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how often would you like to get updates about Sauce? | game/software dev, left anti-cap fence-sitter, 'honorary mommy' | he/him, white, ≈ cis, ≈ het

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at their best, the hawks are making people miserable and pretending that they have no way of knowing that they’ll e… https://t.co/1M8Asb9E07 @iano oculus quest without a doubtcf. the “mine” “iran” “planted” on an oil tanker and then came back and “removed” once it didn’t “explode” and all… https://t.co/MWiLb4A2Ifa good post except for the part where the backlash always turns out to be a CIA op the hawks organized and the back… https://t.co/gNyfkapjzoGoogle Calendar is down so here are your meetings for the day!! - 10-minute meeting in which the host says “Just w… https://t.co/4hN6JDPUip
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @max_read I don’t know how many of those people have survived the past decade of the history of bitcoin but maybe a… https://t.co/h8fT0BR6aE @max_read the biggest impact I can see it having is if it makes any anti-corporate crypto people have second though… https://t.co/DSRLf0UXi5the 2019est mood is watching every independent digital artist you know get gigs doing guerrilla marketing gray-hat… https://t.co/CCR2DgsegV @saeen90_ what a self-own @saeen90_ I skimmed this article and he only actual joke he mentioned was someone joking that the left should throw… https://t.co/3tF6rJH9kRWhen the world ends and a cruel AI keeps your uploaded brain alive inside a deep dream reconstruction of human life https://t.co/fds0Bd41hs
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @BenMS we can't handle thinking about three numbers at once here in the states @BenMS yeah, it's really not too bad all things told, just the american philosophy here would be to just make the t… https://t.co/kmU9qqF5Jw @em_aytch just the shortened ones, specifically "limited overs" matches where there's a fixed number of balls that get bowled @BenMS @natellite ah yeah shit, my badthe "DLS method" btw is when the game gets called early due to weather so instead of playing the rest of the game,… https://t.co/I6uS10BssAAt Least It's Not Cricket https://t.co/T3ygakWpr1 @natellite aussie rules; it's actually not as bad as it looks, the real score is the number in parentheses, "a.b (c)", c = 7a + bwhy is the scoring system in every sport from the commonwealth a nightmare https://t.co/TWjOrvJTc2 @goldmadoka oh votes that passed by less than 6? you mean... every fuckin vote for the past 3 decadescw: uspol, 2020 primaries which means that for any member of this group, it's just a measure of how often they agr… https://t.co/IEjPQvtdyFcw: uspol, 2020 primaries this control group's membership? ed markey, elizabeth warren, kamala harris, jeff merkle… https://t.co/WizJUD9EKGcw: uspol, 2020 primaries don't be like this person, if you invoke a "progressive score" to justify your vote plea… https://t.co/UfXrFoMwhZ @narrow_urethra @detachment_red lmfao https://t.co/RF6ijYJOC4TW: Rape . . Seattle folks: serial rapist and abuser David Meinert owns the Five Point and is allegedly back to b… https://t.co/93Fz7uTYpD
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @leninliker1990 https://t.co/uz1sDNvujk @AaronM dug up information about the guy who makes it and I bet you'll be shocked to find out that he's a registere… https://t.co/2k37z7B9fjOnce again, many thanks to the luminaries at Yale Law School who promoted this guy and told us he would be awesome. https://t.co/Q7n2U6lWkg
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @rachelmillman I think the big digestive sales point is that they’re made w whole-wheat flour so they’ve got fiber… https://t.co/ZdPygjtAZ5 @em_aytch accident crew what’s up https://t.co/qrUVtzFHzuThe Times’ dedication to having learned nothing from the run-up to the Iraq war is impressive. https://t.co/l6SjmNktyw
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6/18
2019
There’s a lot of Evangelion analysis floating around, and I know these pieces mean well, but I think they all fall… https://t.co/HpFAql08td
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @coolranchzaku one of these guns is a stand, the other one is just a normal gun do you feel lucky, punk @coolranchzaku hol horse dual-wielding @bombsfall (probably asbestos) @bombsfall I feel like adding a mystery zone to a house also adds a significant amount of property value to it so y… https://t.co/C04sAbod6F @bombsfall "listen, you don't know how desperate I am to stop renting"On some real shit though, the lengths Safe Seattle and their members like Ari Hoffman will go to weaponize law enfo… https://t.co/bKxY6URVjN
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesWelp, the Secret Service just left my house after being called by Safe Seattle people. I showed them the Safe Seatt… https://t.co/M7NzMuTID8
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitieswhile the drivers have no say in those areas. Third because Uber drivers don't really run an independent business &… https://t.co/1atjPsWXP8
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesAt a big conference of industrial relations scholars I went to this weekend, many thought Uber drivers were clearly… https://t.co/YDkuFTqBWt
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesEVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, Meowth is making biscuits https://t.co/Hc2P5QFEOC
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesThis was the Brand in 2000. In 2004. In 2008. Basically every major Democratic candidate for the past 40 years has… https://t.co/OZwfbTjf5S
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @ImpPoster @substitute finally the beloved flavors of kranup and nch dressing in one place @wilkieii all I wanna do is *bang bang bang bang* and a *click* and a *ding* and play with low-cost 3d scanning solutions @AaronM Thank's To The Sepsis-Colla Corp.this tweet brought to you by me reading a search column full of the word "sepsis" and lasting about 30 seconds before my brain gave upsomeone should do a linguistic study of inter-reviewer variability in how quickly a given word causes semantic sati… https://t.co/jEGO0HDArwit will always be funny to me that healthcare professionals are the last people who use hashtags like everyone did… https://t.co/rpK10LSgMr @larvitaro I think anything airtight will work, not even necessarily opaque @YerFriendMolly @PriscilliaBL I feel like maybe it’s got a niche in two-headed giant, where it’s 150% instead of 17… https://t.co/Ssb86hGtd5A reminder that ICE routinely releases dying immigrants in its custody so it won't count as an "in custody" death.… https://t.co/Lui3AGCCYk
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesHonestly, this is the Democratic Party distilled to a single flier https://t.co/x5SM0zJwLK
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesInbox: The Newsguild of New York says BuzzFeed News staffers plan to walk out of all four US bureaus this afternoon… https://t.co/ybcULHI9jD
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesExcellent piece by @owenhatherley on monuments being “wrenched from context” https://t.co/HSd0s2gNDs
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @videoChess hell ya baby that's the london I know and loveFBI agent accidentally reveals own 8chan posts; attempts to redirect white supremacist rage against Russia https://t.co/0K6fXWxJxh
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6/17
2019
@PriscilliaBL sorry, *Descendant Vex Chrome @PriscilliaBL yeah, it's still kinda annoying, but being 1) mentally able to delete crap I know I'll never use but… https://t.co/KqTX2aavuq @PriscilliaBL idk if you've played since forsaken but they've improved it because you can buy any shader you've see… https://t.co/tkrEUMzW4Xmaster rahool here for cash4shaders dot com we buy any shader and turn it into cold hard glimmer watermelon? atl… https://t.co/C6kSFp75MKI really appreciate how tacky of a glimmer sink calus's pleasure barge full of gilt treasure chests full of imperial scrip iscalus: "you peeled that ogre's shell off like a beetle! [sultry voice] I'd like to see that again." damn calus, you nasty @em_aytch cool new meme templateman what a difference 57 minutes can make https://t.co/gwqoOF7Arn
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesthese are the only jokes in like 90% of movies now https://t.co/Qap6VJIK6O
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @brittanyforks @detachment_red until then the best way forward is "generally, don't answer the door for anyone you'… https://t.co/Z5IuW7sAMT @brittanyforks @detachment_red there's no way to fix this without everyone consciously deciding to stop using deliv… https://t.co/Bt6nk7nV7f @brittanyforks @detachment_red and the process to actually become one of these third-party delivery drivers is so l… https://t.co/mmoQhOJKBd @brittanyforks @detachment_red yeah like the problem here is that the tech industry has ubiquitized third-party del… https://t.co/RMCLKsxA5r @detachment_red like you can't already find (real or counterfeit) branded company swag from all the major delivery… https://t.co/N5iZkymb7qi keep thinking about what my friend at the kill team meetup said, "Warhammer 40k is what GWAR's book report on Dun… https://t.co/62LWlqH1Nt
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @detachment_red like a huge chunk of people who have ever worked in a quick-service restaurant didn't take their un… https://t.co/glrjmAnvuschallenge mode: figure out how to get back out of the bathroom without hitting your left leg with the door or havin… https://t.co/vo6wabwQ01 @zumpiez yeah, doin fine now, was just a bad sprain(solution: stand on one leg next to the chair for 30 seconds trying to think and put weight on your left leg for ha… https://t.co/eMFshpgOePreminded, apropos of nothing, of the cursed "accessible" bathroom at the urgent care three weeks ago not pictured:… https://t.co/37bxChK2fmMy favorite example of "stupid landlords showing their ass" is when they complain about potentially losing money of… https://t.co/uLp1ytUlkv
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @vogon the hilarious thing about this is that I seem to recall Genius was caught scraping lyrics from cut-rate SEO… https://t.co/hVeP2BgQpB
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilities @UrOrientalist @Hungryghoast pretty sure this image was generated in one of those fake breaking news chyron generat… https://t.co/UIRWVChq8bstill remember the time google spent years having a team seed its search index with trap words and access them to c… https://t.co/kVlSksN3X1 @Yelix welcome to professional football sundaynoticed yesterday that you can also see this if you google the lyrics for “turtles have short legs” by can the goo… https://t.co/8RxUjlvPLaA doctor who treated Chernobyl victims has blasted the hit new TV show over “dangerous” inaccuracies. #9News https://t.co/onef4WTZAV
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitieslmao at everyone who thought the rich would save a fancy building over saving the homeless or whatever they won't… https://t.co/mH8yXpYM7O
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesfor twelve years you have been asking https://t.co/xHjZLcsQOJ @red_mercer make.wiz.come = 0 @videoChess accept no substitutesme: my diet has been garbage today, I should take a protein supplement of some sort, that's just as good as eating… https://t.co/bJ5OWDBo3Dcapsule food review: atkins chocolate protein shake artificially-flavored chocolate milk with notes of cough medicine, 2/10 @KillGoldfish actually I think even mero knows better than to take these odds @KillGoldfish https://t.co/mq5NYwL1OJ
6/16
2019
@goldmadoka south of that, but close-ish @fontiago grow fat with slurptracker for big gulps consumed this reset https://t.co/ILZIeg1uDl @jkap :o that orange bird bag is adorablefor the sake of national security the US should launch a massive airstrike on Bret Stephens https://t.co/QeeiNXcYFT
Retweeted by luigi's powerful suction capabilitiesand if you see any flyers around for s*r*h h*ider talking to the se*ttle *theist church (* = the letter A) help me outif you’re in northeast seattle and you see a guy out walking with a cane and ripping down flyers say heyme: these flyers for an upcoming speaking engagement look suspiciously fash, but maybe I’m just being judgmental ka… https://t.co/xicbAHtgw1
6/15
2019

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