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Marybeth @Violetsouffle c o l o r a d o

Happy, hippie mom w/2cool kids. Marketing+social media. photographer. Boulderite. Cargo biker. @violetsouffle on IG

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Joined Twitter 11/5/09


We’ve taken to playing a game at the dinner table with the kiddos called ‘fake prank calls’ and it’s fabulous
11/30
2020
@FarrenSquare @HiddenCash Idk though- it sounds sketch. She’s 21 and he’s 18, if I reverse their sex I get total ra… https://t.co/ggiaa4epo2 @FarrenSquare I’m confused. She walked into the bathroom where he was urinating and grabbed him? Tbh sounds a bit assaulteyamericans the time is now for us to unite against COVID19. we must all come together and say "Oopsydaisy" over and over again until it stops
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11/29
2020
My 12yo will not give me more than 4inches if personal space send halp @posielove No! They haven’t touched it! We have it in a tub with a lid because squirrels are extremely aggressive (… https://t.co/mUHsBu0mS5I wish we had more Pumpkin Pie. @sewo_sewo They all have these ‘I’m so excited to shop small this holiday- share your favorite small businesses in… https://t.co/37hOt3gQKm @sewo_sewo OMG YES I had the same thought but felt bad articulating it. So gross. @iBringBalance Love. Kids are so funny.I got an ad on IG and couldn’t help trolling a little more. They’re an awesome local Colorado brand- please support… https://t.co/uTvazgLygMI sent my 5yo to a time out on the stairs for his first time in his LIFE for being too rough with the dog >>AGAIN<<… https://t.co/AIAjkd2GKmI ordered clothes for my youngest on November 11th and they seem to be stuck in USPS purgatory. At this point he wi… https://t.co/YemBoqnDP1The guy who was working was just as amused as me. Highly recommend.Yalllllll I got my husband to call our local pet food shop and ask for the wolf flavored dog food (don’t worry, we… https://t.co/YhBiI4KkLs @LeLeIsMe Home made cranberry! @nahthen25 Yes I hate trying to sell this sort of stuff. I’d rather it just go to someone who wants it. @mbvisor Too tall* @mbvisor Mmmm not sure. I think 12, but highly adjustable, T wore from about 9.5-now and is finally too take :-( I… https://t.co/aTTyETHRO5
11/28
2020
I went into two stores to grab some things that were sold out online. Both stores were pretty quiet for a normal da… https://t.co/nM8KtqopdcThis guy is troubling https://t.co/gAy9pUgWicWhat https://t.co/ZVSodgyzVy @jfkantrowitz This was so wholesome 🥰🥰🥰 @sewo_sewo I think if I really believed people could live a base level of normal lives without being affected I wou… https://t.co/VchR3jIkT0 @sewo_sewo They are! But I love them. I know if at least one house within a block that is quarantining due to unexp… https://t.co/36RVgLT31OStory time with my 12yo. This Ratalop sounds like a great villain. https://t.co/RqbA3Lwk63You can only pick one.... https://t.co/OaAhIOke8F @sewo_sewo There are 4 houses on our street with people coming and going all day 😕 like 20+ people at one house, ou… https://t.co/8eRRwIfdSv @sewo_sewo It’s twilight zone feeling @sewo_sewo 😭😭😭
11/27
2020
@Hobo_Mama 🤣🤣 @Hobo_Mama I have...crickets.I spent $3412.29 on one wheels last week and today they announce a sale that would save me like $500 😭😭😭 https://t.co/FPRWrsdXxQ @Hobo_Mama I never really thought about it until I saw that thread. I think their goal is sustainability and commun… https://t.co/QNLRYKVzrP @Hobo_Mama I’ve also seen people walk in and tell them their situation and they’ll basically shop with them and giv… https://t.co/fKP8MpKwBL @Hobo_Mama Our local thrift store has a two pronged approach/ they have curated area with really expensive items th… https://t.co/Wa39otPyNq @Hobo_Mama Poor guy. I’m sorry. I would say he may be able to ‘practice’ with something similar and not to be afrai… https://t.co/dTntJNMTKj @Hobo_Mama What procedure is he having done? @Hobo_Mama I have used one. I don’t have a terribly sensitive gag reflex but for me it helped because the stuff poo… https://t.co/uSUbfx4GjqGoing forward I’m only shopping at companies who send me an email today saying they’re thankful for me
Retweeted by Marybeth @sewo_sewo Oh, wow. Which vaccine trials are they all in? ;-)I love love love sending someone the perfect book. It’s the greatest. Might even be my superpower. @CC_Laurange I take it like it’s medicine every day. Today I may challenge myself to enjoy over the course of an hour just because. @ClaudiaC No! Thank you, the kids will love that 😄 @ClaudiaC Nah, we’ve checked. Children’s is allegedly doing one, according to one facilitator we spoke to about adu… https://t.co/5XSgT1fEcmWhere the F are the #COVID vaccine trials for kids?I want this, but life sized. https://t.co/cSCgl0akP8
11/26
2020
@heartsandhandss @Bitter_Optimist https://t.co/kVNYXkdCtu @heartsandhandss @Bitter_Optimist Yes, so glad I could help. ;PAs the lady said it's "Māori" and "a Haka" but also it's awesome. https://t.co/YnhMkpC3lX
Retweeted by MarybethSame https://t.co/wnfD7QAbmeI am so grateful my mother fact checked this for me on Facebook. Such a gift. https://t.co/HYNmQmuhunThank you, @FakeScience https://t.co/8XFR9auk7t @heartsandhandss @Bitter_Optimist You’re not denying it I see 💜 @ericmbudd I love everything about this omgHE DID THE MEME https://t.co/4Z9MQEKnAu
Retweeted by Marybeth @ActualJenny Sending lots of love. I’m so sorry. I know this is really taking a toll on your family& wish I could d… https://t.co/G3YrUlkTRX @estrellajane Awesome!! @DaraSquires I love this!!!! @Bitter_Optimist @heartsandhandss yo, resident nerd. do you know? @Bitter_Optimist Looks kinda like Zelda @ArykanotErika Oh, you can make cranberry sauce ahead of time too. If you make it from scratch anyway :-) @ArykanotErika You can bake potatoes and leave them whole, then peel and finish your sweet potatoes or mashed potat… https://t.co/pWvPEUHiijDid you know that you can make a “small batch of chocolate chip cookies’ ?!?and if you quadruple it and eat them al… https://t.co/UhrJD9N5Bm @posielove @sewo_sewo Not saying we can’t still get it there by any means but it feels safe compared to lots of things @posielove @sewo_sewo Oh my gosh! That is terrible and so stressful 😿 Travis and I both have had to be in and out o… https://t.co/2Dx7PAYQNR @sewo_sewo I truly feel like people aren’t catching Covid at the doctor, dentists, grocery store in significant num… https://t.co/Wimlam7QH4 @sewo_sewo Our dentists are suuuper safe. 💜 @ClaudiaC @KyleClark It’s so much fun. I love amusing the neighbors with it. :) @ClaudiaC @KyleClark Yes it’s me and my husband Travis is on the chipmunk voice lol @KyleClark https://t.co/pK0ve3GETi
11/25
2020
@posielove @poorasfolk I cannot with these kids. So funny. They don’t know shit about nuthin but they’re our pride and joys 😹😻“There have been so many times I have seen a man wanting to weep but instead beat his heart until it was unconsciou… https://t.co/aIotxtkaNB
Retweeted by MarybethHello stores, we are ONE YEAR into this covid thing and we get it, you have contactless deliveries! What I would RE… https://t.co/Hs0caNo3cm @poorasfolk My now 5yo used to swear he hated honey in his tea. What he didn’t know was I had always added honey be… https://t.co/RTeSypH8hmThey call him sleepy Joe because we will all get to sleep again? I get it now! @sarahhollowell 😆😆😆😆 @CFB_law With a screen print of the blood panel results lol @CFB_law That is great news! You need a tee shirt. “I have bodies. Antibodies.”
11/24
2020
Pfizer vaccine: effective, protective and safe Modena vaccine: effective, protective and safe Oxford vaccine: effec… https://t.co/06IluX5Kto
Retweeted by Marybeth @TraceyLeeAU 😭😭😭now I want that @TraceyLeeAU I love glitter 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m thinking DH would probably hate it though. He likes things that do not require a lot of mess. @TraceyLeeAU What are you envisioning? 🥰 lights? A big cardboard picture?Twitter, do you have any creative ideas for transforming a front gate as a sort of Christmas decoration? I was thin… https://t.co/wDGhzGwVVr @Bitter_Optimist This is weird. Has nobody taught them that it is not nice to talk to people you love that way? But… https://t.co/o8V415Gusf @clovertine @eutheria I’m sorry. I imagine that hurts to watch. @clovertine @eutheria Oh yikes. I hope they cancel ❤️😭 I have a long list of families I’m doing free Santa overlays… https://t.co/GoYid0Qa61 @eutheria @clovertine I have this cute background: https://t.co/WGOXAfGGMT @eutheria @clovertine if you want Santa photos I’ll gladly photoshop your babies in @heartsandhandss @posielove Oh yes! We have the app too but I had forgotten all about it. Izah actually loved it for a loooong time. @sewo_sewo Other than that people are usually curious and in awe. I think they’re just great for families obviously… https://t.co/jvc7Fo1Jax @sewo_sewo We got stopped/harassed once by a guy who was just furious at us for having them. He was really weird an… https://t.co/8gWJbE3IXi @nuclearnomads Wood :-) @posielove @heartsandhandss do you know of any ways? @posielove Nintendo DS? @TraceyLeeAU Totally had that thought too. My husband is in the Moderna trial for African Americans. We figured we… https://t.co/Hrka2P1mzQ @TraceyLeeAU I desperately want these moved to the public as soon as they’re proven safe, and was delighted to get… https://t.co/d9frRYTfCR @TraceyLeeAU Totally understand. They are rigorously checking medical histories and allergies and testing with pree… https://t.co/CE5b1hI5Vl @TraceyLeeAU Good. Yesterday my arm was painful in an unusual way (tingly/nerve tenderness) and I convinced myself… https://t.co/oUC9BbhcuHRemember: If your vote didn't matter, they wouldn't STILL be trying to take it away from you, three weeks after the election.
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11/23
2020

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