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Vicky Lott @vixievictor Nottingham, England

Maverick Malteser eater, lover of dogs, elephants, jazz and feminism.

188 Following   36 Followers   752 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/17/17


@c_brudenell @nottsfire @nottsfire_CFO @WFSUK1 Loving the uniform! Wishing you all the very best for the future; th… https://t.co/vtvQf3vSE8
6/22
2020
Because the news is shit today I thought we all needed to see this https://t.co/jqsDm8KNq7 @SallyLBrown68 I agree with you but Joe and I argue a lot over this.
6/14
2020
My friend ordered a personalised cake for her pregnant sister-in-law’s birthday and this came today. https://t.co/Dafa7ZXejz
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6/9
2020
@SallyLBrown68 Johnson is a name for a penis so I think that's appropriate
5/15
2020
I'm not a fan of Lord Sugar's particularly but this is exactly what I've said from the start. It's pointless! https://t.co/TRktjhng7r @SallyLBrown68 @Stan_And_Ollie Sophie was great but I loved Mads and Hal more! ❤
5/4
2020
@PipTomson @NetflixUK The Guilty. Brilliant!
4/12
2020
@plusnethelp I keep tweeting you and getting no response. Is this because your customer service is as bad as your broadband provision?
4/2
2020
@plusnethelp So I've sent you a private message with my account name and still nothing. Probably because I have NO… https://t.co/jQVsZy7lq1
4/1
2020
@plusnethelp Joined plusnet just before lockdown and since then my internet has been very patchy. I can't get throu… https://t.co/GxI8rp4Lfu
3/31
2020
Wow! https://t.co/Zc5IKBobKPIncidentally, Milly is my dog so I have no idea how her name got included in this! @DerbysPolice @nottspolice My partner received this email today. He hasn't posted a hand written letter through any… https://t.co/qKH37w6cff
3/17
2020
If a celebrity dies by suicide after a massive media onslaught this is manslaughter via the press. The media love t… https://t.co/Oc4U8Neq5x
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2/15
2020
@antonyantony29 @Schofe Thanks for this. I found out my husband was gay after 18years of marriage. He'd always know… https://t.co/VFqyG0sP42
2/10
2020
@krisknave @jackremmington Thank you for this! I found out my husband of 18 years was gay but he never said a word.… https://t.co/507UyVuqmS
2/8
2020
@WeatherDog3 Having been in his wife's position, I cried watching This Morning. He spoke with great love about Step… https://t.co/oIiMIJvs8CHe spoke with deep love about his wife Steph and his two daughters who he clearly adores. He said he'd always been… https://t.co/QPeLpB4AeE @SpillerOfTea Having been in his wife's position, I cried watching This Morning. He spoke with great love about Ste… https://t.co/tiPuWQdAFR
2/7
2020
A million times this...! https://t.co/ZY3ESzNVyv
1/30
2020
Oh he is so misled about his current market value https://t.co/we0L1cj6XU
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1/5
2020
@Czaroline https://t.co/U8QMBQyTG2
1/4
2019
dating tip: don't do this. https://t.co/TXPCREqcXy
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12/10
2019
Oh please feed this directly into my veins! Smart women quietly citing their professorship to dense men trying to s… https://t.co/unTKDBr7Yz
Retweeted by Vicky LottTotally! https://t.co/uiV8irpVASShocking reading - but definitely not implausible. In fact it puts my faith even more in our NHS as I was confused… https://t.co/T0pXSmRInM
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11/27
2019
This is so shocking. https://t.co/X6gwnaBmIj https://t.co/r5lhoy75Tn
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11/24
2019
Could you check that and come back to me, Theodora? https://t.co/1XU7HpOGel
Retweeted by Vicky LottI just wrote a review on White Turquoise Square Beads with Crystals https://t.co/P3eJ404sPs via @yotpo
11/23
2019
@tetleyuk @Battersea_ I've always thought she was a Lurcher cross so thank you! 🐶 @tetleyuk @Battersea_ this is my Romanian rescue Milly and she looks exactly like the dog used on the tea advert an… https://t.co/Qv5Y9uwla8
11/21
2019
@KathyBurke I was with an Alan at the time and now I also wish him and whatever boyfriend he's with now all the best! 😂
11/9
2019
Welder of the year! https://t.co/TDfuNEnsIA
Retweeted by Vicky Lottmax and murphy have a conversation about how to help their hooman and it's too funny (max.and.murph IG) https://t.co/FjOWtC0u7V
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11/8
2019
Get in the sea Steve! https://t.co/q55R6cg19fIf you've had a day that could be improved by a panda trying to get in a hammock, here's a panda trying to get in a… https://t.co/CCNu5aINSY
Retweeted by Vicky Lott @SallyLBrown68 True story!!
11/7
2019
This has absolutely made Christmas! https://t.co/NCkfs9kuX4Admittedly it's been a good while since I watched but since when has Denise Van Outen been in Neighbours? 😱
11/6
2019
My husband pissed me off and think he finna sit in the living room and watch tv in peace. So, I downloaded the LG r… https://t.co/CypJdkEMwy
Retweeted by Vicky LottFor all of you who have asked to hear the recording of the phone call where @BorisJohnson is clearly heard agreeing… https://t.co/VnLF0CSlyz
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11/4
2019
We all know this is out there but to see it condensed like this is quite shocking... https://t.co/MXuVetH8JfThis is an ex TORY prime minister. Retweet this and keep retweeting. This is making me feel quite ill. https://t.co/dXaXnc6sNe
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11/3
2019
@PipTomson @GMB 2nd time this week I've read totally unnecessary personal remarks sent to people in the public eye.… https://t.co/NF3anVJrjn @mummyandrea @helloimnicholas My dad lay in bed once thinking he could hear a child screaming. He got up and it sto… https://t.co/U438qTpokO
11/2
2019
A story in four acts. 📸: Reddit user GM_Fark https://t.co/mHwR9jy3jW
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10/25
2019
@SallyLBrown68 @ShappiKhorsandi ...and gonorrhoea! 😁
10/24
2019
🤣😭 https://t.co/Uqzv9ZIJuq @showupforthis So true! 🤣 https://t.co/uBvbDChwmD
10/21
2019
Around 2 million people in the U.K. have turned 18 since the referendum and probably the same amount have died. Tha… https://t.co/XGB9pg1CH4
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10/19
2019
🤦🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/Sb5Jwm2pm8
10/17
2019
@WeatherDog3 The bat definitely!
10/14
2019
I saw #JudyTheFilm last night. It was stunning portrayal of her survival of abuse in Hollywood and the cruelty of a… https://t.co/eW2rd0VP02
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10/13
2019
@SallyLBrown68 You ok?? X
10/11
2019
...posters promoting the Red Box scheme offering free sanitary wear as they mentioned the word 'period' and had a p… https://t.co/2L0H1ovTsA @Jessicae13Eaton @vagina_museum Thread: Spoke to a student welfare officer this morning at school with high teenage… https://t.co/25UydYQ2A3
10/10
2019
@Jessicae13Eaton Straight identifying men have been having sex with men for a very long time. I've worked in sexual… https://t.co/l9Q1qfOk8T
10/8
2019
@mummyandrea @Jessicae13Eaton Horrific isn't it?! 🙁 @Czaroline Reminds me of @hotpatooties The Cows! @Jessicae13Eaton Oh. My. God! @SallyLBrown68 Still incredible! 💗
10/7
2019
@salihughes I watched the whole thing in a day. Absolutely brilliant!
10/5
2019
Pissing myself at gorillas making a run for it in the rain. Especially the 😬 expressions https://t.co/ck0CYACKgN
Retweeted by Vicky Lott @SallyLBrown68 @paddygrant I recorded it but like you, just can't face it. I used to think it entertaining but now… https://t.co/YJF0hqCvuC
10/3
2019
...and sexist and ageist! 🤦🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/RJfNuYzdDd
10/2
2019
@loosewomen It happened to me too! After 20 years together I got my answer why - my husband was gay! 😕 It was hard… https://t.co/knjddp36PE
10/1
2019
@Jessicae13Eaton It was rife at my girl's school back in the 80's but no one thought to report it back then....no o… https://t.co/Swvr2GqpEZ
9/30
2019
This wins the internet for 2019 IMO https://t.co/3fxORaKFNT
9/26
2019
@jimjo199 @FredrikSewell Interesting you use the word cult and not disciples or following. Jesus preached a message… https://t.co/3MwP17IEUM @FredrikSewell I'm not religious but didn't Jesus have the same problem? I wouldn't be surprised if the anti-Greta… https://t.co/Dg9cLEltbq
9/23
2019
"Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not" @RickyGervais It doesn't matter if t… https://t.co/lQ9YIrXlcT
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9/22
2019
I find this picture so incredibly moving. This is @GretaThunberg aged 15, sat alone outside the Swedish Parliament… https://t.co/PC1YBjishV
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9/21
2019
@SallyLBrown68 Sorry....got it now! 😂
9/20
2019
@SallyLBrown68 I've never seen this before!! 😂 @SallyLBrown68 @salihughes I actually said to my son this week that I couldn't give up Tunncoks tea cakes if I went vegan.
9/19
2019
Her body language is telling the entire story. RETWEET IF YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? https://t.co/kzOosVxMMB
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9/18
2019
France 🇫🇷 are banning shops from throwing away unsold food and clothes and instead they have to donate the unsold p… https://t.co/F4fUsBN19L
Retweeted by Vicky Lott @LeftLion @Nottinghasm We're looking for more people to join our local Nottingham Animals Asia Fundraising Group. I… https://t.co/E6Jr4YPqif
9/13
2019
@GKenna49 @KateRobbins It would be funnier if @wossy said that! 😂Twitter gold! https://t.co/amRyZ2gL2y
9/12
2019
Wr don't deserve dogs. https://t.co/70t7RNM60Y
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9/9
2019
Jesus, this is hairs on the back of your neck stuff. Beautiful. https://t.co/obVkaege50
Retweeted by Vicky Lott @mithomas20 @Nottinghasm The city centre's dying. I went in last Saturday and there were much fewer people in than… https://t.co/XrJdUDroxoStudents everywhere - are you really going to let these people treat you like this?! It's obvious they fear your vo… https://t.co/1Suuo5F7aI
Retweeted by Vicky LottPlease look through the photos of this house https://t.co/Jc5h6CR5gB
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9/8
2019
In the Commons today, I warned that if people die because they are denied basic medicines as a result of a No-Deal… https://t.co/xAB2dAXL8L
Retweeted by Vicky LottJust a reminder that 'false memory syndrome' was dreamt up in 1992 by a bloke who was angry that his daughter discl… https://t.co/CNYKAyNt35
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9/4
2019
I bloody love @JoeyEssex_ 💖 #CelebrityMasterchef @MissingPetsGB @MsTKIndeed @Tiffany4ever @rosiedoc666 @Lmintdrop @SheridanAlcock @tagthedogteam @pettheftawarehttps://t.co/NnXROOHddBImagine if every women who has never been given an orgasm by a man went on a killing spree.
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9/3
2019
If you know students going to university for the first time, be aware unless they register for a proxy vote, there’… https://t.co/c4XDQLxThq
Retweeted by Vicky Lott @Jessicae13Eaton At risk of getting totally twattered - after years of putting husband and kids first I woke up and… https://t.co/W76hg1uMwU
9/2
2019
I’ve never seen someone give less of a fuck. https://t.co/31xeg0eKki
Retweeted by Vicky Lott @pamelacadabra @KathyBurke I don't know any woman who wouldn't want to be bffs with Kathy. Even my sister loves her… https://t.co/RvJrtpJgb7Totally! Regardless of who does it I hate littering! https://t.co/0F78lcGKoC @SallyLBrown68 Brilliant!
9/1
2019
@busygirlizzie @EstOdek @Twitter In a word, no! But try it and see @SlenderSherbet I had to double check. Welcome back!
8/31
2019

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