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๐Ÿ”žProfessional girlfriend. Laughing is my second favorite thing to do. More fun behind closed doors. Wishlist:

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Joined Twitter 8/30/17

@NaomiPricekc If a white provider had that garbage on her website, I wouldn't provide her with a reference. And I'โ€ฆ Department: 'We have the fastest response times in the country' ๐Ÿš’ @noelle_larue Me too. As soon as I realized what was happening. Unbelievable. @AIPChristina I'm weird about the weather. I still have my midwest mentality where I'm like 'it's sunny out, I haveโ€ฆ need a microscope ๐Ÿ”ฌ @MarcellusW55 @Legend86447796 Yeah. I'm much more suited to the boyfriend a day life. @FUCitizen Haha no @AIPChristina I respectfully disagree. Hell to that @D4myway The last time I saw snow was when it snowed last February in Las Vegas. I'm good. @prfectstrangr ๐Ÿ˜ข Sadly, you're right @MarcellusW55 @Legend86447796 Ha true @MarcellusW55 @Legend86447796 ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ Thank youNo sleeping on the job grind like this happened to me about 10 years ago. I sold my house and moved.. No more๐Ÿคซ @ShaunnaMinx ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ @aztecmale Serious? They're both fucked up on drugs. @amaresiren @Gophukyourself @ZoeReneeVA Also, because I rarely post things like this I think everyone is ready for something silly.Let's play @Touch_The_Sol Yep @AlanaValentino We can't see the guy filming but the other guy.. I don't think either one of them was all there either. @AlanaValentino I don't think any of us here do. @ShaunnaMinx The cell phones are the least of my worries on this one. @daventenn @bellahdahl No. Would definitely be dead on fentanyl @C_CellBat1 @supaneca Um. I guarantee you this drug is already banned.Yeah, I prefer longer dates @darkdesiresbyd I agree. ๐Ÿ˜ขWeeeeeeeeeeeeee 10 days until my birthday @laurasteele64 They should not even be near gas! @ZoeReneeVA Same @MasterVirage @BlushingBooks @DaddyZandu @BriellaJaden @OrderIndomitus @ICONOCLASTIAE @femdommedia @FemDom_Paulinaโ€ฆ graceful @lust_athena Scary, sad, it's a lot.I hope they called the police before they started recording this. Good God. @Step4194 I can't look beyond him though lol @Step4194 Yeah. I just think it's weird. @Step4194 Oh no. I know exactly who he is. Lol, I get why people like him but I'm not a fan. He's sort of creepy anโ€ฆ @Step4194 There was no warning. Crazy @Step4194 It's the St Lawrence River. Where exactly, I don't know.That looks so cold โ„ @AjaMercury @dockers_clutch It would set if they used a concrete barrier. Plus that would be even more fun to watch. @dockers_clutch Nah they're just going to do that continuously @FoxSlver Big hugs to you. I am so sorry. dog does the same thing @TNO_Courtney Hahahahaha Just depends on the day or the bite @O_C_Smith No false advertising lolWell this is exhausting. @O_C_Smith I'll do neitherPineapple upside down pancakes ๐Ÿฅž @SexyPhemie BrrrrrMonkey gets some slime. @missannaklein Aww I know the feeling โ™ฅ @missannaklein Loved him โ™ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ข @noface818 I listen to binaural beats when I sleep. It encourages better sleep and helps you dream more. I have aโ€ฆ @storm_muse71 Exactly. Ive had to read this a few times. @jakesgoat Cute tachios @RLAugusta74 Haha. I wish I saw more actually. @jakesgoat Maybe. PistachioAnd then I woke up while I was trying to find a shirt I could wear but I never did because all the sleeves were tanโ€ฆ old lady was at the door who cleaned a house for me. I needed to write her a check for 250, but my home phone keโ€ฆ sleep is really off so I woke up from a nap in which I had a dream I was in bed with my ex husband, telling himโ€ฆ this for the next time some mfer cyber flashes me. @Turbayveronica @urbandictionary I dont blame you at all @Turbayveronica Well that is the first thing on Google. Because I definitely bad to google it. Lol
@superkidricca Yes me too. I know them all @oilman900 @MarcellusW55 I'm the same. Not bothered. Sort of amused that I affected someone so much I've never inteโ€ฆ fish - small hole. @AIPChristina @EffLieHub @AIPChristina could be fun may want to adjust that. @mia_ottawa Girl, same. @AnnabelleHopeTO And the reflexes!Never been more thankful that I drink water from a glass.'ll take two @MsGabbyBaker I need one too ๐Ÿ˜›That you Ponch? @cisconinja777 @MsDenverMax Lol @James997733 Thanks. It's due to a new med. They warned me it would give me insomnia and they weren't kidding. I'mโ€ฆ @HillBilly_7117 Yes. It's a thing lol. @NomadSouthern I feel for you. Graveyard was terrible for me