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Vasu Kulkarni @Vasu A NYC pickup game near you

Love basketball more than you ever loved anything. Managing Partner @CourtsideVC | Founder @krossovr | Board @crossoverbball | JV Hoops @penn | #sports #tech

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Joined Twitter 6/10/08

Lmfao, dude on my Facebook legit went to the grocery store today and bought a shopping cart full of Goya products to support Trump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Yo we need to impeach this motherfucker all over again. Then vote him out. And then make sure if his bum ass is eve… love Twitter.
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I’M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW 🤯 (via @isaiahrivera_1)
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Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniTrump vs Umbrella: Round II @wojespn from DOWNNNTOWNNNNN And then ESPN tried to say he was outta bounds 😂😂😂 #WojBomb
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@laf_julius My ass hasn’t left home in 97 days, so I’m well aware ☠️☠️☠️Lmao, these dudes acting like they going to Mars. Bruh, it's just Orlando., this is good. 🔥🔥🔥
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni🤣🤣🤣 count on a Spur to do the right thing 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
WOW is what LeBron’s first taco tuesday in the Orlando bubble’s gonna look like
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarniif Lakers players are getting sad looking dinners, this is what the Suns and Wizards are gonna be eating in the Orl…
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Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniThis is a poem about America.
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni @AndyGlockner Lmfaoooooooo @WorldWideWob NBA Players in Orlando: people start a sentence with “believe it or not” I’m like wow, those are two very good options
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni @WorldWideWob NBA: next step after remote work is pseudonymous work. Separate your earning name, your speaking name, your real na…
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Seed round VC's trying to value a pre-revenue company - 🏀 NBA: 18% white - 🏈 NFL: 27% white - ⚾️ MLB: 59% white - ⚽️ MLS: 38% white - 🏀 WNBA: 17% white MEDIA:…
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Had to make a quick trip I’ll be back tomorrow 😂😂😂
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni$450M over 10 years has to be the biggest deal in sports history. Mahomes getting PAID!!!🤣🤣🤣 why are my boobs up on your phone
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniHi, ER Doc here. If you think wearing a piece of cloth makes it “hard to breathe”, then trust me you do NOT want COVID-19.
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniThis guy was floating 👀 (via @OmarGooddness)
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarni😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️ @parrot_this @ScottSCroker @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Here’s a collection
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniThis year's TBT rules during the Elam ending are awesome. Any non-shooting foul is 1 shot plus the ball. Really cle… US and Canada did military flyovers and one of the planes crashed into a house
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The irony is as thick as Trump’s fat ass. is a waste of oxygen AND tax payer dollars. Smh., blouses. deer entered a Colorado store. The store owner gave him some chocolate chip cookies. The deer left the store and…
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniAmerica should outsource July 4th to India like they do the rest of their work. We will blow your mind with our fir… is a clown. Dude should focus on his GAP colab.“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.” - Mark TwainSo cool @JamesYoder One of those rings signifies the end of your life, the other one is trying to save it. @JamesYoder That’s literally the last thing on earth it would be. Literally.
@vienners Lmao @vienners Hopefully I never find out?Got my NBA bubble ring on. Just need to get the call up now. the lord. Basketball is back. #TBT2020 can now call Joey Chestnut the GOAT of GOATs!
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniThis thread is nuts July 4th is a great time to remember how many truly dumb muthafuckas we have in our country. hooper has gotten a bucket on a store basket 💯 (via michael.dunks/IG)
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniWhite people be cray @Brandonshtein I'll let you know after I go lick a subway pole @Brandonshtein Supposedly based on heart rate variability but 🤷🏽‍♂️I'm ready for the bubble. Put me in, coach.
Literally me right now👀👀👀
A global #COVID19 graph update by @mluckovichajc
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Larry David: "One day I can only hope that HBO will come to their senses and grant me the cancellation I so richly…
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniLiterally fake news. He can’t read. take some solace in knowing that there are significantly shittier people than Trump in the world. it’s not to try and find the next Yao Ming? it’s time to take away their cars and make em ride around on segways?
In true United fashion, middle seats are now available for purchase. Ridiculous. hailstorm in NYC right now. Worried my window is going to crack. future of long tail sports video production is pure automation. Amped up about what my guys at @veocamera are d… is incredible.
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OMG OMG OMG OMG this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Sacha Baron Cohen infiltrated a right wing militia group and got the… @abrahamisreal LmfaooooooLmfaoooooooooooooooo is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺 Normally, I do not go because I am poor.
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Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniClubhouse moment I’ll cherish forever: @balajis taking a break from his ten minute monologue hypothesizing that th…
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniWe’ll just have a couple no-mask get-togethers aaaaaaand
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniLater-stage investors who disparage seed investing as "spray and pray" don't realize that "pray" can be replaced by "help."
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President Fucknuts has tweeted pictures of 15 people he's trying to track down and put in jail. we stop checking people’s immigration status we would see a lot less undocumented immigration
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniYou can see the actual moment when VP Pence's soul would've left his body if he still had a soul.
Retweeted by Vasu Kulkarnimaybe the answer to slowing the spread isn't no sports, but so many sports that people never want to leave their co…
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Dick Cheney.... welcome to the resistance.
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniGotta just shut down the NBA season now. Can't risk Pop's life in the bubble. He must be protected at all cost.Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just…
Retweeted by Vasu KulkarniMIKE PENCE: All lives matter. REPORTER: So, Americans should wear masks? MIKE PENCE: Wait, no, I was being racist.
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I'm just glad India managed to get into the top 4 of any list 😭😭😭 @DuncanSmithNBA 😭😭😭😭😭😭Lmfaooooooooooooooo ☠️☠️☠️