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Vasu Kulkarni @Vasu A NYC pickup game near you

Love basketball more than you ever loved anything. Managing Partner @CourtsideVC | Founder @krossovr | Board @crossoverbball | JV Hoops @penn | #sports #tech

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Joined Twitter 6/10/08


Lmfao, dude on my Facebook legit went to the grocery store today and bought a shopping cart full of Goya products to support Trump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Yo we need to impeach this motherfucker all over again. Then vote him out. And then make sure if his bum ass is eve… https://t.co/am3nxRqxoD#MAGA https://t.co/MLgvH7QByLI love Twitter. https://t.co/pedocs1mj6
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7/11
2020
I’M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW 🤯 (via @isaiahrivera_1) https://t.co/EgdJ3M5B0a
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarnime when I reply to an email saying “no worries” https://t.co/wfZCSPHLtS
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniTrump vs Umbrella: Round II https://t.co/c1LfkbgzgC @wojespn from DOWNNNTOWNNNNN And then ESPN tried to say he was outta bounds 😂😂😂 #WojBomb https://t.co/xj3WmSGQKW
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniLmfaooooooooooooo https://t.co/iB02roZRBYHeyooooo https://t.co/GkFFVUxioz
7/10
2020
@laf_julius My ass hasn’t left home in 97 days, so I’m well aware ☠️☠️☠️Lmao, these dudes acting like they going to Mars. Bruh, it's just Orlando. https://t.co/faMK24h2VqDAMN, this is good. 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/g1cCcGbOoP
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/HpxpzNTHcgLmao https://t.co/zY9QJBpuydLFG https://t.co/shJIPHi2MTAlways count on a Spur to do the right thing 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 https://t.co/iwrgAekm2Q
7/9
2020
WOW https://t.co/BQHMDtQsmnthis is what LeBron’s first taco tuesday in the Orlando bubble’s gonna look like https://t.co/jHg7Ni2ww5
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarniif Lakers players are getting sad looking dinners, this is what the Suns and Wizards are gonna be eating in the Orl… https://t.co/hXrLs5dwk3
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniDaddy issues. https://t.co/V05flP8o4T
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniThis is a poem about America. https://t.co/QsaCb3GwVS
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni @AndyGlockner Lmfaoooooooo @WorldWideWob NBA Players in Orlando: https://t.co/u0Ah6HGQUkWhen people start a sentence with “believe it or not” I’m like wow, those are two very good options
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni @WorldWideWob NBA: https://t.co/iB4CEt8ureThe next step after remote work is pseudonymous work. Separate your earning name, your speaking name, your real na… https://t.co/K8NReYJvy6
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7/8
2020
Seed round VC's trying to value a pre-revenue company https://t.co/BvYqb9AOdESPORTS: - 🏀 NBA: 18% white - 🏈 NFL: 27% white - ⚾️ MLB: 59% white - ⚽️ MLS: 38% white - 🏀 WNBA: 17% white MEDIA:… https://t.co/xnV9AB26Im
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7/7
2020
Had to make a quick trip I’ll be back tomorrow 😂😂😂 https://t.co/mllfzNXdXj
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni$450M over 10 years has to be the biggest deal in sports history. Mahomes getting PAID!!!🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/FOLPJHmEQkLmfao https://t.co/DnLH03uPJ9jeanine why are my boobs up on your phone https://t.co/69MW72y0YM
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniHi, ER Doc here. If you think wearing a piece of cloth makes it “hard to breathe”, then trust me you do NOT want COVID-19.
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniThis guy was floating 👀 (via @OmarGooddness) https://t.co/HLwX93UORq
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/paZPgfEuUN☠️☠️☠️ https://t.co/bXQAmZv2oJ @parrot_this @ScottSCroker @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Here’s a collection https://t.co/BZGQWboZSK
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniThis year's TBT rules during the Elam ending are awesome. Any non-shooting foul is 1 shot plus the ball. Really cle… https://t.co/oSiQz5hmTWThe US and Canada did military flyovers and one of the planes crashed into a house https://t.co/Y0isvNjHUX
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniWhere the fuck this dude getting seven fiddy from?! https://t.co/rWeY751KAk
7/6
2020
The irony is as thick as Trump’s fat ass. https://t.co/pIkSJMTD6oDude is a waste of oxygen AND tax payer dollars. Smh. https://t.co/CYVmP6S7YiGame, blouses. https://t.co/bDf1OVWLccA deer entered a Colorado store. The store owner gave him some chocolate chip cookies. The deer left the store and… https://t.co/XrKo1M7fIl
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniAmerica should outsource July 4th to India like they do the rest of their work. We will blow your mind with our fir… https://t.co/uDnaxr6jJhKanye is a clown. Dude should focus on his GAP colab. https://t.co/KtiP4uaHUx“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.” - Mark TwainSo cool https://t.co/vMV0aIH20l @JamesYoder One of those rings signifies the end of your life, the other one is trying to save it. @JamesYoder That’s literally the last thing on earth it would be. Literally.
7/5
2020
@vienners Lmao @vienners Hopefully I never find out?Got my NBA bubble ring on. Just need to get the call up now. https://t.co/551Kya9JmvPraise the lord. Basketball is back. #TBT2020 https://t.co/CkFTUWp7OJYou can now call Joey Chestnut the GOAT of GOATs! https://t.co/YJGJXSzmBZ
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniThis thread is nuts https://t.co/cTMovxc7z5Lmfao. July 4th is a great time to remember how many truly dumb muthafuckas we have in our country. https://t.co/A0d87Xj0fIEvery hooper has gotten a bucket on a store basket 💯 (via michael.dunks/IG) https://t.co/qNA4nEGmYo
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniWhite people be cray https://t.co/DiFmFhQj3h @Brandonshtein I'll let you know after I go lick a subway pole @Brandonshtein Supposedly based on heart rate variability but 🤷🏽‍♂️I'm ready for the bubble. Put me in, coach. https://t.co/pR43FKMLg7
7/4
2020
Literally me right now https://t.co/cbb50saDTnWow. https://t.co/fxKqdDLJ2I👀👀👀 https://t.co/hJ4PWY9BM7
7/3
2020
A global #COVID19 graph update by @mluckovichajc https://t.co/J2bgrFzXdM
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7/2
2020
Larry David: "One day I can only hope that HBO will come to their senses and grant me the cancellation I so richly… https://t.co/UUifAI2pyS
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniLiterally fake news. He can’t read. https://t.co/hcPm49DjVeI take some solace in knowing that there are significantly shittier people than Trump in the world. https://t.co/xEwbLhuNOaPresumably it’s not to try and find the next Yao Ming? https://t.co/gDzRZ4LaicMaybe it’s time to take away their cars and make em ride around on segways? https://t.co/r7ifAysx5t
6/30
2020
In true United fashion, middle seats are now available for purchase. Ridiculous. https://t.co/gK0ly3nImSBiblical hailstorm in NYC right now. Worried my window is going to crack. https://t.co/CkMEchhEAHThe future of long tail sports video production is pure automation. Amped up about what my guys at @veocamera are d… https://t.co/EGczA51QhrThis is incredible. https://t.co/zzd1S7eHKr
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniSex on the Bleach https://t.co/A5hb7dFCo9
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6/29
2020
OMG OMG OMG OMG https://t.co/zOk7y3N3DvBruh this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Sacha Baron Cohen infiltrated a right wing militia group and got the… https://t.co/ty4euzLyMT @abrahamisreal LmfaooooooLmfaoooooooooooooooo https://t.co/UXrRmowQ0FThis is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺 Normally, I do not go because I am poor.
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniCovidball https://t.co/gOUyXEFmmG
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniClubhouse moment I’ll cherish forever: @balajis taking a break from his ten minute monologue hypothesizing that th… https://t.co/1WZUdETPR1
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniWe’ll just have a couple no-mask get-togethers aaaaaaand https://t.co/bXaQujphv3
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniLater-stage investors who disparage seed investing as "spray and pray" don't realize that "pray" can be replaced by "help."
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6/28
2020
President Fucknuts has tweeted pictures of 15 people he's trying to track down and put in jail. https://t.co/ruk6uAoYlAif we stop checking people’s immigration status we would see a lot less undocumented immigration https://t.co/nq6E3kiW6H
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniYou can see the actual moment when VP Pence's soul would've left his body if he still had a soul. https://t.co/gmeVAUxTvf
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarnimaybe the answer to slowing the spread isn't no sports, but so many sports that people never want to leave their co… https://t.co/SsUAOazzDi
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6/27
2020
Dick Cheney.... welcome to the resistance. https://t.co/gez5481WpF
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniGotta just shut down the NBA season now. Can't risk Pop's life in the bubble. He must be protected at all cost.Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just… https://t.co/DaiCc45Lre
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniMIKE PENCE: All lives matter. REPORTER: So, Americans should wear masks? MIKE PENCE: Wait, no, I was being racist.
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6/26
2020
I'm just glad India managed to get into the top 4 of any list 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Keo3JSQqPa @DuncanSmithNBA 😭😭😭😭😭😭Lmfaooooooooooooooo ☠️☠️☠️ https://t.co/8FCFJ3puN3
6/25
2020

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