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Vivek Bhandari @vivekbhandari_ 28.600540,77.053620

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Joined Twitter 11/20/09


@OmairTAhmad In Dec 1999, my maid was very upset over something. My mother asked her kya hua? She said "wo tv mein… https://t.co/cMwN70EODj
11/15
2019
Swami Vivekananda's statue vandalised in JNU. How much more will the administration and the Government tolerate? https://t.co/M9Ftq7D61p
Retweeted by Vivek Bhandari @san2183 I wonder if I can ever get thisUmmm are you sure? https://t.co/CZeqoXUfGuNilo be like: https://t.co/ya419wBaTS https://t.co/An2Pi7S8we @_chinmusic Shaun Tait in Perth, 2008 @tintin1107 @vincentsunder @C4CRICVENKATESH @NikhilNaz @g_rajaraman @gulu1959 Sir, millenials are waiting for a fin… https://t.co/GSkFyzMw9dApne upar hi meme bana diya! Massive respect sir 🙏✌️ https://t.co/RGjX97iUkh
11/14
2019
@arunbothra She correctly assumed that we didn't know what GK is 😁"GK matlab maths, haan" 😂😂😂 https://t.co/MZqavhWJwM
11/13
2019
@elitecynic I was out in the hills for some trekking (for SL and this match). When we came back in the materialisti… https://t.co/chX9kyoLKmEoin Morgan was England's wicketkeeper in two matches in CT 2009. https://t.co/7GjdVwHglu
Retweeted by Vivek Bhandari @mohanstatsman You mean to say Chahar not completing Char overs hmmm :-) @_Mubean__ @KarthikRao_RK @deeputalks Similarly the NZ team was awarded MoM in an ODI vs WI in 1996. It was a low scoring match (158/154). @InswingingY @ashwinravi99 @tallboykarthik Even before the clip started, I was waiting for 0.30. it's such a brilliant piece of work :-) @surreycricket Ah! I wasn't aware there's a voting. Apologies. What I meant to say that was he a first choice keep… https://t.co/GtePUDtDXG @surreycricket Was Alec Stewart really a first-choice keeper?
11/12
2019
@theBekku Simon Taufel!Once upon a time in mumbai tibaraaa https://t.co/W6omDRFkcY @Sychlops Unfortunately I can't read the Arabic script @Sychlops That didn't appear in the translation :-/ @Sychlops Last mein Ghalib bhi likhna tha na :-) @kvsmanian1411 @bhaleraosarang @cricketwallah And Mithun was (is?) such a good batsman as well. Still remember him… https://t.co/iL1BBxdMGH @harishenoy Yaaaaarr people are still tagging you? 😂😂😂😂 Is it still 2019?
11/11
2019
Iyer and Dube the new Mumbai boys - captain is a Sharma #INDvBAN #SundayThoughts @SnehalPradhan @BCCIWomen *Shafali :-)I won't be surprised if these guys don't have amazing careers in golf. Have a look yourself 👇 https://t.co/1eqnCcKDEx @captainshanky Haha, heard stories about how people of specific countries call themselves Indians in foreign countries :-) @captainshanky I've met people in other parts of India and lot of times, they say they're also from Delhi. When ask… https://t.co/ogeUYtyZ5B @benjonescricket And then find that the tweets from last night are in random order 😏
11/10
2019
मंदिर मस्जिद बैर कराते, मेल कराती मधुबाला #sorrynotsorryचैनलों का बस नहीं चल रहा वरना तो वो सुप्रीम कोर्ट के जज से पर्चा छीन के खुद ही फैसला सुन दें।
Retweeted by Vivek Bhandari @rons1212 @ChefShivGhosh *poll @NumbYaar That's where Tiktok is handy. No pressure 😂
11/9
2019
Mitro, 50 din ho gaye kya? #demonetization @AhmedAl36108665 @nailainayat @LegalKant ...where Brazil Dubai ki police is waiting for her @ESPNcricinfo @timwig @fwildecricket Wait no misbah and joginder sharma? @NotAnyKapoor @DOCTORATLARGE https://t.co/fhA5f51a1t
11/8
2019
@NumbYaar Perhaps this is the first Govarikar movie that I do not wish to see
11/7
2019
@UberINSupport Thanks, it is resolved nowRajpal Yadav and other 3 guys in Dhol https://t.co/uJPYQe2ps8It's #OddEven in Delhi and uber does this when I try to renew my ride pass. Well played, @Uber @UberINSupport https://t.co/bw4kIiXmM3 @9GAG It's called a sfork @jumsumtak Day 6 - jumsum ho kyu, paas aao na #sorrynotsorry 😂 @sriramin140 @81allout @karachikhatmal @mediagag @sidvee Iirc that featured only warne and sachin as the broadcaste… https://t.co/7873uU8ZCf @jon_selvaraj Please don't mention pen fights in a kamedy post 😭
11/6
2019
@sriramin140 @81allout @karachikhatmal @mediagag @sidvee Haha no way that was funny to me tbh. I still love them over mauka mauka crap 😁Where is @iamAhmadshahzad when you need him? https://t.co/xQX4WyM3uM @sriramin140 @81allout @karachikhatmal @mediagag @sidvee That summer was advertised really well. 1. Pak vs Aus Tes… https://t.co/OOY0grSGOYWhat breathtaking shots by Steve Smith! I watched most of his innings with this expression: 😲 https://t.co/1geG2vvismMy Beckham ❤❤ Kick it like Vedansh ⚽️⚽️ https://t.co/vVEQRdZYCh
Retweeted by Vivek BhandariI am sorry.. we are police ... we don’t exist.. we don’t have families...we don’t have human rights !!! https://t.co/ZqR7dEUFgy
Retweeted by Vivek BhandariIsko bolte hain ameer hona 🙏 https://t.co/AAdmg1gnJy @chiragbarjatyaa @NumbYaar Sir ye tweet calories burn karne k liye?
11/5
2019
Dude, make up your mind https://t.co/HmxiuIbuwP
11/4
2019
Kamran Akmal: ghumegi, ghumegi Rishabh Pant: easy, easy, easy #IndvsBanFogg should come up with a Delhi special edition: Smogg #DelhiAirEmergencyOnly wrong: "I have developed Kerala as God's own country" https://t.co/FIQ6XrjOKD @delhichatter इस ट्वीट पर तो रिपोर्ट करना बनता है @nkb_pd @Ra_Bies Haha that's one way to look at it @MHJeffrey027 @ESPNcricinfo Haha yes. Not sure how many remember that @ESPNcricinfo It ended with McGrath almost pretended to bowl an underarm#whydopeople get ready for Halloween when they can just take off the makeup?Neema rose neema rose rose rose neema rose https://t.co/8GFLGBEKBD @cricketcomau @Gillette It was unlucky. But fair call. @kanishkaab I've been searching Invictus on OTT platforms for some time now :-D @Finelychopped If you don't have a photo with him, there's no point in wishing 😂
11/3
2019
अगर अफवाहों की मानें तो दिल्ली की हवा इतनी ज़्यादा खराब हो गई है कि सलमान खान का भी गला खराब हो गया है #biggbossAccurate. 1. Tibet 2. China (Xinjiang province) 3. Afghanistan 4. Pakistan (for now) https://t.co/JzW0Ma6bMG
Retweeted by Vivek Bhandari @9GAG This is dragon level in Mario1. Baadshah 2. Swades 3. Dear Zindagi #SRK54 https://t.co/4gEsP7sA5mBut can you now recognize him with or without moustache? https://t.co/u1Gwm6cosDBest bowling figures in the history in Deodhar Trophy. Thank you everyone for all the love and support. Forever gra… https://t.co/g8EkgBBbrN
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11/2
2019
@3041992rohit Mic ka screen kya hota hai?Twitter fights before Twitter https://t.co/Qfe1P9ryzT
11/1
2019
What you want to see vs what you actually get 👇😏 #MadeInChina #Housefull4 https://t.co/oCf3ANhLoYThis. https://t.co/LoZKmiHzEC
Retweeted by Vivek Bhandari @MundaTribe @zoo_bear @sreshthx @Nitisha_Kashyap Now someone needs to tell him this otherwise no funThis should be an Olympics sport like synchronized swimming. https://t.co/ijVwzwrrO3 @MundaTribe @zoo_bear @sreshthx @Nitisha_Kashyap And Mr in front of his name @tanjorean @vettichennaiguy Or perhaps it's the experience of traveling in trains. Towards the end of their journey… https://t.co/6xJDkni28j
10/31
2019
"What do you do for a living?" "I read. I travel. I love. I laugh." "No. How do you earn your bread?" "Oh I work. But that's not living."
Retweeted by Vivek Bhandari#Pakistan mint has issued a special coin to mark Guru Nanak Devji’s 550th birthday. (thanks to @BabarJalandhari f… https://t.co/xCNCkhwNZv
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10/30
2019
Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata, Chennai, Bangalore. Wildcard: Indore Not allowed: Mohali https://t.co/V1k4lJhdJ1 @_youhadonejob1 B with length of A 😁Just imagine Modi ji asking the official photographers to airdrop the photos so that he can tweet them 🤔 https://t.co/FPs7Ds4YElVIDEO: पहली बार फोटोग्राफर्स पर चिल्लाते दिखे तैमूर, गुस्से में कहा- NO... #TaimurAliKhan #SaifAliKhan https://t.co/94CYGcRZT6
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10/29
2019
@saket71 I stopped bursting crackers around 16-17 years ago because I found them too expensive. But I loved (and st… https://t.co/OrG1GVpJOX
10/28
2019
Imagine being a Malayali and dating a Tamil girl, and whenever she comes up with Contractor Nesamani joke, I’ve to… https://t.co/1prcMB9aI8
Retweeted by Vivek Bhandariपशु कार्यकर्ता: दीपावली पर पटाखे ना जलाएं, कुत्तों को तकलीफ होती है। रोड पर सुस्ताता हुआ मोती: https://t.co/83JNMCq857
Retweeted by Vivek BhandariIt's taken more than 11 years of IPL, but it's happening alright. Cricketers from all over the world are tweeting… https://t.co/Nm6yI62MmL @NumbYaar 😂😂😂 https://t.co/6NbqJpw4b1 @raviganatra1981 Yes, but Indians in recent past have declared their retirement even though they were not at all in… https://t.co/9YU069DxCkThis is bullshit. A player, no matter how big he is, shouldn't dictate when he should retire. It should always be t… https://t.co/YuWTfiOmc7This is too cute !! https://t.co/fT4lIM7mhY https://t.co/eVCWEYB17Z
Retweeted by Vivek BhandariSuprabhaat ... happy Diwali. I spent a great time in Trinidad with the Indian diaspora when I played for the Red Fo… https://t.co/aMqLhdxIUU
Retweeted by Vivek Bhandari @Wriddhaayan https://t.co/zoFBKMTtqx
10/27
2019
@KarunaGopal1 Madam I don't follow you still I get your tweets on my TL regularly :-)बात तो सही बोली है https://t.co/gf7eNdCXPN
10/26
2019

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