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Phineas on Phineas and Ferb. Greg on Everybody Hates Chris. Patrick on The Walking Dead. Hope in Final Fantasy.

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Joined Twitter 1/14/10


its sunday which means im here to say fuck joel osteenif i were the mob in gotham i would simply kill the batman @carlybella_ I knew I could count on you @MotherOfDoggons Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. @nachiopistachio Where did you get this?no one ever brings over a taco 12 pack do i even have friends
1/19
2020
i am 27 years old and this is my kylo ren lego keychain https://t.co/jZ8lhTTMH2im not very generous with my fucks and you shouldn’t be either @mrmikeyreid PROTECTIVE @jodieegrace @mrmikeyreid god can’t save you now
1/18
2020
winter look https://t.co/d86IGwsJM4 @doyalikebaileys that tree was dead 10 days ago @doyalikebaileys It’s January 17th @mrmikeyreid Post the photo mikey
1/17
2020
@jalenramsey How do I get on this squad @TG3II @Keenan13Allen I’m not a celebrity but can I be on the squadwhen my cookie doesn’t have raisins in it https://t.co/YLWGh4IMGM @mrmikeyreid We live together stop subtweeting me
1/16
2020
Me: “Alexa play love making soundtrack” *I can go the distance from Hercules comes on*dr. doofenshmirtz has a more emotional backstory than kylo ren
Retweeted by Vincent MartellaAs many of you know, my mentor in the Corps, and friend passed away. Tom was the type of person I’ll never come a… https://t.co/A3TWfLcR2P
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1/14
2020
the oscars refused to nominate perry the platypus again this is bullshit
1/13
2020
everything started going to shit after I stopped using those trix spoons that change color in your milk
1/12
2020
You think I won’t get a turtleneck? I’ll get a fucking turtleneck.
Retweeted by Vincent Martellamy roommate is napping do i wake him by bloodcurdling scream or pots and pans?phone banks aren’t enough im hosting a sperm bank for berniemoving forward https://t.co/Jcwq1qnWla
1/11
2020
if you’re okay with people living like this you’re a piece of shit https://t.co/vD5WS96ldv @CrystalAnne1229 That’s cool you’re a serial killer though I’m calling the policeif you use an iPad at the gym for music you definitely collect people’s skin in your basement @pfmmlnews @DanPovenmire @mmonogram Thank you! I can’t wait for you to see it. I watched an early version a few mon… https://t.co/EEXtlzbqcU @pfmmlnews @DanPovenmire @mmonogram nopethis week is over thank godnot all heroes wear capes https://t.co/jUxp80dUCj
1/10
2020
Hey I did a movie with Chad Michael Murray here's the trailer for it https://t.co/6YX8uBYW7n
Retweeted by Vincent Martellasome people wake up with random women in their bed i wake up with random marinara sauce
1/9
2020
New York Film Critics Circle Awards last night thanks for snapping the pic Brad Pitt https://t.co/E4QdpBNDIm
Retweeted by Vincent Martellabiggest surprise of the last decade was still this fucking snake https://t.co/yzYZrn5ESuRemember all of those huskies we had up for adoption in December? Most of them have been adopted...but Phineas is s… https://t.co/Jcz3tPysHe
Retweeted by Vincent Martellathe two most dangerous words in the english language are “open bar”
1/8
2020
photo of Vincent Martella from today https://t.co/ZoslDoSaJq https://t.co/t4mzH43xSu
Retweeted by Vincent Martellaim wearing a suit tonight nobody f*ck with me for once i have classDMs open to tall queens 5’ 10” and up to carry me around under their arm @NebbyChan 🥚 @erikadoom 🥚🥚🥚 @MotherOfDoggons 🥚mikes hard boiled egg
1/7
2020
im not 100% sure my dog can’t understand english so the conversations will continueeveryone slithering into the gym after the holidays https://t.co/LsotxEjwYU
1/6
2020
According to @Jim_Bernstein : #PhineasAndFerbTheMovie Candace Againts The Universe is set to premiere this summer o… https://t.co/479UN1xQ30
Retweeted by Vincent Martella @getnickwright Your pats commentary has fueled me all daybrothers https://t.co/Erah6sBTpV
1/5
2020
it’s 2020 can hey soul sister stop playing on the radio yetNew Still of #PhineasAndFerb The Movie #CandaceAgaintsTheUniverse: The First @DisneyPlus Original Animated Film!… https://t.co/4TqEK596CV
Retweeted by Vincent Martellastill haven’t met the love of my life on chatroulette 😔
1/4
2020
Can our New Years resolution be to not kill millions of Iranian civilians? @carlybella_ @DanPovenmire @mmonogram Happy birthday Carly!!!
1/3
2020
sliding into 2020 https://t.co/a2sLwDiFCK
1/2
2020
Please watch and share this info for students on how to get involved! It’s not very complicated and if I can do it… https://t.co/TNzyXy3PeO
Retweeted by Vincent MartellaHindsight is 2019 @mrmikeyreid Wtf dude that’s my wife @mrmikeyreid Wtf dude I’ll kill youat midnight im gonna kiss your mom
1/1
2019
if you drink and drive tonight you’ll have bad sex for the next decadeso sick of these PC liberals. used to be you walk around and see little babies in diapers smoking cigars. now you c… https://t.co/JpYmfihDQu
12/31
2019
@mrmikeyreid Me 😈🎂 https://t.co/jOrpUnTnodin 2020 let’s all punch nazis 🌈
12/30
2019
If I was a youngling I would simply not get murdered by Anakin @VinMan17 #VincentMartella will be appearing at @comic_pow on January 25-26, 2020 in #Brooklyn #NewYork ! #Phineashttps://t.co/e9CNlR81dW
Retweeted by Vincent Martellaturns out you cant major in Dr. House Medicine at Med School what a waste
12/28
2019
Santa got me anxiety this year 🎅🏼❤️merry christmas to you unless you’re a republican
12/26
2019
@EwdatsGROSS take @mrmikeyreid backMerry Vincemas 🎄🎅🏼this christmas cookie come on wtf https://t.co/mFyZi8VVnmSanta got me the stomach flu this year 🎄Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole My Virginity @nerdy_as_heck I have
12/25
2019
your eyes don’t deceive you I’m a 27 year old riding this shopping cart to my carSanta Claus has been shot down over Northern Syria https://t.co/R2UCfRGUp8
Retweeted by Vincent Martellait’s beginning to look a lot like seasonal depression
12/24
2019
“These are so good, have you ever had these?”- my father holding up a box of Club crackersi have an exit seat which means i decide who lives and who dies I AM GODthe guy sitting next to me has a cold i hope our plane goes down @ErrigoVoice @carlybella_ in this life or the next I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE @carlybella_ @ErrigoVoice If there is any justice in this world...I will have my vengeance @ErrigoVoice i have this too! From years ago. Such a cool find
12/23
2019
i haven’t watched Elf this year somebody punch me in the faceshe’s eating your christmas cookies but my candy cane chapstick is in her pocket
12/22
2019
7.62mm full metal jacket https://t.co/CLM5C0axbe @mrmikeyreid you’re a puddle of cat vomit
12/21
2019
so glad i didn’t take the role of Laser Pointer in the Cats movie
12/20
2019
How will you be spending your winter vacation? ⛄ #PhineasAndFerb's bed toboggans sound pretty cozy #TBT https://t.co/Bh60WElF5G
Retweeted by Vincent Martella @ErrigoVoice @littlebabykates @carlybella_ brothers in arms once again @littlebabykates @carlybella_ what is this what is happening here @littlebabykates I’m cancelling you
12/19
2019
raisins been out here ruining oatmeal cookies for decades can we cancel raisins next
12/18
2019
got a fruit roll up tongue tat because im hard as fuckopen mouth kiss your bros today let them know you appreciate themon a first date i say “wake me up inside” and if she doesn’t scream “CANT WAKE UP” in the chilis i leave
12/17
2019

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