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Funny to just fully give up on the American accent mid-scene https://t.co/sh1saluFVD
12/4
2020
@stochasticlm If you ever read a post of mine and I’m being weirdly ominous that’s probably the explanationThe kind of weird list you end up with when 95% of your Spotify usage is for work music. https://t.co/9buElERu08
12/3
2020
When someone passes, you think back to the times you spent with them and it becomes starkly clear just how precious… https://t.co/7N234BSpeK"No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future." -- Tony Hsieh, RIP
Retweeted by Tim UrbanI'm lucky to have gotten to know Tony Hsieh over the past few years. An endlessly generous person who treated every… https://t.co/Je2XHMV7FH
11/28
2020
@SAHARAWIVOICE @CORCAS_AUTONOMY @ChanceHeath @sutlibum Thanks. I’ve been meaning to learn more about this situation for awhile. @CORCAS_AUTONOMY @ChanceHeath @sutlibum Are you from Western Sahara? Is that the name you use for the country? @Mario_Gibney @TheJoyOfBambi @Cross_x_Boss I’m not sure why but I love watching someone better than me do a crosswo… https://t.co/Zk6lLLI2tW @TheJoyOfBambi @Cross_x_Boss It is a sick and unsettling practice. But it also leads him to finish every crossword… https://t.co/qNgSGZfIQiMorgan (@Cross_x_Boss) solves the Thursday NYT crossword on video. He doesn’t seem to be going faster than I do and… https://t.co/KYtN096qzz
11/27
2020
@sacca https://t.co/QH0iK8Ob5ynbd https://t.co/Ce88G2tz3y
11/26
2020
@CasuallyHere You sold me with this description and I got it. A+ @reylosophy Got this on your recommendation. So good.It’s like the continents knew we were coming over and furiously cleaned the house before we got there. https://t.co/K3MZ0eyZlj
11/25
2020
Also this is funny (from a Dec 92 WSJ article): https://t.co/XkOFnjEOt5Been using google's custom dates search for research, and while searching articles written before 1995, came across… https://t.co/BfWPROe1tU @swiftgreenpood1 Nope!
11/24
2020
Thanks for the tips Google https://t.co/yZqOLmYvJ2
11/23
2020
@gummadi @momofuku That looks excruciatingly good. Just ordered.More on each: @TABASCO @FranksRedHot @CrystalHotSauce @LA_Hot_Sauce @melindasfoods @MarieSharps @jardinefoodshttps://t.co/QhuaVoZWTv @peterdassenko Anything out of tall square bottles tends to be excellent in my experience. @billmurraytatus Yeah Yucateco is great. I wish their green sauce was slightly less hot. @sptroy @MarieSharps I discovered it in Belize too, where I had it 900 times in one week. @WanderingBowl Love Aardvark @SAntonishen Frank's is the gateway drug. Also try Melinda's. @charlibryant Yeah that's in my fridge. @brennquenn I'll have it when it's the only option but not a fan! @cenevivaricardo I don't dislike sriracha, it's just a bit much. @CalumEwing1 Sriracha is fine. I've had my phases. It's just a bit sweet/overpowering and not delicious enough to warrant its fame imo. @garrettben This will get me in trouble, but I'm not a fan of Cholula / Valentinas / Tapatio. Just not my thing. @zimbatsu I do enjoy a good Piri-Piri.There are like 30 more I like but that's my hall of fame. Now you can yell at me / tell me your favorites.Another cuddle bunny of mine. Goes well on everything. https://t.co/3TdQeYBfhLInner Beauty hot sauce is some heavenly combo of hot sauce and mustard. Great on sandwiches. https://t.co/YXk6bKgWrGNot really sure what's going on here but I want to drink it plain. https://t.co/QDPKCdgIoFA non-hot sauce. But supremely delicious. https://t.co/U1zbs1OFdkMule Sauce is what I wish Sriracha tasted like. https://t.co/bJHZYecVYTThese Hank Sauces are quite the thing. https://t.co/rKgZbJTMXXThe Scoville Food Institute sauces are excellent and this GC one is my favorite. In contention with Melinda's for t… https://t.co/jVB4VYGfl0I don't know who D.L.Jardine is or how they got so good at stuff, but everything they do is delicious. This is my f… https://t.co/pFCC5jjoD3Matouk's Calypso Sauce takes some practice. It's one of those that first tastes really mild so you get cocky with i… https://t.co/6rQbb5Dg4wAnother woman who gets it. Marie Sharp's is the first in the thread that's actually pretty hot. Hotness in hot sauc… https://t.co/byuY7NoSDlMoving onto some different flavors, Melinda just gets it. Possibly the most delicious hot sauce. Not very hot. https://t.co/ZO4sOubWmCNot exactly sure what the difference is between Louisiana and Crystal, but they're both very special. https://t.co/trquGprIH5Crystal. Hot sauces with labels this simple tend to be extremely delicious. https://t.co/sQgVzNsiv0Frank's, duh. So not hot it's almost not hot sauce. Just succulent sauce that I might drink a shot of if I'm hungry… https://t.co/zuP0PZUptkTabasco. The og. Old faithful. My stuffed animal. If I was only allowed to have one hot sauce for the rest of my li… https://t.co/DG8LeP97dsMy hot sauce hall of fame (thread). In no particular order.
11/22
2020
I interview @waitbutwhy about political polarization during the pandemic on this week's episode of LABYRINTHS. Don'… https://t.co/d8f7rLNbYF
Retweeted by Tim UrbanSo many underscores https://t.co/jALq9mJAKs
11/20
2020
Sometimes the tentacles get mad at each other. https://t.co/QxIS18DnFCMore here https://t.co/bkYcSe4PyXNavigating a career can be a mindfuck because there are so many factors in play. The yearning octopus can help us s… https://t.co/P4jMpFn4by
11/19
2020
@TCT_Kris It takes a few ice breakers with each person and then it just becomes obvious that all future calls between us will be video.Not sure exactly when it happened, but the shift from calling friends and family to almost exclusively FaceTiming t… https://t.co/hvqjJPTMIK
11/18
2020
@jjasper123 @_CheML_ same @mati_faure Those fall under the "important things" umbrella.A waking day is right around 1,000 minutes—or 100 ten-minute blocks. You probably do have time for those important… https://t.co/q9hYeQJBAIHappy anniversary! Let’s all go to Wuhan to celebrate. “According to Chinese government data reviewed by the South… https://t.co/I9FrzQivc2Docking confirmed – Crew Dragon has arrived at the @space_station!
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11/17
2020
A+ lunch entertainment: https://t.co/c57SghsjWS via @kottkeHell is exactly like this world except all coffee is hazelnut.
11/16
2020
@Robben4days Yeah, planning to do that. @PoeticPolymath I moved my whole desktop into that folder to take this screenshot so people wouldn't see what a mess I am.This new Big Sur wallpaper is everything to me. https://t.co/djG0yHhAWJSince you are reading this tweet I can be reasonably confident that you are one of the 7 billion people alive right… https://t.co/q5k6JShD5X
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11/15
2020
@anasses As I watch this show, I keep being like, "Well I might be shaken to my core here but at least I'm not actu… https://t.co/VLKS8zMhgFConfidence is a window that lets your real self shine through.Who needs sleep when you can instead be continually woken up by nightmares about the bent-neck lady.
11/11
2020
Every minute I spend scrolling on Twitter reduces my maturity level by one year. 15 minutes into a session I’m ba… https://t.co/IfMg98hrxSSo good. https://t.co/xgQ7fBfdhO
11/10
2020
@Hahnarama Yeah I was hanging with Mars too. But it’s even weirder to look out the window and just see Saturn over there.You know Jupiter and Saturn are in the zone when you can see them on a NYC highway https://t.co/QSvlgo8ruk
11/9
2020
The morning you check out from an Airbnb really exposes everyone’s true colors.
11/8
2020
@Techgnostik It was kind of random when he was VP too.It's funny that the next president is kind of a random grandpa. @MichaelTinpenny I like Biden as a guy but he is kind of a random grandpa. @IshanKokra I wouldn't go that far, but for a few reasons I think it's fair to classify this election as helped by unusual circumstances. @mikenyla It will happen! @CryptCoinPoodle When John Quincy Adams was president, he'd go swimming naked in the river, and one day a journalis… https://t.co/acSw7rM9bz @CryptCoinPoodle John Adams was a critical figure in American history, somewhat forgotten because he wasn't one of… https://t.co/cZQCNmeHjZ @alex_valaitis I'd say it does probably qualify. Wasn't suggesting this election was an exception.It's amazing how rare this is, especially given how many of these were due to special circumstances. Bush lost beca… https://t.co/d13WZrKMV7I bet Melania's secretly pumped.AZ, GA, NC, PA, and NV are like, “man this is really tough to figure out”, and then Alaska’s like, “Yeah.” And then… https://t.co/gCI3mb1OZRWhat’s Alaska’s problem https://t.co/BOw8qJprdeShowing red vs. blue maps leads people to see America as more divided—and judge people more by their state's stereo… https://t.co/g5Sp9ULTdM
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11/7
2020
😭 https://t.co/5YTIFHqWsZPerspective 👇 https://t.co/ncm1LQPuRW
Retweeted by Tim Urban @mayfer @NateSilver538 @FiveThirtyEight I just looked up "edgelord" and I think it was an insult but I kind of enjoyed it anyway.Big thanks to @NateSilver538 and the @FiveThirtyEight live blog for being roughly 80 times more informative and tim… https://t.co/bgdngYGpYwI have friends across the political spectrum and they all really hated that speech.The way Trump is handling this might actually be something the US can unite over.
11/6
2020
Really sick of the word MaricopaEvery breaking news update by an anchor right now. https://t.co/FpKFe93NW3https://t.co/YnohYbvgHK @Inline_Sixx @EricRWeinstein I'll take the latter any day. @EricRWeinstein i.e. "Do you prefer dictatorship or democracy?"
11/5
2020

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