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An adoptive, gay dad of one. I love food. I love coffee. I write. I take pictures. I really miss lay ins. #unlikelydad

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Joined Twitter 3/24/09


Just re-sharing this because being on the bones of your arse with no money can happen over night and if I see one m… https://t.co/qUtbQPbmXv
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10/23
2020
@emshelx Everyday I wake up and there is something new. 2020 is bringing it ALL to the surface. From rock bottom th… https://t.co/J5mQtmhlaa @rhiannaoliviab Oh my god i don't know why but i cant stand him either...! @CigaretteCalpol I have Simba pillows... they have different 'strengths' (don't think that's the right word to desc… https://t.co/3q7E3MQkOEA hero. https://t.co/006JhZCO1L
10/22
2020
@LouisaD__ Why i'm still repping myself PLUS having a full time employed job... i am shattered. Always. 🤪The virus is a real threat and we all have to take it seriously but we can't ignore the devastation caused by lockd… https://t.co/lvRepPhsZ2
Retweeted by TOM @sockformation @ElKelly15 I think everything we're feeling at this point is valid. I'm trying not to be hard on mys… https://t.co/K7dnx0kwDO @samhoulden Oh my god, i fucking LOVE her, i want that energy to tackle chores. @emmalgsutton Funnily enough we had this chat this morning. I took 2 weeks off in summer and still have leave to ta… https://t.co/KCr5eUTFNL
10/19
2020
I won't ask for a refund from The National Trust as it's charity i truly want to donate to, but i haven't been able… https://t.co/SZzrbTyeCK @samhoulden I'd reply "SO you just want hot milk, yeh?"
10/15
2020
@thatkat I did think just dressing up at home and having a special dinner and treats could be fine too. Just anothe… https://t.co/LkncdB8ud1 @thatkat Do you think? No knocking on doors... just me and my son and maybe his cousin walking around the neighbour… https://t.co/688QeRU60YPossibly a random question, but is trick or treating still okay? Like, in a group of six if you're not in a very hi… https://t.co/tYD5R189GvFatima hun, they need you https://t.co/XUO8gqjLxJ
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10/13
2020
@CigaretteCalpol Noooooo!!!!!! @LesBeMums What is this sorcery you speak of? @FOXXTAILZ Totally, meh and limp. You CAN do things, but then actually, they are't the same, you know? I'm no docto… https://t.co/A3iX0kXk4g @FOXXTAILZ I feel you. My weekends are fine but they feel different, you have to book everywhere, everywhere is ful… https://t.co/DDhI2p3iJlGuys i was in bed by 8:45pm last night and up at 7am this morning. Is this was true rest feels like?
10/12
2020
How it started. How it’s going. https://t.co/soJYu7XqG5
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10/10
2020
On October 1st, 1.8% of England's occupied hospital beds were COVID-19 patients. https://t.co/wMlFkXIC0o
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10/9
2020
@iamalisonperry 😂😂😂 @iamalisonperry AirPods all the way for iPhone. Couldn’t live without them now. Often ran around the house with the… https://t.co/hF3NMHBcVE @lucy_mccourt Baffles me still that these 'influencers' get work.OKAY... i am done. This is perfection 😂 https://t.co/94asyu05ZH @lucy_mccourt @RishiSunak ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️Take me back to a simpler time... #1996 https://t.co/kkRDc5eyWfThe hashtags around the debate in the States last night are killing me... #flygate #TheFly2020 😭😭😭 @genuineplacebo So wasteful isn't it? I've often asked them to send to a local store of mine (if it's a supermarket… https://t.co/EBSIg8SJvF @dadbloguk 😂😂 it took me a while to come round to trying one tbh.
10/8
2020
Okay, confession time. Tried a pumpkin spice latte once. Didn’t like it... 😐🤷🏼‍♂️🍂 #PSL #SorryNotSorry https://t.co/xuWQOUrzXl
10/7
2020
@iamalisonperry This day, and others like Pyjama day, can really upset the balance for the kids who need routine. M… https://t.co/K1ywK6d3bc @LesBeMums I don't know why, but something about him has never sat well with me.DO 👏🏽 NOT 👏🏽 EMAIL 👏🏽 ME 👏🏽 OR 👏🏽 ANYONE 👏🏽 SAYING 👏🏽 DEAR 👏🏽 SIRS 👏🏽 UNLESS 👏🏽 YOU 👏🏽 ARE 👏🏽 ADDRESSING 👏🏽 TWO… https://t.co/mw8hSmu497
Retweeted by TOM @iamalisonperry @iamhelenwills @emshelx Ah Alison, didn't mean it to make you sad! I meant it tongue in cheek! In a… https://t.co/t4ttqToQ7O @damianKerlin LOL i know... i mean its very well done... but literally how many times can someone cover their phone… https://t.co/iXc4dL2xtC @iamalisonperry I guess it's case by case... i've had some super popular Reels, but i definitely get more engagement from stories and grid.
10/6
2020
@VanierDanielle Wow.COVID data is the most important set of numbers in the country and they can't get it right. It causes so much panic… https://t.co/BhutvwHiz9
Retweeted by TOMChildren can spend all day at school together, but not have a small birthday party at the weekend. We can sit in a… https://t.co/s8K6cT6gnt
Retweeted by TOM @emshelx If I see one more reel of someone throwing a shoe on or head butting the screen and their outfit changing then I’m out. @emshelx So strange. Maybe it’s the parenting space then? Style and fashion works wonders for Reels. But in my expe… https://t.co/RPGpBW94GQI'm hearing it's all about Reels Reels and more Reels on instagram but i see from mine, and others, that static gri… https://t.co/kWrCNATi17
10/5
2020
@CigaretteCalpol Yes it must be psychological. It’s so insane. Without fail now it happens. @hazey_dazey 😂😂🙈⚰️⚰️⚰️Is it the law of the universe that when you shower you can swear you hear your child crying out? Or as soon as you… https://t.co/mYg57yumhk
10/4
2020
I'm shocked to see some of the comments about Chrissy Teigen posting pictures following the loss of her baby. Where… https://t.co/duGGsj0P4F
Retweeted by TOMNHS England reported 44 more COVID-19 deaths: 5 = 30th Sept (1d ago) 23 = 29th Sept (2d ago) 4 = 28th Sept (3d ago… https://t.co/p2VAdH1Xbs
Retweeted by TOMThe first week in october when people post a picture of their booze and say ‘sober october lasted long’ https://t.co/hCeZjCjLks
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10/1
2020
If two Vegans have an argument is it still called a beef..... or is it a quornfrontation? 🤔
Retweeted by TOM @steve_hammond @emshelx Oh yes we’re all being ‘used’ for our data 100%. You either accept it and use your platform… https://t.co/4NlWy7W2FGGO ON JON!! https://t.co/JdRzSJXvvc @emshelx I truly think social and the internet is all about how YOU use it and the settings you have and behaviours you apply to it. @emshelx There's so much buzz about it, but i feel like we already knew everything?It's illegal for two parents, their young toddler and newborn twins to meet up with the grandparents, even socially… https://t.co/wiA4TgmGyc
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9/29
2020
Strip Harry and Meghan of royal titles? To be honest I'm more concerned how Prince Andrew still isn't in Jail!? 🤔
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9/28
2020
@Cullenjamie I do not.
9/27
2020
@theverysimong Oh do it... add it to a little bit of yogurt mixed with protein powder, you will NOT regret it.
9/24
2020
Am i missing a trick or is there no way to limit the volume on an ipad? I know you can limit music but what about g… https://t.co/ck0pZzmZyq @CigaretteCalpol Literally my gut feel. @TheLegacyOfLeo That's it, i get some people just like to follow along. But i feel in an ever increasing funny old… https://t.co/dDV0kGhyIhI just envisage them being trolls watching my content and toddling off to Tattle or something... 🤷🏼‍♂️Instagram accounts with no profile pictures or followers but they themselves follow like, 100 odd people. What do y… https://t.co/yLtpnYWcsO @joshuajhg Hahahaha!! I just meant being selective in who you invite 🤪Rule of six for Christmas might alleviate some tricky decisions tbh... 🙃The audacity of this ‘Christian activist’ to tell me kids find knowing LGBT people exist too “complicated” and “gra… https://t.co/VZDS0ei997
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9/23
2020
@mariajblogs We’re really not. Makes me so sad people are feeling that anxiety again. But what you’re feeling is, I think, what they want.Boris Johnson talks about individual behaviour and his right hand man took his Mrs on a 600 mile round trip to a be… https://t.co/WiiYxuBSZY
Retweeted by TOM @mariajblogs I HAVE SAID THIS ALL ALONG. No ownership. No leading. No heart. Never seen such a shit government. @RAWRitsJ We really don’t need them.Boris Johnson: "There is nothing more frustrating for the vast majority, the law-abiding majority that do comply th… https://t.co/VuZSRMAiKB
Retweeted by TOM @bethmayashley Yes. Way too often!!This Government’s approach to fighting Coronavirus has been a disaster. Today, they should have announced a totally… https://t.co/GgOy84g0mp
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9/22
2020
Does anyone remember that month when we were literally being bribed to eat out? Or is it just some kind of mass del… https://t.co/Z9i8C8oFii
Retweeted by TOMAnd we're not even in cold & flu season... @KayBurley Where to start? Late lockdown PPE fail Care home debacle Cummings (‘judgement’ defence) Testing fail Ea… https://t.co/zT6dJufgzw
Retweeted by TOM @LesBeMums I'll wait for the twitter run down. I have zero faith in this govt. It's a shambles. I can imagine it's… https://t.co/K0Ri4JyZYS
9/21
2020
@edengoodall GODDESS. @AMummyToo I was thinking that... I just hate all of this.Nothing in pop music will ever feel as event-worthy as when Lady Gaga releases a music video. #911video https://t.co/BUz65kOeOE
Retweeted by TOMIn other news... so excited for the #911video 🙋🏼‍♂️👏🏼Just my two pence, but a nationwide lockdown seems insane when my district has had 7 cases the last 7 days. As horr… https://t.co/ci02nA1Ngi @ThenWeWereFour Shit, I'm sorry to hear that!
9/18
2020
@heysareta Always scale up babe, always. @heysareta Okay okay, but i still have to go into the loft to get the prints to see me at 18... 👴🏼I can't do the 18/Now challenge as cameras weren't invented when i was 18. @genuineplacebo How funny!
9/11
2020
So just to confirm my understanding (because i trust y'all more than the news). My son, husband and i can visit my… https://t.co/qXA0MnfjIk @LesBeMums Agree with all of those. Add America onto the list for me.
9/10
2020
I don’t think I can handle a televised conference from Boris. I’ll check twitter for highlights later... 😒I genuinely still can’t believe that the government has been shaming us for staying at home and not going back to w… https://t.co/b5gVLI01EN
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Retweeted by TOM @LouisePentland 100% BIRD!!Might nip and get 4000 toilet rolls.
Retweeted by TOMWho knew a deadly virus knew the difference between meeting inside a house or a park, but not a sports ground.
Retweeted by TOMFive reasons why #coronavirus rise in cases is not all it seems - extra testing, targeted at high infection rate ar… https://t.co/uDP54BVYhq
Retweeted by TOMDid I just hear on the news that it might be illegal to gather with more than 6 people together?? Illegal??!! What… https://t.co/jRxM4NGEhf
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9/9
2020

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