. 🎂 Tom is one of my favourite people on the planet, so for the uninitiated,… https://t.co/ziKPQ8MI3l
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4/9
2019
Check out my TEDx Talk, “The secret life sentence of being a felon”! https://t.co/7lwTmbozQE
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeAnimal distant travel is mostly north-south. Human distant travel is mostly east-west. https://t.co/AGJwElb3My
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4/7
2019
@EddyElfenbein But, like USC, enough money gets you in.Curses, foiled again. Crime doesn’t epee... https://t.co/O0nTfnAFzLhttps://t.co/8Rk53uoZxH @cdempc And Yankees fans? Priceless. https://t.co/ZgAxatgWgM
4/5
2019
We punish the poor in this country for getting sick. Hell, we punish everyone for getting sick. Today was one of t… https://t.co/OqqhcqLqfF
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4/4
2019
@KyleAMadson Spicy Noodles Jones
4/2
2019
No one associates New York, a city in the eastern United States, with good restaurants. That's beginning to change. https://t.co/WpPyyvqKHU
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @FryRsquared @stevenstrogatz Not qualified on half the observation, but I think that short-changes him as a writer.… https://t.co/0BH3Z1IP8p
4/1
2019
@hels This is like @Thrillist for Rock’n’Roll Heaven
3/30
2019
The Long Goodbye Movie Review (1973) | Roger Ebert ...very smart review of one of the best and most-overlooked mov… https://t.co/tArCCRlQvJ @HowardMGould Blinding.It’s baseball season https://t.co/6LvWqlDyHhHaunting https://t.co/H6S0OiFluN
3/29
2019
There is a 30 year life expectancy difference between Beacon Street in the Back Bay & Dudley Square in Roxbury. 30 years. Explain that.
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3/28
2019
Dark horse challenger in the Flavortown primaries. I see you 👉🏽@GuyFieri https://t.co/9piI7vUM2l @big_aash Sign me up!
3/25
2019
So in. https://t.co/uatrhoQ3td @carbonwinder Wrong Tom Rutledge.
3/22
2019
What a great ballplayer he was. https://t.co/6u8h48oz2b
3/21
2019
Looking for some deep analysis on the podcast habits of the @iab ‘s 250 Direct-to-consumer brands to watch? https://t.co/N0CWRAEsFl
3/13
2019
@EddyElfenbein Whaddya you with the anniversaries, NPR?vc twitter is like I talked to my nine-year-old today and learned that none of her friends use LinkedIn—only Insta… https://t.co/EXJ5PCKD4i
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3/10
2019
But Yoko, my beliefs are stupid. https://t.co/z83Ce0CNWI
3/9
2019
How do you define #balanceforbetter ? https://t.co/qIiKgXqC8s
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3/8
2019
Boy is up to 160k now. As you were. https://t.co/kpUcTiTIop
3/7
2019
"ORDERRRRR.... "The combination of finger-wagging and head-shaking may be personally therapeutic but it is legislat… https://t.co/FpshN6kka7
3/6
2019
@tcarmody https://t.co/FILDOANSy6
3/4
2019
@lizzieohreally He sang “Someone that I used to know”?Passing 100k YouTube views today is an epic (3.5hr!) essay on @metalgear_en IV. Its writer/director/narrator is… https://t.co/s3lZApavdl$4.5m in @serialboxpub funding, Marvel deal, new baby daughter, oh my!!!! https://t.co/9bQ80gD6tE
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3/1
2019
@jayasax Driving to Heathrow on the M3, saw Jimmy Page in my rear view mirror in the passenger street drinking straight from a vodka bottle
2/28
2019
@DreamSong77 Warm room for a brand name
2/24
2019
@bd2k the smaller cities can be so easy (Columbus, Nashville)...and LGB in LA is a dream. It’s small, friendly, ope… https://t.co/pS8VmlHXbE @preeder61 Exactly. A purely theoretical construct.
2/22
2019
@LulaWiles Here ya go kids 🏆 @bd2k It’s my inspiration in all facets of lifeHey #startup / #vc / #incubator / #accelerator -Twitter... What are the best / most iconic start-up pitch decks tha… https://t.co/nlSbfX7nLL
2/20
2019
Is this ArchTwit? Outstanding thread. I need more. Cc @JohnKingSFChron https://t.co/nNy0E5VniD @CarmenComedian The fifth Marx Brother! @bd2k Keep walking around with your phone, Brian. Note the points where you go out of range. Those points will defi… https://t.co/fYC5A4PtNi
2/14
2019
Great service, dedicated people helping those in need avoid the runaround. Merrimack gas crisis heroes! Relief als… https://t.co/Anbo95zBsZ
2/11
2019
Best, most apt and most proportionate use of the word “chaos” in 2019. Maybe ever. Thank you Soren. https://t.co/OAbHBQY1cH
2/9
2019
Hands down, best Super Bowl tweet last night https://t.co/vqHUgL8KQE
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeBREAKING: Boston sports fans finally rejoice after courageously enduring city's excruciating 14-week championship drought.
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeYes, very quiet postseasons for the Giants and Jets...and Yanks...and Mets...Knicks, Nets. Rangers...um, what’s ny’… https://t.co/pnqAT9S3JQ
2/4
2019
@mattmiller1973 On base-Plus-Slugging
2/1
2019
Somehow, my 2017 @BostonReview essay on Rob Goodman and @jimmyasoni 's Claude Shannon biography ended up atop Hacke… https://t.co/QDFEx2h39uLove putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeHow the fuck could you sleep through someone coming into your bedroom and putting a horse head under the covers with you???
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeAgreed! https://t.co/6bUYfvk0bG @HowardMGould @Yeats1941 Oh, we’re filing this under Stay In Your Lane, are we...
1/29
2019
@preeder61 Wait, this is getting hard. I hereby proclaim that I am not a candidate for president of the US in 2020.Idea: let's count bots as three-fifths of a citizen for legislative representation and taxation purposes.
1/28
2019
@farnamstreet It was love at first sight.
1/25
2019
Congrats Team @getBevi ! https://t.co/YuJrJdVgA7Carl Everett. Sloppy-ass jalopy of a bloop single. Two out, bottom ninth, The Fens. Bye bye to your perfecto, “Moos… https://t.co/teTeK2DyXW
1/23
2019
Your tears are so delicious. Kiss the Lamar Hunt Trophies https://t.co/zkQHcyIWPn
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @GhostPanther And we hate you. But Anchorman was fine. @preeder61 Very true. Balls & strikes are what get me. We already know more than the umps thanks to @espn and @FOXSports @preeder61 I can tell you that all the nice people in this Central Massachusetts bar see no need for sensors whatso… https://t.co/SY8mcO8Gie
1/21
2019
It's Buzz Aldrin's 89th birthday today. Let's not forget the time he punched a moon landing denier in the face. https://t.co/Zu7flIhNDY
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1/20
2019
this story really hits for the cycle Michael Cohen collected $50,000 from Trump’s company to pay for ‘tech servic… https://t.co/wX5WiFiOEt
1/17
2019
@fleetwoodwack “Iko Iko” The Dixie Cups
1/14
2019
@big_aash The headline there is a millennial watching ad-supported TV
1/13
2019
@albrgr @ModeledBehavior Me too if you don’t mind—tcrutledge@gmail
1/10
2019
does it count if you flossed in your heart
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1/8
2019
@Squane If it awakened @Squane from his squlumber, it is must have some squirthwhile squalitiesThis was the last game Eddie Coyle saw. https://t.co/FUehYVulSV
1/3
2018
2018 PitchingNinja Pitch of the Year. 🏆 Chris Sale. https://t.co/H3piNojckN
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12/31
2018
@lizzieohreally You get knocked down But you get up again You’re never gonna keep you down @HowardMGould @tiger337 Midwest in the house... (I trimmed the Nike swoosh, definitely not 70s) https://t.co/sQp1iz2XSG
12/27
2018
@farnamstreet *Geometric* average. @mviser Egging nog? @albrgr Not everyone does it this way... for your research paper archive, here's a survey https://t.co/WQQtiUm3IQ @albrgr MNPI laws arguably contribute to the fantasy that everyone has the same info, making mom & pop sitting duck… https://t.co/UV1UqPqzOA @albrgr @karlbykarlsmith @matt_levine @stuartbaimel Just getting through my week’s Levines now and remembering you… https://t.co/Y8DUKMwehu
12/22
2018
“OMG THERE’S SO MUCH NEWS” Rachel Maddow is the worst Rachel Maddow. Lots of other ways to lend context, and she’s… https://t.co/K3IqFGYrRs
12/21
2018
The longest straw you can drink from is approximately 10.3 m (33.8 ft) long https://t.co/pw7cuFrGcX
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @albrgr @matt_levine The line may be clearer to others, not debating Mr. Levine. But there are certainly examples w… https://t.co/wcVhJrAgVq @albrgr The knowledge that the NYT is going to publish a story can itself be insider info (MNPI in the argot), whet… https://t.co/IEfM8no5tSI think Trump should hire Chip and Joanna Gaines of HGTV's Fixer Upper to build not a wall, but a fun room divider… https://t.co/0TEBp4TR8b
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12/20
2018
@sesquiotic @kibblesmith The Belts Years of our Livers [I know, DQ’d for transposing two letters. So Suer Mel.] @sesquiotic @kibblesmith Drrivel @sesquiotic @kibblesmith How to Train Your Dragon L 2 R @sesquiotic @kibblesmith Birthr of a NationlRay Liotta probably owes a lot of his 2018 income to his smoking habit. Lesson: plan ahead, kids.
12/19
2018
@soy_person @MikePMoffatt FOMO
12/17
2018
Ray Liotta is the Ernest Hemingway of Chantrix.
12/16
2018
@DreamSong77 Bonus points and heightened credibility for screening out meandering, babbling hosts. They’re a freakin’ scourge.
12/15
2018
A big big talent, all the charms, a musician like musicians wish they could be...and the pride of Columbus West HS.… https://t.co/KpubvY8sLj
12/14
2018

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