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how often would you like to get updates about Sauce? | game/software dev, left anti-cap fence-sitter, 'honorary mommy' | he/him, white, ≈ cis, ≈ het

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Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsHouse Democrats were drawing up drug prices bills this summer (and there's a Senate one) when Pelosi blew it up bec… https://t.co/rFiKtlqjMW
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9/20
2019
i love that asking trudeau how many times he’s covered his whole body in shoe polish has the same energy as asking… https://t.co/JzwVBRv0rA
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsIn case anyone is wondering why they don't want us to cancel student debt and have free college https://t.co/SM691w9cYT
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsReally does belong in the "God is the bleakest, bluntest satirist of all" hall of fame https://t.co/YnYkaq4WWu
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @ashleyfeinberg @NexusRasp shoutout to whoever spent money trolling him with reddit silver @pblest yeah, and she's on medicare now which, while it isn't great, at least it's not going anywhere hopefully yo… https://t.co/oFVhVovt91 @catacalypto given the current standards for AI ethics thought leadership you could probably read a picture book or… https://t.co/QhkmiQjprB @libbycwatson love to pay $4,250 a year + approximately 20% of my health-care expenses in cost-sharingSharing these facts because there are real differences between city council candidates. The business PACs knows tha… https://t.co/GWVU3YOd78
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsSeattle's city pension fund is invested in private prisons and fossil fuel companies. The pension fund chair from… https://t.co/TGMed9VDJB
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsthere will be no consequences for this, and almost no media attention. when a U.S. citizens murders 30 civilians wi… https://t.co/cr6qefbSnX
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @_yungslav_ afaik you need a new version of mac os (maybe one that's not out yet? I'm not sure) but yeah @jkap @FourArmsDemon [weakly] please............... do me one last mercy........... tell me it wasn't a yeet cannon @turing_police no blood for jong-il @jkap cw: guns here's the extremely cursed article in question btw https://t.co/ztEh1p0uiD @jkap rules of engagement: you must dab before flipping the fire selector to full auto @jkap anderson manufacturing, apparently @ThirstyRando yep, but it's bad in an altogether less understandable way @DanjoKaz00ie never tried to assemble an AR-15 but as far as I understand they're identical enough, though there's… https://t.co/rf43u4h9IOcw: guns also colt has slightly too much self-respect to engrave a lower receiver with, say, a punisher skull with… https://t.co/p6XAp8Ubkucw: guns rip the AR-15-pattern rifle that nobody bought because a thousand other companies make the same parts for… https://t.co/wGnBSOGG4p @Instacart @workingwa You promised this would stop. There isn’t a car on the road that can handle 50 cases of water… https://t.co/xEKQ1eNwZh
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @pblest my heart goes out man, last year some random customer service agent with the state told my mom that on your… https://t.co/xfJG9PxV8VDamn that's a pretty big burden to carry around. Anyway my mom doesn't have healthcare right now and is hoping noth… https://t.co/Kn4sBVgXhZ
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @DanjoKaz00ie style guide: politicians caught in blackface should now be referred to as “costume enthusiasts”
9/19
2019
people love to come to california to be professionally homeless at dianne feinstein. many are saying this and you’r… https://t.co/2li1jmpfnG
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @nex3 @JhoiraArtificer drunk liz is one of the best versions of people to experience in the worldAfter firing hundreds of staff, the WeWork CEO held a somber all-hands meeting explaining why it was a necessary mo… https://t.co/XSkYBdql9l
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Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsFather of sick child: "And now you come here for a press opportunity..." Boris Johnson: "Well, actually, there's no… https://t.co/VVtLB0gKy4
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @KrangTNelson if I were tony hawk I would simply be recognized more oftenthat was capitalism not corruption https://t.co/ZPWQppctLi
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @YerFriendMolly they hate it so much, molly @YerFriendMolly this might be spoilers but sbepvat wba naq xbsvr gb cynl na npghny tnzr bs AON 2x19 jvgu gurve njsh… https://t.co/1QdUTnyH2b @danikaharrod god, samesing us a song, you're the piano man / everyone who plays piano can sing / don't argue with me, I'm a real-estate n… https://t.co/F9Y1yrQJN5
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @hellwife0 @KaraOnza oh hey I see someone found my tag
9/18
2019
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Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsBill and Melinda Gates' foundation will honor India Prime Minister Narendra Modi with an award despite petitioners… https://t.co/xMmeKQ4jRq
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats"democracy dies in darkness" https://t.co/80WLq28jK0
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsI guess that answers @michelleinbklyn’s question of whether a key architect of Trump’s family separation policy wil… https://t.co/ozlOlZ0VHc
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @shibasprinkle wfk (working from kenny) @NerbieDansers @flangy the fuck is a blueberry starburstMy friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door. No on… https://t.co/zuUGXtAvOB
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @legobutts casey frey tf @MallowyGoodness quote famous game reviews in key plot points of your game so they have to quote your quote and you… https://t.co/hsE2oh1bkm @Yr_Goth_Mom https://t.co/C8t9Qu1T4K @onidavin @antumbral looks like there's a 2015 paper on extracting ovalbumin (the main protein in egg white) from r… https://t.co/2gDn5QcmF1 @onidavin @antumbral honestly my mostly-uneducated guess is that recombinant produced-in-a-bioreactor vegan egg (at… https://t.co/B6EMErXzaZ @onidavin https://t.co/C8t9Qu1T4K @onidavin [checks to see which tweet davin replied "fuck" to so I can properly calibrate the tone of my response] hell yeah I know, rightme: has anyone made vegetarian scotch eggs with a layer of duxelles instead of sausage google: yes, here's a recipe… https://t.co/90V2erzpu6Important local thread. https://t.co/vlSmggSj8T
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsKids today: "you mean the 'save' button represents some kind of physical storage disk? OMG" Me today: "you mean 'u… https://t.co/k9hcnqonsR
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsanyone who doesn’t attend this says they don’t give a fuck about our futures. consider that in your primary support https://t.co/HNmEJ0Ml3y
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsme: someone should make a food which tastes like chicken parmigiana but has zero calories me: chicken parmigiana fu… https://t.co/tb5mp9Sqkh @kirriosa yeah among other things you can take either it or disability pay/medicaid, not both 100% not a UBI @leninliker1990 (puts pic of karen into the robot, it prints “cowgirl”) idk seems like it’s workin right to me @shibasprinkle lmao got emseeing people float the idea that authorship of e.g. emacs should be reassigned to hatsune miku and a) hatsune mik… https://t.co/yFiqflEtcuthere it is https://t.co/Ea6GPFC7CU
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9/17
2019
@leninliker1990 wow....... he really doesn't afraid of anything @addddddddddddie wow this blew up check out my soundcloud https://t.co/vK4NUqoP4t @qirex I still have a free microsoft office scarf they gave out at one of the annual meetings for everyone in the o… https://t.co/ag62LF4HPBwhere are they going to find another guy who does comedy named shane
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsas the production budget of a company all-hands increases, the aesthetic distance between it and a fascist party conference trends to zeroif he were really and truly deplatformed from twitter I wouldn't get to see dozens of people on my timeline sharing… https://t.co/FFFKlBhNsX
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Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @NickCapozzoli @WarrenIsDead damn, congratulations your highness @WarrenIsDead here's a list of every beard < person picture in the world: https://t.co/ShwFk0dJh4 @WarrenIsDead correction: nm, it's just that the imagenet explorer is broken today and there's a shockingly huge nu… https://t.co/SwE4UkApWQThe person who made their career off this project, btw, is now head of the Stanford Institute for Human Centered AI… https://t.co/N5PNeF6a48
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsFOLKS IN OR AROUND SEATTLE: I purchased 100 tickets for my Seattle Arts & Lectures reading, and they are available… https://t.co/pAZjRShzoh
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatslike nobody familiar with the political problems of classifying gender, race, or sexual orientation should be rushi… https://t.co/0C1U78UuI6[notices that they're affiliated with stanford and princeton] oh I get it nowand honestly it should be self-evident that tagging subcategories of people using ANY taxonomy of objects is politi… https://t.co/ur6p8Bn3e3I feel like the data is so sparse for person categories in imagenet (1242 pictures and 6978 tags across 412 full hy… https://t.co/Ri9die2nYQ @Yuri_Librarian boardwalk t-shirt ideasrude https://t.co/bfQjrvknxOThe company the NLRB has indeed since sub-contracted comment review work on its sub-contracting rule to is Ardelle… https://t.co/NQOdsML9Ej
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @WarrenIsDead in the future please contact HR so we can go radio silent for 13 days and then have both of our cofou… https://t.co/nol7aBS3Hs @WarrenIsDead also a bold rhetorical move to post on the corporate blog about how the allegations are bullshit on t… https://t.co/gnuK6jM6muHere is Jo Swinson in 2008 begging for Parliament to hold an EU Referendum that yesterday she said she could never… https://t.co/fh8bih6RXb
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @turing_police like it’s cinnamon and nutmeg, nobody gives a shit any more except ricky gervais @turing_police people getting defensive about how good pumpkin spice is to defend it against pumpkin spice jokes ar… https://t.co/9M4x1VYdIn @rogerclark which C++ feature are you cosplaying as this year I’m doing variadic templatesLast night, neighbors of Sean-Michael David Scott were made aware of his presence. Read all about this Ballard resi… https://t.co/9vBL7ejoID
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleats @juliemuncy23 catholicism: the religion that comes with its own Party Calendar full of people you can devote an eve… https://t.co/BSVxMz5FBqWhat the fuck? Surely it's less work to move to IPv6 https://t.co/aiGeAGwmRn
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsancient greek dude: look at this crazy thing. i'm calling it an octopus his friend: what's the plural of that ancie… https://t.co/eYRN6P1iQo
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9/16
2019
Update: 80 @kickstarter creators, with nearly $3 million in total fundraising, have signed our statement in support… https://t.co/rEdPfWQ9T8
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsThis article literally starts with a story about how "even" a man who once *enthusiastically volunteered his house… https://t.co/YcJVnChXxF
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsBiden: “And I said, Lightbulb, my jive brother, if you keep collecting five different welfare checks your mean old… https://t.co/0rdo7zINKd
Retweeted by your darkest fantasy in cleatsor maybe specifically dana carvey’s impression of tom brokaw, it’s hard to tellpete buttigieg looks like you ran tom brokaw through the faceapp baby filter
9/15
2019

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