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Lesley! @vanetti Austin, TX

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Joined Twitter 5/11/08


@tricialorrene YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU’RE RIGHTis it uncool to wake up a sleeping man for this, I am unsureAt $30 for a bag of 10 candies, no one is giving weed to your stupid kids. https://t.co/jkGKHFlhvf
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Retweeted by Lesley!Unfortunate typo https://t.co/wYr5Vtq4tY
Retweeted by Lesley! @Demonic_Cowboy I am so confused by myself @WastingYourGum really and truly, hormones were a mistakeI just woke up NEXT-LEVEL HORNY at 4:30 AM because there is no God @bloodychill ok what do I need to knowCRYING https://t.co/k7t8CmSXxw @geekoncaffeine idk BUT I AM CRYINGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL https://t.co/QiNfJCLUeT @vanetti Aldi has amazing girl scout knock offs.
Retweeted by Lesley! @rudycoby ok but I already voted and I love popcorn @bridgeyrocks literally me rn @mattjay 👀 @prettysailorr this a Vampire Weekend albumWay to go, Travis County!🗳️ https://t.co/QWR5BpLmZL
Retweeted by Lesley! @Chris_Meloni yes https://t.co/VqpjHDURhD @horsegirlonmain I have no opinion but I can quickly form one 🤣am I gonna get into Paramore now??? probably https://t.co/QJN0a1coryi made some art based on something very dear to me and i’m very proud of it 🤎 https://t.co/uKNs8VfsXK
Retweeted by Lesley!This is the last photo that I have with my stepdad. He was deeply deteriorating from stage 4 cancer, and he died te… https://t.co/EbpD5L6mKKI would give every penny that I have, I would sell all of my worldly possessions, I would do any labor required for… https://t.co/FIufS3Suk3 @simmerdovvn @MoonlnDaylight one time I was 24 and I sneezed real hard and had an Issue @simmerdovvn @MoonlnDaylight I don’t have context but everyone shartsI don’t know what he going through but same https://t.co/i9dpbajtL9
Retweeted by Lesley! @oranicuhh @lNDUSTRYGAMES we did it https://t.co/HpUgNnFsQs @prettysailorr @Mexicanity bitch if you have seen literally one episode of this show then you already knew @julietted80 also someday the pandemic will end and I am reserving 12 hugs and maybe a nice lunch on the Riverwalk thank uI told @prettysailorr that @Mexicanity was just gonna play some video games while I watched This Is Us with her, an… https://t.co/JN3KyYA6CF @hareacademy BLESS YOU @julietted80 THANK YOU!!! So do you! For reallt any reason at all. But uhhh our of curiosity do you watch this show 👀YOU LITERALLY GAVE ME TWELVE HUGS YOU ABSOLUTE QUEEN 💖💖💖💖💖 https://t.co/Wg8vwyYgFxI just watched the premiere of This Is Us and I need like twelve hugs @SmalleyMcSmall 👉😎👉I swear to God if someone doesn’t give Mandy Moore her fucking Emmy soon, I’m gonna lose my entire mind
10/29
2020
@lesliehakuna TEACH ME YOUR PASTRY WAYS @Nerdygal33 THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID @Nerdygal33 I will probably add to it once I have had time but I wanted to make the tweet as quickly as possible lmfao, you're very welcome! @stormnerys https://t.co/8S3uW0mA90 lmfaooooFeel free to share and add your own GS Cookie hacks! Fuck Amy Coney Barrett and fuck the Girl ScoutsThin mint recipe here: https://t.co/2TRF6CAolhDo-Si-Dos: Top with a teaspoon of crunchy peanut butter for 35 calories of healthy fat. Instead of the typical sand… https://t.co/yQuNQ15x5uTagalongs: Top with a 1/2 teaspoon of each creamy peanut butter, followed by melted semisweet chocolate.Samoas: melt down chewy caramel candies in a bowl sprayed with nonstick spray. Microwave in 15-second increments (s… https://t.co/dKhdXQfQimTrefoils, Samoas, Tagalongs, and Do-Si-Dos can all be made using this shortbread base (see below for specific mods): https://t.co/AF4xPa0ECehere's a thread of Girl Scout cookie hack recipes https://t.co/XPDU6LRIDIdamn, what a coincidence that I very recently realized that I’m good at baking cookies https://t.co/XPDU6LRIDIdamn ok Boss https://t.co/1OjGmCgpjTWhy Billy Joe Shaver was one of the greatest country artists of all time https://t.co/JURYdINR4j https://t.co/3wDdRAHr1S
Retweeted by Lesley! @amywilson ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws @elinorgray strikes and gutters @Stealth_IsMetal @RandyS0725 the taste 😙👌 @DivWizard I ...... should also get a new prescription tbh @DivWizard FAIR FAIRMore Travis County voters have cast a ballot so far during early voting than in all of the 2016 presidential electi… https://t.co/BQXXQZ5WxI
Retweeted by Lesley!Coco and I just VOTED.. I’m just gonna say if you DON’T Vote... And 🤡 wins again. Shut the F up for the next 4.
Retweeted by Lesley! @DivWizard if you have your prescription handy, you can plug it into Zenni Optical, they truly don’t give a fuck ho… https://t.co/rf2LiojvzQ @speccyferret Andy this made me laugh so hard idk why @Mexicanity @leboism @klandergan I have never seen these in my life, but yes @heartsandmouths that is amazing @heartsandmouths I don’t know where it is! I found it on the Internet™ @songlin221 @her_nerdiness @bigderoloenergy @_queerioes it learns FAST, too it had my number after about three hours @prettysailorr is this about the ball gameHow're you doin'? https://t.co/IxwGE8qhYQ
Retweeted by Lesley!Proof backlash still works to some degree. https://t.co/x9zGg1CNrX
Retweeted by Lesley!An incredible, brutally simple idea with perfect execution: McSweeney's editors compile every single misdeed the pr… https://t.co/TgqlPnRMcq
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10/28
2020
We all just keep saying it, but: if you're one of those 28 million, then please, return your ballot in person (or s… https://t.co/hpySETtMxh
Retweeted by Lesley! @minebyrights like dis https://t.co/IGFqLwPxhN @minebyrights boxer briefs are the only waythis was literally seven days ago https://t.co/JxEsThIu1gme for the past two months: PLEASE GOD MAKE THIS HEAT CEASE, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE [monkey paw curls] https://t.co/cBd4BSEbZM @treklock 💅💅💅feel like I am running out of ways to say that covid trends in Texas are scary and getting worse https://t.co/OSjCWBqkrI
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Retweeted by Lesley! @miraphorism no one has a name without these lettersBREAKING: The Biden campaign has announced a three-day bus tour in TEXAS, starting tomorrow in Amarillo, Lubbock, A… https://t.co/a8qeFoSsLV
Retweeted by Lesley!omg https://t.co/PWzB6EXE31🥺 https://t.co/mTx51HdDNHi have zero sympathy for anyone who regrets voting for trump. "oh i didn't know it was gonna be this bad :(" yeah??… https://t.co/RTuAOOJXxq
Retweeted by Lesley! @GoFrankGo @Mexicanity well now I’m stokedI won’t, I think that’s really shitty to do judge and shame them publicly, come on https://t.co/u9oyIZspIe @GoFrankGo @Mexicanity was telling me about this yesterday~A NEW ICE AGE IS ABOUT TO SWALLOW AUSTIN IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE TO FLEE/HOARD UNNECESSARY SHIT FROM HEB!!!!! https://t.co/J5FuKWCX5L
Retweeted by Lesley! @AuntieTravis https://t.co/np2ADoa1hJ @KathyWelsh8 @threepatch Before we know it!! Til then, let’s stay strong @AuntieTravis I never would have taken Thursday for granted if I’d known it was gonna drop fifty degrees since then @KathyWelsh8 @threepatch I love and miss you so muchhttps://t.co/Bwup5PfgmI
Retweeted by Lesley! @KathyWelsh8 @threepatch 💖💖💖 @AuntieTravis BITCH IT’S COLDhttps://t.co/2fJwvGQeza
Retweeted by Lesley! @scullyseviltwin I hope he cries next WednesdayWho knew you could make it to the Supreme Court without ever trying a case and being a judge for only 3 years. Whit… https://t.co/N2hpoZR95g
Retweeted by Lesley!In case you need some sweet kitty snores this morning: https://t.co/IFN6SPE4mE
Retweeted by Lesley! @geekoncaffeine I actually find all of these relevant to my interests 🤣Guess they have to do it before the sun comes up and they all turn to dust. https://t.co/aMEYV3Ajqo
Retweeted by Lesley!I wanted to wait until halloween, but well you deserve something good to start the week. https://t.co/qHNsPrpZ6t
Retweeted by Lesley!We deserve to see this https://t.co/74wALED8zh
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10/27
2020

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