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I direct technology for @klru & @acltv. It rarely listens. Used to run Video TechOps at @IGN. One time I went to Timbuktu. he/him

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@Nick_Scarpino @joeynoelle @KindaFunnyVids https://t.co/KatXk7SIV4 @Nick_Scarpino @joeynoelle @KindaFunnyVids NICK WHAT WOULD MATT WONG SAYOk cool, just show up to court in California https://t.co/h5cL8uoDS1
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Retweeted by Chris OstertagTherapist: The cicada that shouts "AWW YEAAAH" isn't real, he can't hurt you The cicada that shouts "AWW YEAAAH": https://t.co/3MOyJo78Xm
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4/20
2019
Important reminder to SlingStudio users: In less than two weeks, Facebook ends support for RTMP in favor of RTMPS.… https://t.co/WBy00R2ZRK
Retweeted by Chris OstertagRilakkuma is my spirit animal. https://t.co/qEuzYfgqAnFor Lyra McKee, and for so many others who have sacrificed so much to gather the truth and tell it to the world, an… https://t.co/ZCp80ug2NL
Retweeted by Chris OstertagWILD DEAL ALERT https://t.co/ZPVGB6xOp1
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @PeerIGN I learned phone system wiring by splitting our house modem line so it also landed in my room.MCAFEE SECURITY FOR TV god the future is a hellscape https://t.co/VRTVeYjERkMy brand-new @SamsungTV thinks https://t.co/FEtUUD0Ebs is a virus and won't let me connect my ARC receiver 😡 https://t.co/TIMWopEmCW
Retweeted by Chris OstertagThis is why none of us want you to talk to us about your shit. https://t.co/BVFjC99y5A
Retweeted by Chris OstertagTry out the CPSC recall app and let us know what you think - https://t.co/XpqZn4E90e https://t.co/odmqvVVCZz
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4/19
2019
THREAD: mueller report redactions as red carpet looks
Retweeted by Chris OstertagThe official job listing will be found here next week. Consider this your head start 🙂 https://t.co/bjMo4m5SV9
Retweeted by Chris OstertagBig news everyone. I'm hiring at IGN SF! It's an entry-level position and I'm looking for you to... -Be good at FP… https://t.co/egOVAVHZ06
Retweeted by Chris OstertagTurns out we absolutely would download a car https://t.co/voMEkNGLG6
Retweeted by Chris OstertagGreat profile of YouTube’s CEO but all the stuff about how hard these problems are sure seem to turn pretty simple… https://t.co/Ead7fI59v4
Retweeted by Chris OstertagRemember how FB stored tens of millions of user passwords unencrypted on their servers? They just updated the blog… https://t.co/BY99SwniRh
Retweeted by Chris OstertagI am hiring an Engineering Manager (full-time) to lead a group of 6-8 software engineers working on our web applica… https://t.co/2hVFEC4rdk
Retweeted by Chris OstertagMueller report ➡️ https://t.co/Hu4uLKd94X
Retweeted by Chris Ostertagmy strongest skill as a software eng is my willingness to interrupt an entire meeting to announce “I have no fuckin… https://t.co/RDL3vpgNUb
Retweeted by Chris OstertagA quick #ThursdayThought, you deserve this free ebook. Pick up @doctorow's WALKAWAY here: https://t.co/cb4I2eDLPB https://t.co/2zIQlMdMiV
Retweeted by Chris OstertagNext ep of @TheOrville, Assistant Editor Hillary Wills moves up to full Editor. This is significant. No women have… https://t.co/S4y7GEv2nT
Retweeted by Chris OstertagMy cat is an idiot. https://t.co/cAcuYKvN8L
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag11:58 pm - A line of strong to severe thunderstorms are approaching the Interstate 35 corridor. Primary threats inc… https://t.co/S8iYwBXY90
Retweeted by Chris OstertagSevere Thunderstorm Warning for Travis & Williamson Counties until 11:45 PM https://t.co/rjKO9jY5cN #TXwx #Austin
Retweeted by Chris OstertagAnyway, tomorrow is going to be awful, and I don’t really know what else to tell you—other than to ignore people wh… https://t.co/BZqvvS0aZO
Retweeted by Chris OstertagThe graphic below is a list of the new cases assigned in a single year (2016) to a typical public defender in Kentu… https://t.co/HWpJy4lWCm
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Retweeted by Chris OstertagYou can't use credit to buy beer from wholesalers, but you can own more liquor stores if you do business with famil… https://t.co/wLNqylfgop
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag“Unintentionally uploaded”. These things will keep happening as long as there is no accountability. https://t.co/nGj8Yl3WJI
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @RebeccaRKaplan @PaulaReidCBS Still got the last CD https://t.co/by5IdPsiZo
Retweeted by Chris OstertagWill the Mueller Report CD's be nicely labeled https://t.co/lZgTVzLMCu @zeynep Chronological timeline now turns itself off periodically, when it does you're back to seeing the garbage fi… https://t.co/fLq0MNbJ6G
4/18
2019
It should go without saying, but there’s going to be a lot of malicious Mueller Report links floating around out th… https://t.co/k3dFNeMkYpWe really do live in the dumbest timeline. https://t.co/dX7wFM2VrP
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag#AmazingGrace #ArethaFranklin an amazing documentary project, we loaned them a MediaComposer system and supporting… https://t.co/uDwQt2IXaB
Retweeted by Chris OstertagMisread this as "locking on" and was like oh shit https://t.co/YcPbRwIcN8Whelp, problems with Google, time to go home. https://t.co/TaLOShm982 @minagmas But agreed, Ackbar doing it woulda been good @minagmas I DEMAND BORING BUT ACCURATE FILMS! :)It’s probably going to be a bad day regardless when Brian calls/emails your organization asking about a breach. Let… https://t.co/WLfGsbye6w
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @minagmas Or maybe someone who wasn’t a damn admiral? They spent a lot of time in that movie talking about strategy… https://t.co/Hnvz3wpokDRE: Epic, Unreal, Fortnite, etc. First time I've seen Jon Favreau confirm whipsers that 'The Mandelorian' was film… https://t.co/b77dfhanPP
Retweeted by Chris OstertagJack gave freely of his time and wisdom to many of us, including @KLRU. He will be missed. https://t.co/Y9AgReEotoHey security women of Austin, let's get this group going! We're planning our first meetup for May and would love so… https://t.co/9BaUoQCRkm
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @BKrumbles @HarrisFoster Upside of the 8's is that's the first model line that includes CalMan calibration built-in… https://t.co/m9YkZzKXs7 @BKrumbles @HarrisFoster The problem is that there's a small window, usually around now, when they clear out stock.… https://t.co/t2UztsYGr3https://t.co/1kuBzSGl37
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @myrgard is this a threatHere's the @rtingsdotcom review: https://t.co/0hboipghlu @HarrisFoster No, flash deal. It's $1499 on Amazon so not as big a cut as B&H makes it seem.LG 55" C7 OLED for $999 https://t.co/UfQj5rbEoa https://t.co/8AQwMBDpXPwhy is <ken-burns-carousel> (or <kenBurnsCarousel>?) not part of HTML already??? @w3c @WHATWG
Retweeted by Chris OstertagIf you haven’t seen this yet, remedy that. https://t.co/oF17UySF7BExplore Austin’s high-tech origins when innovators and community leaders formed a catalyst that still drives the ec… https://t.co/nfLWQTNXdQ
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4/17
2019
Child: I’m super excited because I ordered a camera from Amazon! ...he is play-acting my life with disturbing accuracyOK I may need to go back to Odyssey for Atlantis. @BartJakasa I don't think I mention it at allThis astounding photograph of yesterday's Notre Dame fire, from "A.G. photographe", is not photoshopped. It is ol… https://t.co/kRb4njqr3h
Retweeted by Chris OstertagI will be reprising this presentation as a webinar on May 8th, sign up here: https://t.co/mSdBmi0MAf https://t.co/VgLpzazyzQ👉 7/8 winners are from @pbs 👏👏👏 https://t.co/39TOhHmis4
Retweeted by Chris OstertagJoin Chris Ostertag updating his session from TechCon for you soon: https://t.co/I4tqqwnXbx #TechCon19 #TechConHaiku @videograndpa
Retweeted by Chris Ostertagit me https://t.co/2SybFCPbVX @MRSallee Ha, @JennFizz had that the last couple days, every spam call blows up the living room. @Brudvig Judging by the lack of results it seems that no, they do not usually travel in packs.If you wanna know how tonight’s going https://t.co/QtyTISOPkpNever let children ride mowers! Brought to you by a zebra riding a mower. https://t.co/lRxt4Fy9kH @MikeDrucker “A female diversity hire” are you fucking kidding me
4/16
2019
@AardvarkSagus 2 and 3 really streamline a lot of things, and I loved the overall story arc. But 1 is so clunky it… https://t.co/e3ISnOEYySCities with the fewest kids 1 San Francisco: 13.4% of residents are kids 2 Boston: 15.5% 3 Seattle: 15.8% 4 Miami:… https://t.co/u5EFiznRAZ
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @AardvarkSagus I beat original ME in one weekend, extremely sick and out of my mind on cold medicine. Had that not… https://t.co/6KRfDntyv0If you watched the #JediFallenOrder panel from #StarWarsCelebration on Mixer, check your inbox. Codes for Star Wars… https://t.co/9AF1FJzqFr
Retweeted by Chris OstertagMass Effect (XBO BC/X360) is $4.99 on XBL Gold https://t.co/zOpVadJgoY Mass Effect 2 $5.99 https://t.co/U3jCC7Q2CThttps://t.co/V8MjKwpNc1
Retweeted by Chris Ostertagthis is youtube's "information panel," which was meant to address fake news on the platform, clearly doing a great… https://t.co/lK8YuHGEnf
Retweeted by Chris OstertagMy comment: this is illegal. Full stop. Don't believe me? Ask the FTC. https://t.co/AHPJ6UA4Wq https://t.co/stbG1RAzfH.@jennfizz will begin the Master of Landscape Architecture program at UT Austin this fall. She's worked for years b… https://t.co/Oueisza01PAfter the news went viral about Starz getting Twitter to remove TorrentFreak's tweet, Starz is successfully applyin… https://t.co/ZQEV14dpzq
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag.@paulakerger talks with @karaswisher about PBS's ongoing funding challenges, and who loses if that funding goes aw… https://t.co/AzMvZnMN1ITo everyone sending me death threats right now: you wouldn’t be saying a damn thing if a tornado was ravaging your… https://t.co/UVuUqK3C4a
Retweeted by Chris OstertagFiling: when DEA demanded LogMeIn divulge a LastPass user's passwords, LastPass' encryption scheme meant it couldn'… https://t.co/Lc64YiRqpN
Retweeted by Chris OstertagNazis: can't moderate, delete or otherwise control them, it's a tough engineering issue Link to article about copy… https://t.co/cYMxKTxoHH
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4/15
2019
Going to Japan is a monkey’s paw wish where you have a great time but the catch is you’re going to be extra bummed… https://t.co/hBl4FxSnDw
Retweeted by Chris OstertagWhen we think of mobile phone metadata & geolocation, we usually think of the wireless carriers themselves (pen reg… https://t.co/7qqgDMWneo
Retweeted by Chris OstertagWait, fucking Werner Herzog is in The Mandalorian?Got canceled yesterday "due to a lack of availability.""Clear out the bandit camp," said All Of The Videogames. "Clear the fuck out of that bandit camp."
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @PROTOTYPE0115 Waiting til I see footage of an actual game @MJPank It's gonna vary wildly. But assuming you'll get 10% of the advertised speed is probably safe. Mine is a 100… https://t.co/gjDIS5cZGw @MJPank Hammerdrill bro @MJPank I probably was. And I have one, it works. Don't expect super fast speeds, and I probably wouldn't use it fo… https://t.co/MmYngukszm @JennFizz https://t.co/JdOuSJAX0BLady pilot pulling metal moves here! Her name is Brenda Riepsamme Wassink (only 35!), and she’s using a technique k… https://t.co/fTll2uAE16
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4/14
2019
"Cloud is a rip-off" I mutter to myself as I enter the sixth hour of diagnosing why my drive controller won't see my disk array.
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4/13
2019

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