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Artist, online yeller, not a bro. He/him. Art: https://t.co/vfSB0TleSo Store: https://t.co/sEmQWCuA0E Patreon: https://t.co/ODtAdBJtV7

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Joined Twitter 3/13/15


@sarahhollowell Someone put a basket over it please @sarahhollowell Silence might be best, and stillness, at least until we know whether it’s looking @HyperfocusCos Yeah I’m gonna take some in a minute, I just have to do some stuff I want to be clearheaded for (see… https://t.co/nacqSD70PD @HyperfocusCos I genuinely don’t know if I’m getting sick or if someone fancied up their pastry with ground almondscatering companies, I beg you, from the smoldering remains of my corpse: put the fucking allergens on the goddamn labelthe thing about allergies is sometimes, when you don’t use them in a while, they get strong, like alcohol, and knoc… https://t.co/pH78go36C4 @hottestsingles @NotLikeFreddy “We modified the spell, now it’s Flavor Missile”a fun game I like to play, and cannot recommend enough, is “Am I Having an Allergic Reaction or Getting the Flu” b… https://t.co/1lugDNPXOl @hottestsingles @NotLikeFreddy See all that exposed brick? Upcycled from the inner sanctum itself! @NotLikeFreddy “Our special tonight is red potion. It comes in a ball of blown sugar and it is a mist you inhale up… https://t.co/Jfh0ToCIAs @NotLikeFreddy I have now realized just how insufferable molecular gastronomy would be in a magical realm, thank you @ai_valentin I STILL want that even though I am manifestly too old for boarding school Wonder if it would work with grad school @ai_valentin The dream @jennygadget One of my favorite things about TOS is the way they keep putting Kirk in situations where his clothes… https://t.co/WTyL5ck8Nk @romanathethird Flawless
2/28
2020
When someone is expressing their joy and love for something, your unsolicited negativity/expression of dislike of s… https://t.co/Xdd0u3fE3y
Retweeted by Jared Pechacek @queuelessness @MicroSFF oh my god they were duelmates"You Were Never Lost," my short fantasy comic about mixed-race identity, heritage and home is available to purchase… https://t.co/nPYgJ2p3B1
Retweeted by Jared Pechacek @osutein Varda: I put up some stars, geez @osutein another bit of that whole sequence that I love is that the Valar are like "well fuck we gotta do something… https://t.co/s4kSShbwup @osutein hashtag incel moon @osutein "the moon is permanently burned because its driver is the Honk If You're Horny guy" @osutein YEAH I remember reading that part for the first time and feeling my head explode entirely @osutein aah, thank you!yes I still use Tumblr, nobody there has anything to lose anymore and it's glorious to beholdmy favorite thing about putting fanart on Tumblr is that when you look at the post later the site shows you "more l… https://t.co/Kc79Gs2n2tthese vessels the Valar gave to Varda, that they might become lamps of heaven, outshining the ancient stars https://t.co/dusV7KHN3Z
Retweeted by Jared Pechacekthe maiden whom the Valar chose to guide the vessel of the sun was named Arien https://t.co/2tn9qwuZwP
Retweeted by Jared PechacekI fear people who have those phone wallets. If they're capable of that, they're capable of anything @premeesaurus uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… https://t.co/sySNg5Q5QZHi everyone ✨ I am opening commissions for ECCC! I don't do these very often but I'm looking forward to drawing som… https://t.co/eQgOf0SNsG
Retweeted by Jared Pechacek @NotLikeFreddy *90s, dammit @NotLikeFreddy “before the 80s nobody knew some words could be bad” @GeneralMcMaul OH NOOOOOO, I'm so sorry, that sucks! @HyperfocusCos YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY CLASSES THOUGH @GeneralMcMaul oh I LOVE playing a cleric!the problem with reading memoirs is that they make me VOLUMINOUSLY self-reflective and I don't have the kind of ste… https://t.co/l5u1Yk9ZNO @JamesAGibson the first one is something I found by googling "medieval stabbing each other" the second is from The… https://t.co/CkI89of3pq @HyperfocusCos "I'm so many of these things" defeats the purpose of the exercise and you know it"I just want everyone to love me and everything I do but never to TELL me because if they TELL me I will be MERELY… https://t.co/bHNDSm57wu @HyperfocusCos you are, in fact, not @romanathethird like if you ever wanted to truly murder me there is not a single thing I could do about it @romanathethird not with your actual feet but you have a TON of knives and scissors and anger, so @HyperfocusCos a butt @romanathethird I would say the opposite for you, honestlywhen your greed for constant affirmation is at odds with your pathological inability to accept a compliment https://t.co/iR2CVpduxXI mean, this is not a surprise at all, I just feel uncomfortably, specifically seenregret to announce that, having done fully 3/3 things on the list, I am a wizard https://t.co/y9ZSO1pKTBwhen u dismantle auteur theory https://t.co/5qedoWno8U
Retweeted by Jared Pechacek @Lizamezzo It is! @queuelessness We dothese vessels the Valar gave to Varda, that they might become lamps of heaven, outshining the ancient stars https://t.co/dusV7KHN3Zthe maiden whom the Valar chose to guide the vessel of the sun was named Arien https://t.co/2tn9qwuZwPJust saw something on my timeline, which makes me want to remind everyone: Please be careful who you follow on he… https://t.co/CQLnDj5vbo
Retweeted by Jared Pechacekhey all, tomorrow's my birthday! 🎂✨ i could use a hand, so here are some ways you can support me and my work! ✨ko-f… https://t.co/sBuAELa1d9
Retweeted by Jared Pechacek @IdealTrajectory I assumed it was a joke but I’m not at all surprised to find out it isn’tI don’t need anyone else to tell me about the inflatable pants but I’m so glad that SEVERAL people saw them and tho… https://t.co/fPF6JM294nI have, in fact, seen the inflatable pants. And I’m truly delighted that this is an announcement I even have to mak… https://t.co/K6I5a4Turq @Almost_Anna <3 <3 <3When the same discourse comes around every other month https://t.co/hVrnzIMqut
Retweeted by Jared Pechaceka soft boi, a gelatinous lad, a ductile dude @sqiouyilu If you grow your beard long enough you can just wrap it around your mouth to make your own maskhandsome https://t.co/dM37nM9wWI @romanathethird no I’m definitely big and friendly and outdoorsy they’re my defining traits @romanathethird I think in terms of cooking personality, I get it, but in terms of PERSON personality, no @romanathethird I got Brad @romanathethird @IdealTrajectory Carla is my favoritethe ONLY REASON to accumulate wealth is to buy a BIG WEIRD HOUSE and then write a COMPLICATED WILL that will PUNISH… https://t.co/O6MmwgAPRP
2/27
2020
@IdealTrajectory our lives certainly wouldn’t be any worse @rodeokitten Oh, I can't even do that @NedRaggett hmm @NedRaggett I see you retweeted this but not the MASTERPIECE attached to itlisten to @BytheBywater, available wherever fine podcasts are foundthe time of men is over. the time of the orctapus has come https://t.co/OZvfzwrBmJ @CAwkward Living area is limited on spaceships! It just makes sense!I say this every time Etsy, Patreon, etc gets trending bc of some stupid decision; lots of shoppers stop buying thi… https://t.co/6pc9HP9hHP
Retweeted by Jared Pechacek @NedRaggett *cough* @pinky_or_brain @dd_toronto Can't even choke it down @rodeokitten I have to eat them with coffee because it damps down what's gross about them, but even then they have… https://t.co/R9QxptUYU3 @rodeokitten they suck and I eat them all the time anyway @dd_toronto oh yeah, can't get enough!! I actually eat them a lot because they're easy to pack with lunch, but the… https://t.co/heFUKnOvgHI like everything about bananas except their readiness to bruise, also their texture, smell, flavor, and color @alanapaints @Himmapaan That could be part of it, and of course wearing huge amounts of expensive cloth is always a… https://t.co/jFTvVWsVzL @Himmapaan They are SO awkward; I'm not clear on what people wanted out of these clothes, but earlier and later fas… https://t.co/B7Kg6JcNMc"I'm proud of this, so clearly nobody should be able to look at it"me @ me: what is the point of retweeting something so people don't miss it and then instantly burying it under nons… https://t.co/QU5Q8g0fYz @chel_c_cam I love chairs but they are more comfortable when I'm sitting in them ~improperly~ like the stereotype I amOkay, hear me out. - Family moves for dad’s new job - You go to a new school where you don’t understand how anythi… https://t.co/cI99Ey2ph8
Retweeted by Jared Pechacek @romanathethird https://t.co/j5Yi1C47Ci @romanathethird https://t.co/BFwLfojmuD @Perfectly_Safe @fonticulus lord bless you, I never need to work up to that @romanathethird https://t.co/6AaarfqIHQ @davidfucillo @jenn_ruth I think once you get past 25-30 you should be issued a titanium spine (or whatever would m… https://t.co/gfrkHbHbA9 @romanathethird https://t.co/cE9tHMjtb7 @fonticulus love too have flesh, bones, various organs, a garnish of skin, all functioning as intended at all times @Trungles that’s too much movie!a thing I love about being human and having a body is that sometimes your back is like NO and you’re like “no what”… https://t.co/RPF60Bez9Y @romanathethird https://t.co/n0CSTUXwlVdeleted this originally because I thought I had a typo, couldn’t find one, tweeted it again, and now I see the typo… https://t.co/Ab64OUhK26 @romanathethird https://t.co/sOzhAXexp2
2/26
2020

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