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Freelance Beauty Writer💄✏️️ Words: Glamour, Refinery29, Evening Standard, ES Magazine, The Jewish Chronicle, Grazia, Stylist, Dazed Beauty, The Telegraph.

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So proud of everyone who fought on the front line and bore the brunt of abuse in order to bring this to light. https://t.co/Cl0Kcoq8OY
10/29
2020
@hayleydebeers https://t.co/oqsjzOLV0h @yumcoconutmilk @ginnyhogan_ And moaning because her wealthy parents wanted to pay for Rory's tuition, fix her roof… https://t.co/4RQXOSujsj @DaniGraph 😘 @SheenieShaikh We’ve followed Mr Spoon...After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… https://t.co/uktKIqMismGot the central heating cranked up to the max. (Apologies to any Yorkshiremen who are easily triggered.)I've always struggled with 'Rebecca' – never could finish the book. The heroine is just a bit pathetic. And the wei… https://t.co/OWT68pAIdD @JohnPenteros Route. Vase. 'Erbs.
10/28
2020
@JudyJourno As much as I love a full beat, I like a bit of both. Sometimes I don't want to look too "done" but not… https://t.co/WWUhLbqgNpTHIS 👇👇👇 https://t.co/yTqd7GGWGuAbsent-mindedly muttering "There's some whores in this house" with the tum-ti-tum intonation of my primary school m… https://t.co/naTEJyMngf @jackremmington mariah looking so bored and then blankly staring at the teleprompter for her solo is my energy this year
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10/27
2020
I can’t be the only one whose “autumn/winter wardrobe” consists of summer dresses with a hoodie over the top and tights underneath? @Morgana1867 That is so depressing. The most iconic Doctor there was!So we had a query from a customer called Frank Spencer. My colleague wrote "Ooh Betty." I was pretty much the only… https://t.co/wUkzWlGZnt
10/26
2020
Can’t beat North London in the autumn 😍 https://t.co/5g6lGmTCRw
10/24
2020
@sianharries_ My aunt spent her early childhood sheltering in Bethnal Green Tube Station during the Blitz before be… https://t.co/9UEhDu8yy2
10/23
2020
Agency: "Hi, we're looking for a freelancer for x project." Me: "Cool, did you have any more info and a budget in m… https://t.co/H29QCGe4v3 @siancain Great Expectations - Miss Havisham is probably one of the best villains of all time.Tried cooking pasta and managed to burn the wooden spoon. How is this even possible? https://t.co/oXuGkx3lHA🙃 https://t.co/gd17CrlLCC
10/22
2020
@LoveLaurelx Try @_weareffs - seriously I’ve not had a single nick with these blades, despite my cack-handed shaving efforts. @MrsWink13 They had a bread slicing machine. This isn't the Middle Ages.How did I reach my thirties and still not master the art of slicing bread? (Also managed to slice my thumb in the p… https://t.co/n7zUozGNk5
10/21
2020
@MrsWink13 HA. @MrsWink13 Get the receipts. I don't remember it at all. @MrsWink13 Did you bollocks.I managed to make pulled chicken tonight. As someone on first name terms with their Deliveroo man that’s a pretty big deal. @HISTORYUK https://t.co/nqs2RuHscb @PrisonPlanet 🙋🏻‍♀️ You’re welcome. @ghud68 Agreed. Fried eggs are like chewing an oily earlobe. @featuresjourno @jojolizzy I was gutted. BBQ Chicken Bronzer is my fave. @Jonatha05418450 @giftedrascal Nah not quite the same... @jojolizzy @featuresjourno I got one about vegetarian makeup. Not vegan, vegetarian - as in it contains no actual meat... @ACMeadow Sadly that’s standard for most of these “agencies”. They’re relying on the fact that there are a lot of d… https://t.co/1NuAOEXlZZ
10/20
2020
@luxlifeblog That’s exactly what I’m doing. I’m in bits mate.
10/19
2020
@LoveLaurelx Came for Milo. Stayed for Kate & Toby 😍So VERY late to the party, but This Is Us... wow. 😍
10/17
2020
Us Londoners will be waiting to pelt you with jellied eels whilst simultaneously playing the spoons. Our armour wil… https://t.co/mBVXDGUwAU @giftedrascal @ghud68 And Jack Duckworth will rise from his grave and proclaim himself the Night King and lead an a… https://t.co/yOoNaUTjOb @giftedrascal @ghud68 It is gonna be like Game of Thrones where you lot just send pigeons instead of ravens? 🤪 @giftedrascal @ghud68 I won’t run. I’ll stay in my flat with the heating up full blast as a final act of defiance.
10/16
2020
@char_x0 I'd need to stick some chewing gum on myself and add a few wee stains to have the full effect. @binnyjs @JulesVuong @SiRenshaw OMG the Middle-England Blue Peter tone of voice is just killing me! @JohnGeebair I have a sinking feeling this is how all my friends’ parents had sex in the early 90s... 🤦🏻‍♀️ @SiRenshaw “Today, nobody in their right mind would indulge in any casual unprotected sex...” https://t.co/NlXiNnacQi
10/15
2020
@JohnGeebair Hmm. I’ll allow. @LadyOliviaFox Especially Gwen Stefani.Im not over-sensitive, but people who refer to London as “London town” will be blocked and reported. @JohnGeebair I'd prefer to have the cat scowling with the title "I'll See You In Hell" @LadyOliviaFox https://t.co/wguuPbg1BJ
10/14
2020
I mean... https://t.co/X6KnPTAhUNCompletely forgot Charlie Sheen was in this. 😍But Catherine Keener’s Uma-Thurman-in-Pulp-Fiction 90s beauty look is divine... 😍 https://t.co/wpMBF2UY8CCouldn’t bring myself to watch Emily in Paris so watching Being John Malkovich instead. What the hell were they all smoking?!The Joys of Freelancing Part #1255643: Commissioning ed: "Your pitch sounds interesting, tell me more? What's the t… https://t.co/6iZG9LeH3SIf my life was Groundhog Day, this is the level of Bill Murray I’ve currently unlocked... https://t.co/QVM4B7vVty @xomgbx Don’t bring emotion into it. Just focus on facts, what happened - what were the negative consequences what… https://t.co/2z9bCSzFfb
10/13
2020
@Reena_Rai My friend Minal has just launched her own brand 7Over7 https://t.co/lmhSbW4boiCyber just makes me think of my very first email address - "cyberchick1997@yahoo.co.uk" @TheLondonHughes Just don't forget about your husband's extra-marital lovechild who is now 18 and masquerading as your au pair...
10/12
2020
@carameltimbit My So-Called Life https://t.co/QtBCjjBJQEThe Forty Year Old Version is one of the best things on Netflix right now. https://t.co/DjmpRpGZZhAt the scene where the mobsters are chasing the nuns around the casino, with the cops in hot pursuit - hilarity ens… https://t.co/o8fZCEKSmx @JohnGeebair Clearly they were both career-clerics!Also it's never explained why the parish priest and mother superior (Maggie Smith) are both English but somehow end… https://t.co/dPTm7R5cbM @cdyckhoff Welcome them on holiday, carry their bags and then bury them when they've overindulged... @cdyckhoff I got hotel porter and holiday rep. You're doing better than me.Love how Sister Act on Disney + warns "Contains tobacco depiction" - guessed they missed the part where a guy gets… https://t.co/R38jJGQCWsRe-watching The Jungle Book with my friend's kid. I think the vulture inspired by John Lennon is my favourite chara… https://t.co/TccpwFX0B4 @katelallyx Going to Miami, where the sun shines
10/11
2020
Loved reading Curtis Sittenfeld’s ‘American Wife’ (although could have done without the mental imagery of Dubya in… https://t.co/NZTz6bfnwQHow it How It’s Started going https://t.co/5RRfi3GJFV
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10/10
2020
“Herman, those stinking children stole my diamonds! DO something!”Today’s look: girlfriend of the rich asshole antagonist in a John Hughes movie. https://t.co/ctTYZxiDrD @SianySianySiany This whole thing needs its own true crime podcast series, Netflix documentary and a #justiceforlinda hashtag...Had the best dream ever: Patrick Swayze was gay and we had a huge gay pride parade for him featuring the choreograp… https://t.co/BOgAzbITCV
10/9
2020
@LadyOliviaFox Could totally see you as a football ref to be fair. 😂 @luxlifeblog Woo hoo well done! What are eau shares and it it worth buying some? https://t.co/lKWQJqil77 @Bambi_Nay @LouisaGregson I honestly don't see a problem with this. It gives them time to research my questions and… https://t.co/pcYk2Nm5r9
10/8
2020
Channelling this guy as I embark on my new career... https://t.co/xrcmuLpC3XI got hotel Porter. And holiday rep. Two really in-demand jobs right now... @laurafleur @jimwaterson @joshspero Is this peak Hackney? @anti_macassar @james_in_snow @Sara_Rose_G Nah, as a Brit I found that funny to be fair. @james_in_snow @Sara_Rose_G Agree, Emily was just written as a whiny nag. Most of her lines were just “Ross?!” and… https://t.co/OQekf3fjJ4 @LadyOliviaFox Also, why do people in TV programmes walk away from barely-eaten meals? *Takes one bite of burger* "Ok catch you later, Ted"
10/7
2020
@MacksyPower @ErinMacT Oh thank you x @ladychatterley Exactly. We’ve paid our dues. Worked for ‘exposure.’ Taken low paid temp work and waitressing jobs… https://t.co/icy7cse8f7 @ErinMacT Oh would he? It would mean the world. Will send you his address xAlso why do teachers do this stuff to scar children for life?! Makes my blood boil. 💔Friend's 5 year old made "friendship cards" with his class at school. He sent some to his classmates but didn't rec… https://t.co/ASV7L16UD0 @LadyOliviaFox Who are these fancy friends with expensive-ass lighting?When I was a teenager I had a huge crush on John Bender who basically spends the film taking all his rage out on Mo… https://t.co/dUQyP7P6x4 @giftedrascal @cymrurouge He's scrambled your brain a little @FarrahGulG Get a second opinion. Ask to see another GP.Although the fact there’s a Confederate flag hanging up in that library is a bit worrying. https://t.co/S9LJdUw6nH
10/6
2020
@SheenieShaikh @jasonsudeikis Persevere with the Jennifer Anniston one, it starts off slow and gets better around episode 4... @SheenieShaikh @jasonsudeikis I’ve heard that was worth a watch. Also the Oprah interview with Mariah Carey is a must-see.
10/5
2020

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