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• texas a&m university ‘21 or whateva • political science • John 13:34 • blm •

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I apologize @_valeriabanda https://t.co/3C4wmC14zm
12/14
2019
*at work* Manager: “did you hear that Madubuike isn’t playing in the bowl game?”
12/13
2019
“Leave a mark they can’t erase, neither space nor time”- HOV❤️ https://t.co/vsTlG9cZM1
Retweeted by Victoria🦖Yikes https://t.co/aK1CADFhNVIf you know me you KNOW this year has sucked for me lmaoooo but I still got my gold so what’s good???… https://t.co/sNrVtbnRHI @ElizondoEmma https://t.co/zX6YIcvWtR
12/12
2019
:/ https://t.co/o1kyGpv7Oe @_valeriabanda Jk @_valeriabanda Come pick me up 😭I came into urgent care for my ankle and the doctor looked horrified when she saw it and the nurse said “I’ve seen… https://t.co/s5XYIf5LSQ
12/11
2019
Day 3 of asking if anyone in college station has a boot for a sprained/broken ankle I could borrow/buy 😭😭He SAID what he SAID https://t.co/7JsUBtLbQUMama I ain’t done yet, sit back and watch your son rise, kick back and know your son set 🤞🏽💰🎨 NINK https://t.co/pFKyQR2c1j
Retweeted by Victoria🦖I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again... We have the best looking football team... https://t.co/3FmClb2GOU
12/10
2019
I love my Bible as a literature class. https://t.co/T6lGzcEMm7 @sarita_ysabella I should right? 😩 @kenmddavis https://t.co/ielESlbmZhHere’s a video of my ankle no one asked for My foot also reminds me of that one episode of thats so raven where sh… https://t.co/ojkMnkG8cIIf anyone has a boot for a broken/sprained ankle that I can borrow, that would be very much appreciated :( @ZachCalzada @Prater_76 @Keldrick_Carper @2wotails @bwhite5350 @TheKellenMond @d_robinson78 @bladen_reaves11https://t.co/J2vaDfVaJ9
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12/9
2019
My favorite messages https://t.co/86fRibGI67Y’all literally an hour after I tweeted this, I fell on the last step of some stairs and my ankle popped and swelle… https://t.co/fZ4lNP1mjJJuice WRLD, a rising rap star, has died at 21. On hits like "Lucid Dreams," he combined melodic hip-hop instincts w… https://t.co/kYaGc1lETf
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12/8
2019
I wanna marry Jalen hurts*watch the big 12 game* Mom: “ugh I hate overtimes” Me: “we’re traumatized” https://t.co/HKlzbGGYC6Me: “I laugh when I’m in pain” Mom: “...you weren’t laughing last year after your surgery...” Me: “...I was literal… https://t.co/uf30D5wpjlI’d rather not talk to someone at all than have them lie to me https://t.co/2OgUCqmDhdI have a funny joke, pls dm me if you wanna laugh
12/7
2019
In my defense.... https://t.co/tgKgcXhjJ1Cops: *kills your employee* UPS: “We’d like to thank the cops for killing our employee.” https://t.co/13YwhhvPFP
Retweeted by Victoria🦖My mirror tells me I’m cute and then my front camera says sike :/ https://t.co/3lceHV9ebaMe lol https://t.co/vCAdY9IKoq @almighty_adro https://t.co/hShfRpfDD0I TOLD HER THIS JOKE https://t.co/JhQPShCbKn https://t.co/uaF2zH0KUY @evelyynbanda @_valeriabanda I TOLD HER THIS JOKE @MoneyMikeDude https://t.co/bRzIhqqJ5ZStop it https://t.co/JhQPShCbKn
12/6
2019
@MoneyMikeDude You know what... you can calm down. @sarita_ysabella https://t.co/nD5VCgg58j @meghan_olivia02 https://t.co/2LymMguvwDI just watched Remember the Titans for the first time and wow why haven’t I seen it sooner
12/5
2019
Valeria sees “Burrow” spelled as “Burreaux” once https://t.co/DYaLE5gRfB @_valeriabanda https://t.co/eD8ZShCPwL @_valeriabanda So is twitterYou left your trechas in my car @_valeriabanda just thought you should knowThe hair 🥺 https://t.co/iUeV7zT9dcGeorge Zimmerman murdered an unarmed 17-year-old black kid in cold blood, auctioned the murder weapon for $250,000… https://t.co/3FDshgWGSu
Retweeted by Victoria🦖Oh yikes, and all the people cheering for that too.... https://t.co/wv0VWHHmdZ
12/4
2019
no one : dababy : https://t.co/mPiC6zrNnQ
Retweeted by Victoria🦖Regardless of circumstances I still rest in my faith. A few updates have been added to my journey in this battle I’… https://t.co/bgBkWM2jaH
Retweeted by Victoria🦖If someone doesn’t wanna hurt you they won’t 🗣 and if they’re ending things because they “don’t wanna hurt you” the… https://t.co/5JgDB90Dsb @_valeriabanda https://t.co/Q96w7wSQTH @_valeriabanda I can’t EXPOSE myself like thatshe’s not posting the full convo y’all but it’s ok 😗😗 https://t.co/tHjD4EGFSO
Retweeted by Victoria🦖https://t.co/gkdOTDi2GUholy infant so tender and mild https://t.co/uYXQ2dvntt
Retweeted by Victoria🦖WHY do I keep getting promoted tweets from the RAVENS https://t.co/h10eUcvqBBMe: Hi can I get an ice cream cone please McDonald’s worker: Are you in the right headspace to receive informatio… https://t.co/wyUtE49W4J
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12/3
2019
I’m sad hahahaWhy you bother me when you know you got a woman 🗣Why you bother me when you know you don’t want me 🗣Feeling: uneasy @georgia_2021_ I have some extra and they’re huge 😩 @evelyynbanda @_valeriabanda https://t.co/cEmdNhp8VK @_valeriabanda https://t.co/SoOXR9GN94 @_valeriabanda Wait that’s the first time you’ve said that I think @_valeriabanda I’ll start mixing @_valeriabanda I knew you were gonna reply hahahahaShould I make chocolate cupcakes yes or no
12/2
2019
Thinking about Realizing you’re your favourite not their favourite person… https://t.co/U9bsIPfi8X
Retweeted by Victoria🦖🙃I would just like to say... every qb throws interceptions, not just bad oneshttps://t.co/NWkaVtwdUe https://t.co/tJt2HEPPcL @AlexGoodwinTSM https://t.co/LSW5jZ0nELThe Pulse is gonna be like 5 minutes long next weekThe last 3 and a half hours https://t.co/FOyCwYUKM8Feeling: embarrassedThese lyrics are a mood during this game https://t.co/3ORwzI6AI8https://t.co/p3khUljHczNo one: Me: “at least we have the cuter quarterback.... right?....”Should i turn the tv off yes or nohttps://t.co/ruFZvlYxqDFor the BRAND‼️ #WarEagle x #RidefortheBrand https://t.co/onk2yFh5sz
Retweeted by Victoria🦖 @sarita_ysabella That’s what I just told my parents 💀Yes, he holds onto the ball too long sometimes but..... have y’all seen our o-line...If you think it’s all Kellen’s fault that he’s the most sacked qb you really don’t know football or don’t pay attention to the right things.Defense WyaMond has been sacked 26 times, the most in the SEC. yikes.I talked too much 💩 for us to lose hahahahaWoah Ed chill out with all thatAuburrrrnnnnnnnHahahahaYikesTHE GATORADE THE KNEE @_valeriabanda https://t.co/w7XhTYvGV4
12/1
2019
*cue Kellen chant* https://t.co/1ww3uGGkyG"Welcome" to Tiger Stadium 👍 #GigEm https://t.co/SOmhLKK0PN
Retweeted by Victoria🦖“AUBURN’S GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME!” ⁣ ⁣ Six years ago today, the legend of the “Kick Six” was born. https://t.co/GvZPBZ1xsd
Retweeted by Victoria🦖The difference between Kellen and ehlinger is that Kellen would never be content with thinking that going 7-5 is do… https://t.co/XQHo0hVQmH
11/30
2019
*watching football* Mom: “is there such thing as being.... excessive aggressive...” 😂
11/29
2019

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