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@Barstoolsports. The Dad in “My Dad, the Facebook Addict”. Father of three. Master Plumber. Serious people are a drag.

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Joined Twitter 5/18/14


Growing up this was the story that taught me anti-Semitism still exists, and my dad is crazy. Incredible blog… https://t.co/7CxxDXiec0
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7/11
2020
@owenloveslamp Great gift, love it! Nice job! Tell him happy 6-5 from me! And to remember, although he’s older than… https://t.co/U1e0EDnwHpHad a blast doing this interview with friend and mentor @JuddApatow with @CNN discussing The Great Depresh on… https://t.co/ZZoX0bht70
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedKind of nice when someone says "lastly," at least they're given you a heads up as they're coming to a close. https://t.co/qOap7GllAi
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedIf you're speaking to me & begin a sentence with "first of all", I may be nice and let you get to "second of all",… https://t.co/fRnRytTVLb
7/10
2020
@mark_filipe @Edelman11 There’s really only two types of people, good ones and a-holes. I’m pretty secure with who… https://t.co/cPEdonTPQyAs someone who has experienced antisemitism many times in my life, I stand with @Edelman11. https://t.co/p3UkbW3cZv @ron_towery @stoolpresidente Nicely done! Happy B-Day!My birthday today. I learned from @Vindog56 how to blow out candles in 2020. Of course I gave him no credit what so… https://t.co/qXKQvhP7Wz
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7/9
2020
@PardonMyTake @BauerOutage Love the live action meme reference @PFTCommenterI’m not involving myself in this, but I’d be more than willing to officiate a @Trysta_Krick vs @Barstool_Quotes mem… https://t.co/VeYr3Z1zBN @sch_mittens @barstoolsports Happy!Today my grandson turned 3 months, my youngest son turned 27, and I’ve officially been @barstoolsports for 6 months. What a fucking day!Tweeting this so no one else can have it: a 60 minute, weekly Celtics podcast called, “I Want My Auerbach”
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7/8
2020
There’s a lot of things worse than having a rock in your shoe, but not when you have a rock in your shoeBy the way with all this PPP loan info coming out just want to remind all of @barstoolsports that “Bad Guy Dave” sa… https://t.co/5YgbDVBdZY
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7/7
2020
Richard's Plan and The Girl Next Door... https://t.co/0RTi7DeP70
7/6
2020
@stoolpresidente “Special occasions only”Available? https://t.co/sSBP5Ktnr6
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedMy wife has the ability to shhhh someone into a complete and utter silence that is unmatched by even the most powerful live action meme
7/5
2020
You might need this advice later tonight @joeyjaws https://t.co/R13oNZHO5MI watched Larry Bird, Willie Mays, Jim Brown, Arnold Palmer, but nobody dominates their sport like Joey Chesnut. He… https://t.co/zITrVorKg0 @NuttingAndrew I've got three boys. The one who just had the transplant is my middle son. Visited him yesterday. My… https://t.co/DPK4wMMkimThe outeating part my be a challenge. He is the dumpling eating champion of Chinatown. https://t.co/3ccTN4BDNQ https://t.co/g7EEQVvqxiAt 64 with a bad shoulder, I still outbenched my 26-year-old son last night. I plan on beating him at corn hole tod… https://t.co/hoT7EyCtCB
7/4
2020
@scopie15 @DLeVine93 Had the time of his life there.Open to competing in any future dumpling or chicken nugget eating contests https://t.co/Hi16lMBcGr
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedWatch My Son @dlevine93 Win a Dumpling Eating Contest in Chinatown https://t.co/3ccTN4BDNQ
7/3
2020
@Dave_the_wavee Are you throwing with the same accuracy you had with your dominant arm? I can do a lot of things wi… https://t.co/hirgAfyfK6 @Dave_the_wavee After the torn labrum I was given the option of surgery or rest. I chose rest. I washed cars for re… https://t.co/xCiaXzIUus @plantp22 @DLeVine7893 The one with blue laces is Dylan’s SSK. He thinks it’s somewhere in his apartment... I’ve ow… https://t.co/JiHRyZkcSJ @Dave_the_wavee I dislocated my right shoulder 15 years ago & tore the labrum in my left 8 years ago. Now, this. I… https://t.co/Tm95K4ECr0Can an old dog learn a new trick?I hurt my right shoulder early in the pandemic & now I can’t throw right handed. So, this morning I scored a vintag… https://t.co/2GHzRDaqZW
7/2
2020
Happy anniversary to Pokey Reese, who on this date in 2004 made the best catch by a shortstop diving into the stand… https://t.co/5v2f3XVDew
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedWhen our kids were young, my wife wouldn’t allow them to watch South Park or The Simpsons, but I made damn sure the… https://t.co/sPogzobDCO
7/1
2020
"Come out and take it, you dirty yellow-bellied rat or I'll give it to you through the door!" https://t.co/jSDdSbltIE
6/30
2020
When I got to Barstool Sports I said that if I was expected to apologize for everything that everyone had said and… https://t.co/09J6DPeqq1
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Retweeted by VindogUnleashedSorry @BaileyCarlin but I’m gonna have to meme you now https://t.co/g9LlHoNyyO
6/29
2020
hey @Vindog56 are you busy today? https://t.co/MLMweBo3xZ
Retweeted by VindogUnleashed @BarstoolChief Yeah, I’m busy trying to design a toilet that works on the moon
6/27
2020
@mvktc TYDuh. @Vindog56 https://t.co/zJaKgrLrXl
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedThe Universe doesn’t have the meme that I have @elonmusk https://t.co/7JWLeeAx1k @WilliamRockens1 TY Will.
6/26
2020
@chelseyylately_ Who’s your BF? Batakis was a difficult person...
6/25
2020
Holy mother of god! What have I done! https://t.co/DlcyUAfjXQ
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedIf you liked watching @rinsana get MEME'D TO DEATH, why not join the army? https://t.co/eOQMeUZClDYou're all wet & you're ALL DONE! @rinsana https://t.co/ThpTC5hb1EThe straw that broke @rinsana's back! https://t.co/zQ1Fys4TcUAll you are is dust in the wind. And we're gonna suck you up! @rinsana https://t.co/wPFRZsG8CbDDTG Global is going to the moon, @rinsana’s whole career is taking a PLUNGE! https://t.co/ekIM9FRvAmBETTER START RUNNING!!! @rinsana https://t.co/3KrM6jAnCPPrepare to get SHAT on! @rinsana https://t.co/7yVyCwBw3h https://t.co/V17al2eABr @stoolpresidente I’m locked and loaded @stoolpresidente @Vindog56 Amazzzzzzzinnnnnnnggggg 💥
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedMy son told me this is a big deal @thereallisaann https://t.co/ZkUSprSCPgSometimes Life's Best Mentors Were There All Along... https://t.co/oHO0YfxlPL @balltalk13 She is kind, brave, and a welcome addition to our family.
6/24
2020
@fakingit4life TY! @boobooshnickins Yes! @BarstoolBroad Yes she is!After months of dialysis, my middle son was the recipient of a kidney yesterday. The donor was his incredibly brave… https://t.co/ca8HUY2MJh
6/23
2020
“Hang with your Dad!”A little Father’s Day advice for all the sons & daughters out there https://t.co/gb7aKa2RYs
6/21
2020
@GregABedard @Flyers61 We started small vegetable plants, not seeds. @GregABedard This is in Norton, in real time. I’m new to gardening, but I suspect it’s all about the soil. I search… https://t.co/bj6IEdueKpSo My Wife Wanted a Raised Bed Garden for Mother's Day. Here's How it Turned Out... https://t.co/IdRoMJCFsX
6/20
2020
@stoolpresidente @CNBC Locked and loaded if you need me @stoolpresidenteAnother Day at the Beach to Please You-Know-Who https://t.co/jMj7E4O9Lc
6/19
2020
@SullySoprano TY Sull! @Smallball303 I just turned 64. My birthday was on Sunday June 14th. I’m still accepting belated birthday wishes...One of the bulbs over the bathroom mirror blew & when I glanced in the mirror, the darker lighting had me looking l… https://t.co/lY9FgBpm5Y
6/18
2020
On Their Sleeves: A Tale of Two Coaches (Part One) https://t.co/cnWvoReiMu
6/16
2020
@BarstoolBroad TY!
6/15
2020
June 14th is My Birthday and Many Others. Whose Birthday Party Would You Most Want to Attend? https://t.co/C1DakgomJj @JenWhiteATL TY! @Sciosciallism Not necessarily a bad thing... @Barnwould As you get older they start to look better. Trust me, I felt the same way. @briandonovan86 The Belly Dancer or my wife?Today I turned 64. My wife got me a Belly Dancer when I turned 30 but didn't get me one this year. Maybe she knows… https://t.co/7Z05RHYNRiA little peak into the history of our program and the father of youth sports in Sharon, Jack Cosgrove. Great blog… https://t.co/NMPwxLMXN6
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6/14
2020
@vicepresidentjp This probably my favorite comment, ever. Thanks!In the 1960s Doctor's Didn't Prescribe Ritalin. They Told Your Mother to Sign You Up To Play Football!… https://t.co/NShR461rsv
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6/13
2020
Gonna be sharing more classic photos like this on Instagram. Follow me @vindogunleashed https://t.co/CdFxhERU2A https://t.co/teor6Mly8t
6/12
2020
Smokeshow https://t.co/4gidLfb1hV
Retweeted by VindogUnleashed @KillianMoss16 @Klaylurkin Two months in. It’s comin along... @mikeycho ‘76-‘77. I’ve never been without it since.SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US VINDOG https://t.co/OI7c3eYlje
Retweeted by VindogUnleashedIn 1979 I shit-canned the mullet in favor of an afro. https://t.co/v2HNp2pVAt @radam42 Anybody can have a bad day...I was 0-6 in today’s game. Caught looking 5 times. I did take a nice shit this morning though. Pretty much cleared… https://t.co/xLRxRrjVRF
6/11
2020
At 12 Years Old Buck Freeman was a Mule Driver in a Pennsylvania Coal Mine. Baseball Got Him Out https://t.co/MKUqSDHqMA @ron_towery @JoeyLangone Years ago everyone was using Blue Vanish and I hated repairing or removing those toilets.… https://t.co/oATwRLElKEHappy to help @JoeyLangone! I used to tell my high school buddies who called me to do plumbing work “one way or ano… https://t.co/6OOmfEtJK6Prepare for the meme war. “MEME’D TO DEATH” tees now available! https://t.co/eOQMeUZClD
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6/9
2020

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