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Victor LaValle @victorlavalle Washington Heights, Manhattan

Improbabilia, Inc.: CHANGELING, BALLAD OF BLACK TOM, DESTROYER, DEVIL IN SILVER, BIG MACHINE.

2,084 Following   24,331 Followers   24,441 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/25/09


Imagine a representative of the United States government calling out another country for a history of cheating and… https://t.co/tOoWW7q3Bi @JeffWhalen989 @reetamac Ok, Fredo. @JeffWhalen989 @reetamac Oh, Jeff. You could never put your hands on me. @Danchaon Please share the title if you discover it’s real. Please write this story if it isn’t. @BasileLebret It’s a flat circle. https://t.co/jt1L7fVj9Q
12/3
2020
Most people are just doing their best. And that is not promising. @casskhaw He’s just wonderful. @babssignal I love when she pulls out that whiteboard and starts doing math. She *flays* people with it.Georgia residents: voter registration for the runoff ends in FIVE days.
Retweeted by Victor LaValleThe 3 stages of giving critique in a writing workshop: 1) I’ve read the piece thoroughly and have ideas I hope wil… https://t.co/lU0vO35i6p @DeanBakopoulos Great news. @AlissaNutting Nice! Congratulations! @paulGtremblay @SarahVLangan1 Then you’ll be crying for the fifth time in one day. @sarahroseetter @salpane I only meant it as solidarity. @DStone2RC I don’t know about brave, but I certainly appreciate the kind words. @connie_rotten How long ago was that? Do you know that intelligent people change their minds when they get new evidence?
12/2
2020
SFWA has named Nalo Hopkinson our 37th Grand Master! Read about Ms. Hopkinson's body of work and influence here:… https://t.co/wQCeHNb5JQ
Retweeted by Victor LaValle @mythosfox *accepts both, happily* @EmceeReads I hear you. And I actually am happy to see them. Them showing up for each class offers me a boost, too. @EliyahuDorje Wow. Impressed you made it through! @debdef @asfmag Hey! That’s great. Glad you liked. I was sorry to miss the rest of the fun. @OldManNamedFudo You, too. @RAforAll Oof. That’s no joke. Good luck! @mat_johnson He had a way with words.5 minutes before my zoom class: “I am about to collapse in stress and tears.” Class starts: “Hello, everyone! Happ… https://t.co/Oh1MiD0T97People: If God wanted us to survive COVID he should’ve sent us a sign. God: I sent you fucking masks!! https://t.co/ynLcfK9gsp @BlakeBaileyOn 20 million hidden Trump votes are sitting in a vault right in the middle of town.The past four years have shown us how precarious our democracy-adjacent system is. It's time to make the U.S. more… https://t.co/KIFNiwdxAB
Retweeted by Victor LaValleToday is pub day for Ambergris, hardcover omnibus of my novels City of Saints & Madmen, Shriek: An Afterword, and F… https://t.co/GLzyZ7cImV
Retweeted by Victor LaValle @jeffvandermeer That was one of my first reviews in a major publication. It was so much fun to write about such a s… https://t.co/BpzpeoOFVX @JIJennings Really enjoyed that as a theme of the movie. @NancyHightower Yes! @bkjwordplay https://t.co/JfrFoaNEhLI know he talked all kinds of shit, but I still loved Buggin Out. https://t.co/Uhj3PHHgMM @Googs67 Ever single one? @trslzr @SwanRiverPress That’s not the Cabal cut, right?
12/1
2020
Tonight will be a wild ride of technological gymnastics & brilliant guests, including Jamaica Kincaid, @cpamzhang,… https://t.co/WLN6jBz7TJ
Retweeted by Victor LaVallePercent of wages currently subsidized by governments due to COVID: Japan: 100% for small businesses; 80% for large… https://t.co/pCu4S2tUKS
Retweeted by Victor LaValle @ImaginesTigers @CinematicZodiac @feraljokes Thanks for reading! I appreciate it. @SwanRiverPress @northernbarnowl I can’t join in but I was thinking of the movie because of this episode of the Pro… https://t.co/q17ppd5uNn @CinematicZodiac @ImaginesTigers @feraljokes This time it’s true though. @ronniemick @SwanRiverPress Peloquin is a beauty! @SwanRiverPress I also love the design of Baphomet.Dr. Decker. That’s it. That’s the tweet. https://t.co/WbZHqwxcnb @DanielGAlarcon Pretty sure the Statue of Liberty and the dinosaurs coexisted. Read a book, man! @sebdoubinsky https://t.co/gQTZftnxuj @lilmissleexo @leah_boustan That’s it. The frenzy is *real*. @DaisyFried They’ll have to send in a screenshot with their hazard pay claim then. @leah_boustan I’m guessing—hoping!—some people just forget.Teachers deserve hazard pay for seeing parents walking around in their underwear in the background of remote classes.CHRONICLES OF THE APOCALYPSE: WRITING ON CLIMATE CHANGE w/ @GhoshAmitav @TempestWilliams and myself, introduced b… https://t.co/iAN4HA5u7s
Retweeted by Victor LaValle @ellisromance They’ve taken no responsibility for anything , why break the pattern now? @toddyo81 It’s at Apple TV now. The season has already been green lit. They’re working out details with a very tale… https://t.co/vhU45PoDxBI got no advance. I had no agent. I have no marketing budget. I don't have a publicist. I can't afford Bookbub or… https://t.co/Nq7eEADyWW
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11/30
2020
@JamesGleick That’s the stuff. @JonathanJanz https://t.co/tPzdeglwPB @KeishaGaye1 Keisha, it’s no surprise you have the perfect analogy.The parenthetical is my favorite underutilized craft element. When used well it’s as effective as an assassin’s blade. @DanielGAlarcon The levels of joy I feel at the ineptitude and stupidity of him and his team are impossible to put into words. @bkjwordplay I’m just saying this might be a better pitch than talking about corrupt the two senators are (which th… https://t.co/SYs6hdaBVO @JDrimmer5000 Sadly accurate.
11/29
2020
Can Dems just promise that if they win the Senate with GA they’ll pay every American under a certain income to stay… https://t.co/Htp0GmoRV3 @TananariveDue Biden should send him a thank you card.
11/28
2020
To give you a scale of the pandemic right now. This year will be the worst for homicides in two decades. We’ll lose… https://t.co/SFzkc3mwkQ
Retweeted by Victor LaValleZin E. Rocklyn's weird, wonderful "When a Kaiju Falls in Love" is now in audio and narrated by @KeylorLeigh, only o… https://t.co/B1YZg4pOtO
Retweeted by Victor LaValleAuthor photo while wearing a mask. @chaoticute Bad home training.Apache people are preparing for a last stand against the colonial forces threatening Oak Flat, the lifeline of Apac… https://t.co/ZdcB8kLF9e
Retweeted by Victor LaValle @timjhennessy Damn good point.Retail workers on Black Friday as COVID riddled shoppers rush in. https://t.co/WkMxTYQFBP
11/27
2020
Wow, gotta admit this was actually shocking to me https://t.co/3xww4RtIUq
Retweeted by Victor LaValleHoliday special I would enjoy: A Very Cronenberg Christmas @sam_kolesnik Thanks for reading and for the kind words. It’s a great anthology and I’m lucky to be a part of it. @disorderedhuman My tweet is literally about being thankful for those progressive fights. I would be thankful if yo… https://t.co/aQRdtsib6vThankful for all those people who have fought, for centuries, to make the United States live up to its stated ideal… https://t.co/kbnZJlF1SE.@GraywolfPress is hiring an editor and this might be one of the best job postings I have seen in... I don’t even k… https://t.co/BZhLKthPBB
Retweeted by Victor LaValle @NancyHightower @AuthorNinaPerez I’m hoping 2021 is packing a bow and arrow, one shot right through the brain. @CDOakes2 That is an underrated gem! The croaking voices at the beginning. At some point I learned what they were s… https://t.co/359c1GZgq1 @upfromsumdirt @CrystalWilki Ooh! That is a damn good party. @AuthorNinaPerez Til the very last day! @LRGiles That is the foam inside a couch cushion, I won’t be fooled. @CrystalWilki @upfromsumdirt I am sorry, Crystal. But also, which album?! @mythosfox @timlebbon I don’t think Tim scares easily. @JohnLawMedia I never have, sadly, so I can’t argue this point. @RedbeardSamurai I sang that one to our kids at bedtime when they were little. It’s a killer. @timlebbon https://t.co/GIv1F1rCm0
11/26
2020
Next year I expect to see a romantic comedy flick called OUTDOOR THANKSGIVING. @mythosfox Queens! @SwellDame This is correct. @Ned_the_zombie A great one. But they plagiarized the whole middle of the song... I kid! I kid! @upfromsumdirt https://t.co/fsQvyd1vE6 @JamieFord They’d tear him to pieces in the first 30 seconds. @thewayback Thank you! @benjamin_oc Love that one, too. Just not quite as much. @mythosfox The. Greatest. @JamieFord Gorgeous song. Their catalog is *so* deep.The Trooper is Iron Maiden’s greatest song. I’m sorry, but this is science. https://t.co/kpz98lLRovA Native Secretary of the Interior would go a long way towards the US finally meeting its treaty obligations to Nat… https://t.co/HDY9G6k6wh
Retweeted by Victor LaValleNearly a third of the nurses who've died of coronavirus in the U.S. are Filipino, even though Filipino nurses make… https://t.co/JDd96g0WDy
Retweeted by Victor LaValle @GeeDee215 “If those cops need their dishes washed or clothes cleaned, why not have black people do that to build t… https://t.co/tbvBqaArNf
11/25
2020

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