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Product & evangelism @AdobeSpark, podcasts @swordandlaser. #ESFJ

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Joined Twitter 10/24/06


@MykeCole https://t.co/5c8KkO0j9d @amtrekker This feels like a fake show you and @acedtect invented. @jetjocko https://t.co/SvGB36Q55H @AshleyEsqueda teach me your ways
9/26
2020
@hknightsf @Scott_Wiener @TrishaThadani Oh lawd I knew INSTANTLY who it was going to be. https://t.co/n1PGjVzBSrMy friend @amtrekker is a prince among men. I spent the lockdown trying to buy pasta sauce. He spent it creating a… https://t.co/HmHiJlG14m
Retweeted by Veronica Belmont @shwood I’m so sorry, that’s scary. My sister-in-law and her boyfriend both got it and have recovered. Hoping for a speedy one for you too! @TOatNM If by glowing you mean back acne, then yes. @r3v Haha no I’ve tweeted about it a few times! Thanks!
9/25
2020
@feraldata @EmersonCollege page not found! (also, my alma mater)Join me at #AdobeMAX this year to celebrate creativity. I’ll be speaking @Adobe’s virtual conference, alongside som… https://t.co/2VnjIBh0ly @Good_Old_Voli Honestly, it's not so bad! I was really sick the first trimester, so being able to be home during th… https://t.co/BPdBqaD0fN @TehMoodyOne haha! fortunately I'm past that for the time being -- fingers crossed it won't return!Being 6 months pregnant: all the downsides of looking like you've developed a giant beer belly without any of the f… https://t.co/hJEg6JS33o @goldman As a pregnant, can also confirm. I do not have prior shark experience, however. @ARascallion You follow *me*, I don't give a hot crap if you block me. @ARascallion Listen, honestly, I'm just tired. I don't even understand anymore how people can think the way you thi… https://t.co/l90g8BlveR @ARascallion https://t.co/w6KF6kbVmh @TortureCast for some reason, I read that as "tasteful" instead of successful. https://t.co/W3MlVbpTqnThis is how someone who has never actually seen an anarchy symbol spray paints an anarchy symbol. https://t.co/TpjW8BLIkB @acedtect @JustinRYoung I feel like this is my fault for texting both of you.
9/24
2020
@Peacelovechai @tabletop LOL what am I even doing here
9/22
2020
Schitt's Creek is a triumph of television and I HATED it so much in the first few episodes—why should I care about… https://t.co/V5V2JlaX57
Retweeted by Veronica BelmontThere, I fixed it for you, @Twitter #BillMurray https://t.co/TWYZD20EWj @BrokeAssStuart It’s texting through @resistbot!I was 920,184! https://t.co/3zEM5bkWoE🎉 Introducing a new limited release offering within @AdobeSpark — classroom accounts are now available for eligible… https://t.co/qGh4lKoWjR
Retweeted by Veronica BelmontSky replacement is coming to @Photoshop! Check out the full sneak 👉 https://t.co/IJA70zOzct https://t.co/xl377hYVyb
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9/21
2020
it’s a tragedy within a tragedy that we can’t even properly mourn a human being because we are so devastatingly ter… https://t.co/QHLz6a19wl
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9/19
2020
@bxchen I’m sorry to be explicit but your butt is really going to hurt tomorrow. @bxchen https://t.co/6cuHREL8Uzhttps://t.co/CH3SIDaCnB https://t.co/DnhXahQZ3uAttention recruiters & event organizers! Great list of #blackwomenintech here👇🏼 https://t.co/Bo8oLFCYj8
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9/18
2020
@GScottShand https://t.co/vdzEyjeC4I @yashar I have thoughts on her account. I'm deeply into Bee TikTok, and I find that her videos have too much... sho… https://t.co/ixGOZix0q2 @rodrigol_fc she was! elemental shaman. @rodrigol_fc Belbot is more an online handle! Glaukos was a WoW character, haha. Winema was more common.Veronica: 10/10 Preferred social handle VBel: 7/10 Called by a rare few Belmont: 4/10 My brother’s nickname V: 10/1… https://t.co/gXuLDuzFzi
9/17
2020
@ejacqui I’ve seen it a lot on Reddit. Not sure if it’s limited to Gen Z or not. @blockgreg https://t.co/qcma3S4mjQ
9/16
2020
@Fyrd Maybe they never figured out that Scotty messed with them and figured it was a design flaw?? @Marauderdz If you’re doing this wrong I don’t want to be right @Arcane_Author I actually want to see this @mkurfis Scotty has the best lines. @KatoKatonian They are weird movies, my dude. @GordMcLeod guess we can't go to the same parties! @DanStapleton this is exactly what got me to this point, the Excelsior class.I mean this is so on-brand as to feel pandering, but I swear I was watching Search for Spock last night and they we… https://t.co/WhBqr1nZ5ASexy federation starship classes I guess since it's plural I'll be both a Galaxy class (natch) and I dunno, maybe… https://t.co/LWzbgCOoon @lizziekillian acid is a hell of a drug @richardreeze I’ve recommended one book? Where is this pulling data from?
9/15
2020
@scottjohnson https://t.co/oVVQbQgB1K
9/13
2020
@nedwards https://t.co/mBOoTyMkAu @SemiEvolved @MaryRobinette I think my husband is very tired of me making the comparison while we watch the show, too. @BrianTMcClellan Why are you trying to tear us apart, Brian.
9/12
2020
@Caerus @sharpfarts Here's some better images smartass. https://t.co/3aEGTfYEvH @Fee501st @phoenixx24 so terrifying!! @lorigga ugh, I'm sorry. @goldman Jason go back inside plz @BalsamicWinegar @LondonBreed @sfoewd My guess is they’ll do something like the container store on 4th, and have un… https://t.co/CK2acEFXwhIt’s somehow getting *darker* outside? @matthewgmull I did take the above, you may use. @binkytoes @Wrongthinker2 I muted him a long time ago, can’t even see it 🤷🏻‍♀️ @noctopian @darth Same, took the dogs out at 6:20 and it was still completely dark. They were freaked out!i keep thinking these scenes are from blade runner... https://t.co/k4Njt9RWFy https://t.co/GqHnEbGRGJ
Retweeted by Veronica Belmont @wordstern Same, tried to take a bunch of pictures but it automatically lightens it.I have never seen the sky in SF look like this in the nearly 20 years I’ve lived here. This video doesn’t do it jus… https://t.co/u71lXmcbHK
9/9
2020
@Phillycat @JuiceboxCA @Xbox I think that was the whole point -- it wasn't planned. It was a fast-thinking response to the leak. @xtianlazer @JuiceboxCA @Xbox A very long litany of dumb things? Which they didn't?A major, major @Xbox leak was handled masterfully on social in the middle of the night. Let's look at how Xbox mad… https://t.co/RUUVf2mWEE
Retweeted by Veronica Belmont @JeremiahLee I'm on calls 8 hours a day. I'm optimizing for MY comfort! Give me this one thing. 🤷‍♀️ @miradu I reached that stage of quarantine MONTHS ago, keep up! @lorigga https://t.co/xbvdtnSxkj @yjhuoh I’m not sure why I thought this time would be different.I thought to myself “I’m not ragey enough for the end of a three-day weekend, so let’s go check Twitter dot com.” @georgeruiz I hate everything.
9/8
2020
Dying.
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9/7
2020
@NDeombeleg @iStayWinning365 @SFGiants @JohnnyCueto Yeah, was referring to the smoke! It’s been pretty terrible. @SFGiants @JohnnyCueto Oooooooh this does not look healthy. 😓 @ChuckWendig We’re all lucky to be alive. @KariByron I spanked that same guy!! https://t.co/dYLTdNoMms
9/6
2020
@Anashtisul @kumailn This is my feeling every damn day. @ekaproxy I have heard of this. @_plinth_ Wow. That’s intense.Videoconference calls are fun, but have you tried them while a small human kicks you in the cervix?
9/5
2020
@ArjunSaraiMedia Are you Zack Snyder?
9/3
2020
@phillryu https://t.co/Bh2tiamrw0 @WhiteHartedBen thank you!!With the creases I've developed in my brow from this year, you could rent me out for parties as a vodka luge. @peekinpete I believe it's an Aeron! @ShaolinMunkeh I haven't seen it yet!This was rhetorical, but I am enjoying the “because no Zack Snyder” responses. https://t.co/cw4KRXAxqk @steveHNH Canary didn’t have the hair tie in the next scene, which was probably a continuity error but was also rel… https://t.co/5fmR52hs4yAlso, why are the DC movies with women in them like 1000 times better than all the other ones?I finally watched Birds of Prey and really enjoyed it. Harley giving Black Canary a hair tie during that fight scen… https://t.co/AjA9P6YrFz @vagabondvivant That is definitely that’s kids uncle, it’s canon.https://t.co/rz0M1k7sJJ https://t.co/GBJ8a05AMU @LOLKNBR Never enough runs @Tim_Stevens Los Espookys!!!!
9/2
2020
@cmpriest I can’t even think about Halloween right now 🎃😭
8/31
2020

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