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Public miscreant, bureaucratic nightmare | she/her

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Joined Twitter 11/23/12


One of my kids just asked me if TV had been invented yet when I was born...
1/20
2021
@jacobdigeronimo Omg tonight 🥺If you tell me I have a cute nose I’m going to fall in love with you period
1/19
2021
COLOURED PHOTOS BC THIS SHIT WASN'T THAT FUCKING LONG AGO. https://t.co/v7evyChyKt
Retweeted by BastardessA reminder that they only loved MLK after they killed him. Then manipulated his words to fit there white agenda.
Retweeted by BastardessIt’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day y’all https://t.co/uI7F3uuxW7
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1/18
2021
Imagine being able to start and then COMPLETE a piece of art.... could not be meI like a man... unfortunate
1/14
2021
Pretty fucked up that the brain doesn’t reach critical levels of development until you’re in your 20s like I was rl… https://t.co/IAzVmr7XasGetting drunk but still remembering to take my meds... that’s adulthood baby!
1/12
2021
Every month I remember that online jigsaw puzzles exist and I get absolutely nothing done for two days straight
1/11
2021
Almost sent my mum a tiktok then I remembered we were fighting so I have to save it for later 😔 @speedkills614 @THEMrMurray @aubrito_ Listen do what y’all want all I ask is that if Aubrey and I get married I wan… https://t.co/gVycZvjyui @THEMrMurray @aubrito_ If... if we get married can you perform the ceremony more like???? @aubrito_ EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP https://t.co/lYpwrzRTZ8
1/10
2021
I hope whoever formulated allergy meds gets the sloppiest top everyday
1/9
2021
Me to the federal government when I had to get a new laptop so I could do all my school work online but they wouldn… https://t.co/tAHcrDtKdVthe police opened the fucking gates. https://t.co/HyDURXfoaB
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1/7
2021
storming at police while holding a blue lives matter flag sure is something https://t.co/3kjWuCKdw5
Retweeted by BastardessHi I just wanted to let you know that the domestic terrorists at the Capitol building do not believe that what they… https://t.co/dCDM910ue2
1/6
2021
I saw this on FB and it's the best food pantry donation list I've ever seen. Usually posts like this either end up… https://t.co/w1yOzWzrIg
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1/5
2021
@want2care Family interactions between Grammy, aunt Lori, and dad
1/3
2021
I am not paying $800 a month for an apartment with no natural lighting I have depression for free already thanksI don’t want to go through the hassle of finding and being vulnerable with a romantic partner I just want back scratchies
1/2
2021
if you’re going to a party tonight fuck you
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1/1
2020
If I was like 5’10” and had my same personality everyone would hate meTwo years ago today I had big titties... pour one out
12/31
2020
My fav therapist I’ve ever had was a man in his 30s with absurdly long legs and wide hips. He looked like a mix of… https://t.co/4eAO2xjgL4
12/30
2020
@want2care I literally have tweeted abt how twitter will react when they realize brits use stone as a weight measurementDoes anyone have that tiktok where the girl is showing her Gucci purse and yelling like “SEE MOM YOU WOULDNT GET ME… https://t.co/kqbK8Ffr8E
12/29
2020
@dianajuarez_ this is THE one!!Not to be all black mirror but remember when it was funny to see a little kid with a smart phone and now they mostl… https://t.co/3wcO7fsI2N
12/26
2020
All ostriches look like they were animated by Pixar
12/25
2020
Just my mum and I talking about our prophetic dreams and being witchesI am an adult that is bullied for ordering cotton candy ice cream. Just one of the many ways I am oppressed in this country
12/23
2020
@allie_wonderly Plain and disgustingWhat I bring to the commune is experience ok someone is going to have to back up the truck with 6 kids in the bed t… https://t.co/ysDm2qJMhWAll the Marxists that talk abt living on communes but can’t keep succulents alive lmao cmon babe
12/22
2020
Rich people did not experience the same pandemic as working class people and now they get the vaccine first. It’s actually twisted
Retweeted by BastardessUm anyway no love can match that of a child who has just been mildly hurt but is holding onto you for comfort with… https://t.co/eqwjbXrkE8I can’t prove it but I think my cat has super powers
12/21
2020
Black ppl in the Midwest mean as hell in the winter because vitamin d machine broke
12/20
2020
The girl who lives in my old apartment is kinda tiktok famous and I watched her awful videos to see the way she dec… https://t.co/2LIOxZwUaI
12/19
2020
I now spend my days romanticizing this random and very affordable apartment I found on Facebook marketplace last week ✨
12/18
2020
Girls with adhd are bad (at completing tasks) bitches https://t.co/JyfMylUOs6
12/15
2020
Wake me up when mangoes are back in season
12/14
2020
I cannot express how deeply I do not care abt t*ylor sw*ftGot a less than great score on my practice GRE and a rly good score on my practice LSAT so I guess I’m going to law school?
12/12
2020
Are you rly going to look Americans in the eye and say the administration that we all settled for is more deserving… https://t.co/VNX44dUSIv
12/11
2020
Got some black owned hand lotion for Hanukkah we lit
12/10
2020
This reminds me that I didn’t know capital had a football team until the middle of my sophomore year https://t.co/tjLcrvtZTuhttps://t.co/ZETnLkW3l8 https://t.co/fWUqLmC6Zd
12/9
2020
“sOcIaLlY dIsTaNcEd Of CoUrSe 🤪💅🏼🤣✨” https://t.co/esCaXbtfB7
Retweeted by BastardessY’all gonna mask up now? https://t.co/FB1nnexQqMcolumbus police murdering an innocent man because they mistook a subway sandwich for a gun.... i can’t think of any… https://t.co/5wjzUsIQyw
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12/7
2020
Looking for love in the Chernobyl exclusion zone
12/6
2020
One time my mum told me she used to do her makeup on the floor in front of the mirror when she was younger and that… https://t.co/vR19muxbtJBeing the most highly educated person in your family is FRUSTRATING
12/5
2020
I think I’m alone in this but I absolutely hate musicals they make me so uncomfortable and I refuse to ever see one againThis is completely sound logic https://t.co/h1wbZzXlJ2
12/4
2020
Not that it already isn’t but the day I graduate and am out of my contract this will become a capital university hate accountI love my cat more than almost every other human I know he is perfect in every way
12/1
2020
Not to be controversial but you ever think abt the fact that not every woman you know has an eating disorder but de… https://t.co/9W9bzROvlV
11/29
2020
Really invested in Machete Guy on the citizen app who has appeared in 4 separate incident reports over the past month
11/28
2020
All of the guys I’ve dated as an adult are the same guys I would’ve bullied in high school and this is my karmaGot new sheets and I’m feelin ᴸᵘˣᵘʳᶦᵒᵘˢ
11/27
2020
My thesis advisor just emailed me with the subject “Happy Thanksgiving, Defund the Police”... amazing
11/26
2020
Drinking very old wine at 4 pm with my roommates... send some music we should listen to
11/24
2020
I am actually glad ppl are now stupid enough to constantly post their excursions on social media so I know who’s an… https://t.co/JGzwpmxdDXI am so EXHAUSTED why is it like this ALL THE TIME
11/23
2020
@Jays_Okay Yeah that story line came back after the writers resolved the Nevada numbersWho’s trynna fall in love before United Arab Emirates attacks Iran with the weapons trump is trying to sell them an… https://t.co/RFbUAjvOusI had an allergic reaction to the bandaid that the nurse put on me after my flu shot and that’s how I know I defini… https://t.co/PstsoAmoY6
11/22
2020
Trans followers: please drop your Venmos in the replies #TransDayOfRemembrance @alexisxandraa Citizen“Heavy traffic” bitch there was a SHOOTING??? https://t.co/OjMZJmS04Q @loreezy_ Thank you so much I agreeOmg what's the first thing you're gonna do when YOU get the vaccine shot?? You're gonna go back home, wait a month,… https://t.co/JpzeZjT7YM
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11/20
2020
Just remembered how deeply invested I was in Spyro as a kidFerrets are dry otters
11/19
2020
@brriibrown https://t.co/QchMIv9xpGThe white women who live in the $400,000 condominiums near my apartment are very nice to me and always offer extens… https://t.co/0tZttRCDDVWhat you need to know about Franklin County's stay-at-home advisory https://t.co/2czI5kGpJc
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11/18
2020
My hyper fixation with infamous American moments is the reason that I don’t have any friends. Talk to me long enoug… https://t.co/oVjKtgOmBKWe should be talking about shutting down u stupid twat https://t.co/APF4ZclAl1I love deer they’re majestic and I want to be friends w themNot needing an excuse to not attend my white family’s thanksgiving: :) Not getting authentic Jamaican jerk chicken… https://t.co/6lca7N1qF2
11/16
2020
I gotta be an adult forever huh
11/15
2020
I just want to be the first woman in my family to get a university degree and not get pregnant before 23 and god has cursed me for my hubrisNot that it’s any of my business but how was everyone’s day
11/14
2020
@SG_Capital @CapitalSG @gabby_marinelli @evan_porter2 @mckeeteah @jacobdigeronimo Seriously art criticism is rly decreasing in quality these days
11/13
2020
If the stay at home orders that are coming are going to massively change the way you’ve been living your social lif… https://t.co/bL2gQole8g
Retweeted by BastardessTell me I’m wrong https://t.co/CfqZxSugcD https://t.co/xPhqxocDt7Rudy Giuliani looks like the boss monster from monsters incThe new one is better actually https://t.co/JZdgwY0pVO
11/12
2020
“If you continue shitting in my soup an hour from now I will be forced to move my bowl away” https://t.co/XJAwbdBV0lI just wanna throw my drink in a man’s face at least once in my lifeHappy Veteran’s Day https://t.co/Bt9Ty8ldka
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11/11
2020

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