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JL Johnson @user47 Lee's Summit, MO, USA

Dad. @JillianMarisa’s husband 😍 C-list #AvGeek. Leader at a Conglom-O Corp & @AirlineReporter. #PlugIn driver. #PlantBased. #CorpLife. MY VIEWS, yadda yadda…

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Joined Twitter 8/19/08


@WandrMe Looks nice! @goeasternair Looks better in the sky 😍 https://t.co/QKav9B0ZRfI’m not allowed to go back into my on-site office until the start of next year. But honestly, that’s just a date they threw out. #CorpLife
7/8
2020
Launch of OWG, a new airline ! A unique travel experience to tropical destinations. Against all odds, a new airline… https://t.co/NSQEKXJuem
Retweeted by JL Johnson @WandrMe @AirlineFlyer TMYK. Thanks ‘gents @AirlineFlyer IG doesn’t allow the previews? That seems counterintuitiveWell, this pretty much sums it up. Adding a screenshot because Twitter selfishly doesn’t do IG previews. If you are… https://t.co/stzkwNuxU0 @RexArcherMD Well said! @KCIAirport @KCMO @KCMOHealthDept @QuintonLucasKC Good! @leezbtv Yup. From what I gather it’s the less polished folks. I asked some of our IT guys about it years ago and t… https://t.co/ggY9m8JulGYou know things are bad for Boeing when an airline goes out of its way to state that its 30+ year old 737-400s are… https://t.co/3L7QoD686v
Retweeted by JL JohnsonHere is a handy printable guide on how to properly store some of your fruits and veggies. https://t.co/udI4XsyoxR https://t.co/UZtlKSetrD
Retweeted by JL Johnson“Do the needful.” #CorpLife @bp_America C. Replying to big oil’s ads to waste a tiny slice of their ad budget because replies count as “engagement.” @exxonmobil @OGCInews Too little too late. Don’t be the evil company that you are, donating 200k to a food bank and $1MM to advertising it.Don’t come at me with “We’re the party of Lincoln” and then stand there with a Confederate Flag defending the names… https://t.co/Jl6ZL1y6N5
Retweeted by JL JohnsonPresident Obama has a personal responsibility to visit & embrace all people in the US who contract Ebola!
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7/7
2020
#LifeGoals: Be more like Boeing “Mad Dog” HTF 7000. #BoeingDog cc @JillianMarisa https://t.co/Or0eK0HuuX @airlineguys Fully expected lightning. Relieved that wasn’t the case @jonfullon Well… I’ve read that scent is the sense most closely linked with memories. So I guess maybe? Sounds like… https://t.co/R9srUi6CXt @curbcrusher https://t.co/yM7co6EjGu @sharcor Wow, Sharon. Lots to unpack there. But I fear even if I invested the time to engage you it would be fruitl… https://t.co/1MfRTVGH2eI thought to myself, “They really can’t be THAT dumb. Maybe this is the Christ of the Ozarks?” So I googled it. Nop… https://t.co/8CEfLkMbqN @lachlan @DubCook Never mind. But seriously, I was right about cheap knockoff 😂 https://t.co/laSrZDaCDW @lachlan @DubCook In fairness. There’s a crappy knockoff in Southern Missouri, and this looks like it. @sharcor When cases stop growing exponentially, I’d imagine. Or when there’s a proven and tested vaccine. Or, ideally: Both. @FATravelWriter Ugh. That’s me in 2020 ☹️ you aren’t alone! @Allegiant Good deal!I wonder if it’s illegal or inappropriate for us to stroll through a field at an @MDC_online park “shopping” for wi… https://t.co/7bDpMMiPSR @Sam_Hartle Indeed. @Sam_Hartle Should be interesting to see the numbers in a few weeks though. Unless we think folks were responsible… https://t.co/lGqqDMMlZzI'd caution against making any pronouncements about COVID-19 trends based on data after an extended holiday weekend.
Retweeted by JL Johnson @MikeGrahamLS @realDonaldTrump That last few seconds I was 100% sure she was going to say “all flags matter.” That would have been a HOOTI just learned that peeling an orange and eating it in the shower is a thing. Ask me anything.
Retweeted by JL Johnson @jonfullon Oh myy. 😂 @AimeesBlog Good problems to have, me thinks @vmstan @RedCross “Yet to” is appropriate. And sad. @rustysunshine Wow wow WOWWWWW. Wow. @Sam_Hartle You, Sam, are way ahead of us. Here’s our single cucumber, still on the vine😂 https://t.co/NhWU6l5fgH
7/6
2020
@RexChapman The US really is the Florida of the world.
Retweeted by JL Johnson @solitarybrother Oh, great! Glad you enjoyed it @solitarybrother YES! @jonk 🤩 @JillianMarisa @HRCLauren @leezbtv Can’t see original tweet 🤷🏻‍♂️It’s the future. A totally regular dude (by current standards) wants to be an astronaut. Also: Eugenics (while neve… https://t.co/Udxm3CceXz @Steve__Bowens @FlyingPhotog @kanyewest We all knew this to be a fact with Trump. And it blew up in our faces. Let’… https://t.co/mTEgQYn1IINo, we don’t have news to share…Most of the baby name candidates we have on our list come from cooking shows. 😂
7/5
2020
I’m ready for #MacJohnsonFarm phase II. Still in the ‘burbs… But we’ll have chickens + way more room for veggies. J… https://t.co/YxO8FdYTxoGuys, I love my wife 🥰. Maps said turn onto county road H (new to us road) and @JillianMarisa says, “Put it in H!” https://t.co/7KrbuCxr66
7/4
2020
Not terrifying at all. Nope. 😱 https://t.co/uN7anctLzw @jonfullon Woah! 💰 @MiddleSeatView Ughhhhhhh! @reneerico Also accurate 😂 @JillianMarisa Well, I mean there’s ~30% less of me to love. So that’s fun! 🤩 @ARdpb No. I fear it’s only you. But yay dental hygiene?For a fun trek down pre-COVID #AvGeek memory lane, search your phone’s photos app for “airplane.” Here’s one that g… https://t.co/mgZD5g2QVQOk, one more: Don’t tell Jacob! 😂 https://t.co/4Ko9O2CMx7 @GoldShawFarm I know things are no fun with Lil’s condition. So maybe this will make you laugh? Excetpt from… https://t.co/xbMLVwh1CR @HeatherDiaz01 @cityofLS Lack of concern for fellow citizens and a leadership vacuum. What a shame. @cityofLS Not surprised. Folks are walking around our city as if guidance doesn’t apply to them. Downtown is a disa… https://t.co/IuYtDrBwqh @padresj Just like everything Trump endorses. Cheap, flimsy, and only meant to last long enough for a quick thrill. @Akhil_Anumolu Hello FIBER 😍
7/3
2020
Our dog eats raw squash. 🤷🏻‍♂️ @RealSteveJoe @ewarren Oh, I hadn’t considered that. Thanks for the insight! @jonostrower Hi, I’m Flips McWhiteFudge with ZFU2, can we use this content for our for-profit network and all of it… https://t.co/YDkztyoSIs @JR_justJR Oh, fun! I’ve been thinking about getting one of those kits, but have seen mixed reviews. Do the lubers… https://t.co/DcPwDrxQI2Foggy plastic headlights have been a problem ever since we stopped changing actual bulbs. Here’s a thought: Maybe w… https://t.co/xi9qVvOCT6 @ewarren Accurate. Dang I wish you were the presumptive nominee. I’ll settle for you as VP, though 😃The pandemic isn’t over yet.
Retweeted by JL Johnson @turnbullben I hate to feed into the exceptionalism thing, but I only occasionallly studied in HS and ended with a… https://t.co/NoZW8sJsdu @solitarybrother https://t.co/0DyMliaDzFThe U.S. is like those kids in school who refused to study, refused to do homework, and were upset they earned poor… https://t.co/d2MaURs7LWA @CBP MQ-9B Guardian UAV, CPB216, doing orbits now near Omaha (repeating what they did yesterday). Have been keepi… https://t.co/6OdGbUkAlB
Retweeted by JL Johnson @vmstan I wish I had a tiny slice of your expertise @WandrMe Oh man, I remember those days. I wish! Jillian sure deserves it. But the other two are… problematic and pr… https://t.co/rPd6FjYtDq @martysg Forever grateful to the accent gods that my wife somehow made it out of the NE accent neutral. But good on… https://t.co/42w5OimdOEI signed my name more times today (~15 mins) than I have combined, over multiple years. So much paperwork. With an actual pen. In person! @balajis hi. I have never heard of you and know nothing about you other than you are a jerk. And that’s problematic… https://t.co/smToxIjGcQ @AirlineFlyer @JillianMarisa I’ve been trained to assume coffee has massive value. Knowing darn well it doesn’t. *$ has succeeded 😕Guys. @panerabread has a new sort of coffee subscription plan. $9/month! But you don’t start paying until September… https://t.co/GkGYBDpoAHThiiiiiis this this this this. https://t.co/nK35oDLVnA
Retweeted by JL JohnsonThe A350-1000 visited @BostonLogan for the first time today @British_Airways held the honor of being the first air… https://t.co/bt6YDJREIf
Retweeted by JL Johnson @davidvlynn I dig your view @richlauwers 🤩 @lostpiloter It did! And it’s basically Friday. So yay! @rustysunshine https://t.co/MrSHH2OEYU @photoJDL Woah! 😍 @MarcNYC36 @Aggboy55 @solitarybrother @airport_girl @mikeswaney @JR_justJR This GIF 🤩 @traineyjr @WandrMe https://t.co/TnYocubifj @solitarybrother @airport_girl @mikeswaney @Aggboy55 @JR_justJR https://t.co/Bzn8FYTTk0 @Aggboy55 Still haven’t flown on one! @Libertarian247 Too rich for my blood. My money is in 401K, IRA, and real estate @LeviAnstine https://t.co/HjHgiRuQc8
7/2
2020
I don’t drive very much. 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/JagtBn2r4I @WandrMe My org, I suspect you know who, is a YUGE one with travel and we aren’t allowed to go anywhere. Period. Ma… https://t.co/M90NHk0uZ4I’d like some good news, please. @TheForwardCabin @SouthwestAir I’d love it, but change fees are lucrative. Free money for nothing. Once COVID passe… https://t.co/iv1c4FY44g @NYCAviation Super bummer, but understandable. FWIW, if only we all had the pandemic seriously (like the rest of th… https://t.co/GeskQ5l8MHUnfortunately, due to the worsening #COVID19 situation nationwide and especially in California, we have made the di… https://t.co/AqYwAEWepR
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7/1
2020

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