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#TomBrady https://t.co/ZGuuq3lRpY
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6/23
2018
This seems totally fine but I’m answering neither my phone nor my door tonight. Jeff Goldblum stars. https://t.co/KiduLKyWNC @google got in last week, thanks friends. My advice to both you and me in tweet below. https://t.co/SHihU34SjrThis is so funny you can’t even be mad LOL https://t.co/ohxqMQY3C6
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6/22
2018
I knew @jimmyasoni ‘s “Claude Shannon” screen would pick up this tweet... https://t.co/6ND8qMz60YSuper interesting, implications for schmoozing, influencing and weaponizing social media. Will the follow-up posts… https://t.co/KyOcZOGCwESenegal⁠ fans cleaning their section before leaving the stadium after their historic victory against Poland. This i… https://t.co/LsWwVLPBzc
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeCan I buy his jersey? Has he got a Twitter account yet? https://t.co/kRQ4teTcuW
6/20
2018
You asked, we delivered. November 23 We return to where it all started. #StJohnArena https://t.co/8IfBimpQD4
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeYEAH BABY https://t.co/CkKm1QxD29
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6/19
2018
Entirely trivial, unofficial, but sometimes necessary word of the day: a snaccident is the inadvertent consumption… https://t.co/mXlbAKlfsh
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeA thousand headlines about blockchain/ crypto, but no one ever says this. Sandro, thanks for cutting through the no… https://t.co/aSqCqWWswRI saw a strip club across the street from a minigolf place and I’m liberal but that’s too much for me. What if you’… https://t.co/6sRknomRPA
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6/18
2018
Interesting contrary view https://t.co/j9APkcvXfZProper approach: count the rate of these things for @Tesla, compare to other auto-makers, & adjust by other safety… https://t.co/ApJoPKd0Dt
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeMeine Unterstützer sind die klügsten, stärksten, hart arbeitendsten & loyalsten, die wir in unserer Ländergeschicht… https://t.co/9yiwc1Tpl7
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeDear @AlanDersh: I hope you will work with us on bail reform. Every day over 450,000 Americans sit in jail not beca… https://t.co/b3RAWr1Hbm
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6/17
2018
President: exonerated. https://t.co/TzAkvlVJMVAfter this, what would you say about the President? Why “exonerated,” of course. https://t.co/2s5NFSPHBcThis definitely exonerates the President. https://t.co/rRnVLB6WYAI think this exonerates the President. https://t.co/H8mueiLuX4Alan Dershowitz re:Manafort on MSNBC: "Locking someone up before they have been convicted is an anethama to liberty… https://t.co/vABx078doU
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeHey finance geeks: here’s a negative beta business. Sell your S&P puts and buy @startuplqdtr https://t.co/wes9NwQG5e
6/16
2018
This is the cover of Debo’s second album @DEVO https://t.co/5xCUDE870nFuck I love when an email finds me well
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @adamdavidson Doesn’t it all still come down to financial crimes?Why is the UK so obsessed with meaningless acts of symbolism. The majority of victims from Grenfell have still not… https://t.co/EY0pDw1rGi
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6/15
2018
Dear @google : TY for reinstating my Gmail account. Huge relief! LESSON FOR USERS: Make sure back-up email is live… https://t.co/39FcNncbBK🎵Any major dude with half a heart likes Steely Dan 🎵
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6/13
2018
@JohnKingSFChron You’re on a roll.2/2 ...have run recovery gauntlet many times (don’t ask, @google ) and received multiple recovery codes. Claim that… https://t.co/4NA5uT8bZo1/2 Dear Gmail Recovery Twitter: Been on Gmail since 2004 but am locked out & stonewalled by the Gmail recovery al… https://t.co/ieGaAxfsGr
6/12
2018
@jodiecongirl 3 L and 6 XXL pleaseVery strong, also propose putting @sarahalbee in the mix https://t.co/s9IG7Ir9RE @ambercartriana @adamdavidson @planetmoney @GhostPanther Big challenge: the most meaningful part of any message is… https://t.co/uQfISKTISi
6/9
2018
@DavidSchawel Technically the universe is expanding
6/8
2018
There is now Anderson Cooper 360 and Anderson Cooper Full Circle. Looking forward to Anderson Cooper 2πr. https://t.co/RCaorMhalS
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @wassilyk Damn, now that's two charges against me. But it is a beauty. https://t.co/7AjKYQy9oA
6/7
2018
@wassilyk And here I am spreading the fake news @wassilyk Seen this one, Security Joan? Empty mic stand for WB. https://t.co/1GF4Qh7PaGAll the Way with LBJ https://t.co/J5EGQfZr1iThis was @DEVO ‘s second album cover https://t.co/hQHVSJnblY
6/6
2018
This guy (Dave) has so turned into Ivan (Dad) Rutledge...the gray hair, the gray beard, the tie, the white sock...i… https://t.co/wTwcRc6t20 @parul_sehgal @CampMarmalade This is turning into all kinds of other Twitters real fast.“What do you do?” “I’m a library student.” “Oh cool are you learning to shush people?” “Shut the fuck up.” https://t.co/ydpxSExIcP
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeYean does the best Re-tweets. https://t.co/CDGHL4bbbS
6/5
2018
@ray_deck The principle at work could be, whoever functions at a given time as the world’s OS is broadly reviled an… https://t.co/QDwHauhSx8 @albrgr @corythesaurus Some category issues here, esp with encroachment of the crime-com, action-com, and (perhaps… https://t.co/sE6UkhdVnf @KSoltisAnderson The probability of matching my list is too low for a reasonable @. This is a very good list. Seco… https://t.co/8nIA4Ib1exJust follow Myrna. https://t.co/4y36wrwBIbGet this man his key to the city. https://t.co/rPSJpOwzyH
6/4
2018
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6/2
2018
I think Trump should pardon J.R. Smith.
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeI am offended by the reference to JR Smith as “the handbag” https://t.co/EXFeenCTBADid you say “treason shrubs” @MaddowBlog ?
6/1
2018
Some @MichaelAvenatti business underway here? https://t.co/6f4ZRvK6UHNot sure if I can answer but @nntaleb can https://t.co/qpZxjAPbZV.@TheEconomist discusses GiveWell's work in new story: https://t.co/SMO9ZN1dUm.
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @susanthesquark @powertofly @kzaleski #AmbienTalented kid with an excellent surname. CONGRATS CHRIS! https://t.co/hX3ralbaHO
5/31
2018
Almost Latin for “dick pic” https://t.co/BHt80dXlrALeBron showing up to the NBA Finals every year https://t.co/bBL6YEarHn
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5/29
2018
@BrandonGowton Wow now they're chanting 'fire Brad Stevens'
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @Sergetacular Oh my. How very rude. @Sergetacular You’ve been through the whole sequence pal, you tell usThe summit happens. It's disarmament theater. The evidence-based say: WTF? No way to verify any of this. Trump: wor… https://t.co/tJ0MntMeD7
Retweeted by Tom RutledgeLast stop: Yanni ave #100Days100Doors #MA3 #MApoli https://t.co/kLzCOX4NuU
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5/28
2018
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5/27
2018
@Super70sSports Different costume but also featured in last scene of 2001 - A Space Odyssey Cc @SteakBentleyAfter some careful thought I've decided to put @DevinNunes up for adoption. If any of you kind folks here on Twitte… https://t.co/oKPKH2tuKd
Retweeted by Tom Rutledge @bgslipka I would be in but now it’s 7:23Thank you #RedSoxNation. It’s been real. Love you always🙏🏽
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5/26
2018
@tokyomegaplex @SlackHQ Right when I hit the photo button it went from Slack to the usual TV ad for the usual geriatric medsJust saw my first @SlackHQ TV ad on my CRT.just got a GDPR email from a company with every single recipient accidentally CCd in. Great start lads
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5/25
2018
@ClaireCoder Here’s the culprit: https://t.co/8Td8s64mYZI have just learned that Stephen Mindich, the founder and publisher of the late, great Boston Phoenix, has died aft… https://t.co/dsXdow74R4
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5/24
2018
Pleasure & pain in NYC https://t.co/3mohIYYXrtCongrats to Lindy Miller for winning the nomination for PSC District 3! https://t.co/ARBbnbSb7o
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5/23
2018

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