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vultural @vultural locked in the broken wire

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Joined Twitter 11/19/16


spoiler warning: it gets worsefolding laundry while infiltrating the local lions club. @WillyGCmas you need more options my dudeI think we have, as a society, become excessively punitive and vindictive concerning people’s statements and expres… https://t.co/spdwYfpPAv
Retweeted by vultural @eraserheadroom @brighthorse I think a regularly available physical copy will be released at some point. @eraserheadroom @brighthorse wow, i was there too but I broke down and bought a download and then there was one day… https://t.co/vPwaqm7pNfWanna be on your mind❤️ https://t.co/cFPVyE6gWo
Retweeted by vulturallittle known fact about me: I was not in Abba
9/15
2019
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Retweeted by vulturaltag yourself, I'm fuck itYou know what’s better than a cleavage thread? A craft thread. I’ll start. This is a watercolour birb I painted on… https://t.co/XwyQktKQru
Retweeted by vultural @CruisinSoozan This is a collage - I make them the size of a playing card. I have a large stack of them at this po… https://t.co/wmrPzTfLn5
Retweeted by vulturalhow I know when I'm home https://t.co/NMnUQY6NZU
Retweeted by vulturalremember it's illegal in all fifty states to drive pudding on the highwayIt would be so on brand for me to get murdered by Florida.
Retweeted by vulturalyou can never have enough existential dreadWe are all ghosts of our past.
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9/14
2019
at this point I've said everything I wanted to say here. from this point forward, therefore, I will only be able t… https://t.co/bVqhPhmVi8the best joke tweets are the ones that aren't funnywhy is the fuck[iterative or recursive [iterative or recursive [iterative or recursive [iterative or recursive [iterative or recur… https://t.co/9icvLIZKNo @YaNanous @sw_entropybitch quoth the vulture, "nevermore. or maybe just one or two more." @sw_entropybitch every day is that day#29176 Waterfall, PA 16689, USA map: https://t.co/I78wuzX9Ws https://t.co/UelFDQZaH9
Retweeted by vulturalForbidden literature (The use of the Word), 1936 #surrealism #magritte https://t.co/v0X0SwxrVy
Retweeted by vulturalUsed to think I had seasonal depression until I realized it was all the seasons and also that humans are terrible
Retweeted by vultural @WillyGCmas I'm sure there's plenty of under processed, organic stuff still happening, this stuff is all cyclical.… https://t.co/9Iz2JBS6Qfassydias! https://t.co/OITiSCwgw6
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9/13
2019
become all the bullshit there's already too much of in the worldwhere we're going we won't need an edit buttoneveryone becomes too much for themselves at some pointwe continue wrapping our hearts and our lives around the same gods, and we are so happya stranger with too many teeth and too many fingers and a mouth whispering from the wrong directionstand beside yourself until you forget which one is younot deciding is also a decision, and all my best decisions happen that wayI want to let autocomplete and predictive text take over me for me to be able to make a decision about the fact tha… https://t.co/SFD8qNxHgR
9/12
2019
#corners and angles for lunch, @vultural https://t.co/1VhF3JoWAh
Retweeted by vultural*forgets, out of spite* @benjedwards I started basic on an apple ///trying to find the perfect way to say, "I don't know what the fuck we're talking about."it's ok we will fall back into the ocean
9/11
2019
death hack: put cemeteries in alphabetical order @pisshawk @vultural You elitist piece of shit.
Retweeted by vultural @pisshawk @LordJuiblex none of this is true you become middle class by getting a C in high school physics#29124 Calhan, CO 80808, USA map: https://t.co/xqCSYJdpg0 https://t.co/vFzcrLiTkE
Retweeted by vulturalup before the dawn so I can take a nap before starting the dayI can't tell if I'm seriousIf you run into me at a restaurant and say "Hey man, what are you doing here?", consider our conversation ended. I… https://t.co/J4J46xz5Km
Retweeted by vultural @ezhirri does anyone actually want to sex a man acting like men act watching sports? that seems like a bad thing @fussytummy there's a lot of subjectivity I think. guess that's true of most attractiveness standards though.https://t.co/I0smx1KucN
Retweeted by vulturalthe art of screaming in your car
Retweeted by vulturalpack a suitcase, baby, we're going to that abandoned parking out on the edge of town and laying down on the cracked… https://t.co/077mScm4fq
9/10
2019
writing exercises for today: ∘ various differences between birds ∘ describe ∘ pretend you're screaming at someone e… https://t.co/2QBCru38IYit's been the end of the world for so long, has anyone verified that we're not already in the sequel of the world?a small disappearing @dim_litcorridor https://t.co/kyW4cU0uNT#29109 Lepperton, New Zealand map: https://t.co/Eo1Z90lfja https://t.co/FUnHUCJYHi
Retweeted by vulturalturns out "be yourself" is terrible advice when your self is an assholeunable to sleep due to a malfunction in my mind's autocomplete algorithmI am moving backwards in time but it's hard to convince the neurosurgeonThey never found it
Retweeted by vulturalit's been so fucking long since everythingI can't get off the couchlifehack: use a fishing net as a beer glassconsidering sleeping in the clothes dryerthe weekend is waiting to take the bus towards somewhere north of here but there are fewer bus routes than there us… https://t.co/nenxdkJgvCcontemplating the brochure
9/9
2019
Target Death https://t.co/ReLaPH8Vtv @hypnoid_op we all always have to use some of the things @vultural If you don't have any things for the things you intend to use one day, are you even alive?
Retweeted by vulturaldo you ever have things to use for things that you don't use for things because you're saving them for when you rea… https://t.co/wRmM2lEAGI @ilovetopiss i don't think they actually are seriously serious.the morning where the dreams escapedoing good. thinking of gobs <3
Retweeted by vulturalbefore the invention of elevators to fill them, there were hundreds of deaths every day due to people walking into… https://t.co/JKHWo8rzvybe sure always to explain yourself to a consortium while dimming the lightsRite-Aid never really found their niche but their building architecture will be appreciated throughout the ages as… https://t.co/LoI0vuiM5h
Retweeted by vultural @WillyGCmas I will try to get a copy @WillyGCmas I have read more of his short stories than poetry. I love Labyrinths. @WillyGCmas Love Borges, this is nicely done."Someone" by Jorge Luis Borges https://t.co/wdMXHCwv9S
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9/8
2019
I just realized a lot of you aren't referring to me when you say "you" and I've never felt so alonewant to drop it all and get in a car, drive in a direction. find a thrift shop and buy a cheap t-shirt with a bull… https://t.co/oxggPREYmE @creeptwin so very relatable @AlisonTyler teens in the 1980s sent far fewer snapchats than in 2019I've never met a meme I can understandthere is a piece of paper on my window. it is green. oh, gone now. i am going somewhere
Retweeted by vulturaltravel-sized lounge chairsummer falling through the narrow waist of a broken hourglasshttps://t.co/Jkl3kNC0Mi
Retweeted by vulturallooking up https://t.co/GSqOhYxTjH
Retweeted by vulturalFall is when I can’t tell if it’s me or the leaves that are changing.
Retweeted by vulturallight through broken windowstry harder but keep hiding in the darkA watched clock hides behind its hands.
Retweeted by vultural @pisshawk you should not do that on a Saturday it's illegalsurprised to see "their" surpassing "the" this morning https://t.co/L3U8QysPyuit's time to start thinking about not thinking about anythingWeekend plans?
Retweeted by vultural @pisshawk have you ever thought about having coffee time earlier than that? because I'm thinking about that now
9/7
2019

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