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Avatar: 'Opium...bury us with smoke', Jason Greig (2012)

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@OhLookBirdies The world is your snail.There's something in the water https://t.co/CJp7U8wIrr @guardian The full interview is here, and worth your time. An incredibly thoughtful personal discourse on sport, an… https://t.co/tMtoxaw3xO#OtD 3 Aug 1929 19-year-old communist Yetta Stromberg was arrested with six others for having a red flag in Califor… https://t.co/aJcJ6krbCL
Retweeted by typical online vitriolIt's neck and neck https://t.co/IeuRnUYKkwFlash bastard https://t.co/CG0jqIhfIqPosting this for the yr face here. Ignoring the horse hypodermic for now https://t.co/U2iVqCqH6Hyeet https://t.co/OafGuNc0o6"This is fine" https://t.co/qQ1Kkyhlf9
Retweeted by typical online vitriolFood tells you everything about the way people live and who they are. ~ Martin Scorsese Age of Innocence The Last… https://t.co/uiRjfBOuy0
Retweeted by typical online vitriolHow it all started How it's going https://t.co/XQZ8BuhpLJ
Retweeted by typical online vitriolThe cut becomes a weapon. Psycho Taxi Driver https://t.co/xRSwv1MBrI
Retweeted by typical online vitriolMe: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have f… https://t.co/AeHWO7xku2
Retweeted by typical online vitriolI spend my evenings translating Vogue Italia tweets https://t.co/ayQkU73R65It's all so fkn TRITEHate. It. Here. https://t.co/DJ2oMNoE0Q“He doesn’t hit the water, the water accepts him.” Poetry in the diving commentary. 😍
Retweeted by typical online vitriolMatt Damon has always been a chode @MattNippert Absolute scenes: "In March, the IOC refused to recognise the election of Lukashenko’s son Viktor as he… https://t.co/JAxpM3VnQJOptics-wise.Belarus is having a bad week.Headline of the Week: https://t.co/tR1gSkVpKI
Retweeted by typical online vitriolArchway and School of Mines, University of Otago. Late 1950s or about 1960. Hardwicke Knight photographer. From Kod… https://t.co/uHm88KtM4P
Retweeted by typical online vitriolTony Soprano crying to Sometimes by My Bloody Valentine https://t.co/E5Q9FgfZ3o
Retweeted by typical online vitriolThe Lucky Country https://t.co/wSoxWr4Fwc @firstamongpod Dr Professor Pancakes, after that hard-won PhD from IHOPIn light of this development, I politely request a referendum - a reeferendum, if you will. https://t.co/NwW4EWJxQmSikehttps://t.co/l7UuQMvabg https://t.co/rg2MHGBTlFCannot. Remain. Calm. https://t.co/58mbV7L436 @sarabeee So happybase from 💀 (skull) eyes from 🤓 (glasses-eyes) mouth from 😺 (cat) https://t.co/t4TH4RDaAa
Retweeted by typical online vitriol10/10, would school again, apparently.When Affleck rises, Damon must fall. This is the balance of the universe
Retweeted by typical online vitriolme an hour late to work like “sorry there was traffic” https://t.co/AHcVhEuc1c
Retweeted by typical online vitriolIt sounds like a broken record, but honestly, the news re: our housing market deteriorates by the day lmfao. https://t.co/UNgMlxpp5V
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @rnz_news Mums are awesome. @mariamajsa @pv_reynolds https://t.co/4nnxhdWUXn
8/3
2021
@LuchaLounge https://t.co/BteM9CgTaD @nimbiwit It's just more swish. @BBCWorld @BBCNews Are there not other trans athletes competing at this Olympics though?Finland: Lordi gets his second vaccine dose in Rovaniemi. He says covid year has had its plus side: 'We've recorded… https://t.co/AVkT9Vwg8Q
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @irihapeta https://t.co/t646gtaNv8 @irihapeta * scans hurriedly for self * @nzdodo Tilda for business, Bill for yknow, the weekends.[my girlfriend, in tears] And I’ve never ONCE seen you clean ANYTHING in this house! [me, not even looking away… https://t.co/fOGOwTQo44
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @LewSOS LP! @nzdodo Toyed with making me Bill Murray. The kid is spot on though.It's been a very big year. Huge year. All six months of it.In a very good mood. My kid has first day at high school tomorrow. Me dropping him off at school: https://t.co/upLr3sypm0Just joking https://t.co/9idcWlwJIchttps://t.co/tZc0dw8LWIClearly I'm not a ROFLerThank you for your pity fave, Rebecca.Honestly you lot; pearls before swineNot. A. Single. Fave. https://t.co/oTp10eMEzXPronouncing "omeprazole" like it's an Italian pasta dish
Retweeted by typical online vitriolAlan Moore knows the score… Melody Maker, 28 January 1989. #MelodyMaker #MyLifeInTheUKMusicPress #1989 https://t.co/JlCXuqd6Ms
Retweeted by typical online vitriolhttps://t.co/6WrZel3FfDhttps://t.co/St0lGFAilX @princesstehangi Never share a suburb with a writerI look at my bathroom, wondering if it's the one where the boyfriend hid. https://t.co/oWnqIHCCnghttps://t.co/l9Ne2wKRbm @firstamongpod Chef's kissIt appears many people do not even lift, but have opinions on lifting
Retweeted by typical online vitriolStolen snail valour https://t.co/WmwrFMufdEIt never ceases to amaze me that the term "gender critical" has come to mean "accepts without question the dominant… https://t.co/cfl2NPavtE
Retweeted by typical online vitriolUm, thread https://t.co/91Oi6wrnjnNZ Twitter can you please help locate lost retired greyhound Tilly in Dunedin? 4th day lost, sighted in the quarry/… https://t.co/gi9Fv9EVBx
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @ApocalypseElf Column A or Column B? https://t.co/s9KWAsDw51 @ApocalypseElf Gotta mind those lungs of yours. @ApocalypseElf Are you sick and at work?? @GokuSpiritBong Actually it is, but they can't stand being too popular @GokuSpiritBong This. Trick. Ain't. FreeTiny giant panda twins https://t.co/FrES3lpV1I @AceMcWicked Next you'll be validating the parkingBecome ungovernable https://t.co/tgOuKMcx3J
Retweeted by typical online vitriolVincent, what have you got against babies?! (Last retweet)The Baby Marcelle Roulin, 1888 #postimpressionism #vincentvangogh https://t.co/xvBpffUm14
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @lynne_street @nzherald https://t.co/mvtTBIxHlZ
8/2
2021
Post-sneeze thought: I will be welllllllll fkd off if I get the MegaSnot Cold Currently Circulating, after being of… https://t.co/GCeRigRfka @vitruviannan https://t.co/4f5Q5nURIu
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @vincristine Thank you!Are all NZ DHBs rolling out their Group 4 vaccination bookings by age bands, or just mine?Magnet-tipped screwdrivers are the best thing since sliced bread.Interesting points. And now plus Covid. https://t.co/DFHcqAJKaFYep, ppl agree with me https://t.co/UoyBSq4bjdI would win the Olympic trampoline gold medal by waiting for my opponent to jump first then double bouncing them
Retweeted by typical online vitriolThis is the first tweet I've seen in a long, long time that has made me laugh so hard I cried. https://t.co/AYLFBYVc0g
Retweeted by typical online vitriolIf you enjoy people's art then always always tell them. Worst case, you make their day. Best case you make them kee… https://t.co/h7gyAZlFix
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @RachelBarrowman @sarabeee Yiiikes @nimbiwit @sarabeee Jaysushttps://t.co/9zUIltfe6N
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @sarabeee Is it from a Sphinx cat? Is it splayed?https://t.co/TxLmUVi77X https://t.co/0aodjqbMxD
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @firstamongpod Never mind the depth; feel the frequency.“The sadness in his eyes…” I’m talking about Hancock here. The dog could not care less. [Daily Mail, p.3] https://t.co/ypeFZBKBN6
Retweeted by typical online vitriol"please hold" https://t.co/5vGkUR5gZ5
Retweeted by typical online vitriol @kirsty_johnston Like they'll have any trouble whatsoever selling it @AceMcWicked Obviously
8/1
2021

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