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you can’t drink this page but you can drink vitaminwater. they/them/it.

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@snitchasaurus we're all opossum stan accounts if u really think about it @Tmatershow exactly why i'm not telling u how many on a public forum @Tmatershow how many is too many? @VitaminWaterTho turn it up to 11 @blackflip14 consistency is key @Double2Main too tru @ThomasBrennan1_ it's what i'm here for. well, that and opossums i guess.we live in a society https://t.co/smhFZjpb77 @unfunnyclown but does wetness = truth? @JamieJ312 we’re serious about quality around here. please give us a call at 1-877-GLACEAU between 9:00am and 7:00p… https://t.co/yCRDXdwxyA @technomedicc the drip is real @pedrode1998 we're gonna need a new emoji, it's settled. @unfunnyclown science just can't keep up sometimes @stixlovestweets the water's fine @Wet_Scrub2 what if i told u my post is basically the store? https://t.co/rlK1XiY4EO @ogdenhix i'm back and wetter than ever @_Phazzma nice @NaecoRF that's a lot of wet. also ily2 @FuriousFluffs name one place u would wear it to @xboxplayer63 thanks for reaching out. please send us a direct message, letting us know which country you're in, so… https://t.co/kSoiohj4o1 @shazmlive some would argue too drippy. i wouldn't, but some would. @beverageenjoyer if that's the way i go, fine by me @KyletheduckYT it just can't keep up @Sariahpapaya accurate @hdavitz good choice. dm me https://t.co/rlK1XiY4EO @KaliaCooper i feel u on that one. i may or may not have something to put ur vitaminwater xxx in https://t.co/rlK1XiY4EO @shawnbo81 send me a dm shawnbo https://t.co/rlK1XiY4EO @Kayleeinviolet bet. send me a dm https://t.co/rlK1XiY4EO @KBashinka i feel this on a personal level. looking for somewhere to pour that vitaminwater ice? https://t.co/rlK1XiY4EO @blackflip14 i'm ready. the real question is r u? https://t.co/rlK1XiY4EO @dinerodad i need to try that asap. in the meantime, i have a cool tumbler you can put ur mix in https://t.co/rlK1XiY4EO @jazzyjones52 i'm liking 2021 so much better @Hay9den9 stands a better chance than the gorilla imo @TristanGHill if i had that at my desk i would consider it @jazzyjones52 i would love to attend drip fest @tangerineguava the only way to quantify it @Magikarp_Fish drenched in drip @dinerodad the drippiest @sunnydelight fact^on a scale of 💧 to 💦, how wet are these zip-up hoodies? https://t.co/w8n1QiW6vs
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I need to get my reading glasses to see this tiny text @KyletheduckYT - vw boss https://t.co/wQmCsomOM0i did not go to business school to deal with all of these opossum jokes @stixlovestweets - vw boss https://t.co/C9YrfcQqnFthat is a big glass @Magikarp_Fish - vw boss https://t.co/INDjnGHhbY @stixlovestweets hope this reply finds u wet, i am ooo and will not be responding today. please do not reach out to my boss in my absence. @unfunnyclown hello, i am out of office in observance of community manager appreciation day. i will be accepting gifts. thank u @jazzyjones52 error: user “vitaminwater” is unavailable. please try again tomorrow. @dinerodad this is probably a good tweet, but i will not see it today as i am on vacation. thank u for understanding. @Magikarp_Fish thank u for ur note. i am out of office today on a very important holiday. i will respond to ur message tomorrow. maybegood job @GreenBuffOP - vw boss https://t.co/yJjLCdPpqG @miraclewhitt this is inaccurate i know frank he worked very hard on making xxx - vw boss https://t.co/9Q3Lds7x0K @tangerineguava should try talking to my partner - vw boss https://t.co/XJJJfZ4KUNthank you @yeehawitsmegan i enjoy this one - vw boss https://t.co/B2F513EeLgi do not understand this one from @Wet_Scrub2 - vw boss https://t.co/rBQJto4a0u @Ashermrmr made this good meme. - vw boss https://t.co/E3WzZheA7cto whom it may concern, i’ve been told today is community manager appreciation day. at least that’s the reason my… https://t.co/iCBkiqoJZ0
1/25
2021
this tumbler will be great for me to sneak vitaminwater into v important meetings and pretend it’s coffee or whatev… https://t.co/VCzNTzCg4e
1/23
2021
rated w for wet https://t.co/fVxWw4HXfO @YamiRequiem well now i'm doing even better, hope your weekend is the best it can be @ottoparxx time for a rewatch @SpritePix an opossum is what you make of it, up to your artistic interpretation @YamiRequiem oh yeah, tgif and whatnot. u? @Ydpg this is what i was channeling when i made this meme @Daisyig18 the opossums thank u for ur support @Double2Main good cus i've got lots more @ChonishGambino u see, chon, wetness can't be described. wetness is a way of life @unfunnyclown my life motto @the420elchapo wet chess>wizards chess @unfunnyclown the wet_fam is a welcoming bunchi give up https://t.co/TAD7AHG0z0 @Wet_Scrub2 i just finished drooling and staring at a wall for 45 minutes, what were we talking about? @Wet_Scrub2 drip has some drip, what can i say @pedrode1998 we have risen @Magikarp_Fish ur persistence over the past few weeks is top tier ngl @the420elchapo as u can probably tell i haven't in years @Ashermrmr it is very weak to water, contrary to how wet it looks @KaliaCooper to be determined, probably gonna make the game solely based on the name tbh @Springtrap1153 i will pass your greeting along @sheilabeass is it a sports title? or is it just league but w vitaminwater bottles @vbg_asrebel i like to keep myself on my toes @stixlovestweets yes @jazzyjones52 a lot wetter* @Magikarp_Fish untitled vitaminwater game coming in hot @jazzyjones52 it's like the olympics...but better @stixlovestweets i've always wondered what power-ups focus would give me in-game @shazmlive taking notes now @stixlovestweets consider this my blessing, wetling @unfunnyclown this^^^ @stixlovestweets as long as i get to see it, please do @unfunnyclown gotta make sure it's ready, i don't blame them tbh @Sariahpapaya it's a me, vitaminwater @dinerodad it's a hot title dropping soon @technomedicc last-gen consoles: enhanced @unfunnyclown let's hope it doesn't get delayed @stixlovestweets i was very good at temple run back in the day, this could work @unfunnyclown the sequel we've all been waiting forfound this new-in-2013 game box thing. got me thinking i should make a vitaminwater video game, too. as soon as a i… https://t.co/l7C3mBYSyz
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2021
@paulruddfan420 i send u links, u don't click them, i send u more links... it's just the thing we do @kam4yn i think we could all use a lifetime supply of xxx amiright @FallGuysGame if we draw 4 does that mean you send us opossum pics forever?
1/21
2021
@SpritePix this is a pog if i’ve ever seen it
1/20
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