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Phineas on Phineas and Ferb. Greg on Everybody Hates Chris. Patrick on The Walking Dead. Hope in Final Fantasy.

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Support sex workers#VoteForBernie @KillerMike LIGHT THE BEACONS https://t.co/HfU4tjzQKwquarantine jam with @mrmikeyreid https://t.co/KJnQgpTpK7
3/25
2020
@hannahmarks I’m weepingcrawl all you want my rollercoaster still gonna disappear before you bust me https://t.co/QWCVbW7cKX @reinecitrouille @TheTraeYoung stop @TheTraeYoung who is your favorite character on phineas and ferb?
3/24
2020
A new book FOR @DisneyPlus's #PhineasAndFerb The Movie Candace Against the Universe by Disney Storybook Art Team &… https://t.co/v8ZYTOJWjD
Retweeted by Vincent Martella @kevinsbowser @DanPovenmire @mmonogram summer belongs to you is my personal favorite @DanPovenmire @mmonogram @mrmikeyreid thirst trap vid on the timeline @iAmTheWarax WHEN IM NOT WITH YOU I LOSE MY MIND WARAXmy loneliness is killing me ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦ @mmonogram @vincentmartella we’d be ripped thoughhe finally told the world he hated me ❤️ https://t.co/NxHkX9PBpb @mmonogram ive seen your bulging biceps i believe in you @AaronDJacob @ParadisePD @Mrdolittlework keep your mouth shut @mrmikeyreid @erinsweett @mmonogram @DanPovenmire you two gotta stop flirting on my timeline @mmonogram @DanPovenmire @mrmikeyreid i did 1000 but the rules say 10got hit with that push-up challenge so i nominate @mmonogram @DanPovenmire @mrmikeyreid nominates sour cream and… https://t.co/MRJ8L50y6g
3/23
2020
when coronavirus might cancel summer https://t.co/pfgEpNRz7u @doyalikebaileys few days into quarantine and you’re posting pics of your morning dumps on the timeline @mrmikeyreid especially heinousif you can’t get it up don’t blame the girl blame capitalism
3/22
2020
i don’t have animal crossing so it’s good to know a woman will never sleep with me again @xsqoof @a6dulai @jmaster49 @Irestuff1 @childishfoodino @blue100sperc30s @_Im_hard @rulii86 @SNX43 @tori_heilmannhttps://t.co/51SimpxSz0phineas and ferb are on it https://t.co/K9XQciNTnc
3/21
2020
Just quarantine tingz 🥱🤪 @VinMan17 https://t.co/DrLqp0MaMC
Retweeted by Vincent Martella @carlybella_ @mrmikeyreid incredible workit’s fighting a *mummy* a lot of fake fans out there https://t.co/zCjyM2M6PuBREAKING NEWS: Tito Makani has tested positive for coronavirus but is in good spirits. https://t.co/vX6MmutQWb @CaytWMusic you’re lucky i don’t charge for access to my geniuscondoms are pencil grips for your penis im losing my mind @erinsweett @mrmikeyreid i don’t see a “thank you” in this tweet @mrmikeyreid i promise my jokes are worth it 😭 @MotherOfDoggons really awesome so happy for you
3/20
2020
what if we never kissed at all because everyone has germs and i don’t want to get corona 🥺 👉👈how Phineas Flynn washes his hands https://t.co/reZ9nKaj79
Retweeted by Vincent MartellaBREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, Phineas and the Ferbtones have postponed their upcoming tour. https://t.co/WBcME0XlGU
Retweeted by Vincent Martella @meeracleshappen fair @meeracleshappen what do you got for me?BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, Phineas and the Ferbtones have postponed their upcoming tour. https://t.co/WBcME0XlGU @carlybella_ get on THE TRIKE @carlybella_ summer belongs to you @Tommy_Hilfucker speak for yourself im young and beautifulphineas and ferb but make it germ free https://t.co/Lj1do80oG6 @iAmTheWarax im sorry @iAmTheWarax https://t.co/91shvuKNrFmy bff wilson keeping me sane in quarantine 💕 https://t.co/lIO0mXNRVL
3/19
2020
@mrmikeyreid rum ham 😢i love our deep conversations during the quarantine https://t.co/10az06RxkZme during st paddys quarantine https://t.co/CC2xh3yKHK
3/18
2020
i will be accepting thank yous for making all this possible https://t.co/NTnANSr0IQ @DwyaneWade when are we live streaming us watching Phineas and Ferb we have the number 3 in our ears https://t.co/VgzYJHTkLH @iAmTheWarax if the rule you followed brought you to this of what use was the rule, warax? @mrmikeyreid stop asking to show me proper formdoing a home workout and my roommate keeps staring at my ass asking if i need help reracking the weights @kevinsbowser how do I get the link to this video lol I love this @CaucasianJames icarus flew too close to the titty sun once again @carlybella_ why you do this to mestocking up on condoms so the looters think i have sex
3/17
2020
@iAmTheWarax we are the ones who run from both the living and the deadFURY ROAD https://t.co/zbYwaYly2J @iAmTheWarax protect the boneless wings with your lifewhen do we start looting the applebees? @DanPovenmire you have refused to shake my hand since 2006 @SkylerQueen91 knowledge is power @CLWenter you’re welcome
3/16
2020
@stayfl0novacane he is @emmyypetes well donehow Phineas Flynn washes his hands https://t.co/reZ9nKaj79 @iAmTheWarax 🇺🇸 FREEDOM ISN’T FREE 🇺🇸 https://t.co/YpWmxg1N7s @iAmTheWarax @MotherOfDoggons @erika_doom https://t.co/ySrsbNuFQ5im not alone during the quarantine i have my roommate and all his farts @mrmikeyreid mikey get off of my lapcoronavirus scheme: hoard all the salami and sell it to desperate fathers trying to make a sandwich for lunchjust heard my roommate sneeze https://t.co/zP0pBuzqNm @iAmTheWarax @MotherOfDoggons guess the road trip is going well huh
3/15
2020
@appleshampoos https://t.co/5fCtHKnKWl @appleshampoos let’s chillthere is only one doctor who can cure coronavirus https://t.co/qPqmfbJnLm @carlybella_ it is the greatest movie ever made @SheaSerrano hey man what you’re doing is incredible 🤘🏼 @ElsieLaura Oh you went there
3/14
2020
when you hear your step brother cough https://t.co/nfuCyFSB0Qhow much lube is too much lube for me to have gone through in the first day of a quarantine? ...a gallon?someone sleep with this man so this all can end https://t.co/wO5AJeMX5F
3/13
2020
tonight we’re gonna party like it’s the dark ages https://t.co/ZsTggpcJpYi haven’t had sex in so long because of the quarantines it all makes sense 😎 @ALStuntBeard @NEComicCon sorry it took me a sec to reply. I hope to see you at the next one! @ALStuntBeard @NEComicCon I won’t be there I’m so sorry! The convention is going on though! I’ll be coming back to their next eventTo anyone who was hoping to hang out at @NEComicCon with me I’m so sorry to not be there. I’ll be at the next event… https://t.co/SqAkwUqugs @jelani9 no off daystake me instead of tom hanks https://t.co/dS1Wm1iexE
3/12
2020
stop coronavirus with phineas and ferb songs https://t.co/Dy5rUYwsyHwhy didn’t you tag me too im literally in this picture https://t.co/MuPptASwrnim going to make an only hams where it’s just pictures of baby pigs https://t.co/OeJxXm1Ebk
Retweeted by Vincent Martella @jennettemccurdy definitely checking this out
3/11
2020
im going to make an only hams where it’s just pictures of baby pigs https://t.co/OeJxXm1Ebkyeah i have a girlfriend you just haven’t met her because she’s quarantined with the coronavirus ☺️
3/10
2020

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