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Retweeted by it’s not räel @p3_pendeja Sabes que datos piden para cancelar línea en telcel? Si les doy tu número con eso?the first three cities are where my families hail from and had stolen from them. I hate that we don’t have the righ…
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Retweeted by it’s not räelIf u ever get sick of me and want to kill me give me a caribou/costa/starbucks mocha that shit will send me into cardiac arrest @p3_pendeja wey no puedo creer que neta a este ser se le ocurra tanta mamada juntaIt is International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women, and the start of #16DaysOfActivism. Yeseni…
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Retweeted by it’s not räelSe pelean, gritan, insultan y ha muerto gente por peleas entre equipos pero tachan a todos de sensibles y dramáticos i have to laughLos señores amantes del fútbol gritan y lloran como si fuera su propia vida la que esta en riesgo pero somos la gen… @chainchompist
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Retweeted by it’s not räelOooh you blocked me? Fine let me go hack youHello would u like to help me wash my back while we showerif u need motivation to not smoke know smokers age faster, skin gets ashy dry, with less elasticity and more prone…
@p3_pendeja Mi entrega final quedo de 60 páginas con DD @TCali__ the sequel
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@p3_pendeja A ver que canción me taladrara el oído el próximo añoEspero que para cuando salga la 2º temporada de luis miguel sigamos encerrados no quiere tener que pasar otros 4 me…
Retweeted by it’s not räelAndan limpiando las ventanas, susto que me metieron cuando el wey brinco enfrente colgado de un cable alvI stare like I wanna put my foot on your throat but really I just wanna ask what you’re eating @melanicampo Baby Shego tenia pelo negro
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este tipo de shitposting es una de las razones por las cuales no doy de baja mi cuenta de fb
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Retweeted by it’s not räelI had the nicest dream, in my deeam i had bigger boobs, best time of my lifeCreen que vuelvan a darnos coursera?? Viendo que probs no regresamos y hay estos cursos que me están pestañeando @rinaeles Wait till u try pineapple on tacosMistakes were made, words were spoken, feelings were hurtBut then i would lose all my drafts, on the other i will risk my reputation and ridiculeDEACTIVATING @melanicampo Un clásico de nuestra historia😍 La época más bonita del año 🎄
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@p3_pendeja Cest moiI am tired of trying to show the right path, I'll join you in the dark siderid yourself of the idea that love includes possessiveness and having control over the other @byfarout i feel like money can be a source of power so I feel like if i let them buy me extra shit im letting them… usted no lo creayo ni fumo pero ahuevo vaccine only protects you from the most common/higher risk types but there’s more than a 150 strainsDoctors estimate that around 85% of the population (in both developed and third world countries) will get hpv at so… responsible and get your yearly std test even if you’re a monk or nun, you never know and you protect both yourself and future partners
Preparing accordingly for a pussy reservation/dick appointment does really take time and effort, i rather stay celibate @p3_pendeja Mi mas sentido pesame"I heard you've been pretending to read Marx to impress bisexuals"
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Retweeted by it’s not räel0:06 the nun said fuck them kids thought me and the universe had a pactComparing my photos from this time last year to today I look so fucking old like i aged 5 yearsA bug’s life is my biopic @p3_pendeja Soy yo @emirafval Que? Tu aun no la tienes? Pues actualizate amigoOmgooodd i can see your stories beautiful people @p3_pendeja We’ve been knewI’m two weeks late, what should I name Jesus’ sister?I am on the brink of causing irreparable damage @emirafval Vamos a ver las estrellas @Rich_sAre últimamente veo que todos salen gays/bis del departamento de cpol deberían poner advertencia
@Rich_sAre Tu cocinasSaw a photo of me smiling and I smile like nicky minajThis is what lives below.....
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