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Is this ArchTwit? Outstanding thread. I need more. Cc @JohnKingSFChron https://t.co/nNy0E5VniD @CarmenComedian The fifth Marx Brother! @bd2k Keep walking around with your phone, Brian. Note the points where you go out of range. Those points will defi… https://t.co/fYC5A4PtNi
2/14
2019
Great service, dedicated people helping those in need avoid the runaround. Merrimack gas crisis heroes! Relief als… https://t.co/Anbo95zBsZ
2/11
2019
Best, most apt and most proportionate use of the word “chaos” in 2019. Maybe ever. Thank you Soren. https://t.co/OAbHBQY1cH
2/9
2019
Hands down, best Super Bowl tweet last night https://t.co/vqHUgL8KQE
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeBREAKING: Boston sports fans finally rejoice after courageously enduring city's excruciating 14-week championship drought.
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeYes, very quiet postseasons for the Giants and Jets...and Yanks...and Mets...Knicks, Nets. Rangers...um, what’s ny’… https://t.co/pnqAT9S3JQ
2/4
2019
@mattmiller1973 On base-Plus-Slugging
2/1
2019
Somehow, my 2017 @BostonReview essay on Rob Goodman and @jimmyasoni 's Claude Shannon biography ended up atop Hacke… https://t.co/QDFEx2h39uLove putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeHow the fuck could you sleep through someone coming into your bedroom and putting a horse head under the covers with you???
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeAgreed! https://t.co/6bUYfvk0bG @HowardMGould @Yeats1941 Oh, we’re filing this under Stay In Your Lane, are we...
1/29
2019
@preeder61 Wait, this is getting hard. I hereby proclaim that I am not a candidate for president of the US in 2020.Idea: let's count bots as three-fifths of a citizen for legislative representation and taxation purposes.
1/28
2019
@farnamstreet It was love at first sight.
1/25
2019
Congrats Team @getBevi ! https://t.co/YuJrJdVgA7Carl Everett. Sloppy-ass jalopy of a bloop single. Two out, bottom ninth, The Fens. Bye bye to your perfecto, “Moos… https://t.co/teTeK2DyXW
1/23
2019
Your tears are so delicious. Kiss the Lamar Hunt Trophies https://t.co/zkQHcyIWPn
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @GhostPanther And we hate you. But Anchorman was fine. @preeder61 Very true. Balls & strikes are what get me. We already know more than the umps thanks to @espn and @FOXSports @preeder61 I can tell you that all the nice people in this Central Massachusetts bar see no need for sensors whatso… https://t.co/SY8mcO8Gie
1/21
2019
It's Buzz Aldrin's 89th birthday today. Let's not forget the time he punched a moon landing denier in the face. https://t.co/Zu7flIhNDY
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1/20
2019
this story really hits for the cycle Michael Cohen collected $50,000 from Trump’s company to pay for ‘tech servic… https://t.co/wX5WiFiOEt
1/17
2019
@fleetwoodwack “Iko Iko” The Dixie Cups
1/14
2019
@big_aash The headline there is a millennial watching ad-supported TV
1/13
2019
@albrgr @ModeledBehavior Me too if you don’t mind—tcrutledge@gmail
1/10
2019
does it count if you flossed in your heart
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1/8
2019
@Squane If it awakened @Squane from his squlumber, it is must have some squirthwhile squalitiesThis was the last game Eddie Coyle saw. https://t.co/FUehYVulSV
1/3
2018
2018 PitchingNinja Pitch of the Year. 🏆 Chris Sale. https://t.co/H3piNojckN
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12/31
2018
did u know professional tag was a thing? https://t.co/h1ItTK4UPR
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @lizzieohreally You get knocked down But you get up again You’re never gonna keep you down @HowardMGould @tiger337 Midwest in the house... (I trimmed the Nike swoosh, definitely not 70s) https://t.co/sQp1iz2XSG
12/27
2018
@farnamstreet *Geometric* average. @mviser Egging nog? @albrgr Not everyone does it this way... for your research paper archive, here's a survey https://t.co/WQQtiUm3IQ @albrgr MNPI laws arguably contribute to the fantasy that everyone has the same info, making mom & pop sitting duck… https://t.co/UV1UqPqzOA @albrgr @karlbykarlsmith @matt_levine @stuartbaimel Just getting through my week’s Levines now and remembering you… https://t.co/Y8DUKMwehu
12/22
2018
“OMG THERE’S SO MUCH NEWS” Rachel Maddow is the worst Rachel Maddow. Lots of other ways to lend context, and she’s… https://t.co/K3IqFGYrRs
12/21
2018
The longest straw you can drink from is approximately 10.3 m (33.8 ft) long https://t.co/pw7cuFrGcX
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @albrgr @matt_levine The line may be clearer to others, not debating Mr. Levine. But there are certainly examples w… https://t.co/wcVhJrAgVq @albrgr The knowledge that the NYT is going to publish a story can itself be insider info (MNPI in the argot), whet… https://t.co/IEfM8no5tSI think Trump should hire Chip and Joanna Gaines of HGTV's Fixer Upper to build not a wall, but a fun room divider… https://t.co/0TEBp4TR8b
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12/20
2018
@sesquiotic @kibblesmith The Belts Years of our Livers [I know, DQ’d for transposing two letters. So Suer Mel.] @sesquiotic @kibblesmith Drrivel @sesquiotic @kibblesmith How to Train Your Dragon L 2 R @sesquiotic @kibblesmith Birthr of a NationlRay Liotta probably owes a lot of his 2018 income to his smoking habit. Lesson: plan ahead, kids.
12/19
2018
@soy_person @MikePMoffatt FOMO
12/17
2018
Ray Liotta is the Ernest Hemingway of Chantrix.
12/16
2018
@DreamSong77 Bonus points and heightened credibility for screening out meandering, babbling hosts. They’re a freakin’ scourge.
12/15
2018
Rocky https://t.co/KxYWyeNhGD
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeA big big talent, all the charms, a musician like musicians wish they could be...and the pride of Columbus West HS.… https://t.co/KpubvY8sLjIs this the best NFL regular season ever?
12/14
2018
@danprimack @polina_marinova Look at this friendly banter between the Coke and Pepsi of the deal newsletter biz! So… https://t.co/qnf0O1AJ6O
12/13
2018
@aedwardslevy Data-driven decision-making comes to 90 degrees north
12/11
2018
Belichick presser is going to be very ghost-of-Xmas-past #NEvsMIA @BillSimmons Don’t forget BB’s strange penchant for wildly aggressive (read: bad) clock management
12/9
2018
“Where there’s smoke, there’s ice cream.” -Trump supportersHey everybody, I’m going to the @rosebowlgame ! Best sporting event in America #GoBucks https://t.co/yieKcBtArf
12/8
2018
In other Boston-area movie theater news, yesterday I saw The Favourite @thecoolidge. What a beautiful theater! With… https://t.co/KHjSSdiVca
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeCongratulations @thechrisbarron !! https://t.co/oN8BDI2194
12/3
2018
"There is no foul for a block in the back." When did football refs get so passive-aggressive?Declaring someone v good or v evil is a mistake if mere flesh & blood but in a position of great power. A symptom o… https://t.co/0N3e0tWcyUShe’s pretty fast too https://t.co/Vl22D4rNLp
12/2
2018
@andydale23 @tomflanagan08 https://t.co/HrSAuUqpx9 a contender, especially if you factor in Fred Wilson's blog https://t.co/6vOkWkjNeq @andydale23 @tomflanagan08 https://t.co/W9Pcb1O5kF
12/1
2018
@albrgr Sticky note reminds me that I’m taking three Trump classes: 1)SpyCrime, Russian vote mischief & more. Lead… https://t.co/BP2saKdQda @jackiepick I am skeptical, not because Silicon Valley would have reservations about replacing a human being with b… https://t.co/if18XQddowMy German isn't perfect yet but I think this means... they are not taking us entirely seriously https://t.co/3gPxjR6LmJ
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeSlippin’ Jimmy. [@BetterCallSaul writers, some good material here] https://t.co/tAUSnQn1jV
11/30
2018
Hey @fernandezcw , here I am my friend
11/29
2018
In his memory, I took a Sponge-bath this morning.My son @tokyomegaplex ‘s mash-up tribute to Sponge-genius Stephen Hillenburg https://t.co/hIKl3PKUUt
11/28
2018
If you’re a GiveWell follower, a solid update. If you’re not familiar, worth a close look. It’s a different approac… https://t.co/DiaFBtxGwX
11/27
2018
Stock Market News will Not Become a Key Part of Life for This Person in Near Future https://t.co/yPK77YWRrmJosh McCown is the definition of "journeyman." #HartfordColonials #NEvsNYJ Cardinals (2002–2005) Lions (2006) Rai… https://t.co/A1uihlHivF
11/25
2018
A salute to Michigan seniors! https://t.co/GqSLdrw6KdCOUNT 'EM! That's 7 wins in a row for Ohio State vs. Michigan! https://t.co/DOjhWqgoLN
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeHa ha ha ha https://t.co/fRLBcNeskCMr. Haskins, it has been a pleasure.... you are a baaaaaaad man!
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @JPughMI Yes, Michigan fans are world-renowned for their impeccable sportsmanship, bravo! ....and their team’s con… https://t.co/WM7T50uwiu @JohnKingSFChron Is this your account? If not, oughta be. @OwenPence You don’t know Dick ?
11/24
2018
Thanksgiving drivers on LA's 405 pay tribute to Steely Dan's "Aja," a hit 40 years ago today... https://t.co/gz23LIQ3Mm
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11/23
2018
@HayesBrown You had me until “yams,” and after.
11/22
2018
Beautiful remembrance of William Goldman by another great (says the Boston sports fan, grudgingly), @MikeLupica . A… https://t.co/YaFhkKuwJ1
11/21
2018
@backus Where is the irony-- "Never going to go anywhere" or "Really nice people" --?Game recognizes game. https://t.co/FXYx8eSGkx
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11/20
2018
You got that right, ⁦@ScottKirsner⁩ . Not just in digital health, but in all of Massachusetts’ more complex busine… https://t.co/2RUB9GjCZL @anamariecox Haven’t gotten past the food talk and this is already one nasty thanksgiving table.
11/19
2018
Seven-Two-And-Even. https://t.co/OeTXlirkeqJust noticed the ⁦@steelers⁩ ‘ record. Six-Two-And-Even. #MorganMagic ⁦It’s a @RedSox⁩ world… https://t.co/89czt2AfOU
11/18
2018
@HowardMGould “Who are those guys?”
11/17
2018
The sign language interpreter doing the Brexit Agreement on BBC News is perfectly conveying the perplexing fuckery… https://t.co/U4QBlbc0ie
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11/15
2018
Let me take you down Where we’re going to Strawberry Fields Nothing is real And nothing to get hung about https://t.co/BBbSqRIuUd
11/14
2018
Assessing the election’s accuracy, sources of turnout and malfeasance —as opposed to just relaying the numbers and… https://t.co/ykbWXnX6Va
11/12
2018
This is my favourite festive GDPR gag of Christmas 2018 so far. https://t.co/2HheWIkviV
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11/9
2018

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