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🎢Singer/Songwriter🎢 - Find my songs here➑️ https://t.co/uuooR4Dyef My tweets ⬇️ https://t.co/lAsWLyGDQ5

7,161 Following   21,317 Followers   157,082 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/5/15


@Firemoth333 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @hilltimothy76 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @DonfromJersey @aelampkin πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @595moore πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @blu_eyd_shy_guy πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹You know what's the funniest thing of all? When people block u, they're stopping themselves from getting any more… https://t.co/WT3CMDRqgA @reccastle πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š @RexChapman When there's a songbird who sings and it's a parrot calling you to join him, it makes me wonder how the… https://t.co/NykHUfbblm @CormorantExile πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š @CrossfireHurri6 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š https://t.co/iu1FpFUOGs @fvern9 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š @CharityBarrios πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š @pg21stcentury πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š
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@AnotherRealm1 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š @loveshobnobs πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @cpbrhb πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @MaleOvernight @Hammyinmiami πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @Wishes_She_Was πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @tassletie πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @PScooter2 @Hammyinmiami πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @AkashaTheBee @timothybird186 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @DarkKen65332470 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @kendra_creek @Uffdafuckingda You're welcome! πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸŽΆ @timothybird186 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @Travel_Chaos @van_vix This video is about the child, not the parent! @van_vix You don't know how lucky you are. this video is based on actual events πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚thanks for watching! πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜Š @manthony408 @Hammyinmiami πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @DavidAdt1 https://t.co/GRM9QzUpHa @ADHDeanASL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Šβ€οΈπŸ˜˜Sing to True Colours 🎢I see your hairy nostrils Poking through I see your hairy nostrils And that's why I hate yo… https://t.co/oTXnks44Z9 @NaishaBoricua31 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @Docnc2001 @Hammyinmiami πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @Ven1_V1di_V1c1 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @manicpixedreem @QuiteTheCurious Absolutely a legitimate reason Tom bloody Hanks Ahem @WhatsAGreenhorn @Chelle_Coops HELL YEAH!!! @MIchelSweeney @Hammyinmiami πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @thesammyhannah Samesies @thesammyhannah I also do this. It's like I don't trust my own feelings. And when they say what I thought, I'm like… https://t.co/0L5W2iEA1m @chrisdunnson πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @jwla πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @GotJbenny Like so much 😊 @Sineadieo πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @MilfordBrimlee πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @jarretrobinson2 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹Have you had your 5 A Day? I have😊 ᴰᡒⁿ'α΅— ᡗᡃᡏᡉ ᡃⁿʸ βΏα΅’α΅—αΆ¦αΆœα΅‰ α΅’αΆ  ᡗʰᡃᡗ Λ’α΅‰αΆœα΅’βΏα΅ˆ α΅–αΆ¦αΆœα΅—α΅˜Κ³α΅‰ ˑᡉᡗᡗᢦⁿᡍ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ᡏⁿᡒʷ ᡗʰᡃᡗ ᡗʰᡉʸ'ʳᡉ α΅ƒαΆœα΅—β€¦ https://t.co/mYW63IY5lS @Greg_1_Leg My pleasure πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜Šβ€οΈ @foolsrushkg44 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @ELESPIDER πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @Hammyinmiami πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹I bring you... ~ The reality of homeschooling a small child ~ https://t.co/tduEp6v1gd
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI feel for those of you doing homeschooling rn. I hope my video will make you not only smile, but also realise you… https://t.co/LiYCWxiTi6
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick @paigewho2 Shit, wait a sec!!Time given, kind words, beautiful smiles, shared laughter. These things mean the most to me. ~ What matters in this life
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickThere are so many tweets on the Twitter so I'd just like to say thank you for noticing this one.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tickwhen washing up turns into a drum solo... https://t.co/QS453a0wPG
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickThe real meanings By me & @WhatsAGreenhorn btw- benjamin the walrus ffs- farts for sale rn- rhinoceros lol- little… https://t.co/HpRtSp8BDL
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickJust a bit of mother and son time! The best bit, for me, is the connection at the end. Brilliant. β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ https://t.co/lckaNTUiTF
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickYou know what? I actually think that right now, at this precise moment in time may, in fact, be the perfect time to tweet.Just bought myself some perfume so I smell lovely when I don't go out anywhere
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick*accidently steals my own tweet because I can't remember what I've tweeted before*
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick*pats his dick on the head and says "testes, testes, one two" as I count his balls*
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick"My grandma just sent me a cardigan she knitted, a matching hat and a family size bag of M&Ms." This sentence is w… https://t.co/EBYlE5eb5g
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickMe at Pound Land Excuse me how much is this? *holds up a bag of sweets* A pound And this? *Holds up a cat toy*… https://t.co/lbNLnjgXat
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickYou make me laugh... Just by being you
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI think that in the future we'll start referring to the years as... BC - Before Covid AC/DC - After Covid, Damn Covid
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick*hangs up nothing but pyjamas on the washing line*
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick @Gazzamundi @mytmyway Really made me chuckle!! @SecretDoor15 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸŽΆ @Knorg πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š @HockeySkates3 πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‹ @Gazzamundi @mytmyway πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Greg_1_Leg πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰CONGRATULATIONS!! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ I love you Gregory one legory and you're not even in trouble πŸ€“πŸ»πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜Šβ€οΈSo 3k of you lovely people decided to follow me. I’ve no idea why but I appreciate you all. So to celebrate pleas… https://t.co/k6dwUaWrNG
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickWhen I’m in trouble my Christian name is Gregory One Legory.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickForget Top Gun 2... It's 30 years later, fat, balding, toothless. Financially crippled by alimony and gambling debt… https://t.co/7hsDg7S5ss
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI’m wearing a wire. -first date
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI keep writing β€œyear of absolute, never-ending hell” on all my checks, gang. Wait. Still works.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickNow that I have to wear a mask all the time I think this might be my moment to shine as a ventriloquist.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickWho called it a fire crotch and not a barbecooch?
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickWomen will really give their pets middle and last names instead of going to therapy
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickMe: I've reached the point of no return. Librarian: Nice try, pal.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickCaroline
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickThe girls in Mambo No. 5 weren't Lou's first choices but Begas can't be choosers
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickOne thing they don't tell you about newborns is they will sometimes sit bolt upright at midnight and freestyle the intro to Scatman.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickBen is short for Benneth
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickDiamonds are for Trevor Tomorrow Trevor dies
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tickmurderer: *aggressively advancing* me: *urgently pumping reeboks*
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickAnd the McRib that the McLord God had taken from the McMan he made into a McWoman and brought her to the McMan. -McGenesis 2:22
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickStephen King is fascinating. Imagine going on a bender and coming out of a blackout to discover you’ve written the book Cujo
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickHim: I’m finding that there are just less and less things to like about you Me: It’s actually β€œfewer”
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickFight Club, but it's a Sewing Co-op, and still called Project May Hem
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick2020: everything is cake 2021: everything is a shanty
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickDostoyevsky novels would have 40% fewer pages if the characters just had shorter names
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI don't know who needs to hear this, but selling lavender and peppermint oils isn't what they meant by 'essential worker'
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI always wanted one of those secret passages behind the bookcase, and then I realized it was in the books
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickBeing a Canadian who loves animals, I caribou't reindeer.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickHim: With my penmanship, I'd make a good doctor. Me: No, honey. Doctors can spell.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI love you. I've been drinking. I love everyone.
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI've been asked if I've tried anal. Does sex with the same asshole for three years count?
Retweeted by Claire Behind The Hair Blue TickI just remembered the time I breathed in a gnat in 2015 and I wonder if the constant buzzing in my head is the gnat… https://t.co/txfyK9zGUw
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