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Professional dumbass. He/Him 21

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Joined Twitter 7/10/19


we're not talking enough about those pictures of cats on glass tables. the ones where you can see their paws tucked… https://t.co/wjmxxosQRX
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Retweeted by Tyrantula @soaprunsfast bad timeline @SyllArtemis commit crimes!hoping i get halloween off so i can help my nieces and nephews with trick or treating"man i wish twitter would listen to artists" *the monkey's paw finger curls* https://t.co/3bcbjbmuoc
Retweeted by TyrantulaFun fact! In Japan, Kermit the Frog was originally dubbed by Yasuo Yamada, best known as the voice of Arsène Lupin… https://t.co/0cYDl3V9m6
Retweeted by Tyrantulatheater is a dying art form because the seats too small. how you wanna stay relevant but you discriminate against b… https://t.co/gWJl29xvDB
Retweeted by TyrantulaAre you more of a stay-at-home person, or do you usually try to be outside? — a mix is nice but if i am in a new pl… https://t.co/UeByjzBD1vgoddamn nft people have no soul https://t.co/VE1zUPOF5r @trashinn Millionaires amirite. He even said he was independent and started 8 years ago. Turns out he literally bel… https://t.co/oqjCwDYkqK @trashinn Oh no I mean the person who wants to hire me. So he's like "come in Friday" and I was like "that's 20 hou… https://t.co/hDZQN3jwSqThe boss wants me to work 8 hours on Friday as a test so that means I'll be working 20 hours of my day. 4 hours to sleepWe left cause it was almost an hour we waited for this boss person and then 10 minutes after we left we got a call… https://t.co/KytxzrmbWTAlso I only went to this interview cause a family friend said they needed workers so I felt I could help them. NvmWanted to see about a new job and went out of my way today to go see it and I've been waiting 45 minutes for the bo… https://t.co/O1l9a06dOCminecraft capybara https://t.co/22UoRDLQUU
Retweeted by TyrantulaDo you want to be alone with the gang? https://t.co/6orAodxQGC
Retweeted by TyrantulaHad an Over the Garden Wall party this weekend and made a whole ass feast! https://t.co/XV2Qo3X96c
Retweeted by TyrantulaI showed a guy my tits n he said “ah geez louise”.. I am so close to ending it man
Retweeted by Tyrantula🌻🌹SURPRISE!!🌷🌼 https://t.co/w7LBRhpy0J
Retweeted by Tyrantula @ojomlem self fulfilling prophecydon't move, cuddle bug!💚❤️ https://t.co/0fBrA3zK8B
Retweeted by Tyrantula @ampathplus Appreciated @WinnieOWAOWA I may have to soon. And thanks it just hurts like a bitch @larkitten It's okay next time if it breaks I'll apologise to yougot 25kg box dropped on my leg during work today and fuck me i am feeling it now @larkitten @ojomlem Damn they just want you to tell others to get better. Use Ur powerful energy to power others up.https://t.co/5cRuEnaD0H
Retweeted by Tyrantulayall ever look in a mirror and go "this is boring character design"
Retweeted by Tyrantula @larkitten @ojomlem They mentioned it to tell you guys to power it up
10/25
2021
2 year anniversary https://t.co/Y0P9h6K5fQ
Retweeted by Tyrantula @dizzymarz She is a gamer club member after all @ToastMcGoats33 I will just continue to observe with ears and listen to Ur issues king @larkitten @WOOZIKINX Only started being cool recently? I agreeMy work is shipping the cast of Madagascar too https://t.co/9zMjsD5YR0 @ToastMcGoats33 You and Ur kind are beloved @KrushKore Big White Women @ToastMcGoats33 U rat women are awesome to look at @WOOZIKINX @larkitten @ToastMcGoats33 Perform evil deeds @larkitten And I think ham so maybe they just have like. Crazy meeting sandwichesFound out my work ships a fuck Ton of shredded cheese to the church of Scientology @MerlinLeFae Aye of course @MerlinLeFae Ur the hand approaching off screen @sinsumii Grand return for spooky timeOkay https://t.co/wloWndWPzd
Retweeted by Tyrantula @Succycharms @larkitten Been listening to it during work cause only it, and a song call "riding it" or something, downloaded on SpotifyHell yeah @larkitten https://t.co/hL3eWBLKqGAsshole uncle is now a millionaire cause my old man got divorced when younger so got nothing in his uncles will (Ir… https://t.co/C4CVzgK12CHalloween Night 2B 🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! https://t.co/7jAjoxomuQ
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Retweeted by Tyrantula @Ariellex1_ I always say “stopp ur gonna make me shit myself🥺” as a go to cause i have no other way of respond to a… https://t.co/xGH7329U1X
Retweeted by Tyrantula @larkitten They must have noticed such progress they had to congratulate you. Good job Larkin! @ojomlem Chomp on them @larkitten What a sweet email. And well deserved lass for sure. And I'm glad I'm honourable @larkitten 1 I'm here so a cool timeline still 2 just done sleep like me easy!The things I think I should message friends while sleep deprived make no sense at all or when I do message someone… https://t.co/bzVXvP5lGdI keep falling asleep for periods of 20 to 30 minutes only for the last 4 hours my body is dissolvinghttps://t.co/jRDshehI9f
Retweeted by Tyrantulagoing well https://t.co/K2jeRgIK8U https://t.co/9XFDuUA0ev
Retweeted by TyrantulaLMAOOOO https://t.co/sOD8IRcnEz
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Retweeted by Tyrantulathe idea that saying "i love you" a lot devalues it relies upon a framework of value stemming from scarcity which s… https://t.co/BNIDfVo8We
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Retweeted by Tyrantulame and who https://t.co/EA3GQupBoEi have only one draft and one day i shall unleash it's power @itssekitv that is def a health benefit so for sureIf you had a million dollars to buy a gift for a friend, what would you buy? — clear debts or give them money for t… https://t.co/FUUeb9zEj2refound an old screenshot that i loved from a game i played https://t.co/nLoNWs4tGD @ToastMcGoats33 my old man got me into blood brothers!https://t.co/ZTwCI6pNCs
Retweeted by Tyrantula @ToastMcGoats33 i like the weird modern ones like percy jackson musical, the classics pog tho @ToastMcGoats33 i love how urs are mostly classics and i have been vibing to shrek musical and death note musical lolhttps://t.co/l3kMWiJ9ha
Retweeted by Tyrantulawatching cdawgva playing minecraft is pain cause he doesn't know how to craft even an axe and he is playing on a modded server, poor man @larkaru_ aye even super talented and genuinely good art can be subject to NFTs not just the shitty fast made artgoing back to shit i loved when younger is the best like earlier Gorillaz albums, Voynich hotel or FLCL
10/24
2021
My friend Peppa Pig - All bosses + Ending (No Damage) https://t.co/D8GLC6ZPCW
Retweeted by Tyrantula @alltimejaeee killua swag @ToastMcGoats33 PUSSY power @MerlinLeFae GeniusI’m housesitting for my sister and her newly-groomed cat is just so https://t.co/ZPQG1A3LXA
Retweeted by Tyrantula @MerlinLeFae Hell yeah flclWas gonna harass Seamus and Asher suprised me by existing https://t.co/xhLb5VKWMEwheatley is asked to stop destroying aperture science https://t.co/6SznUtZF4I
Retweeted by Tyrantulathere is 18??? https://t.co/UEN0VUBTYTgonna make a reverse version of this tik tok where I go to cuba and stare amazed at the doctor who treats me for fr… https://t.co/mC8vFpHWDa
Retweeted by Tyrantula @necktara that suckshttps://t.co/WjGnLerPXy
Retweeted by Tyrantulasaw a snap story where they were blowing glass to look like a heart but it looked more like testicles. love is stored in the ballsGOTTA BLAST! https://t.co/tLdgurTkV0
Retweeted by Tyrantulaboth times @meduzamusic worked with irish singers Dermot Kennedy and Hozier the music fucked @WinnieOWAOWA okay hun @WinnieOWAOWA what why @CDawgVA terrifying changewtf https://t.co/t2BIXngw1wIf the Queen of England dies, never forget this https://t.co/hRmEI9I8Vj
Retweeted by Tyrantulahttps://t.co/X6u9HwAtHa https://t.co/wxOKytxWaXi can’t believe your best friends can live in different cities than you. i don’t care where your “job” is, come here!!!!!!!!!
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10/23
2021

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