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Keanu Weebs @urchin13 Los Angeles

(dumb) award winning director! i make videos for a living. you might have even seen some! i also typo a lot. pronouns: him / dude

392 Following   811 Followers   13,253 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/2/08


@omgchomp Aww look at that cute kitty
10/16
2019
@CommutingCrow @LiteralSoup I think, then you just play Das Racist.I still deal with people who think white supremacists/white nationalists are hicks waving Confederate flags. They'… https://t.co/u1Yk8j471s
Retweeted by Keanu Weebs @nmoonart I usually do this in addition to stretches although I have switched to a trackball and don't draw much. @nmoonart If it hurts when you press on that point it's working 🤣 @nmoonart She said this is why she has never had carpal tunnel syndrome. @nmoonart My mom (who has been a dental hygienist for like... Over 40 years) recommends massaging a point on your f… https://t.co/JnO487Rr3X
10/15
2019
My grandmother passed away. Her funerals were today, but here I'd like to talk about the most important thing I cou… https://t.co/uisLkTFQdY
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10/14
2019
idc how many times I’ve seen this video but it will never NOT be funny https://t.co/KFZxGrCykg
Retweeted by Keanu Weebs @missbonekitty Wish is like a weird White Elephant party. @sekushipantsu @JesseCox How about Nina Tucker @MelonieMac Dude I love homemade fan apparel 🤣 @PokeKellz I voted for grapes. But I've never had a dog and is discovered last night that my cat enjoys sharp cheddar.This dog feels the same way I do about Jump Around https://t.co/wUeQfATcrwThat look at the end of "did I just get punked by a rat?" https://t.co/JX4XoLT3bd @lurnings Your arms are prolly more buff than mine. @omgchomp I'm also proud to say @NikaHarper once told me I looked like a manga character. @JesseCox I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought they should name the dog Steve Buscemi @kwizten stegasaurus is my favorite dinosaur. @scottstephan I had a thought several years ago when I was covering PAX that a lot of games might suffer from the t… https://t.co/ZQlAVcjdD6 @fangznhangz black moms are too powerful. @MelCLiu If you're 1 in a million, there's roughly 13 million people in China just like you right? @rocketorca I just assumed sex was part of the things you had to give up when moving into a tiny house. @MelonieMac Is that dogs original name Oroku Saki? 🤣 @PokeKellz @hildewereld First Vet to treat a British Bulldog: "They were so concerned with whether they could, they… https://t.co/ZvEkK4ToN3 @slabbxo @PhysicistLisa This is prob no help but in Monterey Park you can get a 1 hour full body massage with optio… https://t.co/i4jYpshibV @slabbxo @PhysicistLisa Yeah on second thought, it might be better to budget 100 dollars a month for cheese. @mizabitha I've taken to ending all my "and then I said this witty thing" with "and now it's a weed store." @seriouslyallthe @anicacoela I rather like the red hat, it makes it easier to avoid her. @PhysicistLisa @slabbxo $50 seems like a perfectly reasonable cheese budget for one person. @ThatBronzeGirl (shyly raises hand) @sup_angi I know whom to call when I get that 10ft cake for my giant son's birthday. @theMagdalenRose What if you are a horribly disfigured musical genius and you really want them to sing in your opera.
10/13
2019
@MsHeltonReads In an office the "subs" are all your other co workers who have to pick up your slack when you're sic… https://t.co/MHTUWIQ5fI @anicacoela My boomer aunt still does that shit I think. @SatchellDrakes Congrats man! Living with a loved one is a really great feeling.Capitalism Rules Everything Around Me.I can just hear my dad saying, "probably hurt yourself doing something you shouldn't have been doing." "Brooklyn M… https://t.co/FIQKxMENJZ
10/12
2019
@razzadoop https://t.co/chKbhhP5zW
10/11
2019
This guy gives me hope for the future of the internet. https://t.co/HEHcoNvGWE @AmITooRemoved whenever I hear James Cameron all I can think about is how he was once married to Kathryn Bigelow an… https://t.co/rMZ9M1DMmw @PhysicistLisa Yeah, that's true. I was talking awards in general being kinda bullshit, like its really just a meas… https://t.co/QtQfPnWDp4 @PhysicistLisa Awards are garbage. Money is cool tho. @MonsterMashP @missbonekitty Nothing hotter than cast iron!
10/10
2019
"Artists and Performers Celebrate Indigenous Pride" https://t.co/DLqfo6WhFe #art #feedly"A Florida Prisoner Has Made an Entire Documentary in Secret" https://t.co/GfPHZZdP13 #art #feedly
10/9
2019
@FacianeA Any sort of parasite or fungus as it relates to insects
10/8
2019
"This Artist’s Deli, Where Everything Is Made of Felt and Too Adorable to Resist" https://t.co/6uoJ1kBlGi #art #feedly @PokeKellz I mean, there's nothing inherently wrong with theme parks. @JesseCox 👍 @hello_malika Eat a weed brownie when they start boarding parents with small children. Eat the whole thing before y… https://t.co/sDh1UH091FThis praying mantis be like, "Chuck! Don't leave me with this thing! I'll see you in hell you sonnuvabitch!!" https://t.co/7ihqGTMU4b @MelCLiu It's not great out there.
10/7
2019
niggas will watch the joker but won’t cry alone in the bathtub on a sunday at 2:37am while listening the same sad s… https://t.co/zEp67U9WMv
Retweeted by Keanu Weebs @missbonekitty Why do you go to these places!!!!! THERE HAS BEEN 15 BRUTAL FEMALE MURDERS IN LAS VEGAS IN THE PAST MONTH AND VEGAS WON’T PUBLICIZE IT BECAUSE T… https://t.co/kgTPxR5byb
Retweeted by Keanu Weebs @AmITooRemoved I watched the trailer for the Scorcese film and now I need to watch it. @AmITooRemoved https://t.co/3xVTsFY4YY @AmITooRemoved King of Comedy... Like the Stephen Chow movie ? @amiasmatics What are you feeding them, Spam? @PokeKellz Also these showed up on NextDoor but they might not be the aesthetic you're going for https://t.co/HAz7hqYCGa @ThatBronzeGirl Your teeth are kinda endearingI learned about this tech when I was an extra in a vietnam movie. There was a team of dude moving around potted bam… https://t.co/OeysyoLvqg @PhysicistLisa Aww that looks like my first cat. @PokeKellz Sorry my place looks like an episode of Hoarders https://t.co/wvyluhNuTghttps://t.co/KK0I0wLx6P @PokeKellz are you guys looking for fancy barstools? I bought a tall metal stool on nextdoor for like 20 bucks.
10/6
2019
It’s that moment when your obscure research subject pops up in the news. Yesterday @AOC was confronted by a woman c… https://t.co/EeRNvEp4gO
Retweeted by Keanu WeebsHey, want to play a food themed tabletop game that isn't literally just an ad for a corporation? Here's a whole t… https://t.co/apL0Clv15B
Retweeted by Keanu Weebs @theMagdalenRose Marius ?
10/5
2019
@nmoonart Oh man, me too! Let me know your findings!
10/4
2019
@drjotengii Aw man 😭#cat #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram https://t.co/MDehyQSaSK @Toddly_Enough https://t.co/s3MOjhW7AkI’m dead https://t.co/eRcsyWI1gx
Retweeted by Keanu Weebs @Toddly_Enough Dude, I often think about that manic horn chorus.
10/3
2019
@AmITooRemoved I was thinking "I wonder if 100 years from now, Michael Bay will be known as a propaganda filmmaker."Holy shit. https://t.co/nrp9GlRiVl @AmITooRemoved Yeah I remember people talking about how China is making all these propaganda movies but then I thou… https://t.co/pLxyDKaWKX @hildewereld Frank OceanJust posted a photo @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/6iZfQFqRia
10/2
2019
Sweet potato taco @guerrillatacos. Taco was good, the service was not as good. @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/avNbAYsovG
9/30
2019
@SunderCR Call him a Lyft back to port. @IfyNwadiwe @MarsMel @manscaped Yo, you got Zangiefied @devonrubinart This happens to me constantly.
9/27
2019
#cats https://t.co/ZbR3x34eFi
9/26
2019
@fangznhangz That sucks! :( Also happy bday!
9/24
2019
Just posted a photo https://t.co/Uo2zbkw1jk @mrseanbarrett Looks diabetic ? @shamshandwich I am always bothered the word roux even tho it's the base of many fine sauces.
9/23
2019
Just posted a photo https://t.co/amouAeXKIpGet a job doing what you love and you'll have to work twice as hard for half as much money, because your boss will… https://t.co/hKe4aZ422c
Retweeted by Keanu WeebsMeowth need to sit his ass down ! https://t.co/flbdzkhtCV
Retweeted by Keanu WeebsThank goodness I caught this before it was too late! https://t.co/lsnXqsJIUN
Retweeted by Keanu Weebs @AmITooRemoved Jordan Petersen can go fuck himself @JesseCox Oh man, do you have acute alcohol poisoning ? @emilycarmichael Those are actually all the same organism, if you pull up the floor you'll see they share the same… https://t.co/rGgERLTAPH @amiasmatics Wow! You have quite the eco system in your yard! @amiasmatics This bird looks like it just realized something important but then remember it wasn't actually a big deal. @omgchomp @GilPhotography Wow! Looking hot, my dude !
9/22
2019

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