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I direct technology for @klru & @acltv. It rarely listens. Used to run Video TechOps at @IGN. One time I went to Timbuktu. he/him

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@TyRoot I'm not surprised to see we do most of this wrong. https://t.co/cch9YciTuf
6/18
2019
It’s almost like no one would ever in a million years trust YouTube with their kids. https://t.co/oR2jPDcTYDPatients can't understand a 15-page consent doc, and if they can't understand it, they can't form consent. It's a… https://t.co/gyVnxz74Ji
Retweeted by Chris OstertagTomorrow’s going to be a good day to follow me and @RedGiantNews. https://t.co/tsWYNOrOlV
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @gigastacey I say probably because I can always come up with weird outliers. It's fine. @gigastacey No, it's probably fine.The silly Samsung TV malware story has people asking why they can't just buy dumb TVs anymore, which I reported on… https://t.co/HiwbQ9aZjz
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @MJPank @JennFizz https://t.co/0YJwflDuvS @MJPank @JennFizz https://t.co/EWWxyBW27R @MJPank @JennFizz https://t.co/KYNOgbNo1N @MikeDrucker BUT KEEP YOUR TV CONNECTED SO WE CAN KEEP SENDING YOUR METRICS TO LITERALLY EVERYONE @MJPank @JennFizz https://t.co/hiIS1rdS1K @michaelkammes YOU TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR OWN UNIVERSAL?!? @JennFizz @MJPank Can confirm. @AardvarkSagus I have some dried smoked ghost pepper in a grinder that I've so far been too afraid to use on anything. @JennFizz you've been whamboozled @AardvarkSagus oh dearThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was rebranding "stan" from "psychotic murderous stalker" to "unconditionally supportive fan"
Retweeted by Chris OstertagAbout 555 customers in Williamson County are without power as the thunderstorm rolls through Central Texas. Hail is… https://t.co/Z7E4JSViBp
Retweeted by Chris OstertagGo get it! 25% off Accessories and Sale items through June 17th. No code required; discount automatically applied a… https://t.co/jt3NsxIHsB
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @DestinLegarie https://t.co/lMJwvfBj2wHoly shit. Turns out you only THINK you love Thai food. https://t.co/MLVzeCtGpY (h/t @jenuhhveev)
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6/17
2019
@AardvarkSagus A monster? @JennFizz https://t.co/fuv3u7Ej8YOne of the most pernicious racist ideas about Black men is the idea that Black fathers are the least involved. In f… https://t.co/QQoBmqYf7t
Retweeted by Chris OstertagJust deleted this tweet. This update is only being released for iPhone 8+, so it’s unlikely it would be related to… https://t.co/K3QDK4OOlp
Retweeted by Chris OstertagThe "Amazon's Choice" label seems to imply curation, but it's awarded to listings by an algorithm, and some of the… https://t.co/E3ZkVkFI31
Retweeted by Chris OstertagIn Los Angeles, it takes 43 years to save up a 20% down payment by setting aside 5% a year on the city’s median inc… https://t.co/an1cvzly8q
Retweeted by Chris OstertagMichelle Marrion is a Howard University alumnus and one of the cinematographers and camera women on #WhenTheySeeUs.… https://t.co/ldiJgCjxPw
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @dougdaulton Yep. I just have them on PC because I got a sweet deal a while back. Also strongly recommend the DLC. @dougdaulton 1 is still rough. And some of the writing, specifically the romance stuff, has...not aged well. But ov… https://t.co/JZjmQwTljG @dougdaulton Mass Effect 3. Been replaying the trilogy. So good.Sweet victory. https://t.co/uKOnew8r5soh my fucking god thank you.​ I really hope the TA's look over these commits
Retweeted by Chris OstertagThirteen lines of dialogue recorded just for this. So good. https://t.co/YN3MKT9jSX @MJPank @JennFizz For some reason BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND is never an acceptable plan.Tonight we read the book My Pet Rattlesnake to the child and I had to end every page with NEVER DO THIS.… https://t.co/1X8Vtsima4.@JennFizz says possums eat ticks so just like fill your yard with hissing angry possums. https://t.co/FGCX6s6yDMinterviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance” me: interviewer: me: you don’t remember me do you?
Retweeted by Chris OstertagBet the neighbors who brought this to the Council's attention are henceforth disinvited from ALL the brunches and g… https://t.co/HPaxcozyZa
6/16
2019
Need to sell some stuff so taking some photos. Cat refuses to be left out. https://t.co/bSNPc0tasLThis is the best use for an Apple watch 😂👍 Credit to Nstalgic https://t.co/buUSPmswAc
Retweeted by Chris OstertagFree games currently available on XBL (XBO BC/X360): Crackdown https://t.co/XTdGyWwQb7 Crackdown 2… https://t.co/iAPxu7Xr6U
Retweeted by Chris OstertagMe: *runs into a dark room, slams the door, pushes a table up against the door, hides under a desk* The Rhythm: *c… https://t.co/YGWH7T6tG3
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag2019's biggest hit 'Old Town Road' is only 1:53 seconds. It's played, listened to and streamed more than any other.… https://t.co/k92s4v1X3s
Retweeted by Chris OstertagWorst. Unicorn. Ever. https://t.co/ZBkwEBZNxw
Retweeted by Chris OstertagIn October of 1998, Matthew Shepard was beaten, tortured, and left to die. Conspirare brings new depth to a harrowi… https://t.co/2W62tHdDgE
Retweeted by Chris OstertagDYING https://t.co/Sua8sHlfW9
6/15
2019
@isoughtajam Film @RahulG86 @isoughtajam Fun thing: Google OCR’s every image you upload. Try uploading an image of text, then search your drive for the text. @fromedome @TheStalwart @newconsumer Our Texas grocery store stocks it in the meat section. It’s so weird. @isoughtajam Love me some Backblaze @ItsTheLingo I appreciate it and youThe vaccines "debate" Science: Vaccines are safe and here is a massive pile of evidence to prove it Not Scientist… https://t.co/r8C2P6dfx1 @mopeymcsadsack And fail repeatedly and still get rewardedUS Minister of Propaganda Sarah Sanders resigns from position, to pursue on New Career: glumly defending poor perfo… https://t.co/wxOloX06fG
Retweeted by Chris OstertagMY GOD. BACK UP YOUR SHIT PEOPLE. https://t.co/vkAij1u0DK @mopeymcsadsack What if, instead of any sort of impact measurement, we just fail fast and pivot frequently. Seems l… https://t.co/EQzQ8s6YnMThere's an all-staff email going around trying to reunite this purple skull cup left in the men's room with its own… https://t.co/FmYpmeywpT @mopeymcsadsack what about impactasmr for artists https://t.co/bC3IWCeozB
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @PROTOTYPE0115 Nothing, it'll be on Game Pass, PC has plenty of space. @hilgoldstein Can you write this up as a Top Ten article
6/14
2019
If anyone saw anything walking into E3 today on Pico please let me know. My car is (was?) a black Nissan 370Z. It w… https://t.co/EZDDO7aHCg
Retweeted by Chris OstertagThere is no debate. Vaccines are safe. People who say they aren't are at best misinformed. Stop framing this like b… https://t.co/8LMaB69epaNo. She came out as anti-science. The arrogance in believing you know more than the medical community - who say imm… https://t.co/C2WXISPnHl
Retweeted by Chris OstertagTHE GALAXY IS SAVED https://t.co/5u3lHbDBrE @MrJoshPerry Doesn't matter when you can't change schools and can't afford private. I'd rather people just not be a… https://t.co/48qF3f9jRfSo, I want to talk about the #ModernWarfare panel at E3 and some of what was said. Because it's a perfect example o… https://t.co/OHuZaQJVBF
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6/13
2019
Of the countless protests and riots I've covered over the years, I've never once seen this tactic used. Tear gas gr… https://t.co/5iQsDQzEUj
Retweeted by Chris OstertagI’m always amazed by the disconnect between what we see in the news and the reality of the world around us. As my l… https://t.co/F6OwugM850
Retweeted by Chris OstertagInsightful thread on the issues and problems with securing a hospital. https://t.co/F2wMuzN042
Retweeted by Chris OstertagOh my god. Artists uploaded a deep fake of Mark Zuckerberg to Instagram, saying he's in control of billions of peop… https://t.co/3k6eQN8Ee6
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6/12
2019
@tcd004 @USCPSC RIGHT. I keep wondering if we can FOIA the original Photoshop files. @EvilMopacATX Fresh meat for the grinder. https://t.co/huCv6nJ8yKWhoa https://t.co/u8VUJ2JZBv
6/11
2019
BTW, this list is the final backward compatibility OG Xbox/X360 games coming to Xbox One, there will be no plans fo… https://t.co/KkbFYpllLr
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @TyRoot @ItsTheLingo YOU OLDYouTube saying they're committed to consistent policy enforcement is really something given...well, YouTube.The US Customs & Border Patrol via just lost an undisclosed amount of international traveler facial and biometric d… https://t.co/2ODoQObASC
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @kottke @bonitasarita Wat u mean vintage, I took this pic 10 seconds ago. https://t.co/NdcFIOVSn11/ The Texas governor accused people of "lying" about Texas' maternal mortality rate. But the critics had relied on… https://t.co/VUC1wRxjkz
Retweeted by Chris OstertagThis mention on @verge makes it seem like I think the Mac Pro is a miss for Apple. I don’t, I just don’t think it’s… https://t.co/4yYMOpIxeU
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @ItsTheLingo Whole thing seems like a mess @ItsTheLingo Maybe the cure for audience fatigue is DO DIFFERENT SHIT? I dunno though I'm no filmologistDid you miss this year's #HPATechRetreat? Or are there key sessions you want to revisit? Well you're in luck, prese… https://t.co/scB3f6rqJr
Retweeted by Chris OstertagStephanie is 16 years old, a junior at Lanier High School, and is on track to become a certified #electrician upon… https://t.co/gOg10FhKc4
Retweeted by Chris OstertagBecause people love being told when and how to watch things. https://t.co/FlY37oyIcT @klru’s Amanda Moore and James Cole talk about the challenges of digitizing & indexing 40+ years of @acltv - proud… https://t.co/lZa86QkZoe
Retweeted by Chris OstertagIt is fucking exhausting 1. how many bad/incomplete contracts I get sent, and 2. how many other people sign them without reading themLast day to take our short survey about unions in public radio. If you’re at a station where a union represents emp… https://t.co/8Ips4v92LD
Retweeted by Chris OstertagWHAT ABOUT STRONGER https://t.co/kskBKO6qMfhttps://t.co/vg9z3zKLtL @aegies What if they use the symbol. What if they make everyone learn ASCII codes. Xbox ∞ @griffin_bruce I can't find anything that says today only. https://t.co/oEGvBSAiwE @griffin_bruce I can’t double check right now, we have tornado warnings. @griffin_bruce Huh, must’ve missed it.
6/10
2019
As these storms approach Austin make sure you are weather aware and follow local media for updates as this storm mo… https://t.co/KUM3yjkP99
Retweeted by Chris Ostertag @griffin_bruce Huh, hadn't seen that. Seems weird to do it for one day only, esp when this whole week will be reinforcing the value of it. @griffin_bruce Huh, weird. Well I think the $1 thing goes through E3 so hopefully you can get one in the next few days.
6/9
2019

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