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vultural @vultural locked in the broken wire

° always trying to figure out what I was about to do ° I am zooming in ° https://t.co/mJD5tSGxUL

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Joined Twitter 11/19/16


That's crustaceans for ya https://t.co/H11i9WTRcu
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1/21
2020
@RickBColby I worry about people in close distance relationshipsYou know that feeling when you're watching TV in the afternoon but you fall asleep and when you wake up it's night… https://t.co/L1xCI3iZpR
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1/19
2020
@conceptsbot what should I make a musics about?a hundred monster trucks are parked at the boarded-up chuck e cheese
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1/18
2020
https://t.co/JR3kpV8MMeI'd like to take a Polaroid of itself to explain nothing to me or anyonethe question is how is Schrodinger's cat eating in there?it's 2020 and the Trending tab is a collection of symbols, some of which may represent something you might have und… https://t.co/cJG6uPWh7Z
1/17
2020
most of my best friends are plastic cafeteria chairs remaindered from estate salesafter the curtains fall they get up, brush themselves off, and go to the dead mall, where they yearn for the days w… https://t.co/ENoQ4DNIMU
1/16
2020
making the first grilled cheese sandwich is a totally different experience from the second one"I know this one," says the thing with deer antlers standing behind me, its cold fingers curling over my shoulders as i stare at a crossword
Retweeted by vulturali don't throw anything away (except what I haven't used for ten years but will suddenly need two weeks from now)
Retweeted by vulturalapologies I am posting while asleep. this is a dream I have having. I just keep zooming in. I am zooming in.
Retweeted by vulturalI have a theory. or, well, I had a theory at some point but I put it down and fuck knows what happened to it. for a… https://t.co/YRitP8Mz7q
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Retweeted by vulturalvery many early suppositions turning out to be filaments in a cocoon I can't escapethe fine detail adjustment turned entirely down so that all I'm seeing is a blur of past actions with no indication… https://t.co/d6Pb5pdEj7of or relating to any number of inappropriate bridges connecting glitches with esoteric cataloging systemswhatever I devoured in my sleep because I thought it was my pillow must have been something else, as my pillow is still here @ellle_em @bunnarchist every friend/acqaintence I have who doesn't value others' time thinks it just takes "10 minu… https://t.co/6yBzbCUK8phttps://t.co/Q8B5qHVlvz
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1/15
2020
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1/14
2020
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Retweeted by vulturalthe year is 2020 people are drinking coffee
Retweeted by vulturaltwo word tweetI have been nowhere past nowhere from the very beginning
1/13
2020
I've carried my body out into the woods but the ground is too hard to bury itsmoked exasperationsomewhere I lost the whole something
1/12
2020
the myth of finite assholes https://t.co/g9rwV07cMRexhumed another lost future https://t.co/boSF6rbKqKI'm always worried I might still be in that bathroom in third grade when the other kid illustrated to me how dreami… https://t.co/gKoYdVjCau
1/11
2020
it may be time again to go to the grocery store bakery department and beat the hell out of all of the cakesThis is all so stupid.
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1/9
2020
the most privileged of all threads https://t.co/4JN9xWw7Pzyou're welcome to have a seat in the semaphore credenzasome nights https://t.co/jkwrKCsiQVNite world https://t.co/LT8LZAgOyG
Retweeted by vulturalbut her emails
1/8
2020
steam punked riceHappy July from Kmart
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1/5
2020
everything I know about living I learned by dyingthese circles are still so fucking small @atom_cable this is fantastic
1/3
2020
"life is about moments" is a lie foisted on an unsuspecting public by Big Momentsame shit different decadeusually I'd agree but I've recently rearranged my closet and it's become difficult to get my bearingsmove in the direction of the exitgave up the ability to think as a new years resolutionvarious dunderheads and cornucopias
1/2
2020
The Orb of Lutes
Retweeted by vultural @indigofizz religion has always been a cult
1/1
2019
@aaronreynolds looks like someone didn't shuffleevery table is intersectional see, there’s the man’s side, always, now just put a mother’s throat at the door distr… https://t.co/Ci5s0aIX6I
Retweeted by vulturaltoday is the last life of the day of your first @humancondishit extra 8s are never something to be sorry for.holiday cognition second verse, same as the first https://t.co/OhbUjqsy7K
Retweeted by vulturaldancing in storage @humancondishit 88 is there twiceare we there yet
12/31
2019
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Retweeted by vulturalgoing backwards to find the way back out, knowing it's not back there at all
12/30
2019
#30886 Washington, WI, USA map: https://t.co/cUE7pgy4TU https://t.co/yXkmxDrU0E
Retweeted by vulturalout the window a world forgets everyone#30882 Gallatin, TN 37066, USA map: https://t.co/QMgr4YS4uh https://t.co/TnqL6JUcJQ
Retweeted by vulturalEvery day there are more of them following me, expressionless men in white suits. They climb onto busses behind me,… https://t.co/a2hKX0jLg0
Retweeted by vulturalI misjudge everything when I'm wearing my nice shoesI have never been to the home of anyone named Steve or Steven
12/29
2019
another year of waiting another year
12/28
2019
easy fucking answer here: stop shitposting and start getting ready for next Christmas https://t.co/QV5qDZHtcj
12/27
2019
Just because YOUR life is a meaningless void of screaming existential terror that you want to escape by shaping you… https://t.co/BRtLrBqTrG
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12/26
2019
Gonna get closed up behind some drywall in a brand new house and then just fuckin kick my way out of it 10 years la… https://t.co/XrvsTU7YuO
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Retweeted by vulturalEvery other street in this town is named Shenandoah. https://t.co/BvPPlHk6mg
Retweeted by vulturalremember today to celebrate the true meaning of Christmas: the birth of Rod Serling https://t.co/5nqs20ZC1vMerry Christmas, Howard "Eastman Kodak" Hughesa: you wake up in the garbage happy birthday everyonea little holiday joke for your holiday holiday: q: how do you know if you fell asleep in the garbage? (turn tweet over for answer)this new tic tac flavor is a perfect gift for anyone who can't get enough of eating toothpaste https://t.co/bmYq5JAsCO @valyrianoath https://t.co/LMKRkRO8Zi @eraserheadroom I see ficus people @eraserheadroom spoilers, my dude. jeezhttps://t.co/qdNcG6HVt2may your seasonal affective disorder be merry and bright @eraserheadroom George is my mom's favorite
12/25
2019
the uninspired tweets of a man who has no christmas pajamasChristmas comes just once a year, but you can keep it in your heart all year round. all you need to do is simply w… https://t.co/hIrDUyPWoIeverything flies
12/24
2019
Brilliant song here from @distracted_monk https://t.co/71GRp7fhNuvisions of sugar plums swarming from the cracks beneath the door of that closet I wasn't allowed to open as a kid @valyrianoath @xenadelarosa @RumorPatrol_ ?meditate until the pitch black corners carry your thoughts out into the milky dark nightBig ol' sky https://t.co/fXuUiiCSEw
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12/23
2019
#30774 Connersville, IN 47331, USA map: https://t.co/kyS75DJCp2 https://t.co/IzJOS4Ef7C
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12/22
2019

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