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@ltpenguin_ okbet bill clintons mask smells like ibuprofen and pussygarth brooks is a serial killerrich ppl are boring. never seen a rich person stoned at an ihop at 3am. boring as hellkind of ridiculous that good and food don't rhyme
@lincnotfound hell ya @FredTaming just takes a little patience @justky1018 sorry about thatwhy drink coffee when u can use a bidet on a cold winter morning @diskpix i too would like to know this
caught my girlfriend having sex with her nutritionist and she said "its my cheat day" and tbh i'm not even mad that⦠https://t.co/EKb3Q2DeLu
Retweeted by jamesthey want to put me on their staff what the helli'm still at denny's this is crazy @lickmytwitttss have to order it at exactly 8:20pmeating ass

@Cindershunch lmao i do love my pert moobs @lincnotfound oh hell yes did u hear about that one scene with the boobs @its_me_your_mom https://t.co/x9oa0J5bzQmissing boobs today ππme: [dying] please call 911
guy that owns a tesla: ya it has ludicrous mode and tetris lol wanna see pics @lincnotfound π
@lincnotfound ah fuck ok be careful @lincnotfound cat @lincnotfound carew @50FirstTates mircosoft @andlikelaura it's like a year old lmao he's obsessed @lincnotfound damn u missed out. i was like omfg mom did u see those and she was like hell ya sonomg leave him alone https://t.co/GpcteI1are @WinningByARose he really nailed it>:| https://t.co/yM5LFZuS9q
i wish there were more vasectomy commercials. "do u love blowing loads but hate responsibility" @BaileyRW4 haha ya @NicerOnFridays i can carry a thousand groceries @that_santana i'm watching dark and these mfs just hang up on each other constantly and i'm like how are any of u friends @jfromthehill somewhere out there is someone that's been getting hung up on their whole life and they're about to m⦠https://t.co/Fn3oyQuyYl @Vic_Issitudes i'll drop a peace out girl scout i don't even carepeople in movies and tv are like "ok" and hang up the phone. no goodbye. if i did that irl i'd have nobody
@nateandmufasa lmao this is amazingidk i feel like less people would go to church. who would trust a guy named keith @inspector_salad juiceloops is deadwhat if jesus's name was keith instead. keith christ
i love smoking weed while watching science videos. i am so smart rn. corium @bigestaban lmaohttps://t.co/qD2fNHvWnM
Retweeted by jamesam so high i turned my tv down bc i couldn't taste my cinnamon toast crunch

@justky1018 me too @inspector_salad FINALLY someone pronounces it rightjames: hi i'm james
guy: haha hi jimmy. jimbo james. jimmy dean jamie jim hahaha
@Roy_oh_Roy son of a jeffjust watched step brothers on jeff primejust ordered cat litter on jeff freshgonna start saying jeff instead of amazon @justky1018 π @CAshmanActor @LuciferNetflix @bbceastenders @lizakoshy @WEARECVNT5 aluminum! @andlikelaura someone took his fuckin son @turosaenz u know what. this makes total sense @amsaihu we got a live one over here @mufc_rj https://t.co/NyMUZG0iQrwhy is everyone likign this @Cindershunch he's just chilling @WinningByARose π @leonbares thanks @EmSchwegy thanks @ltpenguin_ ok @ltpenguin_ thanks
just drew this i'm 32 https://t.co/JFcngJISBSme: i'd like to sign up for a gym membership
employee: ok what's ur name
me: jim
employee: no fucking way. unrea⦠https://t.co/I2vO23CH0rmaybe keeping them out while offering to put them away in exchange for an apple pencil would work better
@callmeEvian ok i'll see what i can do i need some ice to get these bad boys to point toward what products i wantshowing my nipples to the guy in the apple section of best buy in hopes of scoring an apple pencil @BaileyRW4 damn
@discpix lmfaooo @MeghanMcCain lmao ok @dril what @climaxximus i'm so sorry brother β€οΈ @Roy_oh_Roy i'm so sorry roy :( sending hugs
@justky1018 π₯° @justky1018 @justky1018being an adult is wild like i could sell my car and buy a goat rn wtf
look at how handsome my boy is https://t.co/ETKWeTHCmrdo u ever talk to someone online and it's like u can smell their breath
spent my stimulus on lincoln logsGo check out and follow this hilarious comic @juiceloops_ thanks for the sweet #NewProfilePic @video_jame π https://t.co/UHG4DPUxWq
Retweeted by jamesif u think i'm sexy follow my comic
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@goattoself lmao fuckhttps://t.co/lpTcIIEq3P
Retweeted by james @justky1018 @MNateShyamalan @abbygov @PallaviGunalan @dadthatwrites @adamgreattweet @tropicanapussy @ElaniKitten ur the best :) @CatTheKitten1 oh no call the cops somebody shared a picture on the internet that they didn't take @IndecisiveJones please i am in grave danger @thegallowboob it is so cutelook at me. don't u want me https://t.co/JRA7Chiv2G @WinningByARose hell yes u have a deal @abernothing i know. plain cheese is boring but i like what i likegod i've been craving pizza for so long https://t.co/qJNhUsJNI6it's ππ serotonin and i need it πππ
