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how often would you like to get updates about Sauce? | factotum @no_software, left anti-cap fence-sitter, 'honorary mommy' | he/him, white, ≈ cis, ≈ het

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@bombsfall just really fucking up the traffic flow at fast & furious international @bombsfall maybe they were driving along some taxiways while you couldn't see it @Foone well this explains why the issue I've been having where docker for windows causes my computer to reboot afte… https://t.co/gTrowgKjYz @frameslip imagining nyquil jell-oPersonally find it odd that one of the owners of Tartine Bakery—who hired as a unionbuster the PR guy Nike got duri… https://t.co/kjqA4XSFs7
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @jkap @fontiago fucked up that there are no movies with two elizabeth winsteads in themThis is a good ad. https://t.co/yWEyT2NBcW
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @_yungslav_ yeah I mean I'm also not sure that bullet drop is linear with distance @_yungslav_ actually those are probably feet rather than meters aren't they either way @_yungslav_ also I'm just now realizing how nuts it is to have marks for every 200 meters out to 2100 meters instea… https://t.co/XNU3Wyn0OW @_yungslav_ just sight in your scope for -100 meters and aim at the 1 crosshair @_yungslav_ it rules that all the bullet drop reticles have exact crosshairs @Evict_Twit_ter The avocado emoji makes searches easy. https://t.co/8XaFFXYIyO
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordHas YIMBY endorsed Bloomberg yet? Or are they sticking with Trump?
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordthe headlines have all rightfully led with the fact that Medicare for All would save 68,000 to 107,000 lives per ye… https://t.co/AJ60dzEbM9
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordMy favorite f— off moment in the new Yale study is when they show that we could give all 1.5 million health insuran… https://t.co/10ai70s1go
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordI mean--this about sums it up, no? https://t.co/Z1ip2MTplm
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @_yungslav_ queen https://t.co/NzmhZANmkai think it's reached the point where we should consider recording voice logs about climate collapse and just leaving them strewn around
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @ConnorSouthard we live in a society has to much better than it is @headfallsoff @coolranchzaku this is my comrade, my comrade and me, an antifa advice show for the cancel-culture era
2/18
2020
Laying off ten staff is a PR stunt to get the exact headline that CBC gave them https://t.co/qgLrC5gdn5
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordUpdate: Proud Boys official Telegram channel appears to be confirming they will be at "the next" Bernie rally which… https://t.co/pqNvhNkEUZ
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @hunktears @bombsfall you can take the man out of the busted toyota tercel but you can’t take the busted toyota tercel out of the man @isaiah_kb industrial control engineer @nkulw idk the poll results that had steyer winning at 19% seem pretty credibleMichael Bloomberg in 2010 on government: He begins with, "I'm not suggesting we shouldn't have democracy, BUT...,"… https://t.co/AzzbTvMakb
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordthe first comment any of my reviews on letterboxd got was a guy in austria complaining about my 0.5* review of donn… https://t.co/VmAlaXJENdanyway in doing this bloomberg staffers know what they are doing; they're hoping to direct abuse towards these acco… https://t.co/5D46wXWpX5
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordNow That's What I Call The Democrats, Vol. LXVII https://t.co/rmDocRPWgc
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordpowerful and true https://t.co/yM914jwRc9
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @Edcrab_ it was such a trainwreck but I love it for tryingIf you are registered No Party Preference (NPP) in California, you MUST request a Democratic ballot in order to vot… https://t.co/cYJYROvrCu
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordanyone commending jeff bezos for committing 10 billion to nebulous climate change initiatives should read up about… https://t.co/oUiSTYKzY4
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @jaubert_moniker yeah it’s either that or a pure spite move directed at almost everyone else in the building, so th… https://t.co/FUW0PT93pAOn this day, 30 years ago, Keith Haring, brilliant artist and iconic activist, died of AIDS related illness, aged 3… https://t.co/8eWxcJCm34
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @jaubert_moniker the types of people who would get this printed on a doormat? absolutelyEvery new Bloomberg clip is like, "You can't teach a pile of dirt to read and by pile of dirt I mean poor people, b… https://t.co/E6foXiAC7y
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @cityonahill https://t.co/d5tnrMX961
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @rachelmillman @Faux_Wren at toe suckers for petehordes of riot cops at a fucking GRAD STUDENT STRIKE. if there’s any emblem of polite society where you would think… https://t.co/bzXhJig3rd
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordmonster trucks are how american society exorcises its inner demons and personifies its greatest fears https://t.co/yEGId405zkthe common takeaway from all these leaked soundbites is that regardless of his nominal party affiliation Mike Bloom… https://t.co/OzDcszlgwL
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordJust got news our bill was pulled out of rules. Now we need a floor vote schedule by Weds. Please call & email yo… https://t.co/TL7vHh2Nxp
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordOf course the original JRPG was John, Ringo, Paul and George
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @blowdart I don't think it's a big american thing but in the past when I was living walking distance to a corner st… https://t.co/Z1qBeThZWe @coolranchzaku just think how sick it'll look on the highlight reel though @coolranchzaku 15% of the time, it works every timei am tired of earth, these people, i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their mondays https://t.co/xEHgMt3N52
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @thricedotted I'm good! plugging away at work, hoping to get a paycheck by the end of the month have fun at the r… https://t.co/nPreXxBwbEFebruary 17, 1946: The last German rocket scientists from Peenemünde arrive in the U.S. and begin their journey to… https://t.co/zrlIfsUNUK
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @thricedotted hey li, how you been @videodante https://t.co/hATyK9tdSjSide by side comparison of how Bloomberg photoshopped my tweet 🙃 https://t.co/a4AyEo5uEr
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordRaise your hand if you’re never ever voting for Bloomberg ✋
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordso the day after @nytimes broke the story of @amprog canning a report about Islamophobia in the NYPD after taking i… https://t.co/ql0da7ANES
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordProtech 33 is more than a company union—and connects back to a long, troubling history of mafia corruption in some… https://t.co/0aIhi0QTbw
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @haircut_hippie first time reading transmet? good time for itjobs should compensate you for the 50% of your time off where you stare at a wall and think about how bad ass it wo… https://t.co/DpGZPjtB2n
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @dphrygian which will hopefully not just pull a bunch of occasional voters back into the fold, but also maybe convi… https://t.co/QggYG74Bj9 @Cr0ssbow I just use rogaine because my local drugstore has it, I'd buy the generic if they'd had it in stock last time I ran out @dphrygian not sure how much of a horse you have in the democratic primary race, but part of the reason lots of peo… https://t.co/NzIoaZM4Hw @dphrygian i.e., don't underestimate how much of american politics is based less on what the party you support hold… https://t.co/SmRO96tysV @dphrygian one thing to think about here is the fact that a lot of mainstream liberals hold up jeff bezos as a para… https://t.co/od0uI3yWpI @catacalypto oh no! there was a mod that did this for civ 5 so I figured there was one for civ 6 as well, but it d… https://t.co/kfyjYlFBsk @catacalypto it's impossible to hate baba yetu @catacalypto this is when you install the mod from the steam workshop that changes the title theme to baba yetu from civ 4 @leninliker1990 @KaraOnza every bullpup rifle looks cooler than every non-bullpup rifle, it's a fact @NexusRasp hope you find some luck with it <3 but if not, at least you look good with a shaved head @NexusRasp 100% understandable I started minoxidil around when I started having heart palpitations, but after a ro… https://t.co/z1WmFs3ssa @NexusRasp that way you can rinse down the floor of the bathtub and hopefully get any spills @NexusRasp otherwise, it might be helpful for you to use the foam bc it'd be easier to see any spills, and apply it… https://t.co/pGizOrCa28 @NexusRasp you might want to look into finasteride instead, it's apparently less toxic to cats, it helps with hair… https://t.co/OGpYUDg9uvthis has been your washed tweet of the day for february 16, 2020free tip for anyone losing their hair: the foam version of minoxidil is for suckers and the topical liquid is bette… https://t.co/F852yVwG2X @mspaint2000 you are BoBBQSittingScratch, I'm that red dot on the posterior cingulate cortex we are not the same @TFDatabase @baltmatrix medical professionals already make these choices on a daily basis; he's asking explicitly f… https://t.co/9txlnOAIRv @jon_bois that's how you know you've made it in sportswriting, jon, you should be honoredcw: uspol, medical, blood, death anyway here’s an example from tintinalli’s emergency medicine https://t.co/Vo3J6eEtvvcw: uspol, medical, death anyone whose mind isn't warped would think that there's some value in having that decisi… https://t.co/fd0lGuOz02cw: uspol, medical, death this is already how medicine works, medical textbooks frequently say that "advanced age"… https://t.co/NhnCMklT8FPublic Transit Anxiety Culture is carefully timing everything so you have 15 minutes of padding, getting there 12 m… https://t.co/XNqcopBTQa
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordDuring my research I interviewed a guy who said he was a libertarian until he did MDMA and realized that other peop… https://t.co/vltBKe48mr
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @flangy https://t.co/7NGdLD1dJvthis was, admittedly, twelve years ago, so maybe they have improved their interview process since thenthe worst tech interview I've ever gotten was a phone interview for an SRE position with google where they wanted… https://t.co/JEbimVknUKlove to prepare taxes, hate to be the person whose taxes are being preparedTLDR: Mylan (of skyrocketing EpiPen price fame) and its CEO Heather Bresch (daughter of conservative Dem Senator Jo… https://t.co/IEVdR9voY4
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lordThe group you're demanding Sanders respond to doesn't support Sanders. https://t.co/F2SW8Hy5x3
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @coolranchzaku kobe would've wanted it that way"anti-crime" = anti 'mentally ill' anti 'homeless' anti asking for help whilst smelling like marijuana? good remin… https://t.co/P6QgO4pxsk
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @Papapishu https://t.co/z0ln4AahX5 escalator segment starts around 38:50 if anyone else is looking for some escalator footage @Papapishu oh yo I bet there's some really good slow TV of those escalators @leninliker1990 chaos karen @videodante @WarrenIsDead y'all hear about the tea party....... damn that shit sucks
2/17
2020
@bombsfall bernie sanders, amy klobuchar, cory booker, young joe bidenrefusing to beat doom eternal bc I hate when girls dieSeems like about 200 grad assistants out of 1800 have received letters of termination at @ucsc. The hit to the unde… https://t.co/KMmmU8VLzX
Retweeted by post conspicuously, my lord @ConnorSouthard I saw a flyer back in december for a "grassroots" pete event occurring in the common room of a fanc… https://t.co/H8pUI2lRGr @metaltxt everyone knows that the presidential candidate who wins is always the one who has the most twitter accounts
2/16
2020

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